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It's a savage world out there, wolves are out killing deer species and here we are in our high rises and cotton crew-neck t-shirts sipping wine...

I just watched two elephants mate on TV. Not a particularly pretty sight to the casual observer, I suspect.

I love tobacco. Each drag hearkens me back to a younger time when I hardly ever coughed.

My goal in life is to become a professional coffee taster. It would also be nice to see how many pops of corn I can get in my mouth at one time...

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"The answer is Phyllis Diller" is a Peter Griffin line from a clip in an episode of Family Guy where the family is playing Trivial Pursuit. You'd...

Looks like they did a pretty nice job.

She was one of the first celebrities to openly champion plastic surgery. I think I know why now.

Phyllis Diller changed her face. But she didn't really need to because she could do this:

A bit overwhelming, I know, but just think of all the things I have NOT talked about, they must be in the bazillions. So don't nobody get smart. ...

Darn it, I should have used loins girt. Well, maybe next time. In the meantime I expect strict protocol here at the farm, and Lester, let go of that...

But let us not depress. Let us spring up through the microbe laden soil like the clown in pop goes the weasel and shake off that rich loam that seems...

I learned this from tonight's evening news. I suspect it's true. Pretty sad really.

Just to be clear, the counterfeits will not protect your eyes, even though it appears that protection is what they're for.

A welding helmet lens might be too dark, not sure. You could probably find something suitable at a welding supply store because there are different...

You can get tinted mylar, cardboard eyeglasses to view the eclipse but there have been counterfeits produced and sold, produced obviously by someone...

Ok, thanks. And thanks for the warning, I'll be on the lookout for increased soup chef activity.

Aug. 21, solar eclipse, be there or be square. I did see one as a young kid, but I recall not being particularly impressed except by some talk of...

No, but oddly enough, I've noticed there are more turtles...

Has anyone noticed a significant increase in the airborne insect population? Just checking.

But dad, they... don't sass me boy, now git!

But dad, the iPhone could save your life. Ahh yes, but is it waterproof? I rest my case, now put that dang thing down and get in the car.

Yes. I got plenty of computerism in me, I just don't take the damned thing fishing is all.

Computerism sounds interesting...could you use it in a sentence for me??

Yes, and a wonderful pastime, provided the radiation levels aren't too high of course. Yes, computer literacy is nice too, but I wouldn't want to...

Personally, I think they believe themselves to be more "God like"...they are projecting who they want to be as opposed to who they are. Welcome back...