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Watley was his moniker, I remember now.

Dude I don't see any mushrooms. Where the hell are all the mushrooms? I think they're just over that next ridge, man.

That's an old Smokey The Bear thing. I suppose I should've at least italicized it.

Listen, if you just want to up and post a bunch of stuff, go ahead. Only you can prevent forest fires.

I think they read a lot. Yeah they're pretty messed up. Yup.

Where the hell are all the normal people? Hell I don't know. Me neither.

Are you suggesting that the goal of humanity is frivolous? We're on a road to nowhere. Ok just checking.

Um... dude I think you better hurry up. Ok filet mignon, medium well.

Look, I've a stake in this life. I just ain't figured out what it is yet.

Ok that sounds reasonable but I'll have to run it by the old lady. Dude she's dumber than you are, I don't think that'll be necessary. Perhaps...

Dude what the hell. I'll have you know I'm a high school graduate. Alright I'll make it five then.

Listen, you've had a few beers, you're on the internet, and we're all having a wonderful time, I know, but could you please at least limit your posts...

Well whatever it is I'm sure it's not good. Now could you please refrain from so much posting? Um... yeah sure, and good luck with that.

Hmm. I don't know, dude. I think I'm an Archist.

How the hell is one supposed to have an intelligent conversation with another? Everyone simply needs to post, and let us all let the chips fall...

Why does everything have to be so relevant? Can't we just post?

What does that have to do with anything that's been said thus far? Nothing. It's called posting.

I've been looking practically my whole internet career for a pornographic money-shot of a woman's pubic hair in curlers but ain't found one yet.

Her memory wasn't what you'd call great so I was a little confused.

I got that key ring as a gift from a woman I was living with before I moved to TN. To this day I'm still not sure if that was a hint or a...

I have a key ring with a tag that says "I Suffer From CRS, Can't Remember Shit".

I can't remember the name of his website either. I think it's got something to do with old age.

That was back in the good old days when there was like tons of posters.

I remember doing that for a guy whose moniker I can't remember at V7N. He had a cool website with humorous nineteenth and turn of the twentieth...

Ok, well... carry on then. I'll be glad to put your Get Milked link in my sig if you think it'll help.

Someone once asked a cartoonist: "How do you make money drawing comics?" He answered "you can make money drawing comics?" It's pretty rare to come...

A bat just bit the dude in the ear. I reckon it must've been pretty hungry. They don't usually do that.

Ed. If you don't start posting more then people are going to start thinking you are just spamming the forum.

Your dick ain't long enough? Nevermind then.

So let me ask you... have you ever inadvertently fucked yourself up the ass? Tell the truth.