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I think I may be under cardiac arrest, somebody call one nine nine.

I don't know why I'm still alive. I think it may be because Jesus loves me.

I don't believe in stump grinders. I always just chainsawed the fucking thing at ground level.

Well I don't care what they say about politics, I just love them.

Did somebody call a plumber? Um,,, no. I think the pressure is starting to get to you.

Generators produce the polar opposites that produce the current to power our homes.

I know it's a lot to take in but just bear with me. Dude we ain't got time for this shit.

What are polar opposites? Two materials etc. with opposite electrical charges.

Dude I just came here for the electronics knowledge. Well have a seat then. It may be a few hours before someone can see you.

Now your mother just told you to take out the garbage, let's hop to it. Excuse me? Where the fuck do you think we are? Neverland?

Current and amps mean the same thing.

Basically speaking, resistance limits current flow. Voltage is something that is needed to produce current. Voltage is simply two polar opposites...

Please don't make me butt slap ya. Dude what the hell is wrong with you? I'm trying to have a serious conversation here.

I don't know, I think I may be among the very few people left that actually know how the old televisions worked. It's pretty complicated.

There just ain't room for bands of color anymore.

Last I knew six and six equaled twelve, are there any objections? Sounds reasonable, as long as there's not different colors. Speaking of...

I will drink more beer than has ever been thought necessary if need be.

Boy that TV sure is blurry. I should think about getting a bigger one.

And you wonder why I drink.

The eye doctor told me yesterday that I have a cataract that needs to be removed and I'm like, ok well when I can't see anymore I'll probably have it...

People will do anything for money. That's a real shame.

Soon y'all will be deader than a motherfucker.

Born to die.

People die. That kinda bothers me. I mean it's like, excuse me? What the hell is the point?

Please don't make me smoke anymore tobacco mommy.

I know damn well Muddy is out there somewhere.

Erectile dysfunction? No thank you.

Yes we can discuss really important stuff, but I'm not really into that.

I just like to post. That is all.

Are you fucking crazy? Well... kinda if you must know. I don't see anyone posting like this.