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I've seen quite a few of the episodes so far of the Celebrity Ghost Stories, and there's a lot of them, and I'm starting to think, ok, maybe there...

That's cool, Ed. Shouldn't you get some kind of royalties or something?

Get Milked appeared another book - this time a media literacy book. The comic appears on page 13 and can be seen on Amazon's preview page. I don't...

Doing three shows a night, drinking to excess, no clean socks, where does it all end?

Just look at what life has done to me. I firmly object, your honor.

Please allow me to extrapolate. Ok, just try not to hurt yourself.

Please don't make me eat food. You'll eat food and you'll like it. You're a pornographic whore. Ok now that we got that settled, what color...

I officially from this point on do not believe in stuff. Nothing. I'm tired of it. We shouldn't have to believe in anything. Can't we go by what's...

Thirteen hundred twenty six beers on the wall, thirteen hundred twenty six beers...

The fucking stuff is too potent and I always end up drinking too much.

I quit drinking liquor. I think I mentioned it.

Could you run that one by me once more? Yes. Perhaps we ought not have anymore. Ok, thanks.

What the fuck is going on at the capitol? Fucked if I know. I think people have just gone crazy. Well perhaps we ought not have anymore.

Well I and myself would suggest you get a fucking life then. Ok no need to keep swearing. Dude I cannot accurately express myself without...

We've seen and heard tell of yer types and frankly, we are not amused.

My great grandad was a carpenter, that's gotta account for something.

How come old men have tits? Dude I don't know what you're on, but I would suggest a different drug.

People must have some pretty wild shit going on in their lives to not post. Myself, I don't give a shit. I will post. I'm even considering a new line...

The poor fucking thing was traumatized I reckon.

They said it was hard to get it to eat.

They had a pet deer once but they had to let it go because it's illegal.

That farm sold the best maple syrup I've ever tasted. You ain't gonna find better than that. Rupert, Vermont.

Them boys was busy doing farm stuff.

I was deer hunting on the property and thought I'd just stop in the barn for a chat. Well needless to say, there weren't much time for chattin'.

Man you're a farmer, you're supposed to know stuff. What the heck planet are you on? Actually I saw a farmer shove his entire arm up a cow's...

I guess you didn't bury her deep enough? Yeah something like that. I think it was a leap year.

Um.... ok you got me there. Farm life, son. They accidentally dug grandma up with the disker last spring.

I spent two thirds of my life with pigs.

I've tried everything but dried pigroot. Yes pigs do seem to root don't they? Tell me about it.

The son of a bitch bit me so I killed it. Dude try chamomile.