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Zap
25-11-2009, 09:51 AM
We've all seen them. Here's our chance to create them.
Rules for this game are simple.

Post a slogan that would look good on a bumper sticker.
In other words, short and to the point but hopefully funny or witty.

I'll start with one of my favourites from George Carlin...

I've found Jesus. He's in the trunk.

Zap
25-11-2009, 09:56 AM
My other car is a piece of shit too!

Cryren8972
25-11-2009, 09:58 AM
It's not a quote...but it's a bumper sticker:
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Cryren8972
25-11-2009, 10:19 AM
Borrow money from a pessimist...they don't expect to get it back.
~author unknown

Zap
25-11-2009, 10:23 AM
If, at first, you don't succeed, you really are a loser.

julien_simon
25-11-2009, 11:35 AM
If you can read this...thank a teacher

julien_simon
25-11-2009, 11:40 AM
caution, driver is singing

Atom
25-11-2009, 11:40 AM
*Long Live C02*

Atom
25-11-2009, 11:51 AM
POLLUTION MONKEY ABOARD

Atom
25-11-2009, 12:09 PM
CAUTION:CELLPHONE ON BOARD

Atom
25-11-2009, 12:25 PM
SAVE THE PLANET
GET NEUTERED

Atom
25-11-2009, 12:31 PM
KISS MY TAILPIPE!

julien_simon
25-11-2009, 12:37 PM
Jesus loves you
Everyone else thinks you are an asshole

Atom
25-11-2009, 12:38 PM
FULL REVERSE THRUST,
SCOTTY!

Atom
25-11-2009, 12:44 PM
Save The Planet
Ride A Skateboard

julien_simon
25-11-2009, 12:47 PM
save a horse, ride a cowboy

Atom
25-11-2009, 12:52 PM
CAUTION:
DYSFUNCTIONAL CHILDREN ABOARD

Atom
25-11-2009, 12:54 PM
CAUTION:
DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY ABOARD

Atom
25-11-2009, 01:02 PM
SAVE THE PLANET
DRINK GASOLINE


ok wait.. better strike that one lol

Atom
25-11-2009, 01:04 PM
Where the hell is that strikethrough when you need it. lol

Rankenstein
25-11-2009, 02:02 PM
Oh, it's an old one, with many name variations, I know:

Jesus saves! But Rooney knocks in the rebound!

iowadawg
25-11-2009, 04:05 PM
Boobs and More Boobs.

ewomack
28-11-2009, 03:09 PM
Try your buttplug out on my exhaust.