Bumper Stickers

[Zap]

We've all seen them. Here's our chance to create them.
Rules for this game are simple.

Post a slogan that would look good on a bumper sticker.
In other words, short and to the point but hopefully funny or witty.

I'll start with one of my favourites from George Carlin...

I've found Jesus. He's in the trunk.

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My other car is a piece of shit too!

[Cryren8972]

It's not a quote...but it's a bumper sticker:
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

[Cryren8972]

Borrow money from a pessimist...they don't expect to get it back.
~author unknown

[Zap]

If, at first, you don't succeed, you really are a loser.

[julien_simon]

If you can read this...thank a teacher

[julien_simon]

caution, driver is singing

[Atom]

*Long Live C02*

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POLLUTION MONKEY ABOARD

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CAUTION:CELLPHONE ON BOARD

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SAVE THE PLANET
GET NEUTERED

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KISS MY TAILPIPE!

[julien_simon]

Jesus loves you
Everyone else thinks you are an asshole

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FULL REVERSE THRUST,
SCOTTY!

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Save The Planet
Ride A Skateboard

[julien_simon]

save a horse, ride a cowboy

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CAUTION:
DYSFUNCTIONAL CHILDREN ABOARD

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CAUTION:
DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY ABOARD

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SAVE THE PLANET
DRINK GASOLINE


ok wait.. better strike that one lol

[Atom]

Where the hell is that strikethrough when you need it. lol

[Rankenstein]

Oh, it's an old one, with many name variations, I know:

Jesus saves! But Rooney knocks in the rebound!

[iowadawg]

Boobs and More Boobs.

[ewomack]

Try your buttplug out on my exhaust.