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pctec
28-11-2009, 09:22 PM
Well aint that the truth...

tsdesigns
28-11-2009, 09:29 PM
Not as good though...

iowadawg
28-11-2009, 10:58 PM
Actually, porn is for losers.

ewomack
29-11-2009, 12:20 AM
Porn backwards is Nrop.

Actually, it depends on who you're dating. I've had some experiences with real people that were worse than porn.

Strong
29-11-2009, 08:21 AM
Porn backwards is Nrop.

Actually, it depends on who you're dating. I've had some experiences with real people that were worse than porn.

Is that 'worse', in a good way or bad way :sqconfused:

CountryBoy
29-11-2009, 08:23 AM
Better still is to date someone who likes making porn...

Strong
29-11-2009, 08:55 AM
Now you are just dreaming :sqwink:

Sami4u
29-11-2009, 09:01 AM
Hi

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:sqeek::sqbiggrin::sqwink:

Sami

Cryren8972
29-11-2009, 09:42 AM
Wouldn't tissue fall apart too easily?

Atom
29-11-2009, 10:38 AM
Porn is not necessary. But it sure does help.

iowadawg
29-11-2009, 03:33 PM
COLTS JUST INTERCEPTED!
AND FOR A TOUCHDOWN!!!!

28-20 over the TEXANS....

Go Manning
Go Colts

ewomack
30-11-2009, 09:18 PM
Whoa... that was a thread hijack in the wrong direction if I've ever seen one...

Muddy
30-11-2009, 10:41 PM
Jim Nabors, the precursor to Freddy Mercury.

Sami4u
01-12-2009, 02:45 AM
Jim Nabors, the precursor to Freddy Mercury.

Hi,

Lost on that? How could Jim Nabors, be the precursor to Freddy Mercury?

Are you referring to the gay thing?

Sami

artagnan
01-12-2009, 08:30 AM
Porn is just sex in various shape and form...

Muddy
01-12-2009, 11:24 AM
Hi,

Lost on that? How could Jim Nabors, be the precursor to Freddy Mercury?

Are you referring to the gay thing?

Sami

Mainly the big voice and the ballads with underlying messages. All of which Liza Minnelli would approve.

Zap
01-12-2009, 11:31 AM
perfectly healthy.

Muddy
01-12-2009, 11:35 AM
causing growth.

Atom
01-12-2009, 11:46 AM
I wonder, if balls could somehow be instantly refilled with sperm after orgasm it would be possible to have many orgasms in rapid succession.

Ferre
01-12-2009, 11:56 AM
Yeah, I guess women are blessed with that ability, not us. :sqfrown:

Atom
01-12-2009, 12:01 PM
I wonder if it were possible it would enslave the brain in an addiction with physical withdrawal symptoms.

Ferre
01-12-2009, 12:10 PM
Well, already there are sex addicts, they might not have physical withdrawal but from what I've read they do have severe cravings.

Atom
01-12-2009, 12:15 PM
Well I guess the natural governor is good then.

ewomack
06-12-2009, 09:49 AM
Where's a horny mad scientist when you need one?!?! :sqmad:

Cryren8972
06-12-2009, 08:28 PM
I hear there's a way to have an orgasm without ejaculating.
Aha! Found it...
you too can have multiple orgasms! =)
How to Explore Male Multiple Orgasms Non-Ejaculatory Orgasms for Men (http://sexuality.about.com/od/orgasms/ht/htmalemultiples.htm)

tsdesigns
06-12-2009, 08:33 PM
I hear there's a way to have an orgasm without ejaculating.
Aha! Found it...
you too can have multiple orgasms! =)
How to Explore Male Multiple Orgasms Non-Ejaculatory Orgasms for Men (http://sexuality.about.com/od/orgasms/ht/htmalemultiples.htm)

Yeah...but it's a lot more work :sqrolleyes:

Cryren8972
06-12-2009, 08:46 PM
Yeah...but it's a lot more work :sqrolleyes:
Gotta work for the perks! :sqlaugh:

pctec
07-12-2009, 06:10 AM
I firmly believe that you need to let it out, lest ye explode!

tsdesigns
07-12-2009, 09:43 AM
Gotta work for the perks! :sqlaugh:

You women don't have to...:sqerr:

Cryren8972
07-12-2009, 10:27 AM
You women don't have to...:sqerr:

I don't have multiples...
I'm sure I could, if I worked at it...but one puts me so out of breath, I may just pass out if I were to have more than one in a row. :sqlaugh:

Zap
07-12-2009, 10:45 AM
I don't have multiples...

Never? As in... Never ever?

Cryren8972
07-12-2009, 10:50 AM
Never? As in... Never ever?

As in...I'm a lot like a guy in that way. I have one really really good one...and I'm pretty much done. I can have a couple or three in one sex session, but it has to be a pretty long, drawn out session.
I don't have them in rapid succession, no.

Zap
07-12-2009, 11:03 AM
As in...I'm a lot like a guy in that way. I have one really really good one...and I'm pretty much done. I can have a couple or three in one sex session, but it has to be a pretty long, drawn out session.
I don't have them in rapid succession, no.

Do you need a 5 minute break after each one too?

Cryren8972
07-12-2009, 11:05 AM
Yes, actually...
I come close to hyperventilating. LOL!

Zap
07-12-2009, 11:23 AM
Yes, actually...
I come close to hyperventilating. LOL!

You really are like a guy.



























...Minus the penis, of course. :sqlaugh:

Cryren8972
07-12-2009, 12:01 PM
You really are like a guy.


...Minus the penis, of course. :sqlaugh:

However, with my current equipment, I can have as many penises as I want. :sqlaugh:

tsdesigns
07-12-2009, 12:20 PM
However, with my current equipment, I can have as many penises as I want. :sqlaugh:

That just sounds a bit weird...:sqrofl:

Cryren8972
07-12-2009, 12:29 PM
That just sounds a bit weird...:sqrofl:

Most things people do for fun are a bit weird...
if you really think about it...:sqlaugh:

Zap
07-12-2009, 12:36 PM
I can have as many penises as I want. :sqlaugh:

OK. Now I'm thinkin' you're maybe not like a guy. LOL!

Atom
10-12-2009, 02:01 PM
I think this subject is getting a bit deep for me.

Atom
10-12-2009, 02:02 PM
lol

Atom
10-12-2009, 02:08 PM
Do you need a 5 minute break after each one too?LOL!

iowadawg
10-12-2009, 02:09 PM
Ah....I love this weather here in Iowa....

Snow, cold.

Okay, off to mail the third batch of christmas cards.

Atom
10-12-2009, 02:14 PM
I have never sent Christmas cards before. I'm not sure it was the right decision but I am sticking to it.

iowadawg
10-12-2009, 02:22 PM
Damn...it is frigid out there!
Van did not start warming up until I got back and parked....

Wind picked up in past hour and it is wicked cold out there.

Next time I go out, will put my hood up and wear gloves...

Atom
10-12-2009, 02:22 PM
I have never sent Christmas cards before. I'm not sure it was the right decision but I am sticking to it.

The people that really love me know I'm a little weird like that.

Atom
10-12-2009, 02:25 PM
I don't miss the snow and cold one bit, I'm an official southern convert I think.

Atom
10-12-2009, 03:20 PM
*edit, wrong thread.

I hate it when I do that.

iowadawg
10-12-2009, 03:25 PM
Porn is not to be enjoyed.
Period.

Atom
10-12-2009, 03:30 PM
Yeah I agree. I just visit those sites for the educational aspect. I don't want to sound too stupid in these porn threads.

iowadawg
10-12-2009, 03:51 PM
I leave porn alone.
I rather enjoy the female form.

Atom
10-12-2009, 03:53 PM
Where do you get all those boob pics then?

iowadawg
10-12-2009, 04:00 PM
Those are ART.....

Atom
10-12-2009, 04:01 PM
:sqerr:

Atom
10-12-2009, 04:04 PM
BTW, what in hell is a sqerr?

Atom
10-12-2009, 04:06 PM
Those are ART.....

I see, you get them from art sites. Very well then. lol

iowadawg
10-12-2009, 04:09 PM
Yes, I do not frequent porn sites.
Only the art sites that portray only the female form.

Atom
10-12-2009, 04:10 PM
I see, well the one I posted weren't from no art site, I can positively verify that. lol

Atom
10-12-2009, 04:14 PM
BTW, you should surf porn, it's pretty wild these days, they seem to be getting it down pretty good some of them.

Atom
10-12-2009, 04:17 PM
What I often wonder is how much some of these top girls actually get paid.

iowadawg
10-12-2009, 04:19 PM
Surf porn?
hahahahhahahhaha
Sounds almost decadent.

Zap
10-12-2009, 04:21 PM
What I often wonder is how much some of these top girls actually get paid.

Wonder no more...

Highest Paid Pornstars Huge Porn Star Salaries (http://www.listaholic.com/the-5-highest-paid-pornstars.html)

Atom
10-12-2009, 04:23 PM
Surf porn?
hahahahhahahhaha
Sounds almost decadent.

Yeah it is, it's pretty wild these days, you have to know how to do it though, without paying or getting PC viruses.

iowadawg
10-12-2009, 04:34 PM
Glad someone keeps up with the porn girls and how much they make.

That is just not something that interests me in the least.

Atom
10-12-2009, 04:37 PM
Wonder no more...

Highest Paid Pornstars Huge Porn Star Salaries (http://www.listaholic.com/the-5-highest-paid-pornstars.html)Notice how the article evades disclosing a per scene dollar range for the females?

iowadawg
10-12-2009, 04:38 PM
got to go pee.
will take camera and shoot a video of me peeing.

Can I sell that for big bucks?

iowadawg
10-12-2009, 04:42 PM
Would such a video be art or porn?

Zap
10-12-2009, 04:49 PM
got to go pee.
will take camera and shoot a video of me peeing.

Can I sell that for big bucks?
If you look like Jenna Jameson, maybe.


Would such a video be art or porn?
It would be gross, whether it's art or porn.

iowadawg
10-12-2009, 04:51 PM
So, it is gross for a video of a man peeing?
And not gross for a video of a woman peeing?

FREAKING DOUBLE STANDARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zap
10-12-2009, 04:52 PM
So, it is gross for a video of a man peeing?
And not gross for a video of a woman peeing?

FREAKING DOUBLE STANDARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome to the wonderful world of porn!


BTW, I'm not into seeing anyone pee.

Atom
10-12-2009, 05:02 PM
Me either, it just looks stupid to me.

pctec
10-12-2009, 05:06 PM
Golden showers brings may flowers ;)

Muddy
10-12-2009, 05:07 PM
BTW, what in hell is a sqerr?

I wondered the same thing...

pctec
10-12-2009, 05:09 PM
Ummmmmm..... sqerr (http://sqerr.deviantart.com/)

ewomack
13-12-2009, 12:14 AM
Oh... it's not a SQL error... I thought I could lend a hand here... never mind...