Man Gives Teller His ID Before Robbing Bank [Archive]

Zap

13-08-2009, 07:55 PM

Yup. This guy was THAT dumb.

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2009/08/13/10444526-ap.html

ANCHORAGE, Alaska - A 34-year-old man is in custody after authorities say he gave a teller his account number and showed her his picture ID before robbing an Anchorage bank.

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krisma5

14-08-2009, 05:33 AM

HA HA HA! Now THAT'S a TRUE Alaskan!!!

Strong

14-08-2009, 08:34 AM

Some people have got to learn by making them mistakes!

ewomack

14-08-2009, 08:45 AM

At least he followed official bank robbing procedures. Section 1.3.4.5 of the Bank Robber's code clearly states: "no robber shall intervene in the cashflow of any financial institution without showing a valid form of picture identification."

The guy was just following procedures! Give him a break!

Muddy

14-08-2009, 11:39 AM

HA HA HA! Now THAT'S a TRUE Alaskan!!!

Judging by his name and behavior, I bet his family's been Alaskans for generations...if you know what I mean.

krisma5

14-08-2009, 04:23 PM

At least he followed official bank robbing procedures. Section 1.3.4.5 of the Bank Robber's code clearly states: "no robber shall intervene in the cashflow of any financial institution without showing a valid form of picture identification."

and you know this BECAUSE???

krisma5

14-08-2009, 04:24 PM

Judging by his name and behavior, I bet his family's been Alaskans for generations...if you know what I mean.

Oh, and HOW I know what you mean! :sqembarrassed: