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Zap

13-08-2009, 08:47 PM

Prostitute breaks down door, demands sex - Weird News - Canoe.ca (http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2009/03/26/8897526-bang.html)

A prostitute in North Carolina broke into an apartment and demanded sex from three men.

:sqeek:

Ferre

13-08-2009, 09:18 PM

When the economy is tough you do what you gotta do. :armywink:

Muddy

13-08-2009, 10:03 PM

How the hell did she force this issue?

Zap

13-08-2009, 10:56 PM

How the hell did she force this issue?

You want a diagram? :sqerr:

Muddy

13-08-2009, 11:07 PM

lol! Well the article doesn't say if she had a gun or what...sounds like she gave them a discount as opposed to forcing them...

Zap

13-08-2009, 11:20 PM

There aren't many cases I can think of, where a guy can honestly say he was forced to have sex.
That's like saying I was tied up and forced to smoke marijuana against my own will. LOL!

Muddy

13-08-2009, 11:31 PM

And if you really were being forced, it'd be pretty hard to perform. Er...actually, it wouldn't be hard. It'd be hard 'cause it wasn't hard. hmmm

krisma5

14-08-2009, 03:38 AM

well, if she looked anything like Dudette....I dunno

ewomack

14-08-2009, 09:02 AM

These are truly dangerous times... there would be nothing more frightening than a naked prostitute banging on my door demanding sex... damn this recession!!!

Muddy

14-08-2009, 11:29 AM

I can only imagine (http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/c/c1/UglyHooker.jpg).

krisma5

15-08-2009, 04:27 AM

Oh gawd!