Japanese Stuff

[ewomack]

私はつじあやのの音楽がとても好きですよ！

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[Strong]

Why does that remind me of Fruity Oaty Bars

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Serenity, just before the River Tam fight sequence.

[ewomack]

Because it packs 2 servings of Vitamin C and fiber?!!?

[Muddy]

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[krisma5]

all the Chinese lettering is turned into boxes.

[Strong]

^ Yeah, me as well. It has probably got something to do with some dodah Windows regional setting. I know, I'm really helpful today.

[krisma5]

More than I would have thought of.

[ewomack]

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[Muddy]

Watley?

[Strong]

That is quite a resemblance!

[Atom]

That's quite the lullaby.

[julien_simon]

can't see any of the videos...

[Muddy]

can't see any of the videos...

I'm working my way through the forum fixing them.

[Ferre]

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[julien_simon]

I'm working my way through the forum fixing them.

it is working now:llama:

[krisma5]

what a quick fixer!

[julien_simon]

Muddy's my hero!

[krisma5]

Awe.... he's got an admirer! (sp?)

[ewomack]

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[Strong]

Slurping at the dinner table, is that allowed? :sqerr:

[Ferre]

Slurping at the dinner table, is that allowed? :sqerr:

There is worse...

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[Strong]

Well I guess it is an invaluable phrase if you are in need of it :sqlaugh:

How else would you explain?

[Muddy]

How many come in a case by the way?

[Muddy]

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Poke the pork?

[ewomack]

There is worse...

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Oh man... you win forever... I hadn't seen this one yet...

[ewomack]

More of the same...

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[Ferre]

More of the same...

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Take anything you want! :sqrolleyes:

[Ferre]

more craziness...

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[ewomack]

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[ewomack]

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[krisma5]

Are those the same girls?

[ewomack]

Yes, they are the same goddesses... the one and only Pink Lady.

[ewomack]

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[ewomack]

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[Muddy]

Ed, is this (http://wimp.com/musicalduo/) Japanese?

[Muddy]

More Japanese stuff (http://wimp.com/crazygame/). I think.

[Muddy]

Couldn't decide whether to put this (http://wimp.com/tennisskills/) here or in the tennis thread.

[ewomack]

Good use of urinals and stalls in this one...

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[ewomack]

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[julien_simon]

I believe this vid (http://vimeo.com/5362898) is worth a watch but it left me with mixed feelings.

[Muddy]

I thought that the meat was cat was appropriate.

[julien_simon]

say again?

I see many verbs and nouns but your sentence doesn't make sense to me. For some reason, a connector is missing.

[Strong]

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She is a freak :sqcool:

[Muddy]

I thought that the meat was cat was appropriate.

I thought the fact that the meat was cat was appropriate.

[Strong]

Too late now! We know you are just as human as the rest of us :sqlaugh:

[Muddy]

I only added that for Ju's benefit. The original statement was perfectly clear to a native English speaker!

[Strong]

That's the spirit!

[Steak Eater]

that is messed up

[Muddy]

I couldn't get this (http://www.flixxy.com/chinese-bicycle-acrobatics.htm) to play in YouTube.

[Zap]

I couldn't get this (http://www.flixxy.com/chinese-bicycle-acrobatics.htm) to play in YouTube.

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[Muddy]

Thanks, how'd you do that?

[Zap]

Thanks, how'd you do that?

Click on the arrow in the bottom right corner, it brings up an embed link code.

[ewomack]

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[Ferre]

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[ewomack]

Good lord...

[ewomack]

Have I posted this before?

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No... I would have been banned...

[Strong]

Well toilet training is very important and not easy. That isn't such a bad cartoon in that respect. The end let it down though.

[Muddy]

He didn't close the lid when he flushed. tsk tsk

[ewomack]

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[ewomack]

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[Muddy]

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[julien_simon]

People pranked with hidden water. [VIDEO] (http://wimp.com/hiddencamera/)

[Strong]

What was that about? Why did those guys keep appearing with a stop watch? It's like a bad dream.

[julien_simon]

don't know - don't speak japanese :)

they may be like a japanese jackass or pranker team....

[ewomack]

More Japanese Stuff (http://www.hellproject.com/images/22436d9cc2b273654c6807bea48c366784028ac3/Tsuji_Nozomi_2983.jpg)

[ewomack]

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[julien_simon]

Crazy Japanese robots. [VIDEO] (http://wimp.com/japaneserobots/)

[Muddy]

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[ewomack]

Oh yes... Turning Japanese... I really think so... the multicultural classic...

[Muddy]

nods

[ewomack]

gods

Now you're making me all religious-like... ewwwww... stop it!

[Ferre]

Terrifying Sniper Prank on Japanese TVVideo (http://www.break.com/index/terrifying-sniper-prank-on-japanese-tv.html)

[julien_simon]

Terrifying Sniper Prank on Japanese TVVideo (http://www.break.com/index/terrifying-sniper-prank-on-japanese-tv.html)

wow

[Muddy]

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[ewomack]

Some good tips on this one...

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[Cryren8972]

um, she needs a bigger bra. Poor girl, she grew right out of that one.

[Strong]

Well don't tell her! :sqmad:

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[Cryren8972]

Well don't tell her! :sqmad:

:sqwink:

but it HAS to be uncomfortable. I wonder if she knows about Victoria Secret's offer to measure for a proper bra?

[Strong]

Hell I'll measure her for free!

[Cryren8972]

Hell I'll measure her for free!

Then you might need this! I'm assuming you've never done this before...
BraSizeInfo.com: How to measure a bra for fit (http://www.brasizeinfo.com/measurebrasize.htm)

[Strong]

Don't worry I'll just make it up as I go along. All you need is a good eye and a pair of hands, right?

[Cryren8972]

Don't worry I'll just make it up as I go along. All you need is a good eye and a pair of hands, right?

Um no...it obviously didn't work for her...:sqlaugh:

[Muddy]

She's not wearing that on purpose to get Ed excited? I thought it was an intentional design meant to expose her breasts in a way not often seen.

Pfft. I'm always giving people the benefit of the doubt and here she was just being lazy. Of course she might not be able to afford Victoria Secret. But they're not all that expensive...hmm. Maybe she's just a wacko and needs to get into game shows in the land of the rising sun.

[Strong]

Ed is a genius!

He brought this thread back to life without mentioning nipples at all. The man is amazing!

I also think he couldn't sleep last night. :sqbiggrin:

[Cryren8972]

She's not wearing that on purpose to get Ed excited? I thought it was an intentional design meant to expose her breasts in a way not often seen.

Pfft. I'm always giving people the benefit of the doubt and here she was just being lazy. Of course she might not be able to afford Victoria Secret. But they're not all that expensive...hmm. Maybe she's just a wacko and needs to get into game shows in the land of the rising sun.

Or maybe she likes the bottoms of her breasts hanging out in such an uncomfortable fashion. I would think it would cause issues with circulation. :sqwink:

[Strong]

Oh, I think she will have plenty of men circulating around her, don't you worry!

[Cryren8972]

Oh, I think she will have plenty of men circulating around her, don't you worry!

yes, but someone needs to help her keep the blood flow going in that area...are you up for that? :sqerr:

[Strong]

Well since you ask, I think I could rise to the occasion!

[Muddy]

http://www.btwimho.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=450&stc=1&d=1255938701

[krisma5]

Oh, look... it's a hillbilly pimp!

[Atom]

Oh, look... it's a hillbilly pimp!

lol!

[ewomack]

http://www.japanitup.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/japanese-toilet.jpg

[ewomack]

http://www.dailycuteness.com (http://www.dailycuteness.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/extreme-cute-japanese-bento-lunch-boxes2.jpg)

[ewomack]

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10959/cute-japanese-huge-boobs.jpg

[julien_simon]

more japanese stuff iAiK1TDOAi4

[Muddy]

What the hell!

[julien_simon]

there is a ring or something in it and they have to melt the ice to get it.


but yeah, what the hell!

[ewomack]

Another fine Japanese tradition... yes...

It also follows the rule: no matter what you do, make the setting a beach so you have an excuse to dress women in bikinis.

[Muddy]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/funny-random-hilarious-morning-bb-100000.jpg

[pctec]

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10959/cute-japanese-huge-boobs.jpg


Now that, is an awesome set of ta ta's :sqbiggrin:

[Muddy]

You know, I actually said to myself: "When I bring this thread back up, Tim is going to comment on those." LOL!

[pctec]

Just look at them...

I was sitting here staring intently while my wife was watching TV... She turned to see what I was up to but didn't notice her looking.

Awkward moment followed...

[Muddy]

Tattoo in Japan Boing Boing (http://www.boingboing.net/2009/12/22/tattoo-in-japan.html)

[Damo]

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10959/cute-japanese-huge-boobs.jpg


fuckin beautiful nippon boobies there matey......

[Damo]

Tattoo in Japan Boing Boing (http://www.boingboing.net/2009/12/22/tattoo-in-japan.html)

I am too hammered to reply, then my mother called me, my father called me, my younger brother called me, my mates called me, they can piss off, been working since 22nd Dec....yesterday and today is my rostered day off. They can wait......

Have fun.... :)

[Muddy]

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[Muddy]

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[Halo]

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[Muddy]

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[Strong]

Kirsten Dunst does it for me, especially with that blue hair.

[ewomack]

Wow... they even got Murakami himself to show up in that...

[Muddy]

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[ewomack]

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[Muddy]

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[ewomack]

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[Cryren8972]

OK, they messed with Hello Kitty!
Sickos.

[Halo]

Make up tips for Ed.
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[ewomack]

With a HINT of creepiness??!?!?

[Muddy]

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[Strong]

Wow! She must be quite something in bed.

(I'll let your imaginations do the rest. If you dare).

[Muddy]

Or as Cry would say, "Take that as you will."

[ewomack]

Ummmm... when I put that video and bed together I get pains in unmentionable places... owwwww...

[Strong]

Good pain or bad?

[ewomack]

I guess that depends on the unique individual that she uses for a jump rope...

[Halo]

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Prbably can't be described as authentic Japanese however.

From description box:

I don't speak Japanese!

Awesome puppet artwork by Nathan Mazur scaredofbees... the "art" of Nathan Mazur (http://scaredofbees.com/)

Terrible animation by Parry Gripp Parry Gripp Song Of The Week Most Popular (http://parrygripp.com/)

No disrespect to the great Rupert Grint, who had nothing to do with this video.

All foods depicted in this video are delicious.

Song written, sung, recorded, produced, and theorized by Parry Gripp.

Yes, someone should buy you some Ugg boots.


I liked it anyhoo.

[ewomack]

The words I could make out were pretty simple:

すみません　(Sumimasen)
はい、　はい、はい、すみません (hai, hai, hai, sumimasen)
一、二、一、二、すみません (ichi, ni, ichi, ni, sumimasen)

Which roughly means "I'm sorry (excuse me) / yes, yes, yes, I'm sorry (excuse me)　1, 2, 1, 2, I'm sorry (excuse me)"

At some point he sings "good morning." So yeah, sounds like a mishmash of random Japanese words.

Nice little tune in any case, though.

[ewomack]

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[ewomack]

Japanese Benny Hill...

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[ewomack]

More demeaning fun...

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[ewomack]

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[ewomack]

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[Halo]

The world's most pissed off cat
via Dangerous minds (http://www.dangerousminds.net/comments/meet_sashimi_the_worlds_most_pissed_off_cat)
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More Sashimi-San here:
Sashimi-san [本気でネコに襲われてみた] (http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL666F467B6EED2ABA&feature=plcp)

[Halo]

Licking on a hamster
Peace is achievable
Colonies in space

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[ewomack]

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