Tips for Keeping The Other Half Sweet

[Strong]

Anybody in a long term relationship should see the sense in keeping your partner sweet, life is so much more pleasant when the other half allows it to be. :sqwink:

So what little things can you do to sweeten him or her up and keep that little spark in your relationship.

I would suggest a piece of chocolate on her pillow at night. Or perhaps even a bottle of chocolate sauce and plastic sheets.

[pctec]

Visit the sex shop once a year and bring home a new toy both of you can use :D
I have a lock-box full of them now LOL

[Strong]

OK, good tip. Keep the box of sex toys topped up and make sure there are plenty of rechargeable batteries available.

[pctec]

Forget rechargeable... plug the suckers right in the wall :D

[julien_simon]

the piece of chocolate on the pillow sounds like a good idea, but then the chocolate melts all over the pillow and she gets mad.
Or eats it, then gets mad because she has to brush her teeth again.

she would probably not even see it and have chocolate all over her face in the morning...and get mad.

[Strong]

the piece of chocolate on the pillow sounds like a good idea, but then the chocolate melts all over the pillow and she gets mad.
Or eats it, then gets mad because she has to brush her teeth again.

she would probably not even see it and have chocolate all over her face in the morning...and get mad.

Sounds like you need counter measures.

Chocolate melts on pillow, this just means, in an ordinary double bed, she can't sleep on her side, so she has to sleep on top of you. Unless she is the size of a hippo, I don't see the problem.

Teeth brushing problem, I thought you were French, didn't you invent a kind of kissing that might help here?

Chocolate on her face, what do you think you have a tongue for, it'll bring you closer together.

Deploy counter measures for peace of mind.

[Zap]

Sounds like you need counter measures.

Chocolate melts on pillow, this just means, in an ordinary double bed, she can't sleep on her side, so she has to sleep on top of you. Unless she is the size of a hippo, I don't see the problem.

Teeth brushing problem, I thought you were French, didn't you invent a kind of kissing that might help here?

Chocolate on her face, what do you think you have a tongue for, it'll bring you closer together.

Deploy counter measures for peace of mind.

I was thinking the same thing.

You have a girl, covered in chocolate, in your bed.

And the problem is?????????

[julien_simon]

Does any of you two want to date me?

you sound like fun.

[Zap]

Does any of you two want to date me?

you sound like fun.

I would, but I'm taken.

[julien_simon]

Thanks though. Appreciated the support.

[Strong]

Does any of you two want to date me?

you sound like fun.

Sorry dude, those glasses are really freaking me out. :sqembarrassed:

[julien_simon]

Sorry dude, those glasses are really freaking me out. :sqembarrassed:

you have the same one....you little hypocrite!

it's the accent isn't it?

[Strong]

OK, but you bring the chocolates damn it!

[julien_simon]

fine - We'll have some chocolate wrestling. You won't regret it!

[Strong]

Milk chocolate, dark chocolate or white chocolate?

BTW are they nude in that photo?

[julien_simon]

Milk chocolate with all kind of nuts.

And yes, I believe they are wearing their birth suit.

[Strong]

Milk chocolate with all kind of nuts.

...

In more ways than one.

I wonder if the ladies get all hot, listening to guys getting kinky with each other on forums? It certainly works the other way around.

[julien_simon]

In more ways than one.

I wonder if the ladies get all hot, listening to guys getting kinky with each other on forums? It certainly works the other way around.

I had a dream.

[Strong]

I don't think I dare ask what kind. This thread is close enough to the edge as it is. :sqlaugh:

[julien_simon]

I was referring to your post and martin luther king...

darn do I have to explain everything here? I'm a pretty smart monkey. No time to waste!

[Strong]

Bonobo?

[julien_simon]

Bono (http://images.google.com/images?q=bono&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rlz=1R1GGGL_en___CA348&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi)

[Strong]

Now you mention it, that is remarkable likeness!

[julien_simon]

See? We are getting along fine. Now bring on the chocolate!

[pctec]

Oh my...

[Muddy]

Oh your what?

[pctec]

Oh my word, Oh my land, Oh my gosh, Oh my God...

Take your pick...

[Muddy]

Take your prick...

And do what?

[pctec]

I actually checked my spelling on that one... you had me for a grand total of 1.3 seconds...

[julien_simon]

I actually checked my spelling on that one... you had me for a grand total of 1.3 seconds...

that's the exact same time Google took do do my search about Bono Monkey Face.


What a small world.

[ewomack]

And to think that we could have been bonobos... man... the letdown...

[Muddy]

I actually checked my spelling on that one... you had me for a grand total of 1.3 seconds...

I'm rather pleased to have fooled you that long.