Conversations with a talking dog

[Strong]

So there you are walking down the street and you see a dog tied to some railings. As you go pass, the dog says, (yes it's a talking dog),

"Hey, buddy, how's it hanging".

Obviously in reply you say,

"That's no way to start a conversation".

It barks back, "Oh, listen to the fine upstanding monkey flap it's muzzle. Well, how should a talking dog start a conversation?".

And you say ...

[Muddy]

Pass me that.

[krisma5]

OMG! A TALKING DOG!!http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/402/36192ua3.gif

[Atom]

What?




:wacko:

[Atom]

off topic
Strongy, keep watching all the Family Guy episodes over and over, that's very important I've found.
/off topic

[Strong]

Hey! That must be where I got the idea for this thread. I must be subconsciously channelling Family Guy!

[Atom]

Seriously though Strong, you'll be amazed at just how funny that stuff is after you stop laughing too loud to catch everything.

[Strong]

I've been catching it off and on for the last few months. It is very funny. Even my wife is getting into it and she doesn't even laugh at me, well except when we are in bed anyway. :(

[Atom]

I've been catching it off and on for the last few months. It is very funny. Even my wife is getting into it and she doesn't even laugh at me, well except when we are in bed anyway. :(Well I find that rather shallow and pedantic of her.

[Strong]

Well I was gonna borrow them off a friend of mine, but he seems to be pissed off with me. Sooner or later I always rub people up the wrong way.

Still, I'm sure the BBC will always talk to me. ;)

Right, I'm hitting the sack! Night.

[Atom]

lol

"shallow and pedantic" is a famous Peter Griffin phrase, maybe you haven't seen that episode yet.

Good night, Strongy.

[Strong]

Sorry I missed the reference, I'm not a regular viewer. :3embarrassed:

[krisma5]

she doesn't even laugh at me, well except when we are in bed anyway. :(

Maybe you need to stop telling the jokes in bed... :sqrofl:

[Strong]

But bedtime should be fun! :sqlaugh:

[Atom]

Fox did three FG's in a row last night and the CW two, I hadn't seen the one where Peter turned gay, that had me in stitches!

[Atom]

Saw Road To Germany too, hadn't seen that one either, it was way too funny, TV was never like this when I was growing up, I can barely contain myself when Family Guy is on, I must sound like a maniac to anyone able to hear me from outside my shack, I sit here laughing my fool head off in complete isolation, but it can't be helped, the shit is just too funny.

[Strong]

Laughter is illogical.

[Atom]

Ok that one is a green repper if I ever seen one. lmao

[krisma5]

I wish that we could get that over here!:sqconfused:

[ewomack]

Is this the thread where I can ask whether the girl at work likes me or not?

[Muddy]

Depends on whether she sniffs your crotch or not...

[Strong]

Why not Ed., it could be a talking oracular dog. Ask it a question and it will give you an answer. The magic 8 ball of the canine world.

[julien_simon]

that bird doesn't talk but he sure doesn't rest much either when he sleeps

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[julien_simon]

darn, I was watching a National Geographic on bird and my tongue forked.

well...my fingers did.

well...my brain told them to do so.

stupid brain