Morning Preference

[Strong]

State your morning preferences.

Water
Coffee
Tea
Orange Juice
Scotch
Pure Alcohol
Sex

If you would like to say why, then please do!

[krisma5]

Hmmm... well, I guess that I would have to say sex and then coffee, but then again they are both invigorating, and sex every morning is tiring:whip:... so I guess I'll stick with the morning coffee. :tea:

[Strong]

Well I guess you don't have to have it every morning. After all variety is the spice of life apparently.

[Atom]

Coffee.


Somebody didn't vote.


Well I guess I should start a good morning thread.

[Atom]

All sentences are mildly related.

[Atom]

What is your favorite morning smoke.

[Strong]

Ironically tea smoke. My mum in Mauritius used to make tea on an open fire. So the first cup every morning was accompanied by a burning wood smell. Very evocative of times past. So, in answer, tea smoke, though technically wood smoke.

[Atom]

Looks like someone's been snortin' some Texas tea fumes. lol

[Strong]

I looked that up! LOL

Texas tea (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_tea)

[Atom]

Black gold. lol

[Muddy]

Swimmin' pools, movie stars.

[Atom]

you are my wife,

[Atom]

goodbye city life,

[ewomack]

Real men choose sex and tea.

Usually I rub vicks on my thighs, but that wasn't on the list...

[Zap]

I added Coke, as it's my drink of choice.
That's my caffeine source.

I also voted for sex. Who doesn't like sex in the morning?

[Atom]

Um..
the guy with no woman and lot's of 100% Colombian in da house.

[Muddy]

Real men choose sex and tea.

Usually I rub dicks on my thighs, but that wasn't on the list...

That probably falls safely under sex...

[Atom]

(...)I also voted for sex.(...)That's cheating.

[Atom]

Real men choose sex and tea.

Usually I rub dicks on my thighs, but that wasn't on the list...That probably falls safely under sex...This is also cheating.

[Atom]

Cut the crap, both of you!

[Atom]

Wankers!

[Strong]

A point of interest, does masturbation come into the category of sex :sqconfused:

[krisma5]

I would think so, oral sex.

[Strong]

Not just now, I'm having my tea :sqwink:

[Atom]

A point of interest, does masturbation come into the category of sex :sqconfused:Yes.





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[Atom]

I would think so, oral sex.Well I think you'd need an exorbitantly long neck for that.

[krisma5]

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/4927/longneck29874.jpg

[Atom]

Yeah that there should do the trick. lol

[Muddy]

If I was that woman, I'd never get out of bed.

[Atom]

Dear God, I think I just drank a cup of Windex by mistake.

[Strong]

Does your vision appear any clearer?

[Atom]

I don't know, I can't see it.

Dear God I think I'm BLIND!


Course that may be from last week's Clorox accident. Dang stuff looks just like water.

[Muddy]

I don't know, I can't see it.

Dear God I think I'm BLIND!

Maybe too much post #22?

[Atom]

Maybe too much post #22?That is a stiff possibility.

[Atom]

Or it could be that damned antifreeze I used to make my exotic and groundbreaking Vaseline Daiquiri the other day. :sqerr:

[Atom]

Well I suppose I should post some really interesting topics, something I've not been known for in my illustrious I-past. I don't know what's up with that. I believe that some psychoanalysis is in order here.

[Atom]

I've concluded that I am currently a product of the American entrepreneurial society of the twenty first century.

[Muddy]

Vaseline Daiquiri

Great name for an all girl band.