Good Morning!

[krisma5]

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/3314/goodmorningaf6.gif


Good Morning to everyone! :sqbiggrin:

I hope you all had a nice rest and are ready to meet the new day.
Did you dream about anything special?

[krisma5]

I had a weird dream last night, and I was going to put it here, but now that I am trying to rethink of it again, I can't remember it. AHHH how I loath that!

[Strong]

London Bridge! :)

There is a trick to learning how to remember your dreams. In bed, before you fall asleep obviously, you say to yourself, I will remember my dream three times. After a month or so you will find you can.

Or you could keep a notepad and pen by your bed. I had a dictaphone, but that's my problem.

Good morning! I give you Cat Stevens, but not in a religious way.

7ESHjYat9rk

[krisma5]

Thank you. That makes me be ever so much more proud and thankful for the wonderful earth we live upon! ♥♥♥♥

[Strong]

Yeah, I wake up thinking crazy things like that too some days :sqbiggrin:

[Zap]

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/3314/goodmorningaf6.gif


Good Morning to everyone! :sqbiggrin:

I hope you all had a nice rest and are ready to meet the new day.
Did you dream about anything special?

Not last night, but after seeing this image, I probably will tonight. :sqwink:

Good Morning Everyone

[krisma5]

Like it? I made a lot of those, most of them are in German though.

[Muddy]

I had a dictaphone, but that's my problem.

Did you phone him? Did he phone you back?

[Strong]

Well I don't want to go into details, but I used to call it Sony.

[Atom]

Good morning. It's said that people dream but don't recall most of them, so, I don't know if I dreamed or not, but I have this funny spiritual sort of feeling that I did. :sqerr:

[Muddy]

Just because everybody says, "Oh God!" when you walk in the room...

[Atom]

Which reminds me..

an empty bathtub smiley, Zap?

:sqerr:

[krisma5]

That must stand for an invitation.

[Atom]

God knows what that thing could stand for.

:sqerr:

[Muddy]

I think it would mean all the homemade wine is gone.

[Muddy]

You know..."Well, the bathtub's empty again. Time to go get more grape juice."

[Atom]

Well it could stand for bathtub meth for all I know. :sqerr:

Speaking of which, there seems to be quite an epidemic of meth users down here in TN, there's busted meth labs in the newspaper seems every week.

[Muddy]

Yeth, I know what you mean. Thomebody made a meth in the bathtub again.

[ewomack]

Muddy lost his mighty incisors!! They grow up so fast... now sing like Ron Howard... little Ronnie Howard that is...

[Muddy]

NSGJdras8M8

[krisma5]

Another one I can't watch...

[Strong]

Krisma: Do you see the message, "Embedding disabled by request, see this on youtube"?

If so you should be able to watch the video by clicking on the "see this on youtube" link. It will take you to youtube though and then play the clip.

[krisma5]

yeah, but when I go there it has some sort of regional limiting on it.

[Strong]

That is strange. I can see it from the UK. I wonder why it can't be seen from Germany? Puzzling :sqconfused:

[Atom]

I think they're all a bunch of Nazi's over there, not sure.

Good morning, everyone.

Yes I'm a sheltered American, brainwashed beyond repair.

I'll need a strong cup of comeoffme at this time.

Just a gentle reminder; all sentences are mildly related.

[Atom]

Good morning to all parties involved, with and without hats.

[Strong]

Morning Atom! Hi there all.

Porridge with bananas, low GI. Oh and really hot tea. That's my gastronomic chemical concoction for the morning. It slowly digests in my tummy, all warm and gooey!

[Muddy]

Do you put honey in your tea?

[Atom]

I prefer Vaseline in my tea!



A raucous good morning to all, with and without internet connections.

My ISP took a little break of about 10 hours yesterday, they do that on Sunday often times bless their souls.

:sqmad:

[Muddy]

That sucks Atom. Glad you're back!

[Zap]

I prefer Vaseline in my tea!



A raucous good morning to all, with and without internet connections.

My ISP took a little break of about 10 hours yesterday, they do that on Sunday often times bless their souls.

:sqmad:

Oh! Well, wouldn't you know it?
Sunday is the day I usually pay my ISP bill.

[Atom]

That sucks Atom. Glad you're back!

Thanks, Muddy. :3biggrin:

Yeah my ISP is a couple of fresh out of high school kids that I'm sure have pissed off half the county by now. lol

[Atom]

Oh! Well, wouldn't you know it?
Sunday is the day I usually pay my ISP bill.We're kind of stuck between a rock and a hard place here, the only other ISP around is one that is even worse and who we dropped to sign up with these current ass clowns. There's just no decent ISP's around this swamp.

[Muddy]

Nothing through the phone company or cable company?

[Atom]

Nothing through the phone company or cable company?The phone/cable company is the first one we had, we're doing the wifi thing now, there's a tower not even two miles down the road but that doesn't seem to matter! lol

[Muddy]

Maybe you need these guys (http://www.hillbillywireless.com/).

[Atom]

LOL!


I'm currently sampling a batch of vino, it came out quite well this time. Yes I know I just got up, but that's the best time! lol

[Atom]

The trick is to know when to stop sampling, I haven't quite got that down yet.

LOL

[Muddy]

LOL!


I'm currently sampling a batch of vino, it came out quite well this time. Yes I know I just got up, but that's the best time! lol

If you don't start in the morning, you can't drink all day!

PS, I'll be standing by to run interference when the FUs start flying! LOL!!!

[Atom]

If you don't start in the morning, you can't drink all day!

PS, I'll be standing by to run interference when the FUs start flying! LOL!!!Well I think I pretty much got those out of my system the last time. LOL!

Nah don't worry, I was just testing Zapster the last time. He passed with flying colors. I think he's going to turn out to be a good admin.

[Muddy]

^ I agree.

[Atom]

So many people think, aw there ain't nothing to running a forum, any goofball can do it. Um.. wrong answer. It takes a special kind of person. People just don't realize that. I myself could never do it.

[Strong]

Do you put honey in your tea?

Certainly not :sqmad:

And I ain't telling you what I put in my Honey either! :sqwink:

[Muddy]

^LOL!

[Atom]

Uh oh... I'm beginning to have profound thoughts!


oops, n/m, false alarm. I'll let you know..

[Atom]

Atom: Atom, why must you throw random thoughts about in a good morning thread!?

Atom: er.. beg your pardon?? Who are you???

Atom: I'm you you wingnut!

Atom: er.. yeah I knew that!!!

[Atom]

Well why did you ask me who I was then????


er..

I was just testing you!!!

[Atom]

Ok.


'salright.

[Atom]

I'm sure many of you didn't believe me when I said that fractal geometry was driving me crazy!


I probably should return to creating digital art. I'm thinking about it.

[krisma5]

Do you call your other self Ion, and your other buddy electron?

[Atom]

My ISP caused the delay above, thus the edit info appearing.

Gotta love 'em. Where the hell's my shotgun..

[Atom]

Do you call your other self Ion, and your other buddy electron?One must learn the art of ionizing one's self.

[Atom]

Just think, we could fall in love and have no children and no house and no backyard containing anything resembling a swing set.

[Zap]

I probably should return to creating digital art. I'm thinking about it.

You absolutely should, Atom. You're very talented.

[Atom]

You absolutely should, Atom. You're very talented.Oh, well thank you very much, Zap. I'll have to figure out what the optimum size is, I think muddy mentioned something to that effect somewhere but it seemed a bit small to me.

[Atom]

Muddy, what did you figure, 640px wide?

I don't remember where your post was.

[Muddy]

Yep, 640 for normal screens.

[Atom]

Zap, can you change the max file size width to 800px and the height to 600px?

[Atom]

I should have posted a topic named File Size in the support forum I guess.

[julien_simon]

I see you followed your own suggestion.

You must trust your judgment.

[Atom]

Well I forget where the heck I am sometimes. lol

[Zap]

Zap, can you change the max file size width to 800px and the height to 600px?

When I get the time, I'm going to try a plugin that autoresizes images in the IMG tag.

[Atom]

When I get the time, I'm going to try a plugin that autoresizes images in the IMG tag.Ok, cool!

800px by 600px is perfect for VB.

[Zap]

Ok, cool!

800px by 600px is perfect for VB.

I think that's a good size too.

Atom: Could you, would you create a default avatar for us? It's just a 100x100 transparent background GIF file. You can see our current one here (http://www.btwimho.com/showthread.php?t=194), since Buffy hasn't chosen one for herself yet. But I want a small ad/billboard type avatar that will encourage guests to register here. Would you, could you, in a 100x100 box? :sqbiggrin:

[Muddy]

Hey if it's a GIF it could be animated! hint hint Atom! lol!

[Zap]

Hey if it's a GIF it could be animated! hint hint Atom! lol!

Yeah. If you can get Dudette to remove her top, I'm sure registrations would go through the roof! LOL! :sqlaugh:

[Muddy]

Dudette at Mardi Gras!

[julien_simon]

not that "Gras"
Wednesday would do it too.

[Atom]

I think that's a good size too.

Atom: Could you, would you create a default avatar for us? It's just a 100x100 transparent background GIF file. You can see our current one here (http://www.btwimho.com/showthread.php?t=194), since Buffy hasn't chosen one for herself yet. But I want a small ad/billboard type avatar that will encourage guests to register here. Would you, could you, in a 100x100 box? :sqbiggrin:Yeah, how about this one.. I can make it a gif if you wish.

[julien_simon]

I don't see any boobs on your image....

Zap said: "that will encourage guests to register here"

Wait! now that I look closer...

[Muddy]

Yeah, how about this one.. I can make it a gif if you wish.

That took balls.

[Atom]

I can shrink this one down if you want..

[julien_simon]

^LOL
that's gold

[Atom]

This one might be good..

[Atom]

I'm sorry, Zap, this forum doesn't allow me to post graphics the way I'm accustomed to doing, I have no server. Remember at Toronto Forums you had to give me server access? Well we're in the same predicament here.

[Atom]

I knew there was a good reason why I didn't want to get back into it. I'll pass. I'm getting too old for this shit.

[Strong]

Well the world turns, another morning dawns over London. Of course I missed it, I was asleep, I ain't silly enough to lose sleep over a sunrise after all.

[krisma5]

I saw the one from yesterday, It was beautiful. Damn, that time of year again to start getting up BEFORE the break of dawn...

@Muddy
Oh BTW, Thanks for telling me about A's first day at school!!! (sarcastic frowned face)

[Muddy]

I did say something on here somewhere...or chess. Besides, you know more than I do just from stinkin' FaceBook.

[krisma5]

THAT'S what I'm talking about! If you loath FB so much, then why don't I hear about it from you first? I stumbeld across it on K's fb post, I am not there much anymore. Like I said in the other thread, I am only there to keep track on what my friends do.

[Muddy]

Hey, look over there! Something shiny!

[krisma5]

trying to change the subject are we? I don't get distracted easi....wow did you see that?

[Zap]

Yeah, I did. :sqerr:

[ewomack]

My hynie never sets on the British Empire.

[Muddy]

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.

[Strong]

Talking of the British Empire, I give you Morecombe & Wise.

QrlkBmHU-wk

[Big Dan]

Good Morning Folks! :) I don't know why I'm so happy the landlord is here putting in a new septic tank (with no notice of course) which means no water for me so I had to throw on clothes and go get coffee across the street at this ungodly hour.:sqmad:

[Zap]

Good Morning Folks! :) I don't know why I'm so happy the landlord is here putting in a new septic tank (with no notice of course) which means no water for me so I had to throw on clothes and go get coffee across the street at this ungodly hour.:sqmad:

Maybe the coffee is soooo good, it put you in a good mood.

[Big Dan]

Maybe the coffee is soooo good, it put you in a good mood.

Good thinkin' Zap. :D I'm currentl yon another forum debating the positives to legalizing marijuana.. that's puts a smile on my face. :sqconfused::sqbiggrin:

[ewomack]

You make me happy when skies are grey...

Muddy injected that confounded song into my neurons... how do I unthank him?

[krisma5]

You'll never know dear, how much I love you....

[krisma5]

Please don't take my sunshine away!

[Strong]

What is this a duet!?!

:sqlaugh:

[Strong]

IMHO it is a beautiful morning BTW!

It is sunny and warm and almost September!

[Muddy]

I don't know why I'm so happy...I had to throw on clothes and go get coffee across the street at this ungodly hour.:sqmad:

I suppose it depends on what "across the street" means:

A. To Old Man Jenkins' for a cup of cold Sanka = Good question.
B. Starbucks = Well...OK.
C. To your hot neighbor's who mows her lawn in a bikini = Question answered.

[ewomack]

You are my Sunshine...

DON'T LET THE MUSIC DIE!!!

[julien_simon]

my only sunshine....

[Strong]

you make me happy ...

[ewomack]

knockin' me out with those American thighs...

[krisma5]

you'll never know dear...

[Muddy]

knockin' me out with those American thighs...

d_czxTedXpc

[ewomack]

Damn Frenchmen!! :sqmad:

[Big Dan]

Good morning all! What's everyone up to? Not much here been up size 1am with a toothache again. Was supposed to get to the dentist yesterday but had no ride. Today I got my regular doc to call me in some antibioics a couple days of them and the pain should go away.. I've been suffering since last Thursday. It sucks not have a car out here in the country.

Anyway I'm just spamming around forums trying to keep myself occupied what's everyone else up today?

[Zap]

Just working right now. Nothing spectacular planned until Thursday.

[Muddy]

Ah rectum ya better git cha a hoss pardner.

Today I continue to try to figure out Zen Cart and put together my weekly newsletter that I usually have done on Mondays.

[Muddy]

Oh...that rectum and hoss bit was for Big Dan.

[Muddy]

Zap, what will the spectacle be on Thursday? Are you wearing a thong and hiding in one of N's cakes again?

[Zap]

Zap, what will the spectacle be on Thursday? Are you wearing a thong and hiding in one of N's cakes again?

Nah! It takes forever to get the icing out of my _______. :sqeek: :sqerr:

My spectacular plans include cement and tar!

[Muddy]

You hear about the guy that fell into the lens grinding machine? Made a spectacle of himself.

OK...that one's clean, I might have to repeat it somewhere over on Victor7November.

[Atom]

Currently framing a 2ft. wide, 3in. deep, 74ft. long drainage ditch for a concrete pour. No major mistakes yet. Fingers crossed. Full steam ahead. Careful consideration is required. One mistake could cost dearly. Weather is good. Only one minor wound. All's well that ends well. Line 'er up and drive 'er home. Fire ants have a home half way down, must avoid at all costs. Been bit a few times, nothing major. Hold the sun screen. Back fill at the ready. I've no help, going solo, say prayers. Warm up the pneumatic nail gun. oops.

[Muddy]

"Something, something and pass the ammunition!"

[Muddy]

My power is so minuscule it is simply beyond comprehension.

[Muddy]

Hey! You added that nail gun bit!

[Atom]

I've come in for lunch. It's after noon. I'm to be banned from the good morning thread. Where's the good afternoon thread? Say me a rosary and we're back at it. Must inhale marijuana smoke and drink soda. Wish me luck and good tidings. Though I walk through the shadow of the valley of death, may I emerge victorious at the end of the tunnel, Amen.

[Atom]

Hey! You added that nail gun bit!Yes, I wasn't done. I thought I was but every time I hit submit, I think of something else and am driven to obsession.

[Muddy]

I am thoroughly fed up and disgusted with all the peace and quiet in this house! I'm going to the school right now to grab a couple of kids so I don't have to put up with any more of this blissful silence! I'll be back by god. Yes I will.

[Atom]

I've had to displace two toads. I'm a home-wrecker.

[Atom]

I am thoroughly fed up and disgusted with all the peace and quiet in this house! I'm going to the school right now to grab a couple of kids so I don't have to put up with any more of this blissful silence! I'll be back by god. Yes I will.Just remember, you are impervious with St. Christopher up on the dash. I suspect that magnetic bases are obsolete these days. Velcro may be in order.

[Zap]

My power is so minuscule it is simply beyond comprehension.

My friend has this saying...

"They have yet to invent a device that is accurate enough to measure just how little I care."

[Atom]

Heathen hell awaits your ornery soul!

[Muddy]

May the good lord protect 'em!

[Atom]

I see you made it back, well you can thank St. Christopher for that!! < Francis Griffin voice*

I have to go back to work. Goodbye and sleep well. I've diurnal issues. Sounds kinda medical, I know, I had to look it up too.

[Atom]

I think the good night thread should be titled in red.

I'm thinking green for good morning but let's not get crazy here.

[Atom]

I'm not used to un-clicked links being red nor clicked links black, lord knows how many years that'll take.

[Strong]

I know what you mean dude. It is on the to do list at some point.

Morning all. Busy day today. Catch ya later.

[julien_simon]

Morning all!

[Muddy]

Morning few!

[Atom]

A water pipe broke under the front lawn and is gushing up water, the water company has been notified for the second time now. They do things slow down here in the south. It wasn't too bad before, the first time I called, but now it looks like a hot-spring bubbling up from a pond. lol

P.S. there's not supposed to be a pond on the property. lol

Good morning.

[Atom]

My back is killing me, but I must continue the framing and get some concrete poured asap, you never know when you'll get a torrential downpour around these parts, and if that happens it'll create havoc in my work area, it'll be one glorious mud bath, j/k, I'd have to wait for it to dry out then start over with my grading. It's like a river there, when it rains hard.

[Big Dan]

Good morning all! Been up and down all morning just took the air conditioner out of my window. I think Fall is here to stay in upstate NY. I got my box fan in the window just in case. ;)

[Muddy]

Every morning at the mine, you could see him arrive.
He stood 6 foot 6, weighed 245.
Kind of broad at the shoulders, narrow at the hip.
And everybody knew you didn't give no lip to Big Dan.

[Atom]

I used to live beside eastern upstate NY. I had a home near Fair Haven VT.

[Atom]

I bought me a trailer and some land, the trailer burnt so I took the insurance money and had a house built.

[Atom]

I built a 30ft. long, three bay garage from standing timber. I did the logging, sawing and building myself with a little help from the neighbor, he had a large lumber saw as he made wooden pallets.

[Atom]

Well they came and fixed the pipe but left huge tire depressions in the mud, which was once lawn, and I'll need to do some major landscaping now.

[Muddy]

At least now you can get into a new rut.

[Atom]

Whores and prostitutes, all of them, and yes there's a difference.

[Atom]

lol
.
.

[Muddy]

Whores and prostitutes came and fixed your pipe? That would leave a depression in The Mud.

[Atom]

Whores and prostitutes came and fixed your pipe? That would leave a depression in The Mud.Yes. Thank god we have marriage.

[Muddy]

Speaking of god, where did Ferre go?

[Atom]

Speaking of god, where did Ferre go?I don't know. I'm sure he'll be around. I may have scared him away, I can't remember. lol

[Zap]

I don't know. I'm sure he'll be around. I may have scared him away, I can't remember. lol

Nah. He doesn't scare so easily.

[Atom]

Nah. He doesn't scare so easily.I know that, that was a ploy to get him to post. lol

[julien_simon]

I know that, that was a ploy to get him to post. lol

if he is high enough, that ploy might still work :D

[Atom]

if he is high enough, that ploy might still work :DI think he gets ripped on shrooms then comes around to temper the weak. lol

[Muddy]

Ferre the human forge.

[julien_simon]

I bet his ears are whistling right now....and maybe not because we are talking about him.

[Atom]

Well he loves god, that's all that matters I guess.

[julien_simon]

really?

[Muddy]

Well he loves god, that's all that matters I guess.

.lol!

[Atom]

really?No lol.

[julien_simon]

.l.o.l.

[Muddy]

olo
.
.

[Zap]

Well he loves god, that's all that matters I guess.

I was going to suggest this, but you beat me to it.

I heard he also stopped smokin'. He says it's bad for you. :sqwink:

[Strong]

Morning all. Recovering from guests yesterday. Took up all my time. Hopefully today will be a little bit more normal. It is great fun having people round, but it takes a lot out of me.

[ewomack]

Guests and fish stink after three days.

[Strong]

^ So true, so very true.

[Muddy]

Guests and fish stink after three days.

Those last three words are unnecessary.

[julien_simon]

It is great fun having people round, but it takes a lot out of me.

just don't let them go through your pockets...

[ewomack]

just don't let them go through your pockets...

One guest grabbed my soul when I wasn't looking. Man, I haven't felt right since that party...

[Muddy]

"Honey, let's don't have the Soulsnatchers over again ok?"

[ewomack]

YOU WERE LISTENING!!!! A BILLION GASPS!!

[Strong]

just don't let them go through your pockets...

Well they are not some sort of trans-dimensional corridor, although I could have sworn that I never had jelly babies in there before ...

Ed has a lot of gasping to do for a while, poor guy is gonna be at it for the next decade. :3argh:

[ewomack]

It's like I'm constantly watching the Ice Capades...

[Muddy]

I'll bet you even look like Graham Norton!

[Strong]

Oh, don't bring Graham Norton into the Good Morning thread, that is just not right :sqwink:

[Muddy]

olo
....

[ewomack]

Graham Norton? Is he like Tim Horton?

[Strong]

He is a camp gay dude who presents TV shows in the UK. Irish fella, quite funny at times.

[Muddy]

I just heard a who.

[ewomack]

Sort of like a British Big Gay Al?

[Atom]

I have to go outside and do stuff.

I foresee a mud bath in short order.

I'd better wait a few hours.

[Muddy]

I beg your pardon! What type of boy do you think I am?

[Atom]

Why does the time I tried snortin' graham crackers come to mind, why, I ask.

[Strong]

You were doing what on Graham's crackers? :sqconfused:

[kristeejo]

wow - you guys are dorky.

[Atom]

Hardly, they were the ones with cinnamon on top.

[ewomack]

That must have been a great buzz... oh but how the nasal passage lining must have suffered...

[Atom]

Mine was a pain free experience, I just snort some teething medication first, sorta like puttin' the Tequila before the lemon.

[krisma5]

CBCEnVBaPOs

[Atom]

I may have gotten that backward, I can never remember what order to do that in.

[ewomack]

Do people expire while shooting?

[krisma5]

if they do, I don't want to go hunting with them.

[ewomack]

Yes, nothing more dangerous than a dead person with a gun.

[krisma5]

no kidding, and I would get the blame for it.

[Atom]

I've things to do.
I've a life.
Must shop to sustain life.
Tomorrow's the big day.
Farmers market 8am sharp, then it's off to the meat market.
Hand sanitizer just may save my life.

[Strong]

Sounds like it'll be a day full of carnivorous fun. You stocking up for winter or something?

[Atom]

Just think how much more fun it would have been to have said carnivalous.

No just the routine stuff, nothing special. Any day leaving the confines of the plantation is a big day for me. lol

[Strong]

Carnivalous sounds like it has something to do with clowns on a rampage.

Any special meats, or do you save that just for the hunting? Actually do you still go hunting these days?

[Atom]

Carnivalous sounds like it has something to do with clowns on a rampage.

Any special meats, or do you save that just for the hunting? Actually do you still go hunting these days?Exactly, and did I mention the forced march in walmart? Yes, yes that seems to be an unavoidable unpleasantry and I'm sure I make it no more tolerable, just say a prayer that I'm not locked up for injurious shopping cart inflictions with malice and forethought, would you please?

[Atom]

I belong in mud and concrete, not walmart for curry's sake!

[Muddy]

Nobody belongs in Wal-Mart.

[ewomack]

You can say that again...

(go ahead, say it again)

[Atom]

They're the only ones that carry Cabot cheese. I'll not order cheese through the internet, I'll simply not.

[ewomack]

Internet cheese? That's possible???!? ...perhaps we've gone too far with this progress thing...

[Muddy]

Nobody belongs in Wal-Mart.

[Muddy]

...cheese through the internet...

Jots notes.

[ewomack]

Good lord it's true... internet cheese is here...

Internet Cheese (http://www.henriwillig.com/Cheese_Shop.htm?adv=1)

iGourmet (http://www.igourmet.com/shoppe/cheese.asp?source=pepperjam*buy_cheese&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=buy%20cheese&matchtype=Exact&gclid=CNzKloWv1pwCFZ9H5wod-xjWOg)

Even the net isn't safe for the lactose intolerant... how do they fit it into those little tiny packets?!!?!?

[Atom]

Velveeta is just so third world, it's like lard on your cornbread instead of butter.

[ewomack]

Velveeta is not real. Ontologically speaking, it's uncategorizable...

[Atom]

And I don't see where it's been accepted by the American Dental Association either, so..


I've seen Velveeta cheese in an unrecognizable state, it's not a pretty sight.

[Atom]

It takes on every color in a standard size pack of Crayola's.

[ewomack]

That must be as beautiful as Mount Rushmore... or a cat shooting up cocaine...

[Muddy]

http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_430xN.54359328.jpg

[ewomack]

How nice... an unhatched alien embryo...

[julien_simon]

morning ladies and gentlemen.

What a fine day for a walk in the park.

Would you mind some iced tea?

May I suggest some lemonade with a hint of mint?

[Muddy]

Well that's certainly combining a number of discussions.

[julien_simon]

you seem like a fine gentlemen Muddy.

May I request a discussion?

[Muddy]

Have we met?

[julien_simon]

I remember that day like it was my own son.

I was walking to the bus when the boat hit me. I didn't see it coming from behind that pile of wooden chips.

[Muddy]

You shouldn't have been holding those transvestite's hands.

[julien_simon]

you're right. There were no use without the body.

[Muddy]

What did you ever end up doing with those hands by the way?

[julien_simon]

I signed a waiver and got rid of them.

[Muddy]

You should have kept them. You know, in case you ever needed a hand with something.

[julien_simon]

well, I'm not really a handyman.

I'm more a feet fetish kinda guy.

[ewomack]

STOP FONDLING THAT RULER!!! IT'S DISGUSTING!!!!

[Muddy]

I have a foot but I don't use it as a rule.

[ewomack]

My ball doesn't meet my foot... so it doesn't rule...

Ok... I fold...

[Atom]

We're in the process of switching ISP's, it's official. It should happen soon.

[Atom]

Walmart was a nightmare.

[Atom]

I got what I believe to be 3 proposals for marriage from random females.

[Atom]

I told them that the risk of procreation was too great and promptly declined.

[Muddy]

Walmart was a nightmare.

Yeah, that's a shitty ISP.

[Muddy]

I got what I believe to be 3 proposals for marriage from random females.

I don't think that's what "Would you like a cart?" means...

[Atom]

Yeah, that's a shitty ISP.What are you taking about? I changed the subject.

[Atom]

I don't think that's what "Would you like a cart?" means...Well I can clearly see that you do not know me. I'm not kidding. Desperate females I tell ya, they're everywhere.

[Atom]

I'm a chick magnet apparently. An insoluble curse.

[Muddy]

http://webzoom.freewebs.com/sdill1603/walmart.jpeg

[Atom]

I didn't notice anyone that thin.

[Muddy]

Didn't pass any mirrors? Good thinkin'.

[Muddy]

http://www.stephaniefiermanmarketingdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/stephanie-fierman-walmart-wages.jpg

[Muddy]

http://images.salon.com/news/feature/2005/08/02/walmart/story.jpg

[Muddy]

http://mediaenvironment.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/wal-mart-greeter-gone-wild.jpg

[ewomack]

http://willpen.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/walmart-evil-2.jpg

[Zap]

You guys might like to hear this, then.

Walmart doesn't always win.

As you all probably know, Walmart owns Sam's Club. We have Sam's Club and Costco up here in Canukistan. Well, Sam's Club shut their doors in Canada earlier this year. Costco is still doing business and from the crowds I see there, doesn't look like that's going to change any time soon.

[ewomack]

Wow... what's the story with that? Canadians don't like Sam's Club? Our more-is-always-better culture lapped up their philosophy of novelty and immense vats of peanut butter.

[Strong]

Well for the record, Wal-mart doesn't have much of a hold in the UK. They bought up ASDA a few years back and have slowly been increasing market share, but the big boys are still very much Tescos and Sainsburys, and by quite a margin.

[ewomack]

Yet another reason to rejoin the 'ol empire. Tescos and Sainsburys? Hmm... I need to get to the UK soon...

[Atom]

Well I still say that going to walmart is more fun than going to church, despite that crazy right hemisphere of the brain.

[Atom]

One nice thing about walmart is that average looking people appear as movie stars among the myriad of swamp monsters.

[ewomack]

Hmmmmm... WalMart or church... hmmmmmm... I'll have to consider that one... perhaps the Pope can help...

[Zap]

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $20 for 24 cans,' he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $40 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'

[Muddy]

This one got a genuine giggle out of my wife before she gave me the evil eye.

[ewomack]

Yes, that joke is not recommended prior to a "romantic" evening... use with caution...

[Atom]

Hmmmmm... WalMart or church... hmmmmmm... I'll have to consider that one... perhaps the Pope can help...I learned yesterday that the original pope was simply the bishop of Rome, how the heck these Christians can elevate themselves to god status is beyond me.

[Muddy]

All the bullshit started in 325 with the Nicene Creed.

[Atom]

All the bullshit started in 325 with the Nicene Creed.Right. In 300ad Rome you could be killed for being a Christian, in 400ad Rome you could be killed for not being a Christian. WTF? lol

[ewomack]

Constantine helped by filtering out all of the "alternative" Christianities... the ones outlined in the long lost but now found Gospel of Thomas, Judas, etc., etc... Constantine favored the version marketed by the movers and shakers and those alternatives whittled away slowly. So be it.