Cocaine residue on 90% of dollar bills

[Strong]

Researchers from the American Chemical Society in Washington have discovered that the practice of consuming cocaine through rolled up paper money is far more than just a cinematic cliché. They found that in big cities in the US, up to 90% of the notes tested positive for traces of the drug.

The Guardian Article (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/aug/17/cocaine-dollar-bills-currency-us)

I don't know why I should be surprised but I am. Talk about dirty money :sqconfused:

[Muddy]

*starts licking all 6 dollars in wallet*

[Strong]

Forget the one or one hundred dollar bills, they are not used as often apparently.

[Muddy]

*runs to bank to get a fiver*

[Atom]

Serious snorters generally use gutted and shortened Bic pens.

[Muddy]

What's the perfect length?

[Atom]

About 3 inches.

[Muddy]

OK, would you please call my wife and tell her that?

[Atom]

Long hair only gets in the way. I would suggest going Sinead O'Connor.

[ewomack]

NEW investment opportunity! Collect reams of dollars bills and scrape them for cocaine residue!! Imagine the profit!! Make billions!!

[Muddy]

Keep your eyes peeled, I predict a comic (http://www.getmilked.com) coming up...