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Doc
03-01-2010, 02:04 PM
Welcome to BTWIMHO.COM!
How did you hear about us?
RobJones. He said he was trying to help raise the property values over here.

What are your interests?
Faster horses, older whiskey, younger women, more money (not necessarily in that order)

How long have you been using the internet and forums?

Since Al Gor invented the internet. My first computer had a stone housing.


Thank you for taking part in this interview, Doc. We appreciate your time and effort and we look forward to getting to know you.
Enjoy the forums!

Howdy, all! Any forum that would allow the likes of me across the threshold must be pretty hard up for members!

Ne'ertheless, I'm glad to be here! :sqwink:

Dudette
03-01-2010, 02:15 PM
Hello Doc, welcome to BTWIMHO Chat Forums! :)

pctec
03-01-2010, 02:16 PM
Hi ya Doc :)
I see you are making your rounds... Its good to have you here and welcome to the ZOO :D

Doc
03-01-2010, 02:35 PM
Thanks dudette and Tim! Good to be here.
I ought to fit right in here...ya'll are nuttier than a Snickers Bar. :3wacko:

Brian
03-01-2010, 04:13 PM
What's up Doc :)

Ferre
03-01-2010, 05:26 PM
Welcome :yo:

robjones
03-01-2010, 05:42 PM
Welcome to the chasm of death. Please abandon all hope at the door.

tsdesigns
03-01-2010, 06:02 PM
ya'll are nuttier than a Snickers Bar. :3wacko:

Thats a genius saying! I approve :sqrofl:

Welcome :)

Doc
03-01-2010, 08:07 PM
Thanks to all, for the warm welcome.

Hey Rob! WTH? Is this a dry county? :sqeek:

robjones
03-01-2010, 09:06 PM
Actually I'm almost sure none of these guys has ever posted while they were sober, but that's technically just conjecture.

Muddy
03-01-2010, 11:06 PM
Oh Christ! Doc's here! We're gonna need a bigger boat!

Muddy
03-01-2010, 11:09 PM
Glad to see ya here Doc! We're pretty laid back over here. You might like it!

Doc
04-01-2010, 12:38 AM
Actually I'm almost sure none of these guys has ever posted while they were sober, but that's technically just conjecture.

In that case, I KNOW I'm in the right place!

Move over, boys, and clear a space at the bar. Wide load comin' in! :3biggrin:

Zap
04-01-2010, 07:31 AM
Hey Doc!

Good to have you with us.

Sorry it took me a while to find this thread and reply.

I've been on a bender. :sqeek: :sqlaugh:

Muddy
04-01-2010, 09:41 AM
Bender? I hardly know her!

Strong
04-01-2010, 09:51 AM
Hi Doc, welcome, welcome. Pull up a bar and pour yourself a drink ... Ah! I see you started already :sqshock:

Looking forward to getting to know you dude!

Muddy
04-01-2010, 10:26 AM
j7E8dC2g_XA

Cryren8972
04-01-2010, 10:34 AM
Don't breaker when you bender!
Welcome! =)

Brian
04-01-2010, 11:00 AM
Actually I'm almost sure none of these guys has ever posted while they were sober, but that's technically just conjecture.

I don't think I've been sober while on the computer since 2006 :sqeek::sqcool:

iowadawg
04-01-2010, 11:11 AM
Welcome.

Now talk about boobies.....

Muddy
04-01-2010, 11:12 AM
Yep! Our sexual ringleader has recovered!

iowadawg
04-01-2010, 11:19 AM
Fully!
http://pulpblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/30-0651251175M.jpg

Strong
04-01-2010, 12:56 PM
j7E8dC2g_XA

The perfect song for those joining us I think. We should ask Dudette to play that for all those starting an introductory thread :sqlaugh:

Sami4u
04-01-2010, 01:33 PM
Hi Doc,

Don't let this gang corrupt you.

I was sweet and innocent before joining here, now look at me.

Sami

Ok Maybe just innocent. LOL

iowadawg
04-01-2010, 01:36 PM
Don't pay attention to her.
She is the number two corruptor of new members.

Sami4u
04-01-2010, 01:44 PM
Don't pay attention to her.
She is the number two corruptor of new members.

Hi,

Not true there are a few here that rank higher then me. LOL

Go alphabetically through the members list. You will find a ton before you get to "S" :sqbiggrin:

Sami

pctec
04-01-2010, 03:04 PM
Hi Doc,

Don't let this gang corrupt you.

I was sweet and innocent before joining here, now look at me.

Sami

Ok Maybe just innocent. LOL

I'm not entirely sure who corrupted you, but I do know you had a hand in my corruption...

:sqwink:

Muddy
04-01-2010, 03:47 PM
I (or D) before S. lol!

Muddy
04-01-2010, 03:49 PM
I'm not entirely sure who corrupted you, but I do know you had a hand in my corruption...

:sqwink:

Sami, you should be more careful what you put your hand in.

Doc
04-01-2010, 08:51 PM
I don't suppose it's occurred to anyone that I might just WANT to be corrupted?:sqwink:

Ferre
04-01-2010, 09:12 PM
Corrupted? :sqeek:

Muddy
04-01-2010, 09:21 PM
I don't suppose it's occurred to anyone that I might just WANT to be corrupted?:sqwink:

Sami's your girl then! :sqwink: And wait till she and Cry get to flirting!

robjones
04-01-2010, 09:35 PM
Is this a bad time to bring up my aforementioned desire to meet whoever posed for the tape avatar?

Doc
04-01-2010, 10:49 PM
Is this a bad time to bring up my aforementioned desire to meet whoever posed for the tape avatar?

Well, HELL, Rob - I was perfectly happy believing it was Sami! That's one bubble I didn't need popped!

robjones
04-01-2010, 11:37 PM
Sam's a lovely child... but I figure her for more of a tapER than tapEE. Just a guess.

Sami4u
05-01-2010, 02:23 AM
Hi,


I'm not entirely sure who corrupted you, but I do know you had a hand in my corruption...

:sqwink:

What Not Me.:sqeek:


Sami, you should be more careful what you put your hand in.

I did nothing I swear. *crossing fingers behind back* :sqwink:


I don't suppose it's occurred to anyone that I might just WANT to be corrupted?:sqwink:

Not with a user name like Doc your to be one of the good guys.


Corrupted? :sqeek:

LOL


Sami's your girl then! :sqwink: And wait till she and Cry get to flirting!

WE DON"T FLIRT!!! She just locks me in the closet. :sqfrown:


Sam's a lovely child... but I figure her for more of a tapER than tapEE. Just a guess.

Your right I'm Bi LOL

Sami

Strong
05-01-2010, 04:27 AM
How many languages is that :sqconfused:

Cryren8972
05-01-2010, 06:30 AM
Sam's a lovely child... but I figure her for more of a tapER than tapEE. Just a guess.

No, Sami is a passive wench. :sqwink:

Muddy
05-01-2010, 07:19 AM
Sam's my love child...

Well that explains a few things!

Cryren8972
05-01-2010, 07:20 AM
Well that explains a few things!

Certainly opened my eyes!

Atom
05-01-2010, 08:05 AM
Great. Now all I have to do is figure out who you are.
lol

Atom
05-01-2010, 08:05 AM
Welcom

Atom
05-01-2010, 08:06 AM
e













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Atom
05-01-2010, 08:07 AM
The prompt said I needed 3 characters. They lied.

Atom
05-01-2010, 08:09 AM
Well, I suppose I should go back and read the rest of the thread now, I've only read the OP. lol

Atom
05-01-2010, 08:22 AM
My current occupation is staying out of my own way. I don't believe it's ever actually worked though. lol

Cryren8972
05-01-2010, 08:42 AM
When you find a way to get away from yourself for a while, let me know would ya?

Atom
05-01-2010, 08:47 AM
I surely will, Cry.

I just finished reading the thread and still have not figured out who Sam is yet. lol

Atom
05-01-2010, 08:53 AM
Doc's occupation; "staying out of my wife's way" LOL.

Strong
05-01-2010, 11:09 AM
I surely will, Cry.

I just finished reading the thread and still have not figured out who Sam is yet. lol

I think they are referring to Sami4U :3skeptical:

Atom
05-01-2010, 11:19 AM
I think they are referring to Sami4U :3skeptical:Yes that's what they'd like you to think, but I know better.
lol

Strong
05-01-2010, 11:29 AM
Well then I reserve the right to be confused at a later date.

Brian
05-01-2010, 11:37 AM
Whattyya'know.. my name is actually Sam. Just ignore the fact that my name is Brian :)

Atom
05-01-2010, 12:06 PM
It's all Rob's fault, the whole mess.
lol

vectro
05-01-2010, 03:08 PM
I haven't been back here in a few days so here's my late post.

Welcome to the nuthouse Doc, it's a way of life.

Sami4u
06-01-2010, 12:05 AM
Hi,


How many languages is that :sqconfused:

huh!


No, Sami is a passive wench. :sqwink:

So that's what you think of me. :sqeek::sqfrown:


Well then I reserve the right to be confused at a later date.

I'm confused most of the time. :sqembarrassed:

Sami

Strong
06-01-2010, 05:58 AM
Me too! Let confusion reign!

Cryren8972
06-01-2010, 06:54 AM
Hi,







So that's what you think of me. :sqeek::sqfrown:




Sami

i LIKE passive wenches. :sqwink:

Atom
06-01-2010, 10:38 AM
Actually I think that Muddy should share 35% of the blame with Rob, as he is the one who brought the peculiarity in post #35 up.

Atom
06-01-2010, 10:46 AM
off topic:
BTW, Muddy, I forget what thread it was but I was thinking a short u in yunce, I think you were intending a long one, this is where that discrepancy lies, the one where I said that I found it hard to contrive yunce from you'ns.
/off topic

Muddy
06-01-2010, 07:09 PM
I believe you are correct on both counts sir.

Atom
06-01-2010, 08:11 PM
Well let us then have a bite of foul and drink of the ale on it good sir.

Muddy
06-01-2010, 09:10 PM
I'll drink your ale good sir, but I feel that we both would fare more wholesomely if we feasted on fowl.

Doc
06-01-2010, 11:51 PM
Not with a user name like Doc your to be one of the good guys.

Don't bet on it m'lady!



Your right I'm Bi LOL

Sami

I'm bilingual, does that count?

And I'm studying to be cunnilingual. That oughta be worth SUMTHIN'!:3skeptical:

Sami4u
07-01-2010, 01:40 AM
Hi,


i LIKE passive wenches. :sqwink:

Let me guess my cue to go back in the closet. :sqfrown:


Don't bet on it m'lady!

I'm bilingual, does that count?

And I'm studying to be cunnilingual. That oughta be worth SUMTHIN'!:3skeptical:

It sure does. It means that you spend to much time on the net and not enough time on your studies. LOL

Sami

Cryren8972
07-01-2010, 06:22 AM
Hi,



Let me guess my cue to go back in the closet. :sqfrown:



It sure does. It means that you spend to much time on the net and not enough time on your studies. LOL

Sami

I promise if I ever make you go back in the closet, I will keep you company. You have served your time, and deserve to be rewarded. :sqwink:

Sami4u
07-01-2010, 12:58 PM
I promise if I ever make you go back in the closet, I will keep you company. You have served your time, and deserve to be rewarded. :sqwink:

Hi,

http://tvland.classictvhits.com/Munsters/Sounds/MunstersGoodie.WAV

I will be patiently awaiting a surprise of your choice.

:sqbiggrin::sqwink:

Sami

Muddy
07-01-2010, 04:42 PM
What did I tell ya Doc? *points up*

julien_simon
07-01-2010, 05:56 PM
Welcome Doc!

What do you mean I'm too late??

Doc
07-01-2010, 06:41 PM
Thanks for all the warm welcomes, people.

You too, Muddy! :3wink:

Muddy
07-01-2010, 07:28 PM
Thanks for the thanks Doc!

Doc
07-01-2010, 08:05 PM
Thanks for the thanks Doc!

Aw, ya big lug!

(I can't pick on Rob EVERY day... he'll get pissy, ya know?):sqwink:

Cryren8972
08-01-2010, 05:08 AM
Hi,

http://tvland.classictvhits.com/Munsters/Sounds/MunstersGoodie.WAV

I will be patiently awaiting a surprise of your choice.

:sqbiggrin::sqwink:

Sami

I admire your enthusiasm! :sqwink:

julien_simon
08-01-2010, 11:29 AM
Thanks for all the warm welcomes, people.

You too, Muddy! :3wink:

If the welcomes are warm just from the internet, image if we would have welcomed you in person??

Especially Dudette.....:sqerr:

Doc
08-01-2010, 11:57 AM
If the welcomes are warm just from the internet, image if we would have welcomed you in person??

Especially Dudette.....:sqerr:

Mmmmmmm....
Mazola party! :sqrofl:

Sami4u
08-01-2010, 01:38 PM
I admire your enthusiasm! :sqwink:

Hi,

Can't blame a girl for trying:sqbiggrin:

:sqwink:

Sami

Damo
09-01-2010, 11:58 PM
hello.... here's a beer for ya matey...(*hands you a beer and glass of 18 year old Knockando to finish off*)

pctec
10-01-2010, 06:58 AM
You sure are handing out a lot of beer... you got a lot of them or are you just hungover?

Ferre
10-01-2010, 07:53 AM
You sure are handing out a lot of beer... you got a lot of them or are you just hungover?

Years ago Damo has send me an excellent bottle of wine all the way from Australia.

I kid you not. :sqbiggrin:

ewomack
10-01-2010, 07:34 PM
Welcome Doc. I have to get myself a nice big sombrero. They come in handy when I get erections in inconvenient places... You always want a Mexican hat on hand for those times...

Doc
10-01-2010, 07:47 PM
Welcome Doc. I have to get myself a nice big sombrero. They come in handy when I get erections in inconvenient places... You always want a Mexican hat on hand for those times...

Or a baseball cap, depending upon how lucky you were, climbing out of the gene pool.

Doc
10-01-2010, 07:50 PM
Besides, I think you might want to define "inconvenient place".

Every time I get an erection, it's in the same place!

ewomack
11-01-2010, 11:00 PM
Wow, you've got it good... my mad scientist parents have made my adult life a living hades...

Muddy
11-01-2010, 11:01 PM
Do you have a tail too?

ewomack
21-01-2010, 06:17 PM
Some people tell me it's a tail, but I have my suspicions...

Atom
27-01-2010, 10:25 AM
goodbye city life

ewomack
30-01-2010, 11:30 PM
I presume someone has an announcement? Or have all cities just been simultaneously annihilated?

pctec
31-01-2010, 01:54 PM
I have an announcement...

I will now be implementing my diabolical plan to take over the world...

ewomack
01-02-2010, 11:48 AM
How wonderful. Will the members of this forum experience your lenience or your enraged wrath?

Cryren8972
02-02-2010, 07:36 AM
Or have you been watching too much Family Guy?

Muddy
02-02-2010, 07:37 AM
I bet Tim sounds just like Peter!

pctec
05-02-2010, 03:18 PM
Scuze me???

Muddy
05-02-2010, 03:27 PM
Squeeze you? Well...OK.

Peter on Family Guy.

pctec
05-02-2010, 04:34 PM
hehehe
Nope... I sound like marge from the Simpsons...

Cryren8972
06-02-2010, 06:58 AM
hehehe
Nope... I sound like marge from the Simpsons...

A nasally Tracy Ullman?

pctec
06-02-2010, 07:34 AM
It could be worse :D

ewomack
07-02-2010, 10:09 AM
Yes, a baritone Tracy Ullman...

Kunal Singh
10-08-2010, 12:53 AM
hello Doc how are you dear