Offer to advertise on my site...

[ewomack]

I don't plan on selling ad space on my site, but a company called "Link Viper" contacted me via e-mail to set up a 50/50 text link adspace on my site. Anyone know about them? I'm more just curious than anything else. This is about the 3-4th time I've been offered.

[Ferre]

I've been contacted many times in the past for ad schemes like that, for me it's not worth the space, If you really want to sell advertise space on your site there are better options, for one, skip the middle man and sell it yourself, there's the first profit, all those ad brokers including Google are not in that business for nothing, they earn loads of money that does not go to the actual owners of the websites they put their ad code on.

[Muddy]

Besides the fact that ads will distract from your comic genius, Ferre is right. If you want to allocate a page or more to ads or links, do it yourself! Coincidentally, I was just thinking tonight that I wouldn't mind having a link on your site.

[Strong]

I suggest fake ads for your sight Ed.

For instance, I'm waiting for a patent for a home methane capture kit I've invented, it can be used for pets too! The captured methane can then be used to heat your home, or to blow up party balloons and even gas captured squirrels.

In all seriousness, if ads are small and not too distracting, I don't see the harm, but you have to be careful they don't take over your site. Why not make some cash out of your talent? The days of a free internet are over. The ring of cash registers following the click on a new page is omnipresent these days.

As for specific information about Link-Viper, I'm a leadless pencil, sorry!

[Zap]

Looks like I'm repeating what has been said here.
Sell the ad space yourself. Nothing wrong with earning money from a site. They certainly cost money to operate.

[ewomack]

Ok, I've thought long and hard about what everyone has said, and I've decided, after much rumination, to only accept ads for feminine hygiene products. I think this will strike a fair balance.

[ewomack]

Anyway, thanks for the advice, everyone. I definitely don't want to split my site real estate 50/50 with a form e-mail. Though I don't like ads on sites, I've had enough offers to start giving it a think. The site costs me almost nothing (about $10/month, not including pens, markers, paper, etc.) so there hasn't been a great rush to make any income. For some reason my hits quadrupled from 2008 to 2009, so maybe that's why some ad people have started taking notice. I don't know. In the end it's mostly for fun.

[Zap]

Ok, I've thought long and hard about what everyone has said, and I've decided, after much rumination, to only accept ads for feminine hygiene products. I think this will strike a fair balance.

How about selling ads for Victoria Secret? :sqbiggrin:

[Strong]

There's nothing wrong with having fun while making money :sqwink:

[luise]

I have some advertising site and i invites you to join my site to introduce your products...

[kevin01]

We offer all the business site to advertise on my site and earn your business.

[ewomack]

Anyone noticing any similarities between luisa and Kevin? One sells bras and the other doesn't, but apart from that... hmm...

[Halo]

...but apart from that...

...both are right tits?
:3rolleyes:

[Zap]

They've both registered here. So, neither one of them is a pussy.

[Strong]

I can't begin to describe what image just entered my head, and that's probably a good thing.

[Zap]

I can't begin to describe what image just entered my head, and that's probably a good thing.

Oh! C'Mon! Now you gotta SHARE!

[Strong]

Well keep thinking about two right tits and see what image comes into your head, it ain't entirely pleasant, as most images of tits usually are. That's all I'm saying.

[Zap]

2 outta 3 ain't bad. Men would have to grow a third arm and hand to compensate.

[Strong]

You're feeling optimistic today! I guess it'll match the third leg :sqlaugh:

I think I'm gonna give up on the media for the next month or so, that damn royal wedding is getting on my nerves already. I hope there is enough porn on the internet to keep my mind occupied! I wonder what google has to say about "three breasted women"?

Let me just open up another tab, I may be some time!

[ewomack]

Oiy... I can only imagine what the royal wedding coverage in England is like... whooo... it's bad enough here but I'm sure it's on roids there... my sympathies...

[Strong]

They are ramping it up, currently every news bulletin has some news story about it; either some granny in Huddlesfield has painted some crockery with Katie's face, or a four year old in Wakefield has learnt to use their potty cos of the grinning couple being painted on the inside of it. It's all rather sad. They are desperately trying to garner some enthusiasm, but alas in this little hovel in South London it's just another day in the shit hole that life has dumped us in.

Don't get me wrong. I have nothing against them, in fact I wish them the very best, just as I would to any other couple getting married, but for fuck's sake, it's 2011, why is Britain still living in the C1700.

I'm not a republican, but when the Queen pops her clogs, which I hope will not be for many a year, it'll be time to consign the anachronism that is the monarchy to history. We need to move on people.

[Zap]

God Save The Queen!

[Muddy]

Well keep thinking about two right tits and see what image comes into your head, it ain't entirely pleasant, as most images of tits usually are. That's all I'm saying.

http://www.btwimho.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1779&stc=1&d=1302111726

[Strong]

That's a freaky alien smile if I ever saw one.

[Zap]

that damn royal wedding is getting on my nerves already.

Get a load of this, Strongy....

My wife just got a request for a quote for one of her wedding cakes.
It's for a senior's home so they can celebrate the Royal Wedding.
Nobody's getting married there. They just want their own wedding cake to feel like they're a part of it.
:3confused:

[Strong]

:sqlaugh:

Who was it that said, "Let them eat cake"?

Oh well, every cloud has a silver lining. Ask your wife if she'll decorate the cake with a miniature guillotine just behind the bride and groom just for my peace of mind? :sqwink:

[Halo]

:sqlaugh:

Who was it that said, "Let them eat cake"?


Not Marie Antoinette. Your popular misconception thread (http://btwimho.com/showthread.php?t=3837) taught me that.


Marie Antoinette did not actually use the phrase "let them eat cake" when she heard that the French peasantry was starving due to a dearth of bread. The phrase was first published in Rousseau's Confessions when Marie was only 10 years old and most scholars believe that Rousseau coined it himself, or that it was said by Maria-Theresa, the wife of Louis XIV. Even Rousseau (or Maria-Theresa) did not use the exact words but actually Qu'ils mangent de la brioche ("Let them eat brioche [a rich type of bread]"). Marie Antoinette was a very unpopular ruler and many people therefore attribute the phrase "let them eat cake" to her, in keeping with her reputation as being hard-hearted and disconnected from her subjects



BTW, I'm still stalking you. :sqlaugh::sqcool:

[ewomack]

well, the princess catherine dolls are already blighting the masses... oiy...

http://fashionmasters.co.cc/wp-content/plugins/WPRobot/images/d22a1_celebrities_kate-middleton-doll-09.jpg

even more crap (http://promos.franklinmint.com/katemiddleton/)...

i wonder if they have a version with 3 breasts? strong?


this post dedicated to e.e. cummings

[Muddy]

Not Marie Antoinette. Your popular misconception thread (http://btwimho.com/showthread.php?t=3837) taught me that.





BTW, I'm still stalking you. :sqlaugh::sqcool:

I was reminded of that thread too. lol

[Strong]

well, the princess catherine dolls are already blighting the masses... oiy...

http://fashionmasters.co.cc/wp-content/plugins/WPRobot/images/d22a1_celebrities_kate-middleton-doll-09.jpg

even more crap (http://promos.franklinmint.com/katemiddleton/)...

i wonder if they have a version with 3 breasts? strong?


this post dedicated to e.e. cummings

I wouldn't be surprised if they had a commemorative pottery friesian with her face and name on it, so forget about the number of breasts, count the udders.

[ewomack]

So where is the Princess Catherine Royal Wedding douche? "Smell like a princess on your wedding night... just like Cathy!!"

I'll count to 10 and I bet it will appear...

[Strong]

Here is something as good as the douche!

Royal Wedding: Knit your own corgi (http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2011/apr/20/royal-wedding-knitting-pattern-corgi)

:Sad, sad, sad smiley with a strong rope and a chair looking for a suitable tree: