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SweatyCarrot
21-08-2009, 08:58 AM
Welcome to BTWIMHO.COM!
How did you hear about us?

saw a tweet from SITA and i'm pissed no one told me about this

What are your interests?
dolphin sex

How long have you been using the internet and forums?
umm...i'm a newbie.



Thank you for taking part in this interview, kristeejo. We appreciate your time and effort and we look forward to getting to know you.
Enjoy the forums!

Dudette
21-08-2009, 08:59 AM
Welcome, kristeejo. Have a look around, hope you enjoy your visits. :)

ewomack
21-08-2009, 08:59 AM
You know, I have a very deep interest in dolphin sex, too. Zap, can we make a forum dedicated to this intriguing topic?

Zap
21-08-2009, 09:04 AM
Well, it's about time you got here! Now all is right in the universe.

Was going to e-mail you when you got back from the honeymoon.
Thought maybe you'd have better things to do that join here and if you're still in Mexico, WTF are you doing on the internets?!?!?!? :sqeek:


(You remember the last time someone from over there created a forum????) :sqeek:

Trapper
21-08-2009, 09:12 AM
Any video from the Honeymoon available?

Strong
21-08-2009, 10:02 AM
Hi Kristeejo, glad you saw my tweeting. The world and the net seems quiet since you went on the honeymoon, except for a strange rumbling (earthquake frequencies), coming from the South American sub-continent. I hope all is well down there.

As for not formally telling you about BTWIMHO, well you had a lot on your plate recently, (among other reasons). :sqlaugh:

I'm trembling with excitement at you joining :sqcool:

Ferre
21-08-2009, 10:04 AM
Hi Kristie, nice seeing you here :sqbiggrin:

Muddy
21-08-2009, 10:11 AM
You've never messed up with Keith and moaned, "Ohhhhh Fliiipper!" have you?

Thank god you're here. That's all I have to say.

julien_simon
21-08-2009, 10:34 AM
Any video from the Honeymoon available?

that is just sick

julien_simon
21-08-2009, 10:35 AM
Welcome KJ!

the whole gang is getting here. This place will caught fire in 5....4....3....2....1...ppsshshffff (impressive fire sound effect)

krisma5
21-08-2009, 02:44 PM
Welcome! Glad to see another lad, I mean lady around here. I already heard some things about you also, Seems to be that we're name related...:sqeek:

krisma5
21-08-2009, 02:45 PM
Oh, yeah, and congratulations on your wedding! Loved your dress and your cake! Zap's wife did a great job on it!

SweatyCarrot
01-09-2009, 09:57 AM
thanks guys - yeah i poked on the interwebs for a few each morning of my honeymoon. check out the pics here:

*well, was gonna post a link but apparently i'm too new to do so*

so tell me about this forum

Zap
01-09-2009, 10:01 AM
thanks guys - yeah i poked on the interwebs for a few each morning of my honeymoon. check out the pics here:

*well, was gonna post a link but apparently i'm too new to do so*

so tell me about this forum

Just a general chat forum. No specific subject. Just a place to come and have fun.
We've got a good group to start with but, the more, the merrier.

And don't be thinkin' that you were going to get away with not coming here. :sqwink:

So... how was the honeymoon?

SweatyCarrot
01-09-2009, 10:06 AM
it exceeded our expectations 100fold. it was amazing.

SweatyCarrot
01-09-2009, 10:06 AM
so i guess i have to post 10 times before i can post a link so here goes

SweatyCarrot
01-09-2009, 10:07 AM
this forum sounds like it will distract me from working

SweatyCarrot
01-09-2009, 10:07 AM
i have a ton of work to do, but need a distraction

SweatyCarrot
01-09-2009, 10:08 AM
is this a family forum or are you reprobates allowed to roam free

SweatyCarrot
01-09-2009, 10:08 AM
do we have an anti american room yet

Zap
01-09-2009, 10:08 AM
it exceeded our expectations 100fold. it was amazing.

Cool! Nice to hear.
You just get back recently? Or have you been in hiding?

SweatyCarrot
01-09-2009, 10:09 AM
ok - so here's the link to the honeymoon pics


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Zap
01-09-2009, 10:12 AM
i have a ton of work to do, but need a distraction
Then you've come to the right place. :sqbiggrin:

is this a family forum or are you reprobates allowed to roam free
There are no censored words here.

do we have an anti american room yet
Not that I'm aware of. And there won't be any dissin' goin' on in the debate forums, either.

Zap
01-09-2009, 10:14 AM
What are your interests?
dolphin sex


So... How are the dolphins in Mexico?

Big Dan
01-09-2009, 10:18 AM
Welcome to BTWIMHO.COM!
How did you hear about us?

saw a tweet from SITA and i'm pissed no one told me about this

What are your interests?
dolphin sex

How long have you been using the internet and forums?
umm...i'm a newbie.



Thank you for taking part in this interview, kristeejo. We appreciate your time and effort and we look forward to getting to know you.
Enjoy the forums!

There's a familiar face! You're the blogging mod over on V7N right? I don't hang much over there and never posted much but you made a good impression on me over there with a dumb question I posted. :p .. I think I'm DJ Dan or Danny Boy over on that side of the intarwebs.

Welcome to Zap's joint. :)

SweatyCarrot
01-09-2009, 10:21 AM
hi DJ - good to see you

i already get passed a joint? sweet!

zap - we got back last wednesday. i've been doing laundry, cleaning and trying to catch up on major backed up work since then. i feel refreshed!

Zap
01-09-2009, 10:26 AM
ok - so here's the link to the honeymoon pics


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Incompatible Browser? Are you FF people seeing the pics?

Muddy
01-09-2009, 10:32 AM
Yeah I see them. I've never seen a dolphin do that before.

Muddy
01-09-2009, 10:36 AM
Jesus wept! You try to ride 1st class and some eejit wearin' a denim jacket gets in your space!

Zap
01-09-2009, 10:46 AM
Jesus wept! You try to ride 1st class and some eejit wearin' a denim jacket gets in your space!

Somebody hook a sista up. :sqerr:

SweatyCarrot
01-09-2009, 10:47 AM
lol are you guys still passing weed around

Muddy
01-09-2009, 10:49 AM
Natch.

Muddy
01-09-2009, 10:49 AM
By the way, you sure are one HOTT 29 year old!

Muddy
01-09-2009, 10:51 AM
You're gonna like it over here KJ. Every week Ferre comes swooping down our chimneys in a big wooden shoe and then we're all happy again.

SweatyCarrot
01-09-2009, 12:03 PM
I can so see that.

Strong
01-09-2009, 12:04 PM
Wow, awesome pictures. I like the towel sculpture and I'm sure those weren't whistles!

krisma5
01-09-2009, 12:24 PM
Cool! Great Photos! You look SO good and happy! I'm envious... never got a honeymoon.

Mexico looks like an awesome place to go on vacation. I've seen the Chichin itza temple in a movie once.

Muddy
01-09-2009, 01:18 PM
... never got a honeymoon.


Pfft, I think you've seen your honey moon. He was probably wearin' his brown vest too.

Zap
01-09-2009, 01:33 PM
Finally got to see the photos.

Nice coconuts, Christy. :P

Kind of disappointed that nobody is allowed near the temple at Chichin Itza.
I see why, but still a shame to travel all that way to admire from a few feet away.

SweatyCarrot
02-09-2009, 02:54 PM
Yeah that sucked. Can you believe people would have the balls to graffiti that place?!

ewomack
03-09-2009, 07:45 AM
Thanks for sharing the photos. I feel I know you well enough to go with next time. So when's that?

SweatyCarrot
03-09-2009, 08:37 AM
hopefully next year. i'll give you notice when to be packed

ewomack
03-09-2009, 10:28 AM
Thank you. I won't interfere much. I'll just sit and practice my tuba while reading aloud from the Karma Sutra.

Muddy
03-09-2009, 10:30 AM
oompa oompa

ewomack
03-09-2009, 11:20 AM
More like: oompa yanni oompa lingham

Strong
03-09-2009, 11:47 AM
I knew that was rude! So I googled lingham, and wouldn't you know there is a thing called Lingham Massage! :sqlaugh:

Muddy
03-09-2009, 11:51 AM
^ Well naturally.

Muddy
03-09-2009, 11:51 AM
...............................lol!

Muddy
03-09-2009, 12:07 PM
LOL, Jesus...some people (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080823080427AANolgR).

Atom
03-09-2009, 12:21 PM
My massage therapist just performed the Heimlich maneuver on me, wtf?

Muddy
03-09-2009, 12:23 PM
She did the Heineken remover on me. I never went back.

krisma5
03-09-2009, 12:30 PM
took it right out of your hand!:sqerr:

SweatyCarrot
03-09-2009, 12:32 PM
just had to read up on what the lingam massage was....took notes

krisma5
03-09-2009, 12:36 PM
going to try it out later?

ewomack
03-09-2009, 12:51 PM
Try it on a friend first to make sure it works.

ewomack
04-09-2009, 02:28 PM
Has the party started? Or did I miss it...

krisma5
05-09-2009, 11:14 AM
We must have both missed it.

Strong
05-09-2009, 11:22 AM
There was a party? :sqmad:

Muddy
05-09-2009, 12:52 PM
I wasn't a party to it.

ewomack
05-09-2009, 03:39 PM
It's my patty and I'll fry if I want to...

Atom
06-09-2009, 11:34 AM
"Yeah, definitely cheating. And she wasn't a masseuse...the word you're looking for is prostitute!"
LOL

ewomack
06-09-2009, 02:03 PM
Where is that Kristeejo? Still looking at Puppycam?

Atom
06-09-2009, 02:14 PM
She's busy with marital matters.

Atom
06-09-2009, 03:05 PM
Well I've been told that I'm fruitier than a nut cake, but I of course don't believe it.

ewomack
06-09-2009, 03:19 PM
Never take stock in that analogy, no...

ewomack
06-09-2009, 03:20 PM
Marital matters... how romantic...

Atom
06-09-2009, 03:55 PM
Let the love flow..

ewomack
06-09-2009, 06:58 PM
Goooosh...

Muddy
06-09-2009, 07:27 PM
Sluuuurp...

Atom
06-09-2009, 07:31 PM
Ok now let the love stop.

Muddy
06-09-2009, 07:50 PM
Ziiiip.

Atom
06-09-2009, 07:53 PM
Ok, now let the love meander.

ewomack
07-09-2009, 10:38 AM
Dum dee dum dum dum dee dum dum...

Strong
07-09-2009, 12:07 PM
Don't play "Dum"! We know what you are up to!

Muddy
07-09-2009, 12:10 PM
He's pretending to meander...pfft!

Strong
07-09-2009, 12:42 PM
I feel stupid. She tells me she was one of the seven dwarves :sqconfused:

Zap
07-09-2009, 02:07 PM
I feel stupid. She tells me she was one of the seven dwarves :sqconfused:

Sleazy?

ewomack
07-09-2009, 03:33 PM
Venerally

Strong
07-09-2009, 03:52 PM
Ah, you guys are familiar with the Alternative Dwarves.

ewomack
07-09-2009, 03:58 PM
Disney tried to suppress them, but they survived in the underworld theater...

ewomack
09-09-2009, 09:25 PM
So what happened to that KJ? She's not going to let marital bliss keep her from wasting her life online I hope!?!? :sqmad::sqmad:

Strong
10-09-2009, 06:57 AM
Her last post said this: (http://btwimho.com/showpost.php?p=5381&postcount=23)


ok i can't come into this forum anymore. i won't get my work done.

It's a shame, but I can understand it, she has a business to run. :(

ewomack
10-09-2009, 07:07 AM
Work is no excuse to stop wasting time!!!!! :sqmad:

Muddy
10-09-2009, 09:38 AM
Doesn't stop me!

ewomack
10-09-2009, 10:06 AM
Keep spewing the wisdom...

Atom
15-09-2009, 08:37 AM
Welcome.

iowadawg
17-11-2009, 08:55 PM
Welcome.

Now come back and start posting!

ewomack
18-11-2009, 08:13 PM
At least we have plenty of hot chicks here already... she'd have a lot of competition... perhaps that's why she's staying away...

Strong
19-11-2009, 04:56 AM
She's spending her spare time getting her rocks off. Leave her be! Who wouldn't want to be in that position :sqlaugh:

Rankenstein
19-11-2009, 08:22 AM
Damn, she should at least keep up with the fortune-telling.

Strong
19-11-2009, 08:30 AM
Her crystal balls certainly kept me amused!

Zap
19-11-2009, 08:35 AM
I've had some contact with her.
She is swamped with deadlines from numerous sources, it seems.
Her crystal balls are in demand!

Strong
19-11-2009, 08:40 AM
The lady is certainly juggling more balls then I can imagine, and I know how to juggle.

Rankenstein
19-11-2009, 09:13 AM
And I know balls.

Atom
19-11-2009, 04:05 PM
When we first met in a different forum I told her that I loved her. That may be why she's staying away from here. lol

iowadawg
19-11-2009, 04:12 PM
Illucidate me someone...who in the world are you all talking about?

Atom
19-11-2009, 04:16 PM
Illucidate me someone...who in the world are you all talking about?kristeejo.

iowadawg
19-11-2009, 04:18 PM
Okay, just wondering why you all are gaga about some old married woman.

Atom
19-11-2009, 04:21 PM
Okay, just wondering why you all are gaga about some old married woman.She wasn't married when I told her I loved her. She just got hitched a few months ago.

ewomack
19-11-2009, 05:48 PM
When we first met in a different forum I told her that I loved her. That may be why she's staying away from here. lol

That did it! Geez! Go and tell her that you meant you "loved her hair" and she'll probably come back.

Now it all makes sense. Just like reality.

Atom
19-11-2009, 05:54 PM
That did it! Geez! Go and tell her that you meant you "loved her hair" and she'll probably come back.

Now it all makes sense. Just like reality.It was that first avatar, the dark one I call it, but then she got all crazy with weird faces and stuff.

ewomack
19-11-2009, 08:30 PM
Ah... you fell in love with the statuesque pensive Kristeejo... it would have never worked...

Atom
19-11-2009, 08:32 PM
Oh yeah I knew that, I felt very safe. lol

ewomack
19-11-2009, 08:35 PM
But you can still dream. If it still hurts then imagine one of her goofy faces and your heart will heal.

Atom
19-11-2009, 08:57 PM
I'll have to give that a try then, now that she is married. I've got a few assorted goofy face pics of her on my HDD that I can run through occasionally for strength. lol

Cryren8972
20-11-2009, 06:54 AM
Be strong Atom. I'm pulling for ya.

Atom
20-11-2009, 06:59 AM
Thanks, Cry. I'm sure I'll get over it someday, I just don't know when, could be a year, a decade, a century, who knows? lol

I imagine her life has done a 180 since marriage, that institution does stuff to a person, I've heard. lol

Cryren8972
20-11-2009, 07:00 AM
You know what they say...
the best way to get over one woman, is to get under another! =)

Atom
20-11-2009, 07:07 AM
I think I need to get laid, plain and simple.

Preferably sometime before I die.

Cryren8972
20-11-2009, 07:10 AM
I feel your pain Atom...:sqlaugh:

Atom
20-11-2009, 07:13 AM
To hell with marriage. First chick I see today is gettin' it! lol

Strong
20-11-2009, 08:07 AM
I feel your pain Atom...:sqlaugh:

I think he'd prefer you to feel something else of his. :sqconfused:

Cryren8972
20-11-2009, 08:09 AM
From the passionate outburst in his post, I think so too.
At least...it was passionate for Atom...

Atom
20-11-2009, 08:18 AM
Ok what passionate outburst are we talking about, now? I've got lots of them. lol

Cryren8972
20-11-2009, 08:25 AM
To hell with marriage. First chick I see today is gettin' it! lol

^ passionate outburst referenced.

Atom
20-11-2009, 08:27 AM
Yes but how could you possibly be the first chick I see today? Unless of course you showed up at my doorstep. lol

Muddy
20-11-2009, 08:36 AM
You didn't say in person.

Cryren8972
20-11-2009, 08:36 AM
I was just referring to your passion. I can only assume I was the motivator because you were talking to me (maybe it's my own ego) I have no illusions that you were expecting me to come traipsing by...:sqlaugh:

Atom
20-11-2009, 08:39 AM
You didn't say in person.No, but when I said "see", I meant the primary definition of it. lol

ewomack
20-11-2009, 09:51 PM
Virtual whoopie just doesn't do it. Some clever little horny teenage scientists haven't yet invented proper genitalia apparatus for proper virtual stimulation...

Let's pump some funding and some little horny teenagers, then... can we start a foundation? Come on, Atom needs us, people!!

Strong
21-11-2009, 06:47 AM
Ed said pump *giggles uncontrollably like a horny teenager*

fastreplies
21-11-2009, 12:33 PM
You know, I have a very deep interest in dolphin sex, too. Zap, can we make a forum dedicated to this intriguing topic?

I have better idea
Why don't we build aquarium and watch them having sex in natural way?

Welcome to BTWIMHO Kristeejo

:sqwink:

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robjones
22-12-2009, 12:29 AM
ok - so here's the link to the honeymoon pics


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Looked at the honeymoon pics. The good news, there are several topless pics. The bad news, theyre of the groom.
Oh well, at least a couple of y'all will enjoy that (as might some of the girls here).

ewomack
23-12-2009, 06:11 PM
It matters not... we are abandoned... and so ye shall weep like a willow in the rainy wind...

robjones
23-12-2009, 09:50 PM
Enough with the formalities then... let the blaming begin.

ewomack
24-12-2009, 10:30 AM
YOU DID IT!!!