Please Help Us Promote BTWIMHO

[Zap]

This is a call out to anyone and everyone who would like to help promote us.
If you can add one of these banners to your website and link it back to us, it would be very much appreciated.
Text links would be cool too.

:sqcool:

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[Muddy]

I want my banner to say "Home Of The World's Hottest Forum Cop"! lol!

[Zap]

I should have had that one added. Damn!

[julien_simon]

sorry, I don't actually have a website I am allowed to edit....

I'll tweet and facebook about it though.

[Zap]

sorry, I don't actually have a website I am allowed to edit....

I'll tweet and facebook about it though.

Thanks Dude! Muchos Gracias.


I want my banner to say "Home Of The World's Hottest Forum Cop"! lol!

They do now. :sqlaugh:

[Muddy]

I'm going to start an entire forum dedicated to the promotion of this forum.

[Zap]

I'm going to start an entire forum dedicated to the promotion of this forum.

It'll be a failure. :sqwink:

[Muddy]

LOL!!

[ewomack]

How about hiring some college girls to write the URL on their shins and hynies?

[Zap]

How about hiring some college girls?

I like that idea, but for what? :sqlaugh:

[Atom]

What's my incentive?

[krisma5]

I'd promote it in a minute, but there are some people on my lists that I don't want to see here... that would just ruin it. If I think of a way to get around this, I'll be promoting like a model whore on a brick wall.

[Atom]

John Scott used to send me $200, $300, $400 dollars here and there. That's something I've never revealed before, till now.

[Atom]

But that was not my incentive. I saw that as just his way of saying thanks.

[Atom]

And I'm sure he did too.

[krisma5]

He could send some to me, I would be thankful!:sqbiggrin:

[Atom]

I posted religiously there for years prior to receiving those little gifts. My incentive has never been money.

[krisma5]

Maybe they were bribes?!

[Atom]

Maybe they were bribes?!Bribes for what reason? Do you know what forum I'm talking about?

[krisma5]

no. I was just teasing, did I hit a touchy spot?

[Atom]

no.Oh.
I was just teasing, did I hit a touchy spot?No, I had a feeling you were genuinely ignorant and just needed conformation. I was referring to v7.

[krisma5]

That's good.:sqrolleyes:

[Atom]

Are you familiar with that forum, Krisma?

[krisma5]

No not really, I've been there as a guest but didn't look through it much. Was referred to it by muddy, then got stuck here. :sqlaugh:

[Atom]

No not really, I've been there as a guest but didn't look through it much. Was referred to it by muddy, then got stuck here. :sqlaugh:Oh lol. Were like flies in the vaseline aren't we? lol

[krisma5]

I'd say more like stuck in honey! I like it here. :sqbiggrin:

[Atom]

I'd say more like stuck in honey! I like it here. :sqbiggrin:Well I certainly wouldn't apply honey to my baby's bottom, I can tell you that. ; )

[krisma5]

Me neither, nor Vaseline.

[Atom]

Me neither, I don't have a baby.

[Atom]

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[Zap]

I'd promote it in a minute, but there are some people on my lists that I don't want to see here... that would just ruin it. If I think of a way to get around this, I'll be promoting like a model whore on a brick wall.
Don't forget to take pics. :sqbiggrin:


No not really, I've been there as a guest but didn't look through it much. Was referred to it by muddy, then got stuck here. :sqlaugh:
Thank goodness for that.


Oh lol. Were like flies in the vaseline aren't we? lol
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[Ferre]

Hey it looks like the [yt] code isn't working. :sqeek:

[Zap]

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[Zap]

Rebuilding the post cache did it. New posts will work but old posts won't. I'll have to look up the fix for that.

[Ferre]

Latest one you added didn't work either for me.

[krisma5]

The last three in this thread didn't work for me. :sqfrown:

[Ferre]

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[krisma5]

ummm....ok. :sqcool:

[Ferre]

The Zappert's got it all fixelled :sqbiggrin:

[Muddy]

Ferre, it's your dream girl! You need to convert her!

[Muddy]

The Zappert's got it all fixelled :sqbiggrin:

Yep, the previous ones work now.

[Ferre]

Ferre, it's your dream girl! You need to convert her!

Man, after I've seen that video I'm suddenly not so sure any more that I don't have children somewhere that I am not aware of.

:sqconfused:

[Muddy]

Oh lol. Were like flies in the vaseline aren't we? lol

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[krisma5]

you sure are stuck on vasaline aren't you?!

[Muddy]

Stream of conscience.

[krisma5]

maybe you want to change to chocolate sirup, most women like to lick that more than vasaline.

[Muddy]

Yikes!

[Atom]

Five more minutes of editing time, that's my incentive.

[Atom]

My Elvis vid worked fine for me. I tried it just after I posted it.

[Muddy]

But then it went kerflooey...so I fixed it.

[krisma5]

why did it do that?

[Muddy]

Something to do with the post cache...Zap's fixed it for future vids, but as I reach them I'm fixing the old ones.

[Muddy]

Zap and Strongy probably are too as they come across them.

[Atom]

But then it went kerflooey...so I fixed it.Oh, ok. Thanks.


BTW, "Chatterbox", Zap? CHATTERBOX???


lovely

:dizzy:

[Muddy]

Oh, ok. Thanks.


BTW, "Chatterbox", Zap? CHATTERBOX???

:dizzy:

LOL!!!

[krisma5]

I think that's all he could think of at the time.

[Muddy]

Those are just stopgap titles for now...

[Atom]

I think that's all he could think of at the time.I don't think Zap made them up. He's not that corny.

[Muddy]

I don't think Zap made them up. He's not that corny.

Correct.

[krisma5]

How many leves are there?

[Atom]

He nailed me faster than Julien has sex!Laughing out loud.

I tried to put just lol but Zap simply won't have it, apparently. lol

[krisma5]

need to add some punktuation and then you got it!

[julien_simon]

Originally Posted by Muddy View Post
He nailed me faster than Julien has sex!


Laughing out loud.

I tried to put just lol but Zap simply won't have it, apparently. lol

where did you get this quote from?

:sqerr:

[Atom]

need to add some punktuation and then you got it!Ok, thanks, that's a good tip.

[Atom]

where did you get this quote from?

:sqerr:The chess thread. I didn't want to post in there, chess is boring.

[krisma5]

Only cause you're not playing it with US!

[Atom]

I think I see how that could be true.

[Zap]

Laughing out loud.

I tried to put just lol but Zap simply won't have it, apparently. lol

This has been remedied. LOL! LOL LOL

[ewomack]

I agree with Krisma that over promotion may get some undesirables in here... but I guess that's the other side of the forum sword.

[ewomack]

I hate war and battle analogies, but I was programmed as a man and I guess it's indelible.

[Muddy]

I agree with Krisma that over promotion may get some undesirables in here... but I guess that's the other side of the forum sword.

Well I'm here and I can't see how it could get much more undesirable than that!

[Muddy]

I hate war and battle analogies...

Yeah, I always change stuff like, "The pen is mightier than the pencil." or "Live by the fork, die by the fork." or refer to "The Scrotum of Damocles."

[Strong]

Zap and Strongy probably are too as they come across them.

Yes. Yes! I'm doing that. Sure I am :sqembarrassed:

[krisma5]

Quote:
Originally Posted by ewomack View Post
I agree with Krisma that over promotion may get some undesirables in here... but I guess that's the other side of the forum sword.
Well I'm here and I can't see how it could get much more undesirable than that!

YES it can!!! I am only thinking Sir Mix-a-lot! :sqerr:

[ewomack]

Sounds like a scintillating tale... share?

[Atom]

This has been remedied. LOL! LOL LOLGreat. Thanks Zap.

[Muddy]

YES it can!!! I am only thinking Sir Mix-a-lot! :sqerr:

Well yes, one wouldn't want to invite everyone one knows.

[ewomack]

I'm so out of the loop on sir-mix-a-lot. I feel like a virtual leper...

I'm even going to have an army hissy fit:
:armyhissyfit:

See?

[Muddy]

An army hissy fit? Is that something to do with "don't ask, don't tell"?

[ewomack]

They never asked and so I never told. It worked out.

[ewomack]

They never asked if I was a pinko commie. And I never told them.

[ewomack]

They never knew that I wwas a foodnostic. I've never really believed in the stuff. But why should they care?

[Zap]

Updated the first post in this thread with some new banner sizes.

[krisma5]

They look great!

[ewomack]

Agreed, very nice... now if I just had time to post on other forums...

[Muddy]

Agreed, very nice... now if I just had time to post on other forums...

lol! I know just what you mean!

[ewomack]

I'm hopelessly addicted... reminds me of my Mr. Pibb days...

[Atom]

Well I must say that I'll certainly not help you promote a thing. I'm sorry.

[ewomack]

Not even Walmart's falling prices?

[Muddy]

Or Dudette?

[Atom]

The only rollback that really helps me is the one where there's actually something being rolled in the first place, then, it don't matter in which direction they roll it, as longs a it's gettin' rolled and I get to scarf a hit or two.

[Muddy]

http://www.btwimho.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=134&stc=1&d=1252283032

[Atom]

Great, now I have to go and whack my damned self off, beauty, dude. :sqmad:

j/k folks, I'm not really crazy. Maybe a little.

[Atom]

I'd like at this time to make an important announcement, I am as we speak off my meds. It remains only to be seen whether that was such a good idea.

[Atom]

Ok truth be known I could have a pounding headache and still do her 3 or 4 times within the course of 2 hours.

[krisma5]

That's the most clothing that I've ever seen on a Playmate!

[ewomack]

True... but the frilly undies are a nice touch... sometimes leaving some bits covered heightens the naughtiness...

[Muddy]

She's in the middle of a rollback.

[ewomack]

Is this the next evolution for Wal-Mart employees? You have to take part in clothing rollbacks? They may need to increase their pay...

[Atom]

Well I must say that I'll certainly not help you promote a thing. I'm sorry.oops, I forgot to add that it's because I don't have a website. lol

[Muddy]

Nothing to stop you from holding a cardboard sign and standing on the corner of 9th and Main.


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[ewomack]

Well, there's also body advertising (http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/18/business/media/18adco.html)...

More (http://www.freakingnews.com/Advertising-on-Body-Pictures--535.asp)

Maybe she'll do the same for BTWIMHO? (http://www.theinsider.com/news/955734_Lindsay_shows_cleavage_for_charity)

[Strong]

Sorry I'm already advertising blubber.

[ewomack]

Good blubber?

[Strong]

It seems to behave, yes.

[Muddy]

Blubber? I hardly know her.

[ewomack]

Lots of blubber here... the classic EXPLODING WHALE video...

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[Atom]

Jeez that was great lol, I'd not seen it before.

[iowadawg]

Promote the forum?
Or promote whackiness on the forum?

Will tweet out to my small army of followers on twitter again later.

[Muddy]

And now ladies and gentlemen, for your viewing and listening pleasure, I give you George Carlin.

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[Atom]

Well, there's also (...)

More (http://www.freakingnews.com/Advertising-on-Body-Pictures--535.asp)

(...)I don't know about the Angelina Jolie one there, Ed, looks like she just snorted a line of Carpet Fresh.

[Zap]

Promote the forum?
Or promote whackiness on the forum?

Will tweet out to my small army of followers on twitter again later.

Both. :sqbiggrin:

This is a general chat forum, a place to have fun.

[ewomack]

All is good. Good is all. Need I say more? No? Okay...

[Zap]

I'm asking again if anyone/everyone could help spread the word about our little community here.
I just posted us on my facebook so my 2 friends could see it. LOL!
If you guys could mention us somewhere, it would be much appreciated. I don't have any cookies to give out. But maybe we can come up with something else.
Thanks guys, for everything.