Soldier's Facebook Post Scuppers Army Raid

[Dudette]

An army has jailed a soldier and cancelled a military operation after he published its details on Facebook.

More... (http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Israeli-Soldier-On-Facebook-Army-Calls-Off-Military-Raid-After-Soldier-Reveals-Details-On-Site/Article/201003115567680?f=rss)

[Strong]

Some people just can't keep secrets. For instance did you know Muddy has three nipples. He is thinking of having one surgically removed and donating it to Ed's collection of Unusual Anatomical Curiosities. But, sh!

[Cryren8972]

Don't they screen these people before they make them privy to top secret info? (Yes Strongy, Muddy should have screened you more carefully...that info should NOT be bouncing around in my head, I mean this forum right now)

[Strong]

Well thankfully it ain't bouncing around in mine any more. What can I say but, Thank You for taking that responsibility from me. Now be careful what you do with it, quite frankly it gave me nightmares. :sqeek:

[Cryren8972]

Unfortunately, I'm concerned it may have the same affect on me. Is there an antidote?

[Strong]

Tell someone else in secret!

[Cryren8972]

Who would I tell? I mean...anywhere but here and I'm going to hear "Who's Muddy?'
Facebook?
I could make a sign! A "Muddy has Three Nipples" sign...

[Cryren8972]

Uh oh...Domino affect! Now I'm wondering what else he has three of...
Erase! Erase!

[Brian]

Almost as bad as the wife of the future head of MI6 giving out details on facebook

[Muddy]

Guess where my third nipple is.

[Strong]

Pickle jar?

[Cryren8972]

Guess where my third nipple is.

ERASE! ERASE! :smash: