Woof Justice: Vote On Lawyers For Animals

[Dudette]

They say every dog has its day - and in Switzerland every dog may soon be able to have its day in court.

More... (http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Swiss-Vote-On-Lawyers-For-Animals-Referendum-Over-Pet-Representation/Article/201003115568626?f=rss)

[Strong]

Actually no, the Swiss voted against this nonsense.

[Cryren8972]

And lawyers everywhere are heartbroken...

[Strong]

So they should be in my opinion, they get paid enough :sqwink:

[Zap]

Wouldn't you want to be a fly on the wall for the initial consultation between a dog and their lawyer?
How would that conversation go?

[Cryren8972]

The animal psychics would be coming out of the woodwork!

[Strong]

Wouldn't you want to be a fly on the wall for the initial consultation between a dog and their lawyer?
How would that conversation go?

Let's hope they don't resort to smelling each other's butts :sqeek:

[Muddy]

Lawyer: "We'll never win. Piss on it."
Dog: "I did."

[Cryren8972]

Lawyer: "We'll never win. Piss on it."
Dog: "I did."

Lawyer: "But I'll be happy to try for a $1500 retaining fee.

[Muddy]

Certainly not the first bitch to ever hire a lawyer.