Random things about us

[krisma5]

Tell something random about yourself...

[krisma5]

my favorite color is silky brown.

[Muddy]

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

[Muddy]

Oh...you said "random".

[krisma5]

D U H !

[krisma5]

I like spinach

[krisma5]

and NO... I'm not Popeye!

[Atom]

I used to collect whitetail deer antlers.

[julien_simon]

I saved my sister's life when I was 8

[krisma5]

How did you do that?

[julien_simon]

she was choking on honey candies. She took two at the same time, they stuck together and went down her throat. she was becoming all blue.


I smashed her really hard in the back and she spat them.

I heard it is really to do that because it could have make the candies fall even further, making them harder to remove with the heimlich method. (spelling?)

but it worked at that time so who cares??

[krisma5]

Good shot!

[julien_simon]

the best thing is that I enjoyed the smacking!

I tried again later but she was quite taller than me so she fought back. I only got away with it that one time.

[krisma5]

I threw a high heeled shoe at my brother and hit him in the back of the neck. He never let me forget it!

[krisma5]

I need only three more posts to reach 500!!

[julien_simon]

I'm going sailing in a vanguard (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&um=1&sa=1&q=vanguard+sailboat&aq=f&oq=&aqi=&start=0).

I demasted last week in a hobie 16 (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&um=1&ei=mUCQSprzPIfaswOK7MEH&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=hobie+16&spell=1&start=0).

(easy jokes coming up? ;) )

[Atom]

I'm going sailing in a vanguard (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&um=1&sa=1&q=vanguard+sailboat&aq=f&oq=&aqi=&start=0).

I demasted last week in a hobie 16 (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&um=1&ei=mUCQSprzPIfaswOK7MEH&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=hobie+16&spell=1&start=0).

(easy jokes coming up? ;) )Who is the kid that baits the hooks on these deep sea fishing excursions? Why de master bater, of course.

[krisma5]

That is cool! I love sailing. The last time I went sailing, was YEARS ago on my brothers boat. It eventually sank. NOT my fault! I wasn't on it at the time.

[krisma5]

I just made my 500!!!!! WOHOO! I'm going to bed now. that was a long day....

[Atom]

Nice one.
Good night.

[Zap]

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
Loved that joke.


I just made my 500!!!!! WOHOO! I'm going to bed now. that was a long day....
Congrats!

[ewomack]

I once ruined a scene in a Hollywood movie starring Matthew Modine. Don't worry, you've never seen or even heard of this one. It didn't even get enough exposure to flop.

[Zap]

I once lived with 2 exotic dancers.

[tsdesigns]

My work was published in a book when I was 16/17...

[Strong]

I once set fire to a bed with my sister and my two nephews asleep on it. Total accident, they never let me forget! Don't play with lighters and match box cars at the same time children!!!

[Strong]

My work was published in a book when I was 16/17...

Oh you have to mention the book!?!

[Zap]

I once set fire to a bed with my sister and my two nephews asleep on it. Total accident, they never let me forget! Don't play with lighters and match box cars at the same time children!!!

Lighters + Match box cars = Not Good!

Lighters + Matches = Good!

Got it!

[Strong]

Last time my mother used me a delivery boy for my dad's lighter!

[Cryren8972]

I won first place poet in college.

[ewomack]

I have non-functioning nipples.

[Strong]

My thumbs are double jointed.

[Brian]

I spent 2 summers in Mexico building an orphanage when I was in grade school

[Cryren8972]

I spent 2 summers in Mexico building an orphanage when I was in grade school

How awesome is that?! Congrats for being a part of something special. :sqbiggrin:

[Brian]

How awesome is that?! Congrats for being a part of something special. :sqbiggrin:

It certainly shaped my view of the world at a young age and I credit it for me choosing anthropology as a major :sqbiggrin:

[tsdesigns]

Oh you have to mention the book!?!

Amazon.com: Hacking MySpace: Mods and Customizations to make MySpace Your Space (ExtremeTech) (9780470045848): John Pospisil: Books (http://www.amazon.com/Hacking-MySpace-Customizations-Space-ExtremeTech/dp/0470045841/ref=ntt_at_ep_dpi_1)

I say work...it was more just something I did in my spare time (customizing myspace pages). Theres a whole damn chapter on my stuff though! :3biggrin:

[Cryren8972]

Amazon.com: Hacking MySpace: Mods and Customizations to make MySpace Your Space (ExtremeTech) (9780470045848): John Pospisil: Books (http://www.amazon.com/Hacking-MySpace-Customizations-Space-ExtremeTech/dp/0470045841/ref=ntt_at_ep_dpi_1)

I say work...it was more just something I did in my spare time (customizing myspace pages). Theres a whole damn chapter on my stuff though! :3biggrin:

:sqeek: I'm impressed!

[tsdesigns]

I was just looking at the amazon look inside this book thing and you can see it if you have an account (search for my name - Nick Edwards)

[julien_simon]

Amazon.com: Hacking MySpace: Mods and Customizations to make MySpace Your Space (ExtremeTech) (9780470045848): John Pospisil: Books (http://www.amazon.com/Hacking-MySpace-Customizations-Space-ExtremeTech/dp/0470045841/ref=ntt_at_ep_dpi_1)

I say work...it was more just something I did in my spare time (customizing myspace pages). Theres a whole damn chapter on my stuff though! :3biggrin:

nicely done!

[pctec]

I used to drive 4 strippers to their show every Thursday night... One of the perks was a free show. It got boring quickly however...

I have to tell ye, getting home at 4Am and then having two hours of sleep before getting up for work sucked!

[Muddy]

I built the Wall of China when I was three.

[julien_simon]

very impressive.

It almost made my Eiffel tower look like a joke

[ewomack]

I was born with French-braided pubic hair.

[iowadawg]

I lick my eyebrows.

Gene Simmons is puny compared to my tongue.

[pctec]

My left testicle is sensitive so please try not to upset it :D

[vectro]

My work was published in a book when I was 16/17...

Cool stuff.

I've been to Australia twice.

[pctec]

vectro, what kind of music is this?
Free album written and produced by me - What Side Are You On?

I would simply download it and take a listen, but that damn 56k is a hindrance to me...

[vectro]

I edited my sig to make it more clear. It's electronic music, basically a mix of ambient and industrial. It isn't dance/trance music.

[pctec]

:) Ok

[pctec]

I believe Irish Spring is made for a man, but I like it too!

[robjones]

I built the Wall of China when I was three.

I invented the skylight AND patterned wallpaper at about the same age. My uncle left a loaded shotgun in the corner of a tin-roof cabin at the dairy. Mom got pretty pissed off at him for it. Oddly I never get credit for either invention. May have to become a Wikipedia editor to correct this.


btw - Ya look damned good for a guy that's 2000 years old.
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[iowadawg]

Thread should be renamed:

The Tall Tales of Demented People

You all are demented I say!!!!

[ewomack]

I had to eat nuns to escape from the evil convent from which monks with three heads took me after I won a talent contest by touching my forked tongue to both outstretched underknees at once...

[vectro]

I was almost eaten by zombie nuns.

[Muddy]

btw - Ya look damned good for a guy that's 2000 years old.
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Thankee!

[Muddy]

I had to eat nuns to escape from the evil convent from which monks with three heads took me after I won a talent contest by touching my forked tongue to both outstretched underknees at once...

You and Halo?

[robjones]

I was almost eaten by zombie nuns.

Yeah, those things are a menace.

[Leenkz_Mike]

I once fucked in an elevator

[Muddy]

I once fucked in an elevator

How many floors?

[robjones]

The impressive part is how he managed to sneak the cow onto it in the first place.

[Leenkz_Mike]

It was quite difficult, but I managed! LOL

[CountryBoy]

I once fucked in an elevator

I once fucked an elevator... and had to wait 30 minutes to be rescued.

[Leenkz_Mike]

dont you hate that?? ! LOL

[ewomack]

I have never fucked in an elevator...

[tsdesigns]

I have never fucked in an elevator...

Neither have I. I still have lots of time though.

[pctec]

I threw up on an airplane when I was 4 years old... I have not been on one since...

[robjones]

I once fucked in an elevator


I once fucked an elevator... and had to wait 30 minutes to be rescued.

And I just wanna say in a very non-judgmental way that you make a very lovely couple and we all wish you much happiness.

[Sami4u]

Hi,

Now this is a different thread.

I'll plead the 5th.

Sami

[Muddy]

Hi,

Now this is a different thread.

I'll plead the 5th.

Sami

Floor?

[Atom]

I can whistle two different notes at the same time.

[Muddy]

Cry's gonna like that one!

[Atom]

Why?

[Muddy]

Actually I'm so behind over here...is it still you and Cry or is it you and Sami again? Or is there someone new? lol!

[Atom]

Huh?

Muddy I'm talking about whistling musical notes. :3confused:

[Muddy]

With your clearly very dexterous lips, right?

[Atom]

Oh, lol. No, one of the notes is produced by the lips and one by the throat.

[Muddy]

Oh! lol! Well never mind then. But congratulations though!

[Atom]

Thanks. It's not that hard, it's just a matter of constricting throat muscles while whistling so that a tone emanates from there as well as the lips. The amount of constriction determines the pitch, as with the lips.

[Atom]

Actually I would like to retract "as with the lips" in the post above, I've just realized that lip constriction is not what changes the pitch... that only applies to the throat note.

[Muddy]

*pictures Atom alone in the house, practicing double note whistling in front of his computer*

[Atom]

You tried it, didn't you, tell the truth lol.

It's weird, you just whistle a note then flex your throat till you start to hear a different note. You can adjust the volume of the throat note but there's only one pitch to that note, whereas you can vary the pitch that the mouth/lip note produces.

[Sami4u]

Floor?

Hi

Fifth Amendment to the United States Constitution - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution)

Sami

[Ferre]

I've been smoking hash and weed every day since more than thirty years.

...just sayin' :sqlaugh:

[Brian]

I've been smoking hash

I wish that was more readily available around these necks of the woods. When it does come around it is delightful but it's rare :(

[Muddy]

Hi

Fifth Amendment to the United States Constitution - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution)

Sami

I know...I was just joking as usual. :sqbiggrin:

[Muddy]

You tried it, didn't you, tell the truth lol.

Yes I confess. I succeeded in getting a cramp in one of those little muscles in your throat.

[Brian]

Yes I confess. I succeeded in getting a cramp in one of those little muscles in your throat.

I get a cramp on the left side of my throat all the time. I once had it happen in the middle of an intersection in Boston and the pain froze me in place... not a good spot to be in:P

[pctec]

Sometimes I get weirded out by some of the question Canadian Blood Services ask you when you give blood...

I kid you not.. one of the questions on the form is "Have you ever worked with monkeys or their bodily fluids?".

[ewomack]

I work for a neurological organization...

[Strong]

Sometimes I get weirded out by some of the question Canadian Blood Services ask you when you give blood...

I kid you not.. one of the questions on the form is "Have you ever worked with monkeys or their bodily fluids?".

That is actually an important question. If you have, you may have contracted some infection from those damn monkeys. Remember HIV was first seen in monkeys. Many diseases can and do cross the species barrier. If you are infected and your blood is given to someone else, guess what ...

That's right! They turn into some sort of super hero with super monkey powers that allows them to climb tall buildings, destroy car aerials and be able to throw their own poo great distances, at unsuspecting on lookers. :3shocked:

[pctec]

hehehe

There was yet another one I found strange... "Have you ever had sex with a man since 1977?"...

I guess it was not risky in the least in 1976 :D

I thought, wholie crap lady, I was only 11 years old in 1977...

[Strong]

Didn't Star Wars come out in 1977? Not sure what the connection could be. Maybe they are only interested in those that have had sex with men post Star Wars.

Or it might have something to do with gay monkey sex ...

But seriously folks, didn't the whole HIV thing raise it's pustule covered head around then. Maybe gay sex pre-Star Wars wasn't so fraught with risk. :sqconfused:

[ewomack]

They could reword the question as such:

"Have you had a role playing sexual fantasy involving Princess Leia or Darth Vader?"

That would clinch it... and would probably mean we're all doomed...

[Sami4u]

Hi,


"Have you ever had sex with a man since 1977?"...


:sqbiggrin:


They could reword the question as such:

"Have you had a role playing sexual fantasy involving Princess Leia or Darth Vader?"

That would clinch it... and would probably mean we're all doomed...


I'm doomed :sqfrown:

LOL :sqbiggrin:

Sami

[ewomack]

^ you want people to come to your sites, well, there you go, there you go... :sqwink:

[Sami4u]

^ you want people to come to your sites, well, there you go, there you go... :sqwink:

Hi,

Not a small enough niche I feel.

:sqlaugh:

Sami

[Muddy]

hehehe

There was yet another one I found strange... "Have you ever had sex with a man since 1977?"...

I guess it was not risky in the least in 1976 :D

I thought, wholie crap lady, I was only 11 years old in 1977...

Well, were you Catholic?

[pctec]

Well, were you Catholic?

Nope, but I pee'd behind a church once...

[pctec]

Here is another random fact about "me"... I hope no one sees me in a different light over it...

I once had a shitty job selling insurance door to door and I got so depressed over it I stared at the ocean for hours deciding if it was just easier to walk in and let the current take me away... monkey suit and all...

It would have been a waste of a really nice suit however...

[Muddy]

Nope, but I pee'd behind a church once...

I thought you were gonna say "No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."


Ff9soPDP7Pc

[Muddy]

Here is another random fact about "me"... I hope no one sees me in a different light over it...

I once had a shitty job selling insurance door to door and I got so depressed over it I stared at the ocean for hours deciding if it was just easier to walk in and let the current take me away... monkey suit and all...

It would have been a waste of a really nice suit however...

Well I for one am glad you didn't ruin that suit.

[ewomack]

I once handed out coupons at a store for items the store didn't carry... one of those weekend college temp jobs... people were VERY confused, as was I... right out of Kafka... or the Marx Brothers...

[pctec]

LOL

So the point was what? To get as many pissed off people into a store as possible in hopes they would buy other crap they didn't need?

[ewomack]

If that was the goal it worked. About a dozen people came up to me and said "Hey! You don't even carry these products! What's the point?" All I could say was "sorry." Then they would complain to the manager and I'd hear nothing more about it. Two days of surreal retail.

[kristeejo]

is this an indexed thread?

[Atom]

Yes.
I'm sorry.

[ewomack]

:sqeek::sqeek::sqeek::sqeek::sqeek::sqeek::sqeek:

What was that!??!?!

That guy had his head RIGHT IN HER CROTCH!!!! WHOA!!!!!

[Muddy]

She posted a pic in another forum that had she posted here would have incited a riot!

[Sami4u]

Hi,

Night time only gotta get buy one person.

I win

Sami

[Muddy]

*chortles*

[Sami4u]

Hi,

Ooops wrong tab LOL

Sami

[Muddy]

My BTW issue is fixed you forget! lol!

[ewomack]

Wouldn't it be more convenient to have the mouth and anus right next to each other? That way you could really monitor what was coming in and going out... there would be multitudinous advantages...

[Muddy]

Man drinking: "Aaaaahhhggg"
"What's the matter Bob?"
"Wrong pipe! Wrong pipe!"

[ewomack]

^ and think of the great new opportunities for comedy!!

I think I'm on to a new dimension in intelligent design...

[Muddy]

CFCywwMj_uA

[ewomack]

I still haven't seen Family Guy. I'm too busy posting here.

[pctec]

I get vertigo when I look down at the top of my own head... weird...

[ewomack]

It's what God sees when He thinks "Hmmmm... should I smite him?"

[pctec]

The arrogance of him...