Strongy's Lonely Thread

[Strong]

Man, this time zone thing sucks! Everybody is asleep and there is no one to play with. I need to find some members in my own time zone.

Strongy need someone to talk too. :sqconfused:

[Strong]

I just had a brilliant idea involving Klingons and the YMCA. It was funny, so much so I wet my pants a tiny little bit.

A joke that makes you incontinent isn't funny in my humble opinion.

BTW I think that would make a great name for a chat forum. BTWIMHO :sqbiggrin:

[Strong]

These two are wet underwear funny!

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[Strong]

Frankie Boyle is bad, rude and says the most outrageous things!!!

Be warned!

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[Zap]

Man, this time zone thing sucks! Everybody is asleep and there is no one to play with. I need to find some members in my own time zone.

If you happen to know any.... :sqbiggrin:

[Strong]

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Well I left a message for Rank, but he is way too busy these days. And some of the weirdos I know would scare you, hell they scare me.

[krisma5]

I'm on this side! I was just at work today....

Those are too funny Strongy! Great! :pound:

[Strong]

Yeah, I know you and Ferre are around. I was just being silly.

Frankie Boyle shocks even me sometimes!

[julien_simon]

I'll be back in France for 3 weeks in September to get my anual quota of cheese in my system so we'll play often then.

[Muddy]

I'll be back in France for 3 weeks in September to get my anual quota of cheese in my system so we'll play often then.

You need cheese? Just read my posts.

[krisma5]

I'll be back in France for 3 weeks in September to get my anual quota of cheese in my system so we'll play often then.

Where are you now?

[krisma5]

Oh, wait.... do I really want to know?

[julien_simon]

Where are you now?

in Vancouver, have been here for almost 3 years now

[krisma5]

That's what she said.

[julien_simon]

I don't get this one...?

[krisma5]

I'm just bored, and waisting time.

[julien_simon]

that what she said, when I walked in the room.

[ewomack]

When a tsumani wave of insomnia hits me, I'm around. I may not respond in an entirely articulate manner, but neither do most celebrities or politicians... and people like them...

[julien_simon]

When a tsumani wave of insomnia hits me, I'm around. I may not respond in an entirely articulate manner, but neither do most celebrities or politicians... and people like them...

that's awesome!

[ewomack]

Merci beaucoup, Monsieur. J'aime les poulets. Oui?

[Muddy]

Quite possibly the funniest guy I've ever heard!


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[Strong]

Dara is brilliant! I'll have to check those out tomorrow! Thanks Muddy, it'll keep me busy :sqlaugh:

[Muddy]

Thanks to you for introducing him in this thread! I'd never heard him before. Truly one of the best. Each of those videos picks up precisely where the last left off, you don't miss a beat.

[ewomack]

Headsets have been such a boon to comedy - I remember Bill Cosby and George Carlin carrying around those huge fluffy phallic mics. Now comedy is HANDS FREE!!!

[Strong]

They use them in the theatres over here too. It looks like they have been picking their nose in the wind at times.

[ewomack]

What I don't understand is how they handle coughs and sneezes... I think some have little "off" switches on belt cords or something... a microphone you could at least move well away... but a thing attached to your head is precarious... or an uncontrollable belch could wipe out and entire theater...

[Strong]

They probably have little electric gizmos that filter out harmful, murderous, crowd killing frequencies caused by belching and the odd stray sneeze. There must be else they face the prospect of wiping out their fan base by accident.

You could have a vengeful comic sabotage a fellow comic's career with a box of snuff.

Now that would make an interesting whodunit!

[Strong]

Thanks for those links Muddy. I have seen that show before, but it was great to watch it again. Dara really engages with his audience. A funny, funny man!

[Ferre]

Here's a Dutch comedian, Hans Teeuwen, in London...

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The entire show is here; YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=00C789D5AE2C33F3)

[Muddy]

I can't get enough of this guy!

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[Strong]

We get to see rather a lot of him over here. He hosts a weekly comedy programme called Mock The Week, which you can find on You Tube as well. As the host he doesn't get to say much, the other comics do most of the jokes.

[ewomack]

That's a strange progression: you spend a career being a funny comic so you can host a show where you let other people be funny. Entertainment is a strange gig.

[Muddy]

Maybe it's all about the money.

[ewomack]

I can't believe you said something so outrageous... entertainers are NEVER in it for the money... oh the nerve..

[Strong]

That's a strange progression: you spend a career being a funny comic so you can host a show where you let other people be funny. Entertainment is a strange gig.

He started off as a children's TV presenter and eventually went into comedy. He now combines the presenting with the comedy. He still gets to chip in with his own observations as well. And he still does stand up as well I think.

[ewomack]

Andy Kaufman started out on kid's tv, too. I never saw the footage, though. I imagine some kids are still recovering...

[Strong]

LOL! He was the guy in Taxi wasn't he. Funny guy, but a bit crazy by all accounts.

[Muddy]

Yeah, he was another hilarious one. Dead now.

[ewomack]

Why are all the funny people dead?

[ewomack]

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[Muddy]

"The reign of error." (http://wimp.com/standup/)

[ewomack]

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[Strong]

That was incredibly brave. To get up on stage when that is all you've got. The guy had guts!

[Strong]

One of my favourite bands. Ali decided to go his own way now.

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[julien_simon]

I understood why you had a lonely thread today, when everybody was sleeping ;)

[Strong]

Yeah, we need some more Europeans. Although Krisma and Ferre are sometimes around. It feels like I'm talking to myself half the time. I tend to catch up on the videos various people post.

And now to dinner.

[Muddy]

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[ewomack]

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[ewomack]

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[ewomack]

^ I had never seen a clip of Kaufman playing Clifton...

[Atom]

I think there may be some residual religicism present, causing me to never really feel alone. That's weird.

[ewomack]

That's awful. Have you tried Vick's?

[Atom]

Yes, the Vicks Vaporub, and it only intensified it. I ended up having to use a highly toxic surfactant to remove it.

Speaking of Vicks, the scent of Vicks Vaporub steaming away in it's special little vaporizer is one of the earliest aromas that I can recall, me mum used to put it to the kiddies when we had colds. That is some rather nasty stuff.

[Zap]

Yes, the Vicks Vaporub, and it only intensified it. I ended up having to use a highly toxic surfactant to remove it.

Speaking of Vicks, the scent of Vicks Vaporub steaming away in it's special little vaporizer is one of the earliest aromas that I can recall, me mum used to put it to the kiddies when we had colds. That is some rather nasty stuff.

Same here. Was a staple around my house.

[Muddy]

It was Mentholatum for me. Rubbed on the chest and back.

[Muddy]

Why are all the funny people dead?

You're not...are you?

[julien_simon]

You're not...are you?

don't ask! don't ask!!

you crazy fool!!

what have you dooooone??

[ewomack]

I have risen from the grave to eat the spleens of the living...

moan...

moan...

You still all have your spleens, right? If not I'll have to fine another forum...

moan...

moan...

[julien_simon]

blah.

[Strong]

I have risen from the grave to eat the spleens of the living...

moan...

moan...

You still all have your spleens, right? If not I'll have to fine another forum...

moan...

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Do you work for the IRS?

[ewomack]

No no... moan... not blah...

[Atom]

blah is the last sound you hear emanating from one who's spleen was just removed.

[ewomack]

Wow... you're undead too!!! Cool!

[krisma5]

HEY! I just noticed that you all have two green bars on your name and I only have one. What's the deal?

[Atom]

HEY! I just noticed that you all have two green bars on your name and I only have one. What's the deal?You need to post more wittily, so that people will thank or green rep your posts more. I have only one as well, will you marry me?

[krisma5]

No, but I'll fluff your pillow....

[Atom]

Ok just checking. Yes that'll be fine. Thank you. One question, are you willing to split the cost of the plane tickets?

[krisma5]

only if I get to tour the states on your ticket.

[Atom]

I want a divorce.

[krisma5]

Ok, but think about the alimony...

[Atom]

Ok maybe we can work something out, let me sleep on it.

[Muddy]

Ok maybe we can work something out, let me sleep on it.

That sounds painful.

[Atom]

Barking dogs are distracting me again. I sometimes think that they simply want attention, I'll go out and say hi, but only because god exists, otherwise I wouldn't bother.

[julien_simon]

I bought my green bar off of Zap.

I paid him with a green card.

Green Giant was our witness and is willing to crush any of us who will take unexpected vacations.

Hulk was watching too but was bystander. And bisexual. with a green suit.

[ewomack]

Those are my Chiclets. Please don't masticate them. I'm saving them for a very special day with some very special animals...

[Strong]

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[Strong]

I have no friends on Facebook. Meh.

Just checking it out, probably won't do much there, can't see the point.

[Strong]

Did I tell you I like boiled peanuts?

Washed, lightly salted and cooked in a pressure cooker for 20 minutes. Nutty, salty goodness in a shell.

If you don't know me, don't worry, I'm not gay or anything. You know the salty goodness thing. As Freud said, "Sometimes the cigar is just a cigar".

It would probably piss my wife off no end if I were. I like boobs and pussy too much to be gay. A night of sex with the wife and boiled peanuts as a light snack after would be my idea of an idyllic night in.

[Strong]

I want to write something but I'm all out of ideas. I'm a bit like a pin ball machine these days, I need others to bounce off. I used to just get ideas for fun, but my imagination needs a trigger today.

[Strong]

I'm gonna keep typing till my fingers bleed or someone posts a reply damnit!

[Strong]

Okay, just kidding.

[Strong]

I wish it was summer. I've got an idea. I fancy covering myself in honey and seeing how many bees I can piss off.

[Strong]

My mind is buzzing around all over the place tonight. It must be those Americans beating the Canadians at ice hockey in the Winter Olympics. I was hoping it would annoy Zap so I could wind him up a bit, but alas he is way too cool for that. Damn Canadians, it must be all the snow in Winter.

[Strong]

I don't think Watley will ever stick his head around the door. I wonder when it would be appropriate to ditch the Humorfeed link in my signature. I could do it now, he'll never know. :sqwink:

[Strong]

I fancy some more music now, what keyword could I use to search youtube do you think. I'm gonna go with bees, its the closest thing I have to a theme in these posts.

Would you believe it, I got Beethoven Symphony No. 9. That search is a bit suspect me thinks.
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[Strong]

I give up, my fingers are never gonna bleed. Maybe I need some dinner!

Polite conversationalists would say I should use the word supper or tea, but fuck it, I'm going with dinner. As Bart used to say, they can eat my shorts if they don't like it.

[Muddy]

*ALERT* *ALERT*

Atom has hacked into Strongy's account!

[Zap]

*ALERT* *ALERT*

Atom has hacked into Strongy's account!

Damn! You beat me to it. LOL!

[ewomack]

I think we will all slowly turn into Atom... and that will be a good thing...

[pctec]

I think Strong needs a hug and a cookie...

[Strong]

If this is you, then yes! Yes please!!!

[Zap]

If this is you, then yes! Yes please!!!

But she doesn't have any cookies... just milk.

[Strong]

Sorry, I was momentarily distracted by her charming smile. I'm diabetic, I can live without the cookies.

[Zap]

Sorry, I was momentarily distracted by her charming smile. I'm diabetic, I can live without the cookies.

Is she smiling? I hadn't noticed.

[Strong]

I think she has a bubbly personality, she certainly appears to be very buoyant.

[pctec]

If this is you, then yes! Yes please!!!

My tits are not quite as supple...

[Muddy]

I know. Yours are rather firm.

[Strong]

My tits are not quite as supple...

Are they covered in hairs, cos I can't stand that? I hate when they get stuck between your teeth.

[pctec]

Just the nipples...

[Strong]

Errrr, perhaps just the cookie then :sqwink:

[Strong]

Dara O Briain, my fav. comic of the moment, writes a football sports column in the Guadian, he watched the Arsenal game the other day and ended up burning his foot with pasta. Ended up in A&E.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2010/feb/20/dara-o-briain-arsenal

[ewomack]

Augh! I missed a nipple discussion... let's get back to that...

[pctec]

They were my nipples... you didn't miss much brother...

[Muddy]

Ed, apparently they're hairy so when he gets cold they look like bottle brushes.

[ewomack]

Ok. I will continue on with my life adventure then.