Goodnight!

[Strong]

Oh sweet John Cleese we have a good morning thread and we don't have a goodnight thread. People come on! Didn't you notice the Universe was out of wack!

Thankfully I seem to have caught the problem just in time, hopefully the Universe and Google will not notice!

[Muddy]

Whew!

[Muddy]

It's only a little after 11:30 there, you hittin' the sack already? lol!

[Atom]

Goodnight.


Hey how come my spell checker allows me to put those two words together? This is one crazy world ain't it?

[Strong]

OK, what is this thread for?

Well the day has been a strange one, full of chess games, TV, underpants, crying and not enough hot tea for my liking. But I managed to scrape through and I got to the end of it and now, after a scrumptious cup and a quick gander at BTWIMHO, I'm off to bed to make wild, passionate smoochy noises with my delightful other half. But not to worry I have a license for such vulgarity.

And just in case you were wondering, no I won't be thinking of any of you. Except maybe Julien. Well, can you blame me, he is French you know :3wink:


Muddy: see above with the smooching reference.
Atom: It looks like maybe I was a little too late with this thread.

[Atom]

Oh yeah, Atom comes on and it's time for bed, yeah I get it.


Wanker!

[Muddy]

Doesn't sound like he'll be one tonight.

[Atom]

Don't believe everything you hear, son.

[Muddy]

Well...OK...I was thinking the same thing. Sorry Strongy. lol!

[Atom]

Poor Strongy. He's always trying to affirm his masculinity. I suspect he'll grow out of it one day.


LLOOLL!

[Strong]

Checks pants to reaffirm his dick! Mmm... Feels good.

[ewomack]

I let my wife handle all reaffirmation.

[Strong]

Oh my! It is nearly tomorrow and I'll have to say good morning before I've said goodnight if I hang around here much longer.

Ah, to sleep, perhaps to dream, mayhap to snuggle. That probably means she'll knee me in the groin by accident.

Night all!

[Zap]

Night, Dude.

[ewomack]

It's morning here but night elsewhere. Night all of those on different parts of this big dirty sphere.

[Strong]

The Big Dirty Sphere keeps turning, which is really quite fortunate for us, if it didn't we might all fall off. By fall obviously I mean float off into space. Boy would that confuse the birds, they wouldn't know what the hell was happening.

Well I'm off to bed and the Land of Nod, where everybody nods off to sleep at the drop of a hat. Which seems a little backwards to me, but there you go.

I better ramble off to bed before my rambling send you all to sleep. Night all.

[julien_simon]

night strongy!

[Zap]

Good night Strongman.

[Muddy]

Sleep well Strong!

[ewomack]

Why do I keep posting in this thread in the morning? I must have diurnal issues.

[Strong]

Maybe your an inverse vampire?

[ewomack]

So I spray blood rather than suck it? Hmmm... that would be awesome...

[Strong]

No time got to go. Wife about to cut me off. Explain tomorrow. Night! :)

[Muddy]

Wife about to cut me off.

That sounds perfectly terrifying no matter what was meant!

See ya tomorrow...er...at least most of you. Unless of course you meant she was cutting you off "that way", in which case see ya tomorrow Mr. Grumpy.

[ewomack]

Let us know how the cutting went and how it affected your voice's pitch.

[Muddy]

O0dybAaZWuI

[Atom]

Yes, we know you're not gay and that only monkeys masturbate, good night!

[Strong]

You guys....!

The cable box that the computer is connected to is down stairs, the computer is upstairs. So she was coming upstairs to bed, and we switch everything off as a rule. Thus we save hundreds of pounds by not leaving all the electrical stuff down stairs on standby. So when I said she was about to cut me off, I was of course referring to the internet connection via the cable box gizmo/modem.

She had her finger over the button, so I had little time to make my departure from the ethereal realm of the webymathingy known!

I know, it was a little melodramatic. Sorry!

[Atom]

lol..

[Strong]

OK, I need to hit the sack. Got a funny eye test at the hospital tomorrow. Nothing to worry about. Retinal photographs, linked to the diabetes, yearly thing. I'll be out of action till after lunch probably. They put these drops in your eye to dilate your iris. Everything is blur for hours after, until it wears off.

Night all.

[Muddy]

Oh no you don't, you have to post while your eyes are dilated. This is gonna be great!

[Muddy]

Night Strongster.

[ewomack]

I think you should post with dilated pupils. It would have a conceptual art sort of feel. Perhaps you could get a grant?

[Muddy]

Yeah, everyone needs a grant (http://home.nps.gov/ulsg/images/Grant_2.jpg).

[ewomack]

I'm trying to get a grant for my tapdancing and farting presentations...



...ok, I stole that example from Kurt Vonnegut, but it was worth stealing...

[Muddy]

Anything he says is worth stealing.

I mean said. :(

[ewomack]

Way to bring us down... geeeez...

:sqfrown:

[Muddy]

:lepfrown:

[ewomack]

Yes, you should pout like a bulbous leprechaun...

[Muddy]

Now who's peeking in whose windows?

[julien_simon]

Now who's peeking in whose windows?

this guy is xTrI5H_5qWw

[krisma5]

Why the heck was he/she laughing so much?

[ewomack]

Wow. Very happy people.

[Muddy]

The best part of waking up
Is Johnny Walker in my cup.

[ewomack]

I prefer the naughty version...

[Strong]

Well I'm hitting the bed boys and girls, it's a school day on the other side of the Land of Nod.

[Atom]

e double r oh argh.

[Muddy]

Good night, good night and we'll see you tomorrow!

[Atom]

Good night? It's always good night with you, cut the crap and let's get with the progrum!

That's the way thay pernounce it down here in the south. Progrum. But only the sophisticated southerners. The rest of course exaggerate the a.

[Atom]

I can only hope, that this information has been helpful.

[Atom]

Good night, my love.

[Atom]

Sure, I may be making a mistake not putting the words good and night together, but I have to make a decision here!

[ewomack]

You can't leave me here all alone... my abandonment issues...

[Strong]

Right now, much of the UK is off to sleep. Sometimes I don't want to be the odd one out. Night all.

[Muddy]

Night Strongy!

[ewomack]

Don't leave me here alone with Muddy... he'll make fun of my sex life!!! And you know I can't STAND that alone... noooo... NOOOOOO!!!!

[Muddy]

Can't stand your sex life alone? It's worked this long hasn't it?

[ewomack]

Good point... perhaps everything is okay after all...

[Atom]

LMAO!

[ewomack]

You laughed my ass off too, I think...

[Muddy]

OK then. #60 explains #57. Thank god for a little elucidation up in here.

[ewomack]

I'm glad you're providing color commentary... otherwise we'd be lost...

[Strong]

Too much pleasure is pleasure no more.
Zadig’s Maxim from Voltaire

I'm off to bed. Good night Atom! Goodnight all.
:sqwink:

[Atom]

Good night, Strongy. : )

[ewomack]

If you haven't read Voltaire's Micromegas, then get off your arse and read it now. It's considered by some to be the 1st "science fiction" story since it involves fanciful interplanetary travel. The first quote from a human being will have anyone rolling in their own juices...

But I haven't read Zadig... perhaps I'm the fool? :sqerr:

[ewomack]

Oh, and goodnight Strong. Keep your side of the Greenwich line intact for us. We want Thursday to come normally. It's up to you.

[Strong]

Thanks for the heads up about Micromegas Ed.

I used to live in Greenwich during my degree, so I practically straddled the meridian. We are still very close to it now in fact, just not so close to Greenwich. It seems we are tasked with polishing the line so all those pictures of the Earth can see it. :(

[ewomack]

Did you pop over the line and say "now it's Tuesday!" and then scuttle back and say "now it's Wednesday!" I'm sure the novelty wears off in time...

[Strong]

Well, when you do straddle the line, you feel a wide chasmy feeling between your legs. It is rather strange I must say. Reminiscent of exposing yourself to the Queen I imagine.

[ewomack]

Does it give you a special feeling? I'll have to try that... straddling the Greenwich line... hmmmmmm...

[Strong]

Sleep doth call me to her bosom, what man could resist such temptation.

I'm off to snuggle down. Sweet dreams.

[Muddy]

Nighty night! Tell the wife and MiniStrong goodnight!

[julien_simon]

I'm going to bed as well.

see you all in my dreams

[Zap]

Good night Strongman.

[Muddy]

Night Ju!

[Zap]

Night Julien.

[ewomack]

NIGHT!!!

[ewomack]

That was meant as a warning... as they say in parts of the Amazon... "don't sleep, there are snakes..."

[julien_simon]

is it daytime yet?

Funny nature. [VIDEO] (http://www.wimp.com/funnynature/)

[Strong]

NIGHT!!!

Dude, you woke me up!

My wife knows all about the night snake.

(Yes! I know Atom. :sqwink:)

[Strong]

As I retire this night, my mind ponders that on this day, 15th September 1835, 174 years ago, HMS Beagle, with Charles Darwin aboard, reached the Galápagos Islands. A little piece of history was thus made.

Goodnight.

[Muddy]

Night Strongy. Check this (http://wimp.com/whalefood/) out when you can.

[Atom]

I'll not be baffled by the likes of you, or yourself.

Goodnight.

[ewomack]

As the sun sets on the colonies I gaze in wonder at the horizon and wonder how I can procure canned pope poop...

[Atom]

As I retire this night, my mind ponders that on this day, 15th September 1835, 174 years ago, HMS Beagle, with Charles Darwin aboard, reached the Galápagos Islands. A little piece of history was thus made.

Goodnight.Charles Darwin? I don't think so. It wasn't discovered until 1837 how to make photographic images last more than a month. The man never existed as far as I'm concerned.

[ewomack]

Here's the first photograph ever taken (1826-ish)... is that Charles waving from behind the shed?!? Could be... maybe... ummm...

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2006-07/world-first-photograph-nicephore-niepce.jpg

[julien_simon]

I see Watley in this picture.

[Strong]

Charles Darwin? I don't think so. It wasn't discovered until 1837 how to make photographic images last more than a month. The man never existed as far as I'm concerned.

So nothing existed before 1837. Hmmm... I diagnose temporal short sightedness. Please attach a pair of binoculars to the back of your head three times a day for half of one hour. That should make you think more clearly.

[Atom]

So nothing existed before 1837. (...)I didn't say that.

[Muddy]

I saw the Virgin Mary in that picture.

[Atom]

I am the virgin mary, so, I don't think so.

What you saw was likely the apparition of Jack Daniels.

[Muddy]

Nope, that Jack Daniels lookin' bloke is definitely Watley.

You can clearly see the Virgin Mary, she's standing right next to Leonardo DiCaprio.

[Atom]

Oh shit, you're right. I remember now. Damned fig newtons.

Anyway..

I'm pretty sure that I am somehow the progeny of a virgin. Course that may be something in the pickle juice too, I don't know.

[Muddy]

The reason any of us are here is because there was indeed something in the "pickle juice".

[Atom]

How dare ye blaspheme the brine of the gods with the foul scent of humankind.

[julien_simon]

I feel lonely.
I guess I miss my wife.

I'm going to bed.

See you all tomorrow. Whoever has kidnapped Krisma, I will give 5 funny videos as a ransom.

[Strong]

Goodnight Julien, pleasant dreams. Remember, absence makes the heart grow fonder. Just imagine what the Return Home Sex will be like!

[Atom]

I think that a Desperate Househusbands thread is in order.

[julien_simon]

I think so too. I'm in a weird mood, overtired but can't sleep.

pretty pissy mood to be correct.

thx for the nice word strongy.

[Atom]

A warm glass of goats milk may help.

[julien_simon]

I could try working on some prostate milk. it might keep me busy for a while.

[Atom]

On that I think I would wait for Ed to get back online, just in case something goes wrong.

[julien_simon]

I feel like kicking on of these guys (http://wimp.com/martialarts/)' ass.

or all of them.

com'here boy!

[Atom]

Jeez no wonder you're lonely, where's the chick wrestling vids?

[julien_simon]

On that I think I would wait for Ed to get back online, just in case something goes wrong.

this is a very wise advice.

Perhaps Ed can milk it for me.

[julien_simon]

this one?

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[Atom]

this is a very wise advice.

Perhaps Ed can milk it for me.

I'm sure he'd be delighted but the cost of plane tickets these days is rather exorbitant I think.

[Muddy]

I feel like kicking on of these guys (http://wimp.com/martialarts/)' ass.

or all of them.

com'here boy!

Where the hell did all that take place? And what happened to the girl at the end?

[ewomack]

Sorry I wasn't around for prostate milking consultation... are my plane tickets ready yet, Julien?

[julien_simon]

I sent them via pigeon carrier

[ewomack]

One of those new pigeons they attach to an ICBM? I'll watch for it...

[Muddy]

Thankfully for the pigeon I guess the cold would keep the stink down.

[Strong]

*IOU, place holder for something witty and smart*

Goodnight folks!

[Muddy]

Night Strongy! Say hi to your gang of two!

[Atom]

*IOU, place holder for something witty and smart*

Goodnight folks!Have you tried marijuana?

Night, Strongy.

[julien_simon]

I have tried it with mixed results. I either get no effect, or get so high I vomit feet through my ears and it makes sense.

[Atom]

I have tried it with mixed results. I either get no effect, or get so high I vomit feet through my ears and it makes sense.Well try it with mixed nuts then, and not the ones without peanuts, those are too expensive.

[julien_simon]

last time I did hot knife, my brain flew out of my head, and I was holding it in my hands, trying to figure out how it worked, thinking that once I have discovered how human brains work, I would not be high anymore.

but again I smoke something like twice a year so it has weird effects on me.

[julien_simon]

Atom, dare joining me for a drink?

The plane tickets are on Zap. It's for the good of his forum.

[Atom]

last time I did hot knife, my brain flew out of my head, and I was holding it in my hands, trying to figure out how it worked, thinking that once I have discovered how human brains work, I would not be high anymore.

but again I smoke something like twice a year so it has weird effects on me.Dude I think them PhillyPinos are rubbing off on you, get the hell out of there, pronto.

[Atom]

Atom, dare joining me for a drink?

The plane tickets are on Zap. It's for the good of his forum.Dare? Whatareya disjointed at the hips? I've seen worse.

[julien_simon]

let me rephrase then:

would you mind joining me, dear sir, so that we could drink our faces off and rant all night?

[Atom]

Why certainly not, indeed I think I'd quite enjoy that. What's your room number?

[julien_simon]

room 69

[Atom]

Ok, just hang a cigarillo on the doorknob as I have dyslexia and do not want to become inadvertently embarrassed or possibly slapped.

[julien_simon]

I'll just wait naked in the corridor. You won't miss me.

[Atom]

Ok, just watch out for rapists, I am very impartial to seconds.

[julien_simon]

I am very impartial to seconds.

please define the second part of your sentence.

[Atom]

please define the second part of your sentence.In other words, I dislike sloppy seconds, seconds as in if you've been already had by some other person in a sexual manner.

[Muddy]

Dude I think them PhillyPinos are rubbing off on you, get the hell out of there, pronto.

LOL!!! You've done it again. The wife forced me to explain.

[julien_simon]

I see.

don't worry, I'm as pure as snow white, after she stayed in the middle of nowhere with 7 horny dwarfs.

[julien_simon]

LOL!!! You've done it again. The wife forced me to explain.

just tell your wife I love her. That's all she needs to understand.

[Atom]

LOL!!! You've done it again. The wife forced me to explain.In person your wife would either love me or hate me, I'm not sure which lol.

[julien_simon]

In person your wife would either love me or hate me, I'm not sure which lol.

as would most of the people.

that's what happen when you meet somebody with a strong personality.

[Muddy]

just tell your wife I love her. That's all she needs to understand.

I told her you were as horny as the 7th dwarf. Or somethin'.

Hey, look how many thanks you've given!

[julien_simon]

I told her you were as horny as the 7th dwarf. Or somethin'.

Hey, look how many thanks you've given!

I'm not giving any more thanks :sqlaugh:


What did she reply?

[Muddy]

She asked what you did with the first 6.

[julien_simon]

I exhausted them

[julien_simon]

well...I exhausted 2 and hate the 4 others...I got hungry

[julien_simon]

Alright, it's almost 4, everybody seems buried deeper than a mommy today so I guess I'm gonna to to bed.

stupid offline people!

[julien_simon]

not even a rat, or a even a guest to wish me goodnight back.

Even my cats are sleeping.

what to do? what to do?

[Atom]

Alright, it's almost 4, everybody seems buried deeper than a mommy today so I guess I'm gonna to to bed.

stupid offline people!LOL

I'm downloading your vids, my connection isn't the greatest I guess.

[julien_simon]

well have fun with that. or not.

Have a great evening nevertheless my dear Atom

[Atom]

Ok, goodnight Julien.

[julien_simon]

how depressing is that one?

How choices affect our lives. [VIDEO] (http://www.wimp.com/ourchoices/)

I didn't need that right before going to bed. Now I have to stay up more.

[Atom]

It's amazing how unattractive I appear to myself without dentures. I'd better stay clear of the mirror I guess.

[Strong]

Night Strongy! Say hi to your gang of two!

Will do. :sqbiggrin:



Have you tried marijuana?

Night, Strongy.

I live down wind of Brixton which has a very high population of West Indians from the Caribbean, so I guess it is fair to say I have tried it inadvertently on an almost constant basis. Can you not tell by my posts? :sqwink:

[Strong]

how depressing is that one?

How choices affect our lives. [VIDEO] (http://www.wimp.com/ourchoices/)

I didn't need that right before going to bed. Now I have to stay up more.

That was a great animation, excellent story telling.

[julien_simon]

yeah I was gonna put it in the animation thread but it had to do with going to bed so I stuck it up here.

[julien_simon]

going to Le Havre to visit with grand parents, aunts and uncles, cousins....I'll be back saturday night.


Behave boys!

Girls....well....do whatever the heck you want because you won't listen to me anyway.\

ciao!

[Strong]

Have fun dude! See ya when you get back.

And no, I refuse to behave!

Are you Italian BTW?

[julien_simon]

Have fun dude! See ya when you get back.

And no, I refuse to behave!

Are you Italian BTW?

nope, not an ounce. Why?

[Strong]

It was just the way you ended the last post. I thought Italians said that.

[Muddy]

how depressing is that one?

How choices affect our lives. [VIDEO] (http://www.wimp.com/ourchoices/)

I didn't need that right before going to bed. Now I have to stay up more.

They have cars like that in Romania?

[julien_simon]

they do but we stole that from them.

ciao actually means both hello and goodbye in italian, but just goodbye with "the french way"

[Strong]

OK, goodnight girls and boys, my time zone takes me out of the game! :sqbiggrin:

[Atom]

Well it shouldn't, just post for heaven's sake, never mind sleeping, sleeping is for losers.

[Zap]

Goodnight Strongbow.

http://ifmomsaysok.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/strongbow-6-pack.jpg

[Muddy]

Night Strongylogaster.


http://www.armyofcats.com/strongy.jpg

[ewomack]

That's me on the right... before the operation...

[Strong]

Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, That I shall say good night till it be morrow
Willie Shakespeare

[julien_simon]

night strongy!

[Zap]

Good night Strongy. See you tomorrow.

[ewomack]

I'm off to nappy land myself here soon... I hope I have that dream with the Japanese triplets again (and yes, they were over 18 )...

[Strong]

Were they female sumo wrestlers by any chance? I hope not, cos otherwise we are sharing the same dreams :shock:

[ewomack]

They were thankfully not Sumo wrestlers... they were little bitty, but legal, nymphs. We ate natto together. I shared my story about eating yak momos. They liked it. What a nice dream.

[Strong]

Mine consisted of a great deal of sweaty grappling. It was pleasant in it's own way. Sensual and warm, lots of giggling I think. Although that could have been the mice.

:sqconfused:

[ewomack]

I think I'll take my dream... but if you enjoyed it hey who am I to criticize?

[julien_simon]

should we start a thread about dreams?

We can share them and find explanations for each others.

Free therapy in some sort.

[Strong]

I don't think I want my dreams analysed thank you Julien. I'm mixed up enough without peering too deeply into my own head.

But start the thread, why not!

[julien_simon]

there you go: what did you dream about? - BTWIMHO Chat Forums (http://www.btwimho.com/showthread.php?p=10298#post10298)

[Muddy]

Strongy, I think your dream means that you want to grow a mustache.

[Strong]

I thought it was something about an intractable problem, but you might be right for all I know! Or maybe I've been watching too much lesbian sumo porn again.

[julien_simon]

that's my favorite kind of porn too!

[Atom]

Jeesus Strongy, what do you do, get up, have a cupa and back to bed with ya? *that green bugged eyed smiley there...

[Atom]

Crap...

was I supposed to use two p's?

[Muddy]

Helafino.

[Atom]

I apparently am using the wrong dictionary.

Sounds good though.

[Atom]

It is apparently pretty bad when one does not even give the lees time to settle, one such as myself.

[Strong]

Jeesus Strongy, what do you do, get up, have a cupa and back to bed with ya? *that green bugged eyed smiley there...

Damn good question!

Vegetate is the only answer I have at this time :sqfrown:

[Atom]

Damn good question!

Vegetate is the only answer I have at this time :sqfrown:I will make believe that you did NOT just say that. :sqmad:

[Atom]

:3smile:

[Strong]

I didn't get to where I am today by making all the right turns. :sqbiggrin:

[Atom]

I didn't get to where I am today by making all the right turns. :sqbiggrin:I may have to steal that one from you someday, by then I may have forgotten who had said it so I should be ok. lol

[Strong]

My words are your words Atom. But nobody else is given permission in any shape or form, electronic, verbal or written, by decree of international copyright legislation!

[Muddy]

I may have to steal that one from you someday, by then I may have forgotten who had said it so I should be ok. lol

Could you say that a little more emphatically please?

[Strong]

I'm off to find out what those lesbian sumo wrestlers are up to deep in my subconscious. Pleasant dreams.

[julien_simon]

hopefully your sumo dream will remain with lesbians.

[Atom]

I'm off to find out what those lesbian sumo wrestlers are up to deep in my subconscious. Pleasant dreams.

Good fortnight, may the gods shine down upon you the blessings from above, below and in between the firmament.

[julien_simon]

alright, I'm going to bed as well.

see ya all tomorrow.

kiss kiss

[Atom]

Good night, Jay u el I ee en.

[julien_simon]

Good night basic unit of matter consisting of a dense, central nucleus surrounded by a cloud of negatively charged electrons

[julien_simon]

nice interacting virtually with you tonight

[Atom]

Same here, now skeedaddle, and don't forget to say your prayers.

[ewomack]

I am merely a brain with a cat5 cable shoved into it. For me this is reality.

[Strong]

I didn't get to where I am today by making all the right turns. :sqbiggrin:

John Lennon - Watching the Wheels

[Strong]

I am merely a brain with a cat5 cable shoved into it. For me this is reality.

Hope you have the right port for that, there is nothing worse than sticking a cat5 cable in the wrong i/o port.

[ewomack]

Egad! I had the cat5 in the modem port... no wonder I was watching "America's Got Talent." I replugged it and now I've lost the desire to watch another episode... thanks!!!

[Strong]

I notice you didn't thank me enough for my helpful post. Please replug the cat5 cable into the previous port and continue to watch America's Got Talent. Turn your brain to mush, see if I care.

[krisma5]

I've had a long day and just wanted to say a sweet good night to you all. ♥

[ewomack]

Night! At least your day wasn't marred by voting! :sqwink:

[Zap]

I've had a long day and just wanted to say a sweet good night to you all. ♥

Good night to you too, Krisma.

[Strong]

G'night Krishma! Er ..., sorry but it's time to wake up again.

[Strong]

Goodnight! (http://users.elite.net/runner/jennifers/gnight.htm)

[ewomack]

XQZJXkh88oM

[Strong]

I don't want you to have nightmares but ...

[Ferre]

Dude, that's just wrong! :sqeek:

[Ferre]

I have no words for how wrong that is! :sqfrown:

[Muddy]

Huh, I guess Hassellhoff is a dick.

[julien_simon]

Huh, I guess Hassellhoff is a dick.

that comment was pretty ballsy.

[Strong]

It was originally a gif that kept zooming in on the picture located in the groin area.

I left that bit of information out last night, cos it was just too freaky! You'd never have got to sleep after seeing it. It was mesmerising like a car crash.

[Zap]

It was originally a gif that kept zooming in on the picture located in the groin area.

I left that bit of information out last night, cos it was just too freaky! You'd never have got to sleep after seeing it. It was mesmerising like a car crash.

I've been subjected to it before.

And, yeah, "freaky" is a good way to describe the experience.

[Strong]

You see! Zap has been unable to forget the trauma that is The Hoff!

[Strong]

For peaceful, rapid sleep, perhaps Mr Goodnight has something for us:

His Research (http://www.uvm.edu/~biology/Faculty/Goodnight/Goodnight.html)

[Muddy]

Night Strongy!

[iowadawg]

Reading that site would put any insomniac to sleep....
And doubtless one of the many books listed would do the same.

[Atom]

For peaceful, rapid sleep, perhaps Mr Goodnight has something for us:

His Research (http://www.uvm.edu/~biology/Faculty/Goodnight/Goodnight.html)Um... say what now?

[ewomack]

Somethings cannot be forgiven. "The Facts of Life" is one and posting any underwear pictures of Hasselhoff is another. Ban?

[Strong]

Reading that site would put any insomniac to sleep....
And doubtless one of the many books listed would do the same.


Um... say what now?

Iowadawg got it right, I needed to do some read before bed, what better material to aid restful sleep? :sqbiggrin:



Somethings cannot be forgiven. "The Facts of Life" is one and posting any underwear pictures of Hasselhoff is another. Ban?

I'd ban myself Ed, but what good would that do, I'd only go and post that picture elsewhere. The Pandora's box that is the Hoff has been unleashed, there is no turning back, life will never be the same again. Only the apocalypse can save us now. :sqembarrassed:

[Atom]

Iowadawg got it right, I needed to do some read before bed, what better material to aid restful sleep? :sqbiggrin: (...)The kind that is actually understandable? lol

[Strong]

No, no, no! If you understand it your mind will be thinking about it, sleep will sloth away and hide where you can't find it. There are some reads that act as a natural large wooden mallet, as in all good cartoons from the 50s and indeed the 60s and 70s. (Then those damn psychonutjobs got a hold of them and suddenly you can't trap a cat in a liquidiser and proceed to add the ingredients for a cat and carrot smoothie without them jumping up and down and screaming about how you are the scum of the Earth for harming their precious children's mental and emotional development. BAH! Did me no harm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!).


(Oh can I add 'ing' to my previous post. Just for completeness mind.)

[Atom]

I actually gave that guy's page the good old college try, unfortunately I never attended college so I guess you can guess how that worked out. lol

[Strong]

Sorry dude, it was a nasty little trick.

But there are days when we have to strain and stretch at the seams just to see if we still can. :sqbiggrin:

(Off for a school run, catchya later.)

[Strong]

Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi's birthday apparently, hence google changed their opening page to a picture of the Great Soul, the Mahatma. Gone now of course.

And talking of gone ...

Goodnight John Boy.

[ewomack]

John Boy I am not. I prefer John Man. Makes me feel beefier.

[Muddy]

You probably have an extra mole too, don'tcha?

[ewomack]

Yes.

http://behnnie.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/mole.jpg

[iowadawg]

Why did you show the butt end?

[Muddy]

9Gu_gZ1Xz-U

[ewomack]

Ah... a good ass pounding right before bed...

[iowadawg]

You let your wife do that to you?

[Muddy]

Where did he say wife?

[Strong]

Well it seems it is just me and you Atom, and I'm about to hit the sack. Catch you when dude.

Good night.

[Atom]

Strongy please don't start with the goodnights.

ok j/k, night honey.

[Strong]

Well Muddy gets away with the LOL posts, it's only fair I get the goodnight posts damn it :sqlaugh:

Night all, catch you in time!

[Atom]

Well Muddy gets away with the LOL posts, it's only fair I get the goodnight posts damn it :sqlaugh:

Night all, catch you in time!Well you have a darned good point there actually, night, Strong.

[Atom]

Those commas seem so awkward, is there nothing that we can do about them? Gawd.

[Atom]

Well all I know is it's pretty dang bad when a person has to take Ibuprofen with their homemade wine.

[Atom]

This is not a good sign. Well I guess I won't be marketing it anytime soon.

[iowadawg]

Shortly will have the trick or treaters here....

Yes, tonight is the night in this town, 6 to 8 pm.

Got plenty of candy, and good candy at that....

When wife not looking, snuck some into my pocket.

[Atom]

Shortly will have the trick or treaters here....

Yes, tonight is the night in this town, 6 to 8 pm.

Got plenty of candy, and good candy at that....

When wife not looking, snuck some into my pocket.

Wow that's weird, the town that stole Halloween.

[Muddy]

Night Strongy!

[Muddy]

LOL!

[iowadawg]

Odd here in Iowa...seems about half the towns celebrate halloween tonight and the other half tomorrow night.

Plus here they have an odd way:
The trick or treaters should tell a joke first.

[Atom]

Odd here in Iowa...seems about half the towns celebrate halloween tonight and the other half tomorrow night.

Plus here they have an odd way:
The trick or treaters should tell a joke first.Ok that I never heard of, sounds kind of fun though.

[iowadawg]

It is cute as heck to have little kids barely able to talk try to tell a joke...

[Atom]

I'll bet.

The last time I gave out Halloween candy I was drunk as hell on Canadian Mist, I feel kinda bad about it but no one went hungry.

[Atom]

Jeezus, if I get much drunker, I'll be asking Cry to marry me, or maybe Sami, I'm not sure which yet.

The only problem with getting blasted like this is,

well n/m, trick or treat.

I suspect that's better than saying happy halloween. And by the way, what in the holy hell is so happy about Halloween, that's just weird. Yes I know the hope of full baskets of candy and such, but why isn't there a Halloween god, that's what I want to know.

[Cryren8972]

Jeezus, if I get much drunker, I'll be asking Cry to marry me, or maybe Sami, I'm not sure which yet.



Atom, I'm sorry, I cannot marry you. The most I can offer is solace in a time of need...
take that as you wish.
With Love,
Cryren

[Muddy]

Dear lord, what could be better than that?