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Strong
05-08-2009, 08:34 AM
Hello one and all. I haven't done one of these for quite some time so be gentle with me. You may know me from some other great forums, but if you don't I'm sure we will get to know each other in no time at all.

I'm here for the fun and the ever so sexy girl in the cop outfit. ;)

Zap
05-08-2009, 08:52 AM
Yeah. She's HOT, isn't she? :) Don't want to cross her, though! :eek:

Welcome home, Strongy. And thanks for everything! :D

Strong
05-08-2009, 09:11 AM
I think it will be a pleasure to be here. I'm looking forward to it Zap :D

Muddy
05-08-2009, 01:21 PM
*rubs hands together mischievously*

Strong
05-08-2009, 01:54 PM
Now you cut that out, I ain't letting you any where near me with those hands ;)

fastreplies
06-08-2009, 12:34 PM
Strong,

Are you flirting with female population of this forum, mainly Dudette
Be carefull, she's taken already by Mr. Forum Script

:D

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Strong
06-08-2009, 12:37 PM
Just my luck, all the hot babes are spoken for already :(

fastreplies
06-08-2009, 01:08 PM
Tell me about...
I have the same problem as you my friend. I guess we have to start looking for something else.

I must to admit Zap's avatar is looking enticing
;)

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ewomack
11-08-2009, 06:07 AM
I think my avatar is the most enticing. Maybe I should depict hedgie in a thong?

...hmmmmmm...

Muddy
11-08-2009, 10:57 AM
Hedgie with a wedgie?

fastreplies
11-08-2009, 11:41 AM
So you know, my avatar is watching your avatar....

:)

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Strong
12-08-2009, 02:41 PM
I think my avatar is the most enticing. Maybe I should depict hedgie in a thong?

...hmmmmmm...

Has Hedgie's gender been determined as yet? I mean, you don't want to give an innocent hedgehog a complex now. :sqeek:

Muddy
12-08-2009, 04:39 PM
I've never known a hedgehog to be innocent under any circumstances whatsoever.

Muddy
12-08-2009, 04:39 PM
Now you cut that out, I ain't letting you any where near me with those hands ;)

Fortunately for you, I've just learned about the value of oven gloves.

Strong
12-08-2009, 04:59 PM
A good pair of oven gloves can be used for so many things!

krisma5
13-08-2009, 02:33 AM
yeah, especially for HOT....... things.

ewomack
13-08-2009, 04:47 PM
Has Hedgie's gender been determined as yet? I mean, you don't want to give an innocent hedgehog a complex now. :sqeek:

Hedgie was unfortunately emasculated in a cunning hedgerow accident... I'm afraid we'll never know... makes for good conversation, though...

Muddy
13-08-2009, 04:48 PM
That explains that squeaky voice!

Strong
13-08-2009, 05:38 PM
Hedgie was unfortunately emasculated in a cunning hedgerow accident... I'm afraid we'll never know... makes for good conversation, though...

If he was emasculated, does that mean he was of the male gender? Poor guy! I guess we shouldn't mention it in case it's a prickly subject.

Maybe a friendly Japanese scientist can make him a prosthetic. I hear they do that for dolphins with missing tails or fins. Heck I've heard of a sea turtle that got fake fins/feet. Just so long as they don't turn him into some sort of fertility god or something.

ewomack
17-08-2009, 06:55 PM
He has a prosthetic, but he'd rather not talk about it. It seems his soul fell out one day and this guy in a trench coat walks by and asks him "hey, buddy, wanna buy a new soul?" and Hedgie said "really?" and the rest is history... he hates talking about it which is why I'm going on and on about it...

Atom
15-09-2009, 08:42 AM
Welcome.

ewomack
15-09-2009, 10:00 AM
Yes, welcome Strong! It's about time you made it here!

Muddy
15-09-2009, 10:17 AM
Well...come.

Strong
15-09-2009, 12:28 PM
Yes thank you.

ewomack
15-09-2009, 07:56 PM
The welcomes never cease.

Atom
15-09-2009, 11:08 PM
Hello and welcome. It is nice to have you. If you need anything see my sig. Thanks, and enjoy.

ewomack
15-09-2009, 11:42 PM
Nice sig. Dig it.

julien_simon
16-09-2009, 04:03 AM
wilkomen meine liebe

ich heibe Krisma

Strong
16-09-2009, 04:16 AM
I'm wondering where she is too!

ewomack
16-09-2009, 12:26 PM
We've lost TWO WOMEN!!! What's the deal? Is this board supersaturated with testosterone or something?!?!? Do we need to place some doilies in strategic locations?!?!!?

Muddy
16-09-2009, 12:27 PM
We're such sexist pigs.

Strong
16-09-2009, 12:59 PM
I saw her around earlier today, but I don't think she posted. :sqfrown:

julien_simon
16-09-2009, 01:02 PM
I saw her around earlier today, but I don't think she posted. :sqfrown:

we now know who is scaring her away then :sqrolleyes:

Strong
16-09-2009, 01:08 PM
Hey!!! I'm not stalking her! :sqlaugh:

julien_simon
16-09-2009, 01:11 PM
perhaps I shouldn't have sent her all these PMs.

Atom
16-09-2009, 01:57 PM
Oh I'm sure it's my fault, everything else is.

Muddy
16-09-2009, 03:08 PM
^LOL! You sound like my mother now.

Atom
16-09-2009, 05:44 PM
That's what network TV does to a person.

ewomack
16-09-2009, 09:05 PM
^ if that's all it does to be thankful... it turns many into vegetables...

krisma5
17-09-2009, 09:54 AM
I'm still here, I was just really sick the last few days. Could hardly get out of bed. I'm doing much better now and am catching up on what I all missed...

ewomack
17-09-2009, 11:11 AM
That's awful! No one should ever be sick. When are we going to finally tell off those pesky microbes? Glad to hear you're better!

julien_simon
17-09-2009, 11:13 AM
being sick makes you like the health better.
there is no incentive of good if bad doesn't exist.

ewomack
17-09-2009, 11:27 AM
Who are you... Nietzsche... next you'll be telling us that there's no Easter bunny...

ewomack
17-09-2009, 11:28 AM
And then THIS will happen...

tg-TwaxTPSs

iowadawg
19-09-2009, 04:32 PM
Easter bunnies make good eating when grilled.

Plus they squeal when you pick them up and whomp them in the back of the head.

ewomack
19-09-2009, 10:15 PM
You're obviously not whomping them hard enough if they squeal... try again...

iowadawg
19-09-2009, 10:21 PM
They squeal when you pick them up by the ears to whomp them.

Not too long after that particular episode, sold out the entire rabbit operation.

Muddy
19-09-2009, 10:31 PM
They sure do skin out easy though don't they?

Muddy
19-09-2009, 10:31 PM
Like peeling off a sweater.

Muddy
19-09-2009, 10:33 PM
I peeled off a sweater once. I can't complain since the sweater was a gift but I really would have preferred a moaner.

ewomack
19-09-2009, 10:49 PM
Please pass the moaner...

iowadawg
19-09-2009, 11:15 PM
My preference is a smoker.

Have a good picture of a smoker. but it might be too much for certain people.

Explicit nudity.

ewomack
20-09-2009, 09:57 AM
We cannot take nudity here. That would offend our sensitive puritan sensibilities.

iowadawg
20-09-2009, 10:03 AM
Then please get dressed.

julien_simon
20-09-2009, 10:43 AM
Then please get dressed.

that's not what you told him last night.

Muddy
20-09-2009, 11:46 AM
My preference is a smoker.

Have a good picture of a smoker. but it might be too much for certain people.

Explicit nudity.

Is it a sideways shot of a vagina with lipstick and a cigarette?

Muddy
20-09-2009, 11:48 AM
There Joe. Now that everyone has pictured that mental image, anything you post should be relatively tame.

Atom
20-09-2009, 11:55 AM
Is it a sideways shot of a vagina with lipstick and a cigarette?Oops, I thanked you for post #57 when I meant to quote post #56, sorry. Anyway.. why don't you post up some of those nice smilies I sent you. lol

Muddy
20-09-2009, 11:56 AM
Oh yeah...I forgot about those...lol!

iowadawg
20-09-2009, 11:58 AM
Is it a sideways shot of a vagina with lipstick and a cigarette?

What's a vagina?

Nope, not even close.

Hahahahhahaha....

Hang on and I will upload the pic somewhere.

It are here.....
http://www.forwardedfunnies.com/p/200907/job_well_done.jpg

Muddy
20-09-2009, 12:09 PM
That's a great one Joe! LOL!

The ol' "do you smoke after sex" joke!

I'm sending that one to the wife.

Muddy
20-09-2009, 12:10 PM
Well, I'll send it to my brother anyway...

iowadawg
20-09-2009, 12:20 PM
Your wife would say something like "that will be the day you make me smoke like that!".

Your brother would brag "yes, I leave my women like that".

(my 100th post!)

Muddy
20-09-2009, 12:21 PM
Dad? Is that you?

iowadawg
20-09-2009, 12:31 PM
Only if your mother was one of the hippy chicks I took care of back in the 60's.

ewomack
21-09-2009, 06:46 AM
Mine was not, I assure you... :sqrofl: