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rabble
18-06-2010, 10:19 AM
Welcome to BTWIMHO.COM!
How did you hear about us?
followed Zap's signature link at v7n
Could you please mention the search engine and keywords you used to find us?
Sorry. None of the above.
What are your interests?
My primary interest is leaving my children a planet worth living on.
How long have you been using the internet and forums?
Since 1995
Thank you for taking part in this interview, rabble. We appreciate your time and effort and we look forward to getting to know you.
Enjoy the forums!
Dudette
18-06-2010, 10:21 AM
Hey rabble, welcome to BTWIMHO Chat Forums! :)
Strong
18-06-2010, 10:22 AM
Hi and Welcome Rabble, I look forward to getting to know you :sqbiggrin:
Hi, Rabble, seems I remember you from the big v to the 7, welcome here.
Welcome Rabble.
There is already a rabble (of rascally ruffians) here already, but we are many and pretty harmless. :3wink:
pctec
18-06-2010, 01:03 PM
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Welcome :)
Muddy
18-06-2010, 03:37 PM
Good to see ya Rabble! Finally...a place you can let your hair down and say how you really feel! LOL!
Ferre
18-06-2010, 03:37 PM
Hi rabble, welcome! :yo:
ewomack
18-06-2010, 06:42 PM
Welcome, come and join the rabble... we're a meaty bunch filled with fruity goodness...
Muddy
18-06-2010, 07:05 PM
And some have sexy underknees.
Cryren8972
19-06-2010, 08:05 AM
And some have sexy underknees.
Muddy hasn't actually proven he has sexy underknees, so it's just speculation at this point.
Welcome! :sqbiggrin:
Muddy
19-06-2010, 09:43 AM
Hey Rabble...if ya had to guess...^^
Cryren8972
19-06-2010, 10:42 AM
I'm sure Rabble would venture to guess that you have perfectly manicured underknees. However...I'm still skeptical until I see a picture. *crossing arms over chest and tapping foot*
pctec
19-06-2010, 05:13 PM
*crossing arms over chest and tapping foot*
Would you cross your feet and tap your chest instead? Oh, and a pic please :D
ewomack
19-06-2010, 06:15 PM
Or cross your chest and tap your feet... that would involve some interesting contortion that could land you on America's Got Talent... hey, I've seen far worse than that on there... I shouldn't watch that crap... it's like a Big Mac for the intellect...
Cryren8972
20-06-2010, 06:38 AM
I could tap my chest with my crossed feet...how's that?
pctec
20-06-2010, 07:44 AM
Purrrrrrrrfect! :D
Muddy
20-06-2010, 09:07 AM
I could tap my chest with my crossed feet...how's that?
You're so cruel.
I foresee a time when all the world's oceans will consist of toxic tomato juice.
Well the sign said Rabble Here Atom so I figured what the hay.
Welcome to BTW, Rabble. Welcome home.
Cryren8972
20-06-2010, 09:00 PM
Uh oh...the Sap Zap is at it again...
Listen, don't make me come up there with the circa 1900AD flatiron again, now you kids simmer down and get to sleep.
90 degrees in the shade here today, too damned hot to do anything but sit here in the A/C and freeze to near death and extinction, this air conditioner sure is working good today.
on a random thought I was just thinking that not trying hard enough to not try too hard seems redundant and somewhat skewed and a bit insane actually. I don't know.. I'll have to read it again in the light of a new morning, then I'll probably be like wtf? lol.
I was also thinking on a different note that I think it's kinda sad when you have to wonder whether a question mark came across the way you meant it to.
I mean yeah, it means what it means but what do it mean?
Ok I think I've heard about enough, I vote for the frosty one.
oops.. hit the wrong tab..
Just kidding.
30,000 is nowhere in sight, I'll need to lower my expectations.
posts that is..
swimmin' pools, movie stars..
rabble
22-06-2010, 02:17 PM
Thank you all for your gracious welcome.
I see some I already know from V7N.
This does seem a much rowdier bunch.
Thanks for making me feel welcome.
rabble
22-06-2010, 02:19 PM
imagine finding you here. :)
Hi.
Muddy
22-06-2010, 02:20 PM
We're a little rowdier over here but love is still in the air.
Muddy
22-06-2010, 02:21 PM
imagine finding you here. :)
Hi.
Hi.
Wait...is someone behind me?
imagine finding you here. :)
Hi.Hi. I've never been to OhiO and you can't believe a thing you see or hear so it's all cool. lol
I wonder what it would take to transform a forum into a collection of never ending, original, Family Guy style skits. Probably a lot.
All the members would have to just put on the FG mentality helmet and go. If the helmet comes off the post is removed, FG style only, real life as it unfolds, expressed in a post by post format throughout every thread, pure entertainment. It'd probably never work.
I suspect that too many discrepancies would arise due to people's natural tendency to take life seriously.
My savior is going to drive me up the wall, what am I?
uh..
a noisy conditioner?
How the hell did you know?
um..
yeah just turn up the TV a little.
Why didn't I think of that.
If technology progresses much faster, everyone will be insane and it will seem perfectly normal.
All in all I'd say that my life has had a considerable affect on me.
rabble
25-06-2010, 01:09 PM
We're a little rowdier over here but love is still in the air.
Take it where I find it. :)
ewomack
25-06-2010, 04:37 PM
Nobody expects the future.
Muddy
25-06-2010, 09:21 PM
Nobody survives the future.
Ferre
25-06-2010, 09:58 PM
http://i.imgur.com/vc08Z.jpg
We don't mind you posting, just as long as you don't say anything.
That is the only condition. Other than that, you may say what you want.
We try to keep a strict budget here at BTW.
Friday night and everyone's out partying I suspect, myself I never dreamed that partying could be so hard.
I seen some stuff, man.
lol
Hello, Atom here..
well here it is Saturday morning, I suspect you're all hung over. Just go easy on the kids and try to get plenty of tomato juice.
Bobby, I think it's time for your friends to go home, now you put out that incense and get on up to bed.
My dad had a sign taped to a candy dish we used to keep on the counter beside the cash register at the TV shop full of those sugar coated mint flavored jelly candies that said; your business is worth a mint to us, please take one. That thing I remember had to be filled about every other day it seems. They went through a lot of mint jellies there. Many people would take more than one, even though please take one was in bold lettering. I guess it just wasn't in us to bold only the word one, especially knowing how much some people enjoyed two or even three and on rare occasion four. I thought the things were kinda nasty myself.
Yeah, my dad was a bit of a wise guy like that, but we were the only shop for many miles around that actually knew what the hell they were doing so we got most of the biz anyway. lol
I skipped eating today. I probably should not have done that. I suppose I'll live though. I often get a headache when I do that, I'll take some Ibuprofen. I don't need to lose any weight, it's just that I am a terrible shopper and ran out of food early this month. lol
Sunday, June 27..
everyone's jacked up on pancakes and syrup, I can feel it, don't lie, tell the truth, your eyelids are getting heavy, very heavy..
I am now officially at war with the comma, I've had it, it's just too much.
Cryren8972
28-06-2010, 06:04 PM
Does this mean I have to choose sides?
Yes. I'm sorry. Boy that storm went through quick.
Well I suppose I'll have to shave sometime in the next day or two.
Cry, you still there? lol
I don't use shaving cream, I've always been a bit peculiar in that I guess but it simply isn't necessary, that is all.
Cry? Hellooo.. .
Ok j/k, you don't have to choose, now please come back. lol
BTW I haven't the foggiest idea what she's talking about. lol
I saw on a PBS documentary on Henry David Thoreau yesterday that he used to talk to broccoli so I guess I don't feel so bad.
Strong
29-06-2010, 09:28 AM
Oh that's low! How could anyone in their right mind talk to broccoli, sprouts or carrots I can understand, but broccoli? That's just absurd.
I attribute my wit to a good catholic upbringing, a veritable reservoir of inspiration and inexhaustible fun. BTW, the broccoli story is true. lol
Strong
29-06-2010, 01:47 PM
It must be all the sexual repression.
I suspect so, I mean, the guy really should have been getting laid at his age. lol
Strong
29-06-2010, 02:02 PM
Saying that, I'm no better and I was brought up in a Hindu family. My family were very laid back about it though. We were only encouraged to join in if we wanted to. I really only hung around for the cakes.
I'll probably be reincarnated as a beetroot.
I guess I'm no better either, I suppose now is the time to come out and admit that I do enjoy the occasional chat with a baked potato.
Is it just me, or is this world getting more complicated by the second?
Just a little reaction to a different thread, carry on.
let's see where were we.. premature ejaculation or some such nonsense.. or wait, that was another thread. Well I'll be damned if I'm gonna go back and read the posts, it reminds me too much of my memory deficit.
Skin color be that as it may, only you can make this forum gold.
..and prevent forest fires.
I've an idea for a new thread, Funky Words. When all's said and done, put all the words together and see if there's any freaky hidden messages.
For example; notwithstanding.
Ok maybe not, hopefully I'll not think of something else.
In the interim, I'd like to kindly remind everyone that I'm only doing what the sign says. Thanks for listening and have a safe and happy holiday.
oops shit, it's only Tuesday.. n/m.
I kinda wish at the top of each post it had the day instead of Today, because I sure as hell ain't gonna try and decipher that Canadian dating system right beside it. lol
Damn the world and everything in it, I suggest procreation cease immediately!
Sorry.. shoelace came untied again. :sqembarrassed:
That scene where Peter comes back all out of breath and says; Chicken ....
..tried to give me a bad coupon, just about does me in every time I see it, I'm finding that The Cleveland Show is possibly just as good as Family Guy and maybe even better.
I sometimes wonder if there exists a point where now is universal, and we mere mortals are just not at that point.
Muddy
30-06-2010, 01:14 AM
Sorry.. shoelace came untied again. :sqembarrassed:
Untied or united...depends on ti or it. Wine Spo-Dee-O-Dee!
Muddy
30-06-2010, 01:15 AM
That scene where Peter comes back all out of breath and says; Chicken ....
..tried to give me a bad coupon, just about does me in every time I see it, I'm finding that The Cleveland Show is possibly just as good as Family Guy and maybe even better.
Never heard of The Cleveland Show...must check it out.
Muddy
30-06-2010, 01:15 AM
Are there many cleves in that show?
Untied or united...depends on ti or it. Wine Spo-Dee-O-Dee! (...)I don't believe I've ever been quite that drunk but I can't swear to it. lol
Never heard of The Cleveland Show...must check it out.Holy crap are you kidding me? I believe that Seth McFarlane is the genius behind that one too but not positive. Dude, you have got to check that out, that is some seriously funny stuff.
Muddy
30-06-2010, 01:23 AM
Holy crap are you kidding me? I believe that Seth McFarlane is the genius behind that one too but not positive. Dude, you have got to check that out, that is some seriously funny stuff.
Which way do I go? Which way do I go?
*Dusts off Google*
Are there many cleves in that show?Great, now I have to look up the origin of the word, well I'll not do it, I'm tired, need more coffee or sleep, not sure which, will send post card, love, Martha.
I think my favorite character is that round fat kid, some of his lines put me into near convulsions.
Muddy
30-06-2010, 01:30 AM
Hell if I know if it's a word...
You need wine...that's what I'm drinkin'. Few more cups apiece and we'll have this place lookin' like a Joe Walsh hotel room.
That littlest kid there is damn funny too, I don't even know their names yet, I've only seen a few episodes myself.
Muddy
30-06-2010, 01:35 AM
Is it new?
Muddy
30-06-2010, 01:35 AM
Why the hell do I keep asking you? Why don't I just look it up?
Birthdays are the shits.
Hell if I know if it's a word...
You need wine...that's what I'm drinkin'. Few more cups apiece and we'll have this place lookin' like a Joe Walsh hotel room.I don't have any left. It takes a week to make more, I'll just have to settle for some cannabis, which of course I would either way but yeah, the old canni is going solo tonight.
Is it new?Yeah, a few months or so I think.
Why the hell do I keep asking you? Why don't I just look it up?
Birthdays are the shits.Happy Birthday, how old are you now?
Muddy
30-06-2010, 01:49 AM
Thanks, 45.
Yeah you're right...Seth wrote it. He and some others. Am watching an episode now...looks like a black spin-off of Family Guy...pretty damn funny!
45, Jeezus, ok I won't ask again. lol!
I'll tell ya, just that round fat kid's voice alone has me in tears! lol!
Muddy
30-06-2010, 02:14 AM
You and me both! I just finished Hulu - The Cleveland Show: You're the Best Man, Cleveland Brown - Watch the full episode now. (http://www.hulu.com/watch/148551/the-cleveland-show-youre-the-best-man-cleveland-brown).
If that and Family Guy and American Dad aren't the funniest stuff on network TV today then I don't know what is.
Oh and SmashCuts, I don't know if you've seen that or not but they have some pretty awesomely funny real life stuff. Like guys sticking their heads in between a crock's jaws and the crock unexpectedly clamping shut on the guy's head. I haven't seen anything like that before, I guess people send vids in, that was pretty awesome though, and they seem to be getting a pretty decent collection going there, there's several good ones.
The guy lived.
I guess it just goes to show that you gotta have brains of steel to do something like that. lol
Just watching Sarah McLachlan on PBS, that girl has some serious talent.
Strong
30-06-2010, 06:55 AM
Happy Popping Out Day Muddy. You are older by a matter of days, we could be twins, but I'd be the younger, better looking one of course. :sqbiggrin:
Muddy
30-06-2010, 11:10 AM
Happy Popping Out Day Muddy. You are older by a matter of days, we could be twins, but I'd be the younger, better looking one of course. :sqbiggrin:
Well of course!
If I don't get to the store soon I'll likely succumb to starvation, I guess I'd better shave.
I was going to put succumb to starvation by death but then I started to get all technical on myself and said to hell with it.
Ok I really have to shower and shave now, the only question that remains is
I think a meteorite just touched down up the road. Oh 4th of J, forgot about that, they get to practicing early around these parts.
whether I should shave or shower first, I generally shave first but sometimes I forget and end up having to shave after.
I'm red hot and goin' out like a shot just popped into my head for some strange reason. Do you think it's possible that my senses have never detected that sentence before? It seems so to me, but I of course can't be sure, I wonder what the chances are.
Shirley they are nil, seems I must have seen or heard it at sometime somewhere, I'd be very surprised myself, if it was possible to find out, if it really has all been said and done, very surprised indeed.
I wonder if one day far in the future we'll stumble upon a duplicate civilization yet more advanced in years, that in actual fact has said and done everything we humans have. That would be pretty wild.
And if Muddy doesn't come in pretty soon and say and don't call me surely, I'll assume he's feeling poorly. lol
Although he could be bleaching the horse or feeding the venetian blinds or something like that I suppose. I think it's just easier all around to buy new ones though, either that or quit BBQing in the house would probably be best.
Jeez I just thought of something.. I hope I'm not in that category where people have to wonder if my textual mistakes are purposeful or not. lol
Well, I'mm off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of get your ass in the shower so you can get to the market lest ye die, and don't forget to shave first.
What a lovely Wednesday afternoon adventure that was, I'll not bore you with the details.
The woman behind the counter tried to strike up a convo with me by mentioning that she'd been to Algonquin Maine which is a logo on my t-shirt. She's not bad really but she seems a little nutty, I probably shouldn't say that though because I got the distinct impression that she may have thought that I was a little nutty too, I mean after all, I did show up to the store pulling a wagon.
oops, I mean Ogunquit Maine, I just had a look.
I could have sworn she said Algonquin, well no matter, I was off talking about my hunting adventures around Moosehead Lake etc., places inland and not near there.
I'm currently enjoying an evening coffee.
I'd probably better shut down now for the sake of everyone alive.
I still can't understand why 90% of my posts aren't getting green repped.
I'll just keep trying I guess.
Atom you don't need green rep, you don't even have a sig.
Oh that's right n/m then.
It's amazing, the things you see in the old paint remnants of a cement floor.
I'm going for a walk in the sun.
If I don't return, I've inadvertently dehydrated to raisin status and shant likely return.
Daddy, what's a link dump?
You get off that internet right now young lady.
I found snack crackers in my cereal this morning, I don't know what possibly could have happened.
Honey? You been into the Mop&Glo again?
No dear, why do you ask?
Triscuits in the Shredded Wheat again, honey, please let's not go through this again.
Now look here dear, I will swear on a stack of wholegrain bibles with blueberry syrup that I have not touched that BBQ sauce of the devil for at least two weeks.
Alright then, hon, calm down now, everything's gonna be ok.
Hello Aunt Erma? Yeah, another code 13, condition blue, you bring the rosaries and I'll bring the turkey baster, I should have her there in about 20 min.
C'mon hon, your other foot goes in that shoe now hurry up and get dressed, we're going to the zoo to see the magic dragons, hurry..
That mop+glo is the nastiest damn stuff, I wouldn't recommend my worst enemy use that, I'm receiving signals of a time when I ended up having to strip the floor due to build up of that onerous concoction.
That stuff is for newlyweds in brand new medium priced mobile homes that don't know any better yet. Horrible substance it is, it simply goes against the laws of nature and human logic.
Um.. I think I know a little bit about the anatomy of large ruminants ok Junior? Now slide me over another stick of spruce gum and deal the cards.
Jeez I tried some of that spruce gum when I was a little kid at I think it was Frontier Town, they called it Indian Chewing Gum or something, I about puked when I got me a jaw full of that hellish compound, it was horrible, I'd've sooner chewed on a wad of fresh pine bark.
You kids stop your noise and get to sleep up there or I'll come up with the circa 1950, Bakelite handle corncob holders, now quit it!
Jeekers I'm probably the only one here that remembers Beeman's Pinstripe Gum.
Seriously though anyone remember Black Jack gum?
It tasted like some nasty kinda black licorice, I mean I like black licorice but this stuff was weird tasting.
Only God, the saints, William Penn and aproximately 3 fourths of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir know what was in that stuff.
Aggie? Can you slop the kids and put the hogs to bed for me tonight, that bull done sprung my ankle again, and bring us up another jar of green beans from the cellar for supper tomorrow night.
Yes paw.
You kids get out from under that wood stove, Billy put your sister's hair out.. Aggie?
Coming paw, just as soon as I get my ponytail out of the garbage disposal.
Damnfangled gadgets use a broom handle.
Caint reach it paw.
Oh fer turkey giblet's sake.
Muddy
02-07-2010, 12:18 PM
Atom are you writing for the Hannah Montanna show now?
No, I've always been like this.
I've heard that name before but haven't seen the show.
Muddy
02-07-2010, 12:33 PM
They say things like "Oh fer turkey giblet's sake." lol!
Cool. I made that one up.
Not actually sure where the slop comes from though, possibly a late great ancestor.
Yes, I got a little frisky with the great, you can leave that word out then, but I am aprox. 99 and twelve tenths % sure that they are late.
julien_simon
02-07-2010, 01:16 PM
pfff, ancestor....always late!
I send out christmas cards every year, but do they ever return the gesture? nO. I'm getting about ready to disown every last one of them, I'm running out of postage stamps!
julien_simon
02-07-2010, 01:38 PM
I tried e-postcards to save on stamps but ancestors don't answer emails apparently...
My 6 year old daughter ain't taught me how to use that e-mail contraption yet. She should be up from her nap any time now, maybe she can give me a quick primer before I head out to the cinnamon fields for the day.
Strong
03-07-2010, 07:15 AM
pfff, ancestor....always late!
I tried e-postcards to save on stamps but ancestors don't answer emails apparently...
You used the word 'ancestors' twice Julien so I have to ask you this; you have seen Futurama I take it, well remember the heads in jars? What if instead of burying or cremating our relatives we could do something similar. Stick their heads and animate their brains and facial muscles to the point where we could converse with them as though they were still alive, albeit a little less active. A family could collect all the wisdom that it could amass over the generations and like a library, build shelves of their nearest and dearest. If we had a problem we could consult them and share our thoughts and worries
I'm thinking it's a good idea, but there would have to be an off switch. What are your thoughts?
Muddy
03-07-2010, 08:34 PM
You used the word 'ancestors' twice Julien so I have to ask you this; you have seen Futurama I take it, well remember the heads in jars? What if instead of burying or cremating our relatives we could do something similar. Stick their heads and animate their brains and facial muscles to the point where we could converse with them as though they were still alive, albeit a little less active. A family could collect all the wisdom that it could amass over the generations and like a library, build shelves of their nearest and dearest. If we had a problem we could consult them and share our thoughts and worries
I'm thinking it's a good idea, but there would have to be an off switch. What are your thoughts?
Wow. No more late night curry for you.
Strong
04-07-2010, 05:59 AM
It was just some out of the box and in the jar thinking. Sorry.
But the thought has occurred to me numerous times. It is such a waste. All that knowledge, experience and wisdom left to rot. It is almost like we are left to continually reinvent the wheel. Sure we got books and now video and such like, but even so, so very much is lost.
I envision a time when all our ancients could be linked into a virtual world and there they could continue to live and think and feel and contribute to our lives. Knowing your roots is one thing, but being able to converse with your past is entirely new. What could we learn by having those great and not so great minds still here where we can ask them to explain. We could dip in and out of this virtual world much as we do now with the internet.
Sure the thought is a little icky, perhaps like thinking of your grandparents having kinky sex, but that's life. Nobody said it has to be pretty. I guess if you can't cope with the whole head thing, we could just save the brain.
Some have postulated that it might be possible to download a person's mind into a computer one day. I don't see the Jarheads as being much different.
Well at least you're thinking, Strongy. lol
I'm very excited, I'm going to smoke meat today.
There's nothing like the scent of woodsmoke in a man's nostrils.
The scent puts me back about 8,000 years to the paleoindian days every time.
I learned that my home state was covered in a 2 mile thick sheet of ice yesterday. I knew there was a good reason why the christmas cards stopped coming.
I suspect I'll be fashioning an atlatl by the end of the day.
I see no reason why a few of us here can't have secret conversations in the reason for editing domain, I forgot what the character limit was.
We have to make those NSA workers earn their pay. lol
Muddy
04-07-2010, 01:59 PM
It was just some out of the box and in the jar thinking. Sorry.
But the thought has occurred to me numerous times. It is such a waste. All that knowledge, experience and wisdom left to rot. It is almost like we are left to continually reinvent the wheel. Sure we got books and now video and such like, but even so, so very much is lost.
I envision a time when all our ancients could be linked into a virtual world and there they could continue to live and think and feel and contribute to our lives. Knowing your roots is one thing, but being able to converse with your past is entirely new. What could we learn by having those great and not so great minds still here where we can ask them to explain. We could dip in and out of this virtual world much as we do now with the internet.
Sure the thought is a little icky, perhaps like thinking of your grandparents having kinky sex, but that's life. Nobody said it has to be pretty. I guess if you can't cope with the whole head thing, we could just save the brain.
Some have postulated that it might be possible to download a person's mind into a computer one day. I don't see the Jarheads as being much different.
Isn't that what the natives in Avatar did?
Muddy
04-07-2010, 02:00 PM
I'm very excited, I'm going to smoke meat today.
That's what she said.
Sounds like a war going on out there. They like their fireworks down here.
That smoked sausage is really delicious, I'm expecting cardiac arrest any time now.
Why does the really good stuff have to be bad.
Muddy
04-07-2010, 11:51 PM
I see no reason why a few of us here can't have secret conversations in the reason for editing domain, I forgot what the character limit was.
It's all about subtext (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subtext).
It's all about subtext (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subtext).Was it that obvious that I couldn't think of the right word to describe it? Yeah I guess it was lol, thanks.
Strong
05-07-2010, 07:01 AM
Isn't that what the natives in Avatar did?
By Jove I believe you are right. Of course it is a common thread running through much of science fiction, for instance in Dune the Bene Gesserit Reverend Mothers can commune down their lines of female predecessors.
Dune (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dune_%28novel%29)
Time to wake up and smell the Fruit Loops, I've survived yet another night, I've decided to halve my daily sausage intake.
Muddy
05-07-2010, 04:39 PM
...I've decided to halve my daily sausage intake.
That's what she said.
That reminds me, I should be doing my laundry, don't ask me how.
Jeezus that was too good, Muddy lol.
I'd like to know where all these dang cobwebs are coming from, the spiders seem to love this southern weather.
I awoke this morning only to find the neighbor's yard alitter with fireworks debris. I hope none of it blows over here. I hope the insects don't consume too much unburnt powder.
I'm very distraught today.
Anyone got a tranquilizer dart?
Yes Atom, not to worry, everything's going to be alright.
Brides of Christ, lock and load.
Well then, I see it's going to be another hot one down here in Dixon land. The northeast is getting a good poaching I see.
I blame it all on El Pinto.
Mutant frogs, Texas Tarballs, the stock market crash of 1927, the works.
El Pinto.
Alright, Atom, c'mon now..
time for your eight o'clock thimble of expectorant.
I bought some artificially flavored strawberry soda, don't ask me why. I think it was the rich shade of red.
Looks like another day of excruciating air conditioning. My African roots apparently haven't adjusted yet, how many more thousands of years it will take is anyone's guess.
I failed miserably to do my laundry yesterday.
If I don't do it today then I should probably be put to pasture.
Note to self: do laundry.
DarleneO
06-07-2010, 11:57 AM
you get the Laundry done yet Atom? I can't do mine til after nine tonight or Hydro One will charge me up the wahoo! The rate price drops after nine.
No, it's too sunny out to hang the clothes.
I don't even dare open the door. Been trying to avoid skin cancer lately.
Nah I've got to do it soon, I don't feel very well today though, hopefully I'll snap out of it as the day wears on.
I only got 4 hrs sleep last night and I just laid down for a few minutes a little while ago and my arms went numb. I think I've got heart ischemia. I don't get much sleep. I miss it. I used to sleep like a rock.
Strong
06-07-2010, 12:41 PM
Sleep diagonally. Well try anyway.
I can't, my bed is round.
Strong
06-07-2010, 12:50 PM
I meant tilt the bed by raising one end.
Oh, yeah I may have to do that someday.
BTW, my bed isn't really round.
lol
Strong
06-07-2010, 12:59 PM
I figured, to my mind you were the water bed type.
Heck no, I stopped wetting the bed ages ago.
In all honesty and quasi-reality, I don't mind dying. As long as it doesn't hurt too much.
Strong
06-07-2010, 01:17 PM
Ironic isn't it, pain reminds you that you're alive. Of course a pair of large, buttered breasts waved in your face do a pretty good job too.
Strong
06-07-2010, 01:22 PM
Best to fork out for the edible kind, I prefer the chocolate sauce. Milk chocolate for any of you ladies reading this.
Watch out for that piranha.
I found several live rounds of fireworks on my rounds this morning, maybe I'll save them to scare the postwoman and fed-x guy.
I've got enough for the water and electric meter checkers too. They love that kinda stuff, grown men scaring the tarballs out of them with firecrackers, I doubt they get enough of that.
If I get one that simply cannot take a joke then I'll just plead the 4th.
I'm watching Tavist Smiley on TV and he just said "you'd have to sit and marinate on it". I find that unique, I don't think I've heard that one before, I believe it's the second time I've heard him say it.
oops, it's Tavis, not Tavist. The Tavist-D TV commercials have penetrated my very constitution.
Muddy
08-07-2010, 01:01 AM
I'm watching Tavist Smiley on TV and he just said "you'd have to sit and marinate on it". I find that unique, I don't think I've heard that one before, I believe it's the second time I've heard him say it.
Before grilling one should ruminate their steaks for some time. Over night even. One might even go so far as to cogitate them.
Barkeep, I'll have what ever he's ^ having.
lol
I wonder if I should have made what ever one word.
How is it that I feel I should already know this stuff? Maybe I do know it but just forgot. If I did forget then I wonder if that means I don't know.
Any way .. if any one knows the answer, please let me know.
Look closely into the pocket watch, you're getting old, very old.
Ok who wants a blow by blow account of my afternoon with the laundry, please raise your hands.
Well I guess I can skip the and all those opposed, very well then, I'll think of something slightly more interesting, such as pine cone eating competitions.
I think it would work, you'd have all these ironmen of the forest coming out of the woodwork to enter, it should be fun to watch.
Myself, I puke violently from pine products taken internally, I had a bad encounter with a bunch of pine nuts once.
Which somehow brings me to Rush's Thunderbolts, a strong purgative given by doctors for almost every ailment back in Thomas Jefferson's day. I just learned that watching a PBS doc on the Lewis and Clark expedition the other night.
Anyway..
I consumed about 3 tablespoons of a 100 year old pine concoction of some sort that I found among a box of old bottled pharmaceuticals I bought from an antique picker once quite a few years ago and had the same violent puking reaction as I did to the pine nuts.
In hindsight, I'm thinking it was for external application. There was no label and the bottle was about 90 or 100 years old.
It looked like honey but at about half the consistency. Ah the good times..
I thought maybe it was cough syrup.
I could tell it was pine based by the fact that it tasted like pine sap.
Then the black woman pops up and says, "that's the power of Pine Sol, baby."
Maw Jimmy's been into the Pine Sol again.
You'll have to speak up dear I'm in the kitchen dicing my fingers.
Has anyone ever tried to dice canned spinach? I thought not.
I've led a rough childhood, I used to play under the kitchen sink.
All the kids would head out to play and I'd be off to the kitchen.
Seriously though, I do recall a time when I was playing with a ball of mercury I had extracted from an electronic part that had two leads and was for some reason sealed in wax, I'm thinking it must have been a tilt switch, I got it from an old jukebox when I was about 5 years old. Mercury is cool, but I wouldn't advise touching it at all.
Jeez I can't believe it's almost 4am, I've got to sleep. If I wake up then I can only assume that I did not die in my sleep, good night.
I can seriously not believe that it is 2010, seems like it was 1958 just yesterday.
So anyway, yeah.. try to steer clear of the mercury and pine products.
It's not going to be easy though because those compact florescents (mercury vapor) are becoming mighty popular these days I think, because they significantly reduce the electric bill.
I think that LED lighting is still too expensive.
I mean, I've broken my share of 4ft florescents and played with the powder inside but I haven't gotten cancer or anything yet to my knowledge, I may have just been lucky though, or it could be insufficient exposure, I don't know, I'm not a scientist.
The flight attendant is telling me it's time for my nap.
I wish this airline would hire some women under the age of 65.
Strong
09-07-2010, 10:23 AM
It's when he wants a cuddle that you have to put your foot down.
ewomack
10-07-2010, 05:17 PM
Rabble must have melted into dew...
Jeezus, I hope you guys didn't scare him away.
Hey how come this thread looks like a house of confections, no wonder the poor guy is staying away. lol
Welp, guess I better rustle me up some grub, still gnawing on that BBQ from last week.
The aliens are madder than hell at me for not going along with their master procreation plan, I just know it.
That's right, the chromosomal DNA gods are pissed. The origin of our species is probably just the result of some alien gambling bet that's long been lost.
On a lighter note.. it's almost tomorrow according to the clock. I'll be doing a post by post countdown to midnight. It is 11:40pm, everyone please synchronize your watches.
Spread your genes like peanut butter all over this ball of dirt, is that it? Well you can just forget it, and your little dog too!
I kinda wish Dorothy had had a little bit sexier wardrobe, that's all.
Oh I'm sure many scholars would disagree with that grammar but I beg to differ, I'm an old had hadder from way back.
Everyone's done drunk their weekend ration and promptly to bed, is that it?
Very well then.
I'll grab some Melba Toast and it's off to crackers in bed with me.
Strong
11-07-2010, 12:40 PM
Jeezus, I hope you guys didn't scare him away.
I think he went off for a shave and pedicure.
pctec
11-07-2010, 01:38 PM
Rabble forgot about us :(
It's supposed to say noisy air conditioner in post #42, I won't ask anyone to change it though, I know how busy y'all are with your 8-track cassettes and your moby grape.
I think he went off for a shave and pedicure.Well I can't say as I blame him, though I in all actuality just did.
Rabble forgot about us :(Maybe got hold of some good parsley.
Which reminds me..
I'm pretty sure there is something that I'm not supposed to forget. It'll probably come to me like a thief in the night long past the deadline.
I'd have written it down at it's inception but my pencil lead broke. I hate when that happens.
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