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Zap
08-07-2010, 08:53 PM
I've been informed by my hosting company that we're being moved to a new server. It's all part of their overall service to me that every year or so, they increase memory, storage and bandwidth to my plan without increasing the price. One more reason I like dealing with those folks.

So, with that in mind, at around 10pm EDT this Sunday night (The 11th of July), the site may be down for around 15 minutes or so.

Atom
08-07-2010, 11:13 PM
I do not foresee this helping my paranoid schizophrenia any, but very well then. Thanks, Zapster.

Strong
09-07-2010, 10:35 AM
OK, but I'll be checking.

DarleneO
09-07-2010, 02:56 PM
I'll be likely falling asleep on the couch at that time.. so all is well! :-)

ewomack
10-07-2010, 05:12 PM
Oh oh... did someone find the non-indexed thread? I can help you escape if you need routes...

Atom
11-07-2010, 11:50 AM
If it's not too much trouble could you change that to CST, Zapper? Thanks.

pctec
11-07-2010, 01:08 PM
I like boobies!!!
Consequently, Ill be looking at them during the downtime...

Big Dan
11-07-2010, 04:01 PM
I like boobies!!!
Consequently, Ill be looking at them during the downtime...

Now there's a big surprise! :sqlaugh:

pctec
11-07-2010, 05:36 PM
I feel so transparent now...

Big Dan
11-07-2010, 07:38 PM
I feel so transparent now...

Transparent brasseries would be nice of course. ;)

ewomack
26-07-2010, 07:49 PM
I had a planned outage once... once... :sqfrown:

Zap
27-07-2010, 08:30 AM
I had a planned outage once... once... :sqfrown:

Many of mine are unplanned. Some are even unmanned.

Atom
27-07-2010, 11:16 AM
My outages always involve berry picking and picnic lunches with dangerous insects.

Muddy
27-07-2010, 11:23 AM
My outages have thankfully been few and were remedied with a quick tuck and zip.

Ferre
27-07-2010, 11:34 AM
My outages have always involved large quantities of recreational drugs. :sqrofl:

vectro
27-07-2010, 01:22 PM
Good hosting deal, Zap. I upgrade my customers for free, too, but only when the servers need it. It's cool that they do this for you yearly.

julien_simon
27-07-2010, 02:54 PM
my brain has been down for a couple of days....I should contact my host body...

Atom
21-08-2010, 10:08 PM
Most of life on earth is smaller than the eye can see, and only a tiny percentage of it is known.

Ferre
22-08-2010, 02:32 AM
Most of life on earth is smaller than the eye can see, and only a tiny percentage of it is known.

All ants on this planet combined have about the same mass en weight as all humans combined. There are many more ants than humans.

Atom
22-08-2010, 02:38 AM
All ants on this planet combined have about the same mass en weight as all humans combined. There are many more ants than humans.Wow, those are some huge ants.
; )

Ferre
22-08-2010, 09:21 AM
I always have to laugh when I see people declare that "humans are the dominant species on earth". People who state this are often found in the religious parts of this world and in environments where there is little education going on. Humans may be technically advanced in the sense that they can make complicated tools and are able to wipe out (most) other species but as far as "dominance" goes, the human race has been very lucky so far that ants have not declared war on them, the real dominant species on this planet are ants, there is no way for humans to wipe out all ants without wiping out themselves in the process, and even then ants will most probably survive.

Long after we have made this world inhabitable for humans, ants will still thrive on this planet, that's how "dominant" the human species is. :sqlaugh:

Atom
22-08-2010, 10:14 AM
I watched Lord of the Ants last night for the second time, it's quite interesting, Dr. Wilson is quite the naturalist, he's the one that started the Encyclopedia of Life. He's considered the world's authority on ants.

Biologist E.O. Wilson uses his lifelong love and fascination with ants to exemplify his theories about humans and Sociobiology that have earned him two Pulitzer Prizes; some of his colleagues discuss his work and ideas about the world.

Atom
22-08-2010, 10:30 AM
With ants, it's all about chemicals, and it's thought that these chemical instructions are encoded in their genes.

Atom
22-08-2010, 02:33 PM
Unfortunately Mr. wilson was blinded in one eye by a spiny fish as a child. When you yank a fish at the end of the line from the water with your pole it comes right at you like a pendulum, I've been slapped by many a trout in my day. I've been spined plenty by the spiny dorsal finned fish, blue gill and such..

Atom
22-08-2010, 02:36 PM
thankfully never got it in the eye though.

Halo
23-08-2010, 12:09 AM
All ants on this planet combined have about the same mass en weight as all humans combined. There are many more ants than humans.

"How do you fight a force that knows what your next move will be?"
:sqeek:
q4fOsL-KYVQ

Phase IV.
B-movie (with ants) I enjoyed.




Indy and the Crystal Skull.
Did not enjoy this film, but it had a few good bits, this being one of them:
s9UECtNLe_U

Atom
23-08-2010, 12:45 AM
I disposed of a fire ant covered, dead mole cricket this morning. I had no idea what it was until I looked for it in the Encyclopedia Of Life and happened to spot it in the cricket section, I wasn't even sure it was a cricket.. weird looking things they are.

Atom
23-08-2010, 12:47 AM
There's quite a diversity of life down here in southern TN, I guess the weather is right, AL has even more diversity.

Atom
23-08-2010, 12:58 AM
It looked just like this but a tiny bit darker. They're large, about twice the size of a common black cricket.. they fashion their burrows like a trumpet with two holes to amplify their calls, I'm not exactly sure what they mean by that.

http://3t9.com/Atom/mole_cricket.jpg

Atom
23-08-2010, 01:23 AM
There are iridescent purple skinks of some sort running around down here, they move really fast.

I'm overrun with moles this year, it may have something to do with food availability. They actually get in front of my riding mower going full speed and run like hell for quite a ways down the tall grass line before ducking into cover, it's almost like they're playing a game with me, one in which the mower never catches them but comes close at full tilt.

Atom
23-08-2010, 01:41 AM
Actually those salamanders or w/e they are are dark blue with a purplish iridescence.

Atom
25-08-2010, 09:52 PM
I just saw on a Huey Long documentary where the state of LA shot the animals in the zoos for food during the great depression, so.. yeah. Take that.

Atom
25-08-2010, 09:54 PM
The first strange thing I noticed on that mole cricket was the disproportionately large head. This is the first one I've seen.

Atom
25-08-2010, 10:08 PM
Huh, 50 men fist fighting over one barrel of garbage they just said. Me I'd be down to the gun shop rustling me up a deer rifle.

Atom
25-08-2010, 10:10 PM
I hear the deer pop was kinda low back then though.

Atom
25-08-2010, 10:25 PM
To be honest, a .22 rifle would be ideal all things considered. Y'all might wanna consider stocking up. At least one per family member.

Muddy
25-08-2010, 10:27 PM
Deer pop?

Atom
25-08-2010, 10:29 PM
Yes I got lazy.

Atom
25-08-2010, 10:33 PM
,









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Atom
25-08-2010, 10:37 PM
I'm sure it's probably sacrilegious or something to refer to sexual proliferation in such a way but I'm sorry, plus it just sounds cool.

Atom
25-08-2010, 10:41 PM
Honey can you get me a freeze pop out of the Frigidaire please? Thanks.

Strong
26-08-2010, 07:08 AM
Frigidaire? Is that a colloquial term for a bj after she's been sucking a popsicle? :sqconfused:

Kinky!

Atom
26-08-2010, 10:06 AM
Frigidaire? Is that a colloquial term for a bj after she's been sucking a popsicle? :sqconfused:

Kinky!No, back near the dawn of electric refrigeration it was commonplace to refer to the fridge by it's brand name, as if the company was some kind of techno-god.

Ferre
26-08-2010, 12:13 PM
Frigidaire is French for fridge. That's all. :3smile:

Muddy
26-08-2010, 01:12 PM
I thought it was if your wife never wants to have sex and your buddy makes a bet he could change that.

Atom
26-08-2010, 01:13 PM
Frigidaire is French for fridge. That's all. :3smile:"fridge" is a nickname.

Atom
26-08-2010, 01:47 PM
That nickname wasn't even in vogue till 1926.

Ferre
26-08-2010, 01:54 PM
Excuse my Engrlisch, of course I meant the old refrigerator. :3unsure:

Atom
26-08-2010, 02:02 PM
Excuse my Engrlisch, of course I meant the old refrigerator. :3unsure:But you're right though, I'm just wondering how a nickname can precede it's root word. :sqconfused:

Atom
26-08-2010, 02:17 PM
I honestly don't see how people understand other languages, I get confused enough with my own.

Atom
26-08-2010, 02:21 PM
Actually I think that fridge does precede Frigidaire because it's the nickname for not just Frigidaire but refrigerator, which I'm assuming preceded them both.

Atom
26-08-2010, 02:29 PM
So it's actually my error. "fridge" actually has two root words and I assumed the newer, which was my mistake.

Atom
26-08-2010, 02:31 PM
I'm tempted to research the word refrigerator now but I'll be damned if I will, I've had it.
lol

Ferre
26-08-2010, 04:00 PM
Here, Let me google that for you (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=refrigerator)

Atom
26-08-2010, 05:43 PM
Leave it to the English to throw in a d where ever they please.

Halo
27-08-2010, 04:03 AM
I like the name SMEG for a fridge.

3A0RFDm8_rE

Strong
27-08-2010, 08:52 AM
Leave it to the English to throw in a d where ever they please.

Well if you Americans pronounced the words correctly you'd find the need for the 'd'. :sqwink:

Hoover, same problem.

Atom
27-08-2010, 12:50 PM
Well if you Americans pronounced the words correctly you'd find the need for the 'd'. :sqwink:

Hoover, same problem.Any effort expended to pronounce the d in fridge is futile to all good meat eating rednecks.

You got me on the hoover, I'm not sure if I felt a breeze over my head or not, I may need more coffee.

Strong
27-08-2010, 01:01 PM
Was the word rednecks the operative one in that last post? :sqwink:

Hoover; many in our neck of the woods use the word hoover instead of vacuum cleaner. Hoover of course were one of the earlier vacuum cleaner manufacturers. There name has become synonymous with the product to the point where it is used interchangeably by some. Like Kafkaesque, it is part of the language now.

Atom
27-08-2010, 01:13 PM
Was the word rednecks the operative one in that last post? :sqwink:Oh, no I meant red meatnecks, sorry.


Hoover; many in our neck of the woods use the word hoover instead of vacuum cleaner. Hoover of course were one of the earlier vacuum cleaner manufacturers. There name has become synonymous with the product to the point where it is used interchangeably by some. Like Kafkaesque, it is part of the language now.Wow, cool, just like Frigidaire, very well then.

Muddy
27-08-2010, 08:47 PM
Kleenex.

Atom
28-08-2010, 01:03 AM
Gazoontite.

Muddy
28-08-2010, 01:04 AM
I asked you for a fuckin' cheeseburger!

Atom
28-08-2010, 01:20 AM
Wrong thread, Mud.

I'm thinking that the counter person may have disagreed with what he said he ordered, and him being a loose cannon to begin with simply went off from that point. Too bad the camera wasn't turned on a bit sooner.

Muddy
28-08-2010, 12:14 PM
Isn't this the planned outrage thread?

Atom
28-08-2010, 12:20 PM
Isn't this the planned outrage thread?That's exactly what I see when I view the title of this thread as well, I wonder if we both have extra sensory perception or something.

Atom
30-08-2010, 04:20 PM
I have vague memories of being present at a cake walk as a youngster. We walked in on it mistakenly as we thought that was the day our Rock band was to practice there, it was at my grade school auditorium. That experience still puzzles me to this day.

Atom
30-08-2010, 04:29 PM
It was like one of those weird nightmares except that I wasn't sleeping.

Atom
30-08-2010, 04:38 PM
The participants looked ancient. I now am their age but not a walk to be found. Now I'll never know what I am missing out on. I suppose I could organize one but I can't decide on the tune. Silver Shamrock maybe. Anyone see the first Halloween? That was wild. The Silver Shamrock song was stuck in my head for months.

Atom
30-08-2010, 05:02 PM
oops, I think it was actually called Halloween III.

ewomack
31-08-2010, 05:40 PM
When I was a mere infant, my parents left a tube of toothpaste within my reach. I ate the entire tube. The vomit was apparently prodigious. My first childhood memory is me vomiting on my pillow while my mom says "let it out, let it out." I think that was the toothpaste.

Atom
31-08-2010, 07:30 PM
Flagellate the Beelzebub out of ye selves I say!

Strong
01-09-2010, 12:57 PM
I noticed :sqlaugh:

Atom
01-09-2010, 01:07 PM
Zap, the help is laughing at the members again..

Atom
01-09-2010, 01:08 PM
Strongy are you sure you aren't reading that as flatulate? lol

Strong
01-09-2010, 01:22 PM
One seems natural to me, the other a strange contrivance of a deluded society, but both worthy of a good chuckle. :sqlaugh:

Atom
12-09-2010, 08:20 PM
The world is too big for yesterdays and tomorrows on the internet, we are reduced to mere hourlings.

Atom
12-09-2010, 08:30 PM
I've never tried to make potato salad before, I know better.

I had a planned outage just the other day, I'll not go into details.

Atom
12-09-2010, 08:36 PM
Everyone thinks it's so easy to talk about nothing, little do they know.

Atom
12-09-2010, 08:46 PM
http://3t9.com/Atom/icon_imslow_non_an.gif

Atom
13-09-2010, 12:37 PM
I have to mow the lawn. Goodbye for now. Can someone please conduct a prayer vigil for me while I'm away? Thanks.

Big Dan
13-09-2010, 01:13 PM
I have to mow the lawn. Goodbye for now. Can someone please conduct a prayer vigil for me while I'm away? Thanks.

Keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times.

Muddy
13-09-2010, 01:46 PM
And other lengthy appendages.

ewomack
13-09-2010, 05:33 PM
Yeah, man... I hate it when than happens...

Atom
13-09-2010, 05:50 PM
I've narrowly averted personal catastrophe once again. I done went and disconnected my seat switch because I don't like it, yet I mow very steep hills and we almost lost it for real this time we did. lol

I need to be thanking the grass god or something.

Ferre
13-09-2010, 05:53 PM
qlfo4rQPHi0

Atom
13-09-2010, 05:59 PM
I'd be just my luck to get all chopped up because I defeated the seat's safety switch, I've been doing it for many years without major incident now so I figure it might be about time for Murphy to come around lol.

Big Dan
13-09-2010, 10:49 PM
I'd be just my luck to get all chopped up because I defeated the seat's safety switch, I've been doing it for many years without major incident now so I figure it might be about time for Murphy to come around lol.

That'd be some shit. I can see the headlines now: "Man gets chopped up due to safety switch he circumvented" :sqeek::sqlaugh:

Atom
14-09-2010, 10:26 AM
I've been considering reconnecting the switch for a couple of decades now. Maybe next summer.

Ferre
14-09-2010, 12:33 PM
Hey bro, 709,000 results. 709,000 RESULTS!

Google (http://www.google.com/#sclient=psy&hl=en&q=killed+by+lawn+mower&aq=f&aqi=g1g-m3g-o1&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=&pbx=1&fp=280187d6f0589da0)

Just sayin'

Atom
14-09-2010, 12:40 PM
Yeah, maybe I'll go out right now and reconnect it, I was going to do it twice about 10 years ago but forgot each time.

Atom
14-09-2010, 12:47 PM
No but seriously, what I should do is install a manual switch, that way I can exit the mower on level ground and it'll stay running, which is what I want, then when I resume mowing I'll just flick the switch back to the saftey position.

Atom
14-09-2010, 12:59 PM
I'll probably mount a switch on the dash and wire it to override the seat switch (or not), I think that would be the safest compromise.

Atom
14-09-2010, 01:03 PM
Anyone else have a tendency to misspell safety? lol

Muddy
14-09-2010, 01:19 PM
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Atom
14-09-2010, 01:25 PM
Pushing my riding mower to it's limits is my idea of relatively safe fun, plus the lawn gets mowed at the same time. I've not rolled one yet but I did manage to flip one over backward once, my foot didn't get to the clutch/brake in time after the mower had started an incline that happened to be a large tree. I was looking behind me at something and headed right into a tree whose circumference was the perfect size to accommodate my mower's front tire spread and it just crawled right up the tree until it flipped over backward. Luckily I was able to roll out of the way lol.

Muddy
14-09-2010, 01:31 PM
I can't take any mower.

Atom
14-09-2010, 01:48 PM
Never let it be said that you can't be too safe, I think one actually can. C'mon kids, live a little!

Boy this is a weird thread. I like Planned Outage, it's inviting. Are you an inage or an outage?

Big Dan
14-09-2010, 03:36 PM
Just make it a kill switch where if you fall off the blade stops spinning.

Atom
14-09-2010, 05:35 PM
If there were a practical way to do that I would, but there isn't because the blade engage/disengage is purely mechanical.

Atom
14-09-2010, 05:37 PM
FYI, I'm an inage.

Atom
14-09-2010, 07:25 PM
I'm coming down with a cold. It starts with a scratchy cough. I'll let you know how it ends.

Atom
14-09-2010, 08:30 PM
Nice one, Rob. lol!

http://3t9.com/Atom/Arob.jpg

Big Dan
15-09-2010, 12:09 AM
If there were a practical way to do that I would, but there isn't because the blade engage/disengage is purely mechanical.

You could always use your arm to stop it. :sqeek::sqlaugh::sqlaugh:

Atom
15-09-2010, 12:32 AM
You could always use your arm to stop it. :sqeek::sqlaugh::sqlaugh:You might think so, but one of the reasons I want the blades to stay engaged when I exit the mower is because the cable oftentimes unhooks when the blades are disengaged and then I have to shut the mower off to reconnect it, but the reason I don't want the mower off is because the battery is on it's last leg and doesn't have enough juice to start it. This is eventually the case with every riding mower I've ever owned. I have to jump start this one from a battery in a vehicle to begin with and I can't afford a new battery. I do not want to get stuck pushing the mower across a large field to the jump vehicle. When the mower is running, I want it to stay running until I'm done mowing.

Atom
15-09-2010, 01:08 AM
I can't even afford a new cable. The design is such that it uses a sheathed cable at the bottom of the throw lever to move a spring-loaded assembly. The cable actually needs to be shortened slightly but sheathed aircraft cables, such as what bicycle brakes use, are a fixed length and the ends are factory crimped, they're designed to be replaced and not repaired.

Muddy
15-09-2010, 01:10 AM
I've known a few sheat heds...

Atom
15-09-2010, 01:13 AM
There are also other factors involved of which I have not spoken, so beware.

:sqlaugh:

Atom
15-09-2010, 01:19 AM
Boy I am really feeling ill now, I took some cold medicine about an hour ago and that has helped with the current symptoms tremendously.

Atom
15-09-2010, 01:29 AM
I expect a few new symptoms to emerge before all's said and done but maybe I'll get lucky, we'll see. At this point I'm sure it's a flu of some strain.

Atom
15-09-2010, 01:32 AM
Or strain of some flu, both are correct but you have to smoke weed to realize that.

:sqlaugh:

Atom
15-09-2010, 01:35 AM
Well I just hope that no one here catches it.

Atom
15-09-2010, 01:48 AM
Huh.. I thought that was a pretty good opening I left at closing, Muddy must have passed out. So now do you see why I have to talk to myself?

Atom
15-09-2010, 01:50 AM
Yes that's correct, one may catch a virus through the internet, easily explainable with quantum mechanics.

Atom
15-09-2010, 01:56 AM
However, I'll not go further into it, let me just say and from my understanding that in the QM world; everything is connected, literally.

Atom
15-09-2010, 02:01 AM
i.e. we are physically connected to the neighbor's coffee cup, and the planet mars etc..

Atom
15-09-2010, 02:14 AM
This physical connection to everything allows interaction to some degree apparently, I don't know. I suppose energy can actually be transferred from the fingers through the wire then the air to another person's keyboard and their fingers, eyes, ears etc. With QM we could throw in the nose as well I guess. Hell, might as well throw in all the cavities.

Atom
15-09-2010, 02:22 AM
I went a little out of orbit with the virus theory, I know. lol

Atom
15-09-2010, 02:24 AM
I know that I'll feel so bad tomorrow that I dread going to sleep, that's par for my ailments though, this flu just adds to it.

Atom
15-09-2010, 02:58 AM
Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right.

Ok what kinda lamebrain thought that one up! lol

I hope I got that wording right.

Ok I need to stop posting now, I am of the ill. Never let it be said that ill means cool, now just stop it kids.

lol

Strong
15-09-2010, 01:22 PM
You might think so, but one of the reasons I want the blades to stay engaged when I exit the mower is because the cable oftentimes unhooks when the blades are disengaged and then I have to shut the mower off to reconnect it, but the reason I don't want the mower off is because the battery is on it's last leg and doesn't have enough juice to start it. This is eventually the case with every riding mower I've ever owned. I have to jump start this one from a battery in a vehicle to begin with and I can't afford a new battery. I do not want to get stuck pushing the mower across a large field to the jump vehicle. When the mower is running, I want it to stay running until I'm done mowing.

Flower meadow! A few packets of seeds and you'll have the bees humming, problem solved.

You might need a scythe (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/scythe) though.

Halo
15-09-2010, 02:51 PM
I'm coming down with a cold. It starts with a scratchy cough. I'll let you know how it ends.
Have a swim in cold water, or at least a quick cold shower: boosts your white cell count.
5 health benefits of cold water swimming (http://thenextchallenge.org/2010/02/cold-water-swimming/)

According to the above link you will also:

Have an all natural high
Have improved blood pumping
Have an improved sex life
Burn calories



Well I just hope that no one here catches it.
We'll try. I'll duck if I see any quantum bits flying this way. http://3t9.com/Atom/icon_imslow_non_an.gif


Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right.

Ok what kinda lamebrain thought that one up! lol

Mr Henry Ford.
Think it was in Strong's sig at one point.

Strong
15-09-2010, 06:10 PM
Nope, I'm not accepting anything to do with that one! :sqbiggrin:

pctec
15-09-2010, 07:01 PM
I see this is now the everything thread... I need to poop!

:D

Ferre
15-09-2010, 07:47 PM
Southern Life. (http://www.flickr.com/photos/limpydan/4009026789/lightbox/)

Muddy
15-09-2010, 08:21 PM
Around here they ride push mowers.

Halo
15-09-2010, 10:04 PM
8OnsVDKjhpc
RIP Richard Farnsworth. Nearly 10 years since he died (Oct 6).

Not by lawnmower death (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawnmower_Deth) but self inflicted gunshot.

Wiki:

Farnsworth was diagnosed and treated for prostate cancer in the early 90s. By 1999, he had been diagnosed as having terminal bone cancer. He made the movie The Straight Story while in considerable pain. Not wanting to live his life in pain, Farnsworth shot himself at his ranch in Lincoln, New Mexico

Atom
16-09-2010, 02:35 PM
Flower meadow! A few packets of seeds and you'll have the bees humming, problem solved.

You might need a scythe (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/scythe) though.I only do the perimeter of the large fields, if I mowed them entirely it would take me a week. Plenty of wildflowers and bees too. My neighbor mows quite a bit of one of the fields because his son plays baseball there.

Atom
16-09-2010, 02:52 PM
Have a swim in cold water, or at least a quick cold shower: boosts your white cell count.
5 health benefits of cold water swimming (http://thenextchallenge.org/2010/02/cold-water-swimming/)(...)Is that one of those whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger deals? lol

(...)Mr Henry Ford.
Think it was in Strong's sig at one point.I heard it said on TV and made the post shortly after, I don't recall it in Strongy's sig, I have a short memory for most sigs. I didn't know it was HF, but I still think he's a lamebrain because he's dead.

Atom
16-09-2010, 03:02 PM
[YT]8OnsVDKjhpc[/YT ] (...) Is that Doc?

Atom
16-09-2010, 03:07 PM
Around here they ride push mowers.Really?

Muddy
16-09-2010, 04:05 PM
Yep, really. No lie. I'll try to get a picture next time I see it.

Muddy
16-09-2010, 04:06 PM
Perhaps I should say "walk behind" not "push".

Atom
16-09-2010, 04:17 PM
http://3t9.com/Atom/mowing.gif

Atom
16-09-2010, 04:18 PM
Yep, really. No lie. I'll try to get a picture next time I see it.Ok. Sounds wild.

Atom
16-09-2010, 04:20 PM
I mean to an older person.
lol

Halo
16-09-2010, 05:51 PM
Is that one of those whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger deals? lol
Methinks stranger:
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... I have a short memory for most sigs....
Apparently so do I. Strongy's denied ownership of said sig link.


I didn't know it was HF, but I still think he's a lamebrain because he's dead.
Or is he? Maybe he lives on as a head in a jar Futurama style?



Is that Doc?
Could be, in disguise. :sqcool:

News just in. Cheat cuts his own toes off with lawnmower.

A former Army major who cheated his way to the £1MILLION top prize on ‘Who Wants to be a Millionaire’ sliced off three of his toes with a lawnmower – after slipping on a rotten apple.
Here (http://swns.com/who-wants-to-be-a-millionare-cheat-slices-off-three-toes-161511.html)

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Atom
16-09-2010, 06:11 PM
Rotten apples are damn slippery.

Atom
16-09-2010, 07:22 PM
Boy that popemobile is the damndest looking thing ain't it? I'll bet it tips over easily.

Atom
17-09-2010, 10:28 AM
The next planned inage will take place just after the next planned outage which will occur sometime in the not too recent future.

Atom
17-09-2010, 10:55 AM
Anyway..
my flu is at the open faucet stage, I seem to have survived the worst part. I wish people would stop spreading that stuff around. I suggest everyone be killed at once.

Muddy
17-09-2010, 11:34 AM
I suggest everyone be killed at once.

It's only a matter of time.

Atom
17-09-2010, 02:51 PM
Everything tastes strange. This in not my beautiful home, this is not my beautiful wife.

I suspect it has something to do with my antihistaminactic imbalance.

Atom
17-09-2010, 03:01 PM
It's only a matter of time.
"at once" can mean 'right now' or 'at the same time', I meant the former. I was momentarily possessed by the spirit of Stewart Griffin.

Muddy
17-09-2010, 03:59 PM
oops, I read it as the latter. Ain't English grand?

Muddy
17-09-2010, 04:02 PM
You may say to yourself, my god, what have I done?

Atom
17-09-2010, 05:58 PM
Ain't Engrish gland?

Atom
17-09-2010, 06:07 PM
I think we need to start a church of the Former-day Demons, that'll teach 'em.

Atom
17-09-2010, 06:15 PM
This flu has been hellish, I had to take cold medicine so often that now I've got that to kick as well. :shock:

Atom
18-09-2010, 03:05 PM
I still cannot understand why anyone hasn't started a strange childhood memories thread. :wacko:

ewomack
18-09-2010, 07:07 PM
I puked up an entire tube of toothpaste when I was about 2. Apparently I had eaten then entire tube only an hour or so before. I was exploring and learning at such a young age.

Muddy
18-09-2010, 07:39 PM
I'm having a bit of deja vu here...

Muddy
18-09-2010, 07:45 PM
Whew, it's not me!


Kind of like that time I ate an entire tube of toothpaste. Minty but awful.


My earliest childhood memory is eating an entire tube of toothpaste and vomiting the rest of the evening. <-- verified by siblings and parents...


When I was a mere infant, my parents left a tube of toothpaste within my reach. I ate the entire tube. The vomit was apparently prodigious. My first childhood memory is me vomiting on my pillow while my mom says "let it out, let it out." I think that was the toothpaste.


I puked up an entire tube of toothpaste when I was about 2. Apparently I had eaten then entire tube only an hour or so before. I was exploring and learning at such a young age.

Atom
19-09-2010, 12:24 AM
In light of the evidence I'd say that the toothpaste story is very likely true.

The smell of fresh turpentine always brings me back..

.. .
. ..

Muddy
19-09-2010, 12:30 AM
That damn toothpaste left one hell of an impression!

Atom
19-09-2010, 12:40 AM
My mom stuck a bar of Ivory soap in my mouth once and gave it a few twists. I guess I was at just the right age, gotta get 'em when they're young ya know. I'm just glad she used a freshly opened bar.

Muddy
19-09-2010, 12:48 AM
Ivory soap floats too. Not that that has a thing to do with your mouth washing...but it does float.

Atom
19-09-2010, 01:05 AM
Blasted company, they took all the fun out of searching for the soap in the bathtub.

Muddy
19-09-2010, 01:14 AM
Yeah but with one of those cocktail flags you could have a pretty cool little pirate ship!

Atom
19-09-2010, 01:26 AM
That's true, you could even glue a large moth to it for propulsion on those calm days.

Muddy
19-09-2010, 01:27 AM
Moths fall apart though...and leave that phosphorescent powder behind.

Atom
19-09-2010, 01:30 AM
How about a bumble bee then?

Atom
19-09-2010, 01:31 AM
It would probably win some kind of a cup if a humming bird was installed.

Atom
19-09-2010, 01:47 AM
Hummingbird is one word, wtf! Well I ain't changing it!! Who in the hell is making up these rules!?! :sqmad:

Atom
19-09-2010, 01:49 AM
Bumblebee too??? :sqerr:

I give up

Atom
19-09-2010, 01:55 AM
I am NOT going to spend half my cyberlife on the planet Dictionary Dot Com, I just won't do it!!

Atom
19-09-2010, 01:58 AM
Sorry Mud.. please continue..

Atom
19-09-2010, 02:07 AM
I don't know why I expect to have a normal conversation with someone, my mind is generally out in the left field bleachers somewhere.

Atom
19-09-2010, 02:25 AM
BTW, somewhere far ago and long away I said that our species bred with Neanderthals, but the current theory is that we did not, it is that we homo sapiens geographically pushed them to extinction, The Rock of Gibraltar is thought to have been their last retreat just before they disappeared into extinction.

Atom
19-09-2010, 03:03 AM
The neanderthals were physically more robust but we homo sapiens were a bit smarter and had superior spear projectiles.

Atom
19-09-2010, 03:34 AM
The neanderthals were primarily meat eaters even though fruits and berries were plentiful. They had been around twice as long as us when they vanished 25,000 years ago. This Becoming Human three-part series is really excellent, there is a good share of solid evidence to corroborate the theories put forth.

Atom
19-09-2010, 04:04 AM
Actually, the neanderthal genome has been sequenced believe it or not, from neanderthal bones. Not only do we now know that we did not interbreed with them, but gene sequencing has also allowed us to calculate the amount of time our species had been diverging from theirs before their extinction.

Atom
19-09-2010, 04:29 AM
http://3t9.com/Atom/monkey.jpg

Atom
19-09-2010, 04:30 AM
http://3t9.com/Atom/marilyn_manson01.jpg

Ferre
19-09-2010, 06:53 AM
At the end of the day we are all apes. Smart apes, but apes nevertheless.

..but I like my existence as an ape, I don't mind I belong to the same group of species as Chimpanzees, Gorilla's, and those cute little Rhesus Monkeys we humans love to experiment on in our highly advanced laboratories.

pctec
21-09-2010, 06:43 AM
I love it when plans are made to let the boobies out...

Muddy
21-09-2010, 09:20 AM
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Atom
21-09-2010, 10:21 AM
At the end of the day we are all apes. Smart apes, but apes nevertheless.

..but I like my existence as an ape, (...)I agree with the opening statements, but I'm not real crazy about the idea to be quite frank. lol

Atom
21-09-2010, 10:34 PM
I just watched What Darwin Never Knew for the third time and I am absolutely astounded with each viewing. This is a must see, folks. This has to be one of, if not the most important documentaries to date in the world.

Atom
21-09-2010, 11:10 PM
What makes it so important for people to see is that it's in a highly informative and concise format that even people of substandard intelligence can grasp.

Atom
21-09-2010, 11:21 PM
One of the basic revelations is that humans evolved from fish. No, I'm not overly thrilled about that fact, but I still find it extremely fascinating. When all this discovery is said and done, we the human species may indeed find ourselves face to face with god.

Atom
21-09-2010, 11:33 PM
God may well be found to be something VERY different than what anyone that's ever lived before has or could have conceived.

Muddy
22-09-2010, 12:24 AM
One of the basic revelations is that humans evolved from fish. No, I'm not overly thrilled about that fact, but I still find it extremely fascinating. When all this discovery is said and done, we the human species may indeed find ourselves face to face with cod.

True.

Atom
22-09-2010, 12:42 AM
LOL! ^ Nice one! :sqbiggrin:

http://3t9.com/Atom/Folky_Art_codfish.jpg

Atom
22-09-2010, 12:47 AM
That is an actual piece of sheet music, one of several different ones my sister has on the wall in the house. Back when I had a scanner I scanned a few.

Atom
22-09-2010, 01:03 AM
http://3t9.com/Atom/Folky_Art_Pickaninnies.jpg

Atom
22-09-2010, 01:11 AM
http://3t9.com/Atom/Folky_Art_blackberries.jpg

Atom
22-09-2010, 01:15 AM
http://3t9.com/Atom/Folky_Art_boom.jpg

Atom
22-09-2010, 01:20 AM
These are framed, the bluish hazy streaks are from my scanning them through the glass.

Atom
22-09-2010, 01:28 AM
http://3t9.com/Atom/Folky_Art_iihy.jpg

It appears that the guy in this one might be gay.

Atom
22-09-2010, 02:08 AM
Really though, it does seem we may be at the crux of the god matter, and possibly to be confused with the custard matter dripping from a dead dog's eye. A discovery in genetics to confound all our godly ideas.

Atom
22-09-2010, 02:40 AM
We're all sprung from pilchards for god sakes!

Atom
22-09-2010, 02:44 AM
It really is quite fascinating how scientists have figured out about how evolution works.

Atom
22-09-2010, 02:47 AM
shocklock.

Atom
22-09-2010, 02:49 AM
Ok who wants to break the news to the right wing extremists that their foundation is crumbling? lol

Strong
22-09-2010, 05:39 AM
God Helmet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_helmet)

Atom
22-09-2010, 11:06 AM
Pecker Helmet.

Atom
23-09-2010, 10:30 PM
I just thought of a new slang phrase, 'off the rack'. I hope it's not already taken.

Atom
23-09-2010, 11:36 PM
Dammit, I just heard that phrase on a Gossip Girl commercial, I must have overheard it earlier.

"Chuck will soon realize it doesn’t
matter if the dress is couture when
the girl is off the rack. Then, as
is the case with all things that
don’t fit, you’ll be sent back to
where you came from."

ewomack
25-09-2010, 08:01 PM
DS8eVLvCczY

ewomack
25-09-2010, 08:02 PM
9Nm-wL5SIq0

Atom
28-09-2010, 10:23 PM
I went to the Dollar General today to get some coffee and pretended I didn't know math at the checkout, that was fun. I ended up putting two things back and adding something different trying to make the available balance, the people in the line were furious, good time.

Atom
28-09-2010, 10:25 PM
The cashier finally was so confused that she lent me a dollar I swear to god.

Atom
01-10-2010, 03:55 PM
Boy oh boy, what a life it's been today, never a dull moment.

Atom
01-10-2010, 04:02 PM
I've been trying to keep the giraffe out of the garden all morning.

Atom
01-10-2010, 04:03 PM
J/k, it's fall, don't nobody have nothing growing this time of year is they?

Atom
01-10-2010, 04:08 PM
I've an electronic abortion sitting beside me that I need to straighten out but am putting off due to dread and loathing.

Atom
01-10-2010, 04:18 PM
I feel naked without an oscilloscope.

Atom
01-10-2010, 04:23 PM
If they have talk like a pirate day then I think there should be a talk like a farmer day.

Atom
01-10-2010, 04:26 PM
We could look up Amos McCoy lines and such.

Muddy
01-10-2010, 04:36 PM
I don't know about you guys but I couldn't finish watching that Shit Eater video. I made it as far as the condom and I should say I made it to that point not through that point. Hey, call me a wuss. I'm surprised I lasted that long.

Atom
01-10-2010, 04:42 PM
I thought it over for a few seconds and decided it would be best to not click on that one. lol

Muddy
01-10-2010, 04:45 PM
Wise, wise man.

Atom
02-10-2010, 11:04 PM
G5c0K458t7U

Atom
03-10-2010, 06:12 AM
lXgzQQ5XsHc

Atom
03-10-2010, 10:07 PM
OCD? Me? Nah.. I'm just the type of guy that insists on an immaculate yard to the point of cardiac arrest, that's all.

ewomack
08-10-2010, 07:08 PM
My soul just came down with dandruff... I leave a little trail of glowing flakes behind me wherever I go... embarrassing... I think I need a metaphysician... damn phonebook didn't help a bit on that one...

Muddy
11-10-2010, 12:20 PM
Try some Selsun Boo.

Atom
11-10-2010, 01:00 PM
Pixie dust.

Atom
13-10-2010, 02:53 PM
I have to fill out some damned paperwork or another, don't you just hate that? I do. No callused pen fingers here. I've always pressed rather hard on the paper, I'm not sure what that means but I'm sure it's something, some matter of strange course or another.

Atom
13-10-2010, 03:01 PM
Jeezus christ Atom I don't know what you're smoking but I want some godammit.

Atom
13-10-2010, 03:02 PM
No but this is a weird thread isn't it? Some plans for something or another.. I don't know...

Atom
13-10-2010, 03:23 PM
I shoveled up a crapload more black walnuts this morning, near kilt me.
I'm becoming more convinced all the time that I am actually getting old.

Atom
13-10-2010, 03:57 PM
There's neighbor children afoot, I'll keep my crucifix handy.

Atom
13-10-2010, 03:59 PM
The little scrubs are growing like hell.

Atom
14-10-2010, 12:24 PM
Has no one come to one's senses yet? It's almost noon. :sqeek:

I can't believe Tyra featured a girl describing her recent first experience using a tampon. That must be harder than I thought.

Atom
14-10-2010, 12:31 PM
At the end of the show everyone got a free pair of leak-proof panties.

Zap
25-04-2011, 09:12 AM
Again, this Friday, the site may go dark for around 15 minutes or so at approximately 10 PM EDT.
Moving to another new server.

Strong
26-04-2011, 12:51 PM
NO!

What am I supposed to do now!?! Watch that damn wedding!?! You're heartless Zap!!! :sqmad:

:sqwink:

ewomack
26-04-2011, 01:16 PM
He's helping you get in touch with your true British-ness. Consider it a public service.

Zap
26-04-2011, 06:12 PM
It's scheduled for 10 pm Eastern Time.
I suspect you'll be fast asleep. ;)

The royals should already be married by then, no? Isn't Friday the big day?

Strong
28-04-2011, 06:08 PM
I was kidding dude, you aught to know me by now :sqlaugh:

Zap
28-04-2011, 07:52 PM
I was kidding dude, you aught to know me by now :sqlaugh:

I do. More than you realize. :sqeek:

Muddy
28-04-2011, 11:51 PM
I hope this isn't getting Biblical...

Zap
29-04-2011, 08:08 AM
Noticed he hasn't signed in yet today.
He is! He's watching the royal wedding! I knew it!

Strong
29-04-2011, 10:05 AM
The other half threatened terrible things if I didn't sit down and watch. I barely sneaked out on the pretext of cooking some apple crumble. Unfortunately I could still hear the nonsense, but I may have got away with only minor brain damage.

Is it wrong that I was a little turned on by that kiss. :3unsure:


I don't know why but the Star Wars theme kept going through my head whenever I saw them parading around in the church. You know the one when the Emperor finally arrives on the death star in Return of the Jedi with the massed ranks of troops as an honour guard?