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ewomack
04-09-2009, 12:15 AM
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Muddy
04-09-2009, 12:20 AM
I'd like to try that but I need a volunteer to act as my guinea pig.
ewomack
04-09-2009, 12:30 AM
Zap has some spare time, I think...
Muddy
04-09-2009, 12:33 AM
That's true, he has a big ol' honkin' 5 day weekend and all he's got to do is remodel a house before Tuesday...
ewomack
04-09-2009, 12:34 AM
He's just lazin' about... go ahead and bathe him guinea pig style
Muddy
04-09-2009, 12:45 AM
I'm not so sure about that checking for lump and bumps part though...
ewomack
04-09-2009, 08:51 AM
Just be gentle...
Muddy
04-09-2009, 09:25 AM
OK then. Zap, are you ready?
ewomack
04-09-2009, 01:33 PM
I'm sure he is... just a bit shy...

BATH TIME!!!!!
julien_simon
04-09-2009, 01:54 PM
I have a brother with lots of hair,
so much hair, I wish he would share
he would if only he could
but he doesn't have any spare
Muddy
04-09-2009, 05:29 PM
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?
julien_simon
04-09-2009, 05:35 PM
My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don't my mother love me
ewomack
04-09-2009, 07:41 PM
Hair......
long sleek silky hair
Floppy dark raven hair
Vibrant hues of auburn hair
Mops of golden baby hair
Softly shaven 'bald-head' hair
Tennis ball-like to the touch
All different types of hair
I like so much
What is it with hair?
That makes you double-back
and just stare?
But most of all the one
that steals my attention
is that dark, shaggy, in-the-eyes
type of hair! !
Heaven.........
I must be mad
but do you know?
I just love hair! ! !
iowadawg
28-10-2009, 12:23 AM
Anything thread about hair must be bumped back up.

I am grateful I can still go to the barber shop and have hair cut off.
Muddy
28-10-2009, 12:59 AM
"Hair curtains. They hide more than your penis."
iowadawg
28-10-2009, 01:06 AM
When did women shaving their bush become popular?
Used to be fun to part all that hair to get to the meat of the matter.
julien_simon
28-10-2009, 02:24 AM
"Hair curtains. Brush them in public and you'll make new friends faster than on facebook"
julien_simon
28-10-2009, 02:24 AM
"Hair curtains. Because it's your only chance to become famous on BTWIMHO"
Cryren8972
28-10-2009, 05:32 AM
When did women shaving their bush become popular?
Used to be fun to part all that hair to get to the meat of the matter.

When they started wearing thong bikinis...
Rankenstein
12-11-2009, 08:03 AM
I've had to bathe rats before. How difficult it is, is all down the the individual preferences of the rat. Now, Remus (an albino) very much liked being bathed, he had a whale of a time scuttling back and forth, but Romulus found the whole experience beyond the pale. Also, the thing about rats is they have very strong gene throwbacks - and Romulus has a strain of 'tree rat' in him, so he can jump a fair old distance, vertically and horizontally. He had to be firmly gripped at all times whilst being bathed, and he emitted the most piteous squeaks in the process, the soft little bastard.

So the message at bathing time is, know thy rodent.