How to Escape a Fart

[ewomack]

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[Muddy]

That must be positively pornographic to gay guys.

[ewomack]

I found it inspiring and informational... only slightly pornographic...

[Muddy]

Yeah, but you're a gay girl in a guy's body.

[julien_simon]

I can't believe the guy who "smells it all in"

[krisma5]

All you have to do is fart when walking by someone else, and leave it by them to smell.

[ewomack]

An engineer once explained to me that you can't simply run away from a fart. It clings to you for at least a few minutes whether you move away or not. You have to run very very fast to escape. But then you risk a social stigma equal to that of flatulence. Sometimes winning is not an option.

[Zap]

Don't they pretty much escape on their own?

[ewomack]

According to my friend, yes, but it takes more time than you think. You can't simply blow one off and take 10 steps to escape it. Bits of it apparently cling to you.

[Muddy]

Molecules are amazing.

[ewomack]

Fart molecules are miraculous...

[Strong]

It is so liberating to have a forum where we can stretch our intellectual muscles and engage with any topic under the sun. :sqlaugh:

[ewomack]

Next let's talk about the adhesive qualities of the areola..

[Strong]

I've tried licking them till I'm blue in the face, I can't seem to get them to stick.

[Muddy]

Are you going with the grain? That's very important.

[Muddy]

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.

One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."

The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart just as we learned in class."

Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him: "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"

The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."

The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought....... But you are wrong."

The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought....... But you are wrong."

So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"
The old man said, "I thought it was GAS...................... But I was wrong too!"

[ewomack]

I've tried licking them till I'm blue in the face, I can't seem to get them to stick.

Tell your wife that it takes time... lots of time... mine fell for it...

[Strong]

It is a little disheartening when she falls asleep :sqfrown:

[ewomack]

Perhaps some Red Bull before each trial would help?!

[Strong]

I thought you were gonna suggest a poker. But I have tried that. :sqwink:

There is a problem with Red Bull. What happens afterwards. She will insist you stay up and talk. Damn it man! Think it through!

Why do you want to punish me!

[ewomack]

Perhaps she has some interesting news items?

[Muddy]

I thought you were gonna suggest a poker.

That's precisely what a suggest.

[ewomack]

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[Strong]

I think the time is ripe for my carbon impregnated underpants to be unleashed in the Japanese market. I'll make millions.

[ewomack]

Indeed. Nice to finally hear some inspiring words about underpants.

[krisma5]

LOL that was awesome!! :sqlaugh:

[krisma5]

I gotta remember to show that one to my husband!

[ewomack]

The Japanese are really into farts...

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