Instructions for milking your prostate...

[ewomack]

I've never done this... ummm... not sure if I will... but apparently one can milk one's own prostrate...

Instrutions for milking your prostrate... (http://ezinearticles.com/?Step-By-Step-Directions-for-Milking-the-Prostate&id=435808)

Here are the steps to take in milking the prostate on your own:

1. Perform urination or a bowel movement in order to maximize the relaxation of the area.

2. Make sure that your fingernails are trimmed and have no jagged edges jutting out.

3. Clean your body and your hands thoroughly. Then put on a sterile latex glove on your hand. Dab a little water-based lubricant on your fingers.

4. Carefully insert your finger or fingers into your anus. Move them gradually upwards and to the back, along the area of the rectum towards the front of your body. Your fingers should be moving in roughly the direction of your navel.

5. You will feel the prostate gland, which is like a small, round bulb about the size of a large walnut. Gently massage it with a light waving motion along its sides, taking care not to press hard on the central area, where the sensitive nerves are located. Avoid touching the prostate gland with your fingernails.

6. You may experience a disconcerting sensation that makes you feel like going to the bathroom although you do not have to. Try not to let it affect you, and continue with the procedure.

7. After a few minutes, the prostate gland may be stimulated enough for ejaculation to occur. You are also likely to experience sexual pleasure or orgasm. However, the procedure does not always successfully bring about ejaculation.

[Muddy]

If ANYONE is an authority on this, it's ^!

[ewomack]

I'm wondering if there's ANYONE in the world who has tried this and not come out of it thinking "WHAT THE !!^!$^%$!%^ AM I DOING UP MY ANUS?!?!!?"

[Muddy]

If the goal is ejaculation, aren't there, um...a couple alternatives?

[ewomack]

One would think so...

[Strong]

Ah, as a preventative cancer treatment, I see, well that explains it then ...

You know next time I see my doctor put on rubber gloves, I ain't gonna be able to keep a straight face :sqlaugh:


I'm wondering if there's ANYONE in the world who has tried this and not come out of it thinking "WHAT THE !!^!$^%$!%^ AM I DOING UP MY ANUS?!?!!?"

You must be working for a decent employer.

[krisma5]

Ah, as a preventative cancer treatment, I see, well that explains it then ...


Just have more sex! :sqwink:

[Strong]

I better show this thread to my wife.

*Darling, oh darling, you busy dear? Bring the rubber gloves!*

[ewomack]

My entire life is one big public service announcement... now you're catching on!!

[Strong]

Maybe you should become a town crier!

34aTDwm45AM

Yes they do still exist!

[ewomack]

Wow, life was tough back in the analog days...

How do I apply? Which town? And will my accent matter?

[Strong]

You shout loudly.
Peterborough.
You need clear diction.

[ewomack]

Mffmffmgfmfmfmfmfmf!!!!!!


I think I'm in... I'm off to Velocity.com to get my ticket...

[krisma5]

*Darling, oh darling, you busy dear? Bring the rubber gloves!*

I've got some but that is NOT what I'm going to use them for!!:sqerr:

[Strong]

So what do you use your gloves for may I ask in a lascivious way and waggling my eyebrows?

[Muddy]

So what do you use your gloves for may I ask in a lascivious way and waggling my eyebrows?

Wait! That's your other avatar!

[Atom]

I've never done this... ummm... not sure if I will... but apparently one can milk one's own prostrate...

Instrutions for milking your prostrate... (http://ezinearticles.com/?Step-By-Step-Directions-for-Milking-the-Prostate&id=435808)

Here are the steps to take in milking the prostate on your own:

(...)Could you please make up your mind? Which is it? Lay off the Red Bull!

Wait a minute.. prostrate? That wouldn't have anything to do with a simple massage turning into a heathenous orgy with one's self would it?

[ewomack]

It has supposedly healing and orgiastic affects... anyone tried it yet? Come on, speak up...

[Muddy]

I tried it with my dog. It does have heeling affects. Stuck my thumb in his ass and he never leaves my side.

[Atom]

Well why didn't you say it had organic effects sooner, I'll try it tonight then, right after soupy and the whale.

[iowadawg]

Forget the prostate!

Try 3 days straight of a catheter!
And good looking nurses checking everything out a dozen times a day.
But the sponge cleanups were more fun....

Hahahahhahaha

[Muddy]

Been there done that. Hey! How do you rate gettin' good lookin' nurses? I think mine all moonlighted as bouncers down at Frank's Have a Shot/Take a Shot.

[krisma5]

So what do you use your gloves for may I ask in a lascivious way and waggling my eyebrows?

that's my secret... :sqrofl:

[Strong]

Well let it be ours!

Well this thread is as good a place as any for this article. Men's health issues are important, we should all be aware, include you women! :sqbiggrin:


Scientists have produced compelling evidence that a virus known to cause cancer in animals is linked to prostate cancer in humans.

The researchers from the University of Utah and Columbia University medical schools found the virus in 27% of the 200 cancerous prostates they looked at.

They say it was associated with more aggressive tumours and found in only 6% of non-cancerous prostates.

The finding raises the prospect of one day producing a vaccine.

Previous research has linked XMRV (Xenotropic murine leukaemia virus) to prostate cancer but not specifically to the aggressive form of the disease.

Article: BBC - Virus linked to prostate tumours (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8241835.stm)

[ewomack]

Interesting... someone out there is doing good work...

[iowadawg]

I got no comment on this obvious gay procedure.

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I have better solution that saves me time on preparation.

Every time I feel like to have foreplay with my prostate, I would call my urologist to complain and he would do it for me in professional way.

:)

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[Cryren8972]

If the goal is ejaculation, aren't there, um...a couple alternatives?


One would think so...

One would HOPE so...:sqeek: