This Or That

[Zap]

How To Play:
Provide two choices for the next person.

Black or White?

They choose.

Black

And then they provide two choices for the next person.

True or False?

[Strong]

True!

Half full or half empty?

[fastreplies]

True > Half full

Day or Night

:)


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[Zap]

Night

1 or 2?

[Muddy]

1

Blonde or Redhead?

[Strong]

Redhead.

Top or bottom (bunk beds before a smart arse gets any ideas ;))?

[fastreplies]

Top on Top

Light or Heavy


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[Strong]

Light

J.R.R. Tolkien or C. S. Lewis?

[fastreplies]

Have to go with J.R.R. Tolkien

Yesterday or Tomorrow


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[Strong]

Tomorrow I guess.

Butter side up or butter side down?

[krisma5]

Butter side up.

Skinny dipping or streaking?

[fastreplies]

Skinny dipping

Michelin or Firestane

;)

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[ewomack]

Huh?

I like the Michelin man, so I'll go with that one. But to me tires are tires.

Dude or Dudette?

[Muddy]

Does that even require an answer?

Get Milked (www.getmilked.com)? or Got Milk (www.gotmilk.com)?

[Trapper]

Get Milked


Skip Intro or Watch Intro?

[Muddy]

Depends on the site. ;)

Maple syrup or pickled salmon?

[Trapper]

Maple syrple.


Facebook or Myspace

[Muddy]

Hate 'em both.

#4 Victor or snare?

[fastreplies]

#4 Victor... I guess

Water or Coke

:)

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[krisma5]

Water

rain or shine

[fastreplies]

shine

PC or Mac

:)

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[krisma5]

PC

left or right

[Muddy]

I fancy 'em both and'd hate to lose either one.

Rare or well done?

[fastreplies]

Sure, well done is just fine

Icecream or Milkshake

:)

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[krisma5]

it's the same thing, ice cream just melted...

pineapple or mango

[Trapper]

pineapple.



Red wine or white?

[krisma5]

red

beer or shots

[Trapper]

beer.

Jello or Pudding?

[krisma5]

pudding

meat or fish

[Trapper]

meat

Front to back or back to front?

[Strong]

What's the difference, sex can be so much fun!

croke or pepsi

[Trapper]

I like Croke zero.



Vodka or gin?

[Strong]

I've never played vodka so it'll have to be gin.

Front fastening or back?

[Trapper]

Back (easier access - and I am a pro un-clasper)


Lace or cotton?

[Strong]

I find lace gets stuck in my teeth, so cotton. ;)

Piercings or tattoos?

[Trapper]

I find piercings get stuck in my teeth, so tattoos.



Hamburgers or hot dogs?

[fastreplies]

hot dogs

Forums or Blogs?

:)

fastreplies

[Trapper]

Forums



Wordpress or blogger

[fastreplies]

Wordpress

Energizer or Duracell

:)

fastreplies

[Trapper]

Duracell



Elton John or Billy Joel

[fastreplies]

Canadian any time. Billy Joel of course

Perogies or Blences

:)

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[ewomack]

PEROGIES!!!!

Skirts or Skorts?!?!

[krisma5]

Skirts

long or short

[Muddy]

*coughs*...er...whataya talkin' 'bout?

[krisma5]

depends on what you are thinking about.

[Muddy]

I reckon that's the long and the short of it.

[krisma5]

bout sums it up.

[Strong]

Attenborough (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attenborough,_D.) or Cousteau (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacques-Yves_Cousteau)

[julien_simon]

Cousteau of course. :) I have books and video tapes from him.

Spanish from Spain or from Mexico?

[Muddy]

Spain, although the th sounds sound gay.

[julien_simon]

how about two choices? :)

[Muddy]

Ok, what are they?

[julien_simon]

I don't know, it's your turn.

don't try to turn it around you little thief!

[Muddy]

In France you're either a little thief or a little cabbage. lol

OK, little thieves or little cabbages?

[julien_simon]

LOL

I'll go with the little cabbage.

now in France, do you think you should be a hen or a pullet?

[ewomack]

I think I'll go with hen, but I'm not sure what that means in France...

The left nipple or the right nipple?

[Muddy]

Before this can be answered with any accuracy, it's imperative to know whether you mean one's own or the other party's.

[julien_simon]

nah - always go for the left nipple.

ALWAYS!

[ewomack]

Wise Frenchman... he knows the pleasures of the left nipple...

[ewomack]

tit or tat?

[Muddy]

Both. (http://atlas0shrugged.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/breast-tattoo-11314348571673.jpg)

[ewomack]

Illluminated breasticles... wow...

[buffalo]

Um, what are the choices now?

[Muddy]

Oh oops. Frenchmen or Canadians?

[buffalo]

Canadians. I know more of them than I do Frenchmen.

Hedgehogs or porcupines?

[Muddy]

Hedgepines....no wait! Porcuhogs.

Although that sounds slightly obscene.

Facial hair or clean-shaven?

[buffalo]

ohhhh..... I adore men with facial hair :D

Swiss cheese or cheddar cheese?

[Muddy]

Well it depends, but for most cheese applications I'd have to go with cheddar.

Fishing or reading?

[Strong]

Reading while pretending to fish.

Infra-red or ultraviolet?

[julien_simon]

ultraviolet (http://luminart-design.host22.com/boutique/administrer/upload//240509_170329_PEEL_DDqXTh.gif)

rhum or vodka?

[Zap]

rhum or vodka?

Vodka.
(Was there ever a chance I'd say something different?) :sqwink:

Chocolate or Vanilla?

[Muddy]

ultraviolet (http://luminart-design.host22.com/boutique/administrer/upload//240509_170329_PEEL_DDqXTh.gif)

rhum or vodka?

Ju, I see your mom isn't sitting next to you today. lol!

[Muddy]

Chocolate.

filtered or unfiltered?

[julien_simon]

Ju, I see your mom isn't sitting next to you today. lol!

lol - she is at work :sqwink:

[julien_simon]

none - I hate coffee.

Hotel or camping?

[krisma5]

camping in the hotel lobby

glass or mug?

[julien_simon]

Pitcher :)

snails or frogs? ;)

[Strong]

I hate to admit it but, frogs.

Pyjamas or nude?

[ewomack]

Nude with cool whip... was that an option?

fingernails or toenails?

[krisma5]

fingernails

crocs or gators?

[Muddy]

Crocs cuz you can wear 'em.

Paris or Venice?

[julien_simon]

Venice. I hate Paris. Well, I don't hate Paris itself but I hate parisians.

there I said it.

one other thing that I hate. My you click on "unread posts" and it brings you to somebody answering a post without quoting it that is on a previous page, forcing you to click more to read through it, realizing that the answer is probably off topic anyway so you didn't have to bother going through all this trouble.

[julien_simon]

What a mess I tell you.

[Muddy]

Venice. I hate Paris. Well, I don't hate Paris itself but I hate parisians.

there I said it.

one other thing that I hate. My you click on "unread posts" and it brings you to somebody answering a post without quoting it that is on a previous page, forcing you to click more to read through it, realizing that the answer is probably off topic anyway so you didn't have to bother going through all this trouble.

What the hell are you talking about? lol!

[julien_simon]

let's take this thread for example. I read the last post on page 4, then my life went on, I did some stuff, with scary real people.

I came back to the safe world and click on "unread post". This thread showed up because you had posted wittily like a american genius ninja. I saw your post, click on page 4, click back on page 5, had a drink, read your post. posted.

life went on.

move on.

right? :D

[Strong]

Julien, what the hell are you talking about!?!

LOL

(Sorry, I shouldn't pretend to be Muddy.)

[julien_simon]

Julien, what the hell are you talking about!?!

LOL

(Sorry, I shouldn't pretend to be Muddy.)

I guess it wasn't very clear was it? :sqrolleyes::sqrofl:

[Strong]

I think I got your meaning, you would like to click on the list of threads and be positioned at the post after the last one you read in the thread. Yes?

[julien_simon]

not quite :D

I said I don't like when I click on a thread and access the last post I haven't read. This specific post is the first one on a page and refers to the last post on the previous page. I then have to click on the previous page, go read the post, realize I already read it, go back to the next page....

I was more ranting than anything else. don't sweat it.

[Strong]

Ah, I get it now.

I have a feeling you will start complaining the sky is the wrong shade of blue soon :sqwink:

But I find that irksome as well.

[julien_simon]

define:irksome - Recherche Google (http://www.google.fr/search?rlz=1C1CHNH_enCA324CA326&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=define:irksome)

[julien_simon]

I believe I could ask for a bursary to be on this forum because it helps my English, therefore makes me more competent at work.

[Strong]

Irksome (http://www.ldoceonline.com/dictionary/irksome)

Google sucks sometimes.

[julien_simon]

Google didn't get that far without sucking and sleeping here and there.

[ewomack]

No sleeping just sucking...

[Strong]

I just googled "sucking" and it seems Google knows all about it, 34,300,000!

See! (http://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&source=hp&q=sucking&btnG=Google+Search&meta=&aq=f&oq=sucking&fp=d201e90ebf28d963)

[ewomack]

Just don't ever look it up at work, like a co-worker of mine once innocently looked up "eat me."

He came over to my desk and said "wow, was that a mistake..."

[Muddy]

Innocently?

[julien_simon]

LjM4_U301WQ

[Muddy]

^ Ten bucks says you get green rep and thanks from Strongy for this one!

[julien_simon]

^ Ten bucks says you get green rep and thanks from Strongy for this one!

*PMing Strongy - We'll split $5 / $5*

[Strong]

DOH!

DOH! is too short a post apparently! DOH!

[julien_simon]

the 5 characters rule dressed LOL with ^!

^LOL!

[Strong]

I'll have to remember that!

What was this game again? :sqconfused:

[julien_simon]

LOL or ^LOL! ?

[olla86]

^LOL!


Love or money?

[Strong]

Well technically I'd love to have money.

German Shepard or Alsatian?

[Zap]

I'm going to have to go with German Shepherd, since I have one. :sqbiggrin:

http://www.edumucation.com/images/Terra.jpg

Oil or Vinegar?

[crazzycat]

Vinegar it is beter for health

House or Supernatural?

[Strong]

House because of Hugh Laurie!

The Olympics or the World Cup?

[julien_simon]

World Cup!

striking or streaking?

[Muddy]

Good god. Streaking? Is that when you run through town wearing nothing but ribeyes?

[julien_simon]

yup :D

[Muddy]

I try not to strike anyone unless I'm struck first and the streaking sounds kinda fun. Plus when you're through you could invite Steak Eater over to cook 'em!

Baths or showers?

[buffalo]

Showers...

Camper or hotel?

[Muddy]

Camper? I hardly know her!

Hotel. But a tent for camping.

Sailboat or motorboat?

[ewomack]

Sailboat

Liver or esophagus?

[Strong]

Oh I like living.

Mars or Venus?

[Muddy]

The bar or the tennis player?

Venus

Toe sucking or no toe sucking?

[Strong]

Variety is the spice of life.

A cane or slipper?

[buffalo]

Slipper

First thing in the morning, or last thing at night?

[iowadawg]

last thing at night.
wife gets up early, I get up late...so that ruins mornings....

Cinderella or Mother Goose

[Strong]

Cinderella, I like dirty girls.

Mike Tyson or Sugar Ray Leonard?

[buffalo]

anyone other than Mike Tyson...

Frank Sinatra, or Billy Joel

[Strong]

Sinatra!

Jolly Roger or Union Jack?

[buffalo]

Jolly Roger

Jolly Ranchers or Yukon Jack?

[iowadawg]

Jolly Ranchers (sour)

Zippo or Disposable

[Ferre]

St Dupont (the gas canisters are disposable)

Jimi Hendrix or Michael Jackson?

[Muddy]

Hendrix by far.

Right or wrong?

[Strong]

Usually.

Hand shake or French kiss?

[Muddy]

Usually.

Lentils or blackeyed peas?

[Zap]

I'm going to have to go with this...

http://www.topnews.in/light/files/Fergie1.jpg

Van Halen... Hagar or Roth?

[Muddy]

LOL! Yes! Right answer!

[Muddy]

Roth.

Michelle or Condi?

[ewomack]

Michelle...

Mein Kampf or Ruhnama?

[Muddy]

Mein Kampf. The mustache WILL come back!

Julia Childs or Justin Wilson?

[Sami4u]

Hi,

Justin Wilson by far.

Wolfgang Puck or Gunther?

Butterflies Forever

Sami

[ewomack]

Gunther... I think... I'm not sure... Wolfgang is a cool name...

Foot or feet?

[iowadawg]

Feet.
Hard to spread on foot.

Top or Bottom

[Sami4u]

Hi,

Top.

Gentle or Hard?

Butterflies Forever

Sami

[ewomack]

Gently hard...

Totoro or Kiki?

[Sami4u]

Hi,

No Clue what are they?

Give or Receive?

Sami

[Strong]

I like to give before I receive, just good manners.

Peanut butter or jam?

[Cryren8972]

Depends on what I'm jamming, or peanut buttering.
Clowns or hobos?

[ewomack]

Clowns. Especially evil ones.

Tickle or tackle?

[iowadawg]

Ah, been some time since I tackled an amazon just to tickle her.

fish or dish

[ewomack]

Dish. They smell wonderous.

Gape or nape?

[Muddy]

Nape.

Clavicle or Coccyx?

[ewomack]

Both in a smoothie...

Rear or ass?

[Sami4u]

Both in a smoothie...

Rear or ass?

Hi,

Butt :)

Ass is to vulgar unless I say kiss mine.

chicken or egg

Sami

[Strong]

Evolution.

Bendy bus or double decker?

[Sami4u]

Hi,

double decker :D

House or Apt. ?

Sami

[iowadawg]

Apt.

Fox or Cnn

[Sami4u]

Hi,

FOX

Bones or House?

Sami

[Muddy]

Er...house I guess.

Grupledfenkle or blidmorwosdim?

[Sami4u]

Er...house I guess.

Grupledfenkle or blidmorwosdim?

Hi,

Bones and House are both TV shows on the FOX network?

Both shows are really good I would have a hard time to pick one.

As for this Grupledfenkle or blidmorwosdim?

What does it mean in English please is that German?

Joyful or Gay?

Sami

[iowadawg]

Joyful

Jubjub bird or frumious Bandersnatch

[Sami4u]

Joyful

Jubjub bird or frumious Bandersnatch


Hi,

Jubjub bird

Somebody must be reading Lewis Carroll?

Black or Sable?

Sami

[ewomack]

Sable, only because it rhymes with ble.

Duct tape or manacles?

[Cryren8972]

manacles
debauchery or virginity

[Sami4u]

debauchery

Mother or Mother in Law?

[ewomack]

Mama

squirrel or capybara?

[iowadawg]

Squirrel (actually they are rats with fluffy tails and good press)

cash or gift card

[Muddy]

cash

Vivian or June?

[ewomack]

Vivian from Oblivion

Zrk6uwk7-DE

Waffle or Crepe?

[Sami4u]

Hi,

Pancakes :)

Donuts or Long Johns?

Sami

[ewomack]

Long Johns... I rub them over my legs in winter for warmth...

Hamster or gerbil?

[Sami4u]

Hi,

Hamster

live or evil?

Sami

[Muddy]

Live.

level or level?

[julien_simon]

level

moose or mousse?

[Sami4u]

Hi,

moose

noon or noon? :)

Sami

[Muddy]

Noon

gorilla or allirog?

[Cryren8972]

gorilla
piss or vinegar?

[Strong]

Depends where the jelly fish stung.

Fake or real fur?

[Cryren8972]

fake
real or fake boobs?

[Strong]

How dare you Madam! 100% certified real, if you please, nothing else will do :sqlaugh:

Ring doughnuts or cock rings? :sqwink:

[Cryren8972]

Can I use one for the other?
coffee or tea?

[Sami4u]

Hi,

tea

hot or cold?

[julien_simon]

cold

Kayak or kayak?

[Strong]

Can I use one for the other?
coffee or tea?

Now that is imaginative thinking.

(Food, sex and television. George's paradise.)

[ewomack]

Paddle boat

underknees or overknees?

[iowadawg]

On your knees woman...

twat or snatch

[Cryren8972]

twat
S & M or dominatrix?

[Sami4u]

dominatrix

oral or anal?

[Strong]

I hate pills.

Yoghurt or ice cream?

[iowadawg]

ice cream
(yogurt is for wussies)

nbc or fox

[Muddy]

NBC

long or wide?

[ewomack]

lwong

intangible or ineffable?

[julien_simon]

Mr invisible.

fox or cougar?

[ewomack]

Fox (not the news station)

Penetration or Mastication?

[iowadawg]

I masticate before I penetrate.

Pac Man or Dig Dug

[Muddy]

Ouch!

Asteroids

Venison or beef?

[Sami4u]

Beef

Jerky or Banana?

Sami

[ewomack]

Jerky banana!!

Left nostril or right nostril?

[julien_simon]

definitely the left one

left belly button or right belly button?

[Sami4u]

Hi

The middle belly button.

Inney or Outie?

Sami

[Cryren8972]

Inney outie inney outie inney outie...oh well, you get the picture.
tramp stamp or target practice?

[Sami4u]

Hi,

Tramp stamp I guess why would you want to be shot at?

house or home?

Sami

[iowadawg]

home...the world is full of houses...but damn few homes.

aircraft carrier or submarine

[Muddy]

Cry'll pick the submarine. Know why?

[Zap]

Cry'll pick the submarine. Know why?

Cuz she doesn't want anyone to carrier?

[Muddy]

Good one. It's because submarines are long, hard and full of seamen.

[Sami4u]

Cry'll pick the submarine. Know why?

Hi

Sure Muddy just leave it without a question in your post.

I'll take the aircraft carrier I think it holds more seamen :sqbiggrin::sqlaugh::sqwink:

Sami

Army or Navy?

[Muddy]

Sorry 'bout that!

Navy

Navy blue or baby blue?

[iowadawg]

I like baby blue..

Just like my wifes baby blue eyes....

root beer or sassafras

[Sami4u]

Hi,

Root beer with ice cream. :)

A&W or Barg's

Sami

[Muddy]

A & W

hot wings or Filet Mignon?

[Sami4u]

Hi,

Filet Mignon Yummmm!

Bacon or Sausage?

Sami

[Muddy]

That's a tough one...guess I'll have to say bacon.

Sailing or motoring?

[Sami4u]

Hi,

One if by land, two if by sea. I'll take one.

Do you know what I am talking about or not?

Ami

[julien_simon]

it's a poem by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.

what about your choice? You give Muddy a hard time to Muddy but ain't no better. :D

[Sami4u]

it's a poem by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.

what about your choice? You give Muddy a hard time to Muddy but ain't no better. :D

Hi.

:duh:

I did choice was about or not :sqbiggrin:

Norman Rockwell or Olivia De Berardinis?

Sami

[Muddy]

And I on the opposite shore will be...

[Muddy]

Olivia hands down.

porridge or pudding?

[Sami4u]

Olivia hands down.

porridge or pudding?

Hi

I had to look up porridge. It's real I thought it was just in the 3 Bears.

I'll take pudding?

books or magazine?

Sami

[Sami4u]

And I on the opposite shore will be...

Me in a bikini :sqbiggrin:

Sami

hot or cold shower?

Sami

[Muddy]

Me in a bikini :sqbiggrin:

Can you show us an example of what that would look like?


hot or cold shower?

Sami

Hot

rhino or hippo?

[Sami4u]

Hi,


Can you show us an example of what that would look like?

BTWIMHO Chat Forums - View Single Post - Happy Halloween Everyone (http://www.btwimho.com/showpost.php?p=20761&postcount=27)

:sqlaugh:

rhino or hippo?[/QUOTE]

Rhino

Sinclair or British Petroleum?

Sami

[ewomack]

My intestinal walls itch...

[ewomack]

Does anyone have a REALLY REALLY long piece of pipe cleaner?

[Muddy]

My intestinal walls itch...

http://www.brewshop.co.za/images/BottleBrush.JPG

[iowadawg]

Eat a box of shredded wheat....
That always relieves my itching.

[Muddy]

Eat a box of shredded Brillo pads.

[iowadawg]

Eat only the soapless brillo pads.

[ewomack]

I knew my friends would come through... I'm chugging Brillo pads by the dozens...

[iowadawg]

You gonna have some weird shit....

[ewomack]

Indeed! It'll be like that time I ate at Kentucky Fried Chicken...

[iowadawg]

Oooooooooooooo...you ate kfc shit?

[ewomack]

I'd rather not talk about it...

[iowadawg]

It is good to talk about it....
Very cathartic.

[ewomack]

Ok... it all started when this nun leapt on me...

[Atom]

Is this game a new form of politics? lol

[Sami4u]

Hi

NO

cows or pigs?

Sami

[buffalo]

Is this game a new form of politics? lol

Is this thread even a game anymore?

[Atom]

Is this thread even a game anymore?Doubtful, the marijuana smokers seem to have taken it over.

I'm still pissed at you, BTW.

[buffalo]

You are pissed at me??? :eek: Whatever for??

[Atom]

Never mind, you didn't PM me so I'm not going to tell you now, miss I'm too good to PM someone. So there!

[buffalo]

You have completely lost me. Was I supposed to PM you?? And didn't I read in a thread somewhere that you didn't do PMs?

[Atom]

Yes I know that I said that I don't care for PM's, but you would have been different.

[buffalo]

Yes I know that I said that I don't care for PM's, but you would have been different.

Wow. I feel special. and different. :sqcool:

[iowadawg]

Where were we on this thread?
Did we mention whores?

Whores or prostitutes

[Cryren8972]

Yes I know that I said that I don't care for PM's, but you would have been different.

what?
sigh....
I must now change my avatar.

[Atom]

what?
sigh....
I must now change my avatar.No, please don't, I love you as you are, please. lol

[ewomack]

Totoro or Kiki?

I prefer 10-grain pancakes myself...

Has love been blooming on this forum? Why are all those little birdies tweeting...

[Muddy]

Why are all those little birdies tweeting...

'Cause they're watching Cry and they know what she's doing.

[Cryren8972]

'Cause they're watching Cry and they know what she's doing.

I always feel like...somebody's watching meeee....
oysters or clams

[Strong]

Euphemistically speaking, yes.

Sausage or bratwurst?

[Cryren8972]

Euphemistically speaking, yes.

Sausage or bratwurst?

Depends on the sausage...if it's Italian sausage, that wins hands down. But I like bratwurst more than the traditional breakfast sausage.
Man purse or European shoulder bag?

[artagnan]

European shoulder bag

Straight or gay?

[Sami4u]

Hi

BI

all night or short quickies?

Sami