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iowadawg
08-09-2009, 09:38 PM
Welcome to BTWIMHO.COM!
How did you hear about us?
Zap purchased advertising for this forum on my blogs.

What are your interests?
Enjoying retired life and our grandchildren.

How long have you been using the internet and forums?
40 years ago, I started.


Thank you for taking part in this interview, iowadawg. We appreciate your time and effort and we look forward to getting to know you.
Enjoy the forums!

Dudette
08-09-2009, 09:57 PM
Hi iowadawg, welcome to the forum, there's a lot to learn here so be sure to look around. :)

ewomack
08-09-2009, 09:58 PM
Welcome!! Post and tell us about your 40 years of internet use... and don't mind Dudette... or do mind her... up to you... welcome!!! :sqlaugh:

Zap
08-09-2009, 10:05 PM
Hey Dawg!

Are you related to Snoop, by any chance?

iowadawg
08-09-2009, 10:25 PM
Thanks all.

Snoop is the branch of the family when some great great great great grandad messed around with the cotton pickers.

Speaking of some great grandad, going way the heck back to the time when the USA was not the USA, but fighting to become the USA, there was an Irishman in that fight for the USA who is my wife's way back when relation on her dad's side.
Very interesting the history of my wife's family.

Who knows about the Belgian Congo and the fight there for independence in the 50's and 60's?
Long story about an aunt of my wife who was there. One of the last American women to leave before the big massacres.

Muddy
08-09-2009, 10:28 PM
Good to meet ya Dawg! I hope you're partial to insanity!

ewomack
08-09-2009, 10:43 PM
Partiality makes me insane...

Muddy
08-09-2009, 10:52 PM
You prefer the hole don't you?

ewomack
08-09-2009, 10:53 PM
To the parts, yes...

Muddy
08-09-2009, 10:54 PM
Exactly. If there's more than one...well, you'll deal with it I guess...

ewomack
08-09-2009, 10:58 PM
Exactly. When things begin cell multiplying spontaneously I know it's time to lock up the house and kill some time at the hardware store...

ewomack
08-09-2009, 10:59 PM
By the way, Welcome IowaDawg...

Muddy
08-09-2009, 11:17 PM
Dawg must be soooo glad he's safe and sound in Iowa.

Atom
08-09-2009, 11:53 PM
I don't know, Lois, I think gays should be allowed to marry, they have a right to be miserable too.

Welcome to Purple Beach.

iowadawg
09-09-2009, 12:06 AM
Good to meet ya Dawg! I hope you're partial to insanity!
I revel in my insanity.


Partiality makes me insane...
Wholeness also makes me insane.


Dawg must be soooo glad he's safe and sound in Iowa.
Far cry from Texas! hahahahhaha

I don't know, Lois, I think gays should be allowed to marry, they have a right to be miserable too.

Welcome to Purple Beach.
Iowa will marry any gay/lesbian couple.

(aside: is this forum just for insane, sick, whacko, odd, strange, people?)

Muddy
09-09-2009, 12:17 AM
(aside: is this forum just for insane, sick, whacko, odd, strange, people?)


Oh you're far too kind. Please do pull up a traffic cone and stay a while. May we offer you some opiates?

krisma5
09-09-2009, 03:02 AM
Welcome Dawg! Glad to have you here!

Strong
09-09-2009, 04:34 AM
Well let me just say that I am entirely sane at least some of the time.

Welcome, and boy are you welcome to it Dawg :sqlaugh:

ewomack
09-09-2009, 07:35 AM
You will fit in fine after the injections... come this way, please...

krisma5
09-09-2009, 10:00 AM
just had mine yesterday..... :sqerr:heeheehahahohoharhar

ewomack
09-09-2009, 10:49 AM
They seem to be working fine. Excellent. Now drink this... QUICKLY!!!

Atom
09-09-2009, 11:16 AM
(...)Iowa will marry any gay/lesbian couple.(...)Well then, nothing like a good matrimonius threesome I always say. I had an uncle named Utaw. He was a wild one too.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've a date with a lawnmower that purrs like a five dollar hooker.

julien_simon
09-09-2009, 12:15 PM
You will fit in fine after the injections... come this way, please...

there is more???

I thought Atom used it all!

ewomack
09-09-2009, 01:50 PM
Lookout for Julien. He's French. He gargles cold tea in his mouth while lying on his back.

Atom
09-09-2009, 02:21 PM
there is more???

I thought Atom used it all!I've injected everything under the kitchen sink, I'm an experienced professional. I think there's a little Liquid Plumber left though, unless Muddy scarfed it. No matter, I think Ed's off to the hardware store for more supplies.

Atom
09-09-2009, 02:25 PM
I went to mow and it started sprinkling dammit. Can't win!

No matter, I've decided to do it tomorrow god willing, and am mixing up a batch of Sterno and polyurethane as we speak for a relaxing afternoon of posting.

ewomack
09-09-2009, 02:25 PM
Yes, I'll be back with gallons of mosquito repellant...

Atom
09-09-2009, 02:29 PM
k hurry please..

Julien is getting antsy.

ewomack
09-09-2009, 02:33 PM
I'll make sure to dowse him first...

iowadawg
09-09-2009, 04:54 PM
I will stick with either coffee or ice tea.

You all can have the sterno drinks.

Atom
09-09-2009, 05:16 PM
I wonder why Julien posted in this thread yet didn't welcome you. I find that a bit odd.

ewomack
09-09-2009, 06:28 PM
It's the French way. Reference Muddy's signature.

ewomack
09-09-2009, 09:21 PM
As a crazy butthole, I second that motion...

iowadawg
10-09-2009, 12:40 AM
Wait,,,,you all have to bow down to me and ask me real nice to use what I say in a banner.
We have laws that say what I say is protected and all mine.

Or someone paypal a few bucks to me....

I am easy to get along with.

ewomack
10-09-2009, 06:44 AM
LOL!!! As long as we keep the Paypal bucks coming in!!

We'll see what we can do...

Strong
10-09-2009, 07:14 AM
You can't prostitute the word 'butthole'!

Can he do that? It is a descriptive word for a part of the anatomy. It would be like me saying you couldn't use the word earhole without paying me royalties. That is ludicrarse!

ewomack
10-09-2009, 07:19 AM
You can do whatever you can get away with... well, almost... :3argh:

ewomack
10-09-2009, 11:37 AM
It's a nutty place, alright...

ewomack
10-09-2009, 12:18 PM
KJ could get away with anything, yes... except NOT POSTING!!! WHERE IS SHE!?!??!? :sqmad::sqmad:

Atom
10-09-2009, 12:43 PM
I don't know. She may have been swept over Niagara Falls.



I'm attempting to change my avatar to this:

http://3t9.com/Atom/asshole2.jpg

but I have to do some fancy bkg removal first because it's a jpg, and some resizing (I don't want a white bkg). I have to mow the lawn right now though. Joy.

Muddy
10-09-2009, 03:21 PM
Well, it appears I should get out of the house more often. Now then, mowing eh? I was thinking about doing some mowing too but believe it or not my wife turned her thunderous horse herd out into the main lawn and they actually did a pretty fair job of it!

buffalo
10-09-2009, 03:21 PM
(aside: is this forum just for insane, sick, whacko, odd, strange, people?)

Nope. I am here too.


Have fun here as I am officially out of this forum....

That was fast. I am not sure if I should say hello or goodbye.


I may have to quit bacon.

I would suggest quitting the mayo and sticking with the bacon. Especially if you are talking about Canadian bacon, which is really just ham.

Muddy
10-09-2009, 03:28 PM
...Canadian bacon, which is really just ham.

Oh no she din't!

Muddy
10-09-2009, 03:29 PM
I found this ante-bellum picture of Buffy, just so you know who you're dealing with Dawg.


http://www.davidsongalleries.com/artists/schmid/schmid-buffalo.jpg

ewomack
10-09-2009, 03:59 PM
Well, what's a summer day without a little drama?

ewomack
10-09-2009, 03:59 PM
Lemonade anyone? It's REAL TART!!!

buffalo
10-09-2009, 04:03 PM
I found this ante-bellum picture of Buffy, just so you know who you're dealing with Dawg.

Thanks Muddy, but Dawg and I have met before. Once upon a time, he used to be my dad, but he's not anymore. :3confused:

But I love the pic. I might even make it my avatar. :D

Muddy
10-09-2009, 04:05 PM
I see, you got emancipated and so forth. Well, that happens.

ewomack
10-09-2009, 04:07 PM
Sorry to hear about the de-dadding. The world is a complicated place these days.

iowadawg
11-09-2009, 08:31 PM
Thanks Muddy, but Dawg and I have met before. Once upon a time, he used to be my dad, but he's not anymore. :3confused:

But I love the pic. I might even make it my avatar. :D

She left me for another daddy who promised her a share of his fortune.

Daughters are fickle like that....

Little does she know, his fortune is tied up in corn silk.

ewomack
11-09-2009, 10:20 PM
Corn silk is hard to undo... she'll be chewing on that for millenia...

iowadawg
12-09-2009, 10:27 AM
Or smoking it behind the barn.

Muddy
12-09-2009, 10:30 AM
You can smoke corn silk? What's it like?

ewomack
12-09-2009, 11:28 AM
A fructose high... and outside of the digestive system...

ewomack
12-09-2009, 11:28 AM
We need more ways to ingest corn, for sure...

Atom
13-09-2009, 02:52 PM
Smoked.


That's the way to go with corn.

Fresh on the grill.


Though I would recommend fresh off the grill in ulimaticity.

ewomack
13-09-2009, 04:19 PM
Raw is the real man's way to eat corn. It grows hair on the underknees...

buffalo
13-09-2009, 05:56 PM
Raw is the real man's way to eat corn. It grows hair on the underknees...

I prefer it popped.

Atom
13-09-2009, 06:01 PM
You jiffy poppers are all the same, smoke your shit I tell ya, you'll not be sorry.

buffalo
13-09-2009, 06:06 PM
Popped, buttered, and covered with White Cheddar flavoring. That's all I am saying.

Notice I didn't say "flavouring"... I'm not Canadian.

Muddy
13-09-2009, 07:08 PM
I prefer it popped.

How you doin'?

ewomack
13-09-2009, 09:08 PM
He's poppin'...

julien_simon
14-09-2009, 05:12 AM
like Mary?

ewomack
14-09-2009, 08:41 AM
The Virgin Mary? She's poppin'? Is this part of a new "hip" movement in Catholicism... the new pope MUST be behind that one...

julien_simon
14-09-2009, 08:43 AM
I was reffering to Mary Poppins but I am 99% sure that you knew that

Muddy
14-09-2009, 11:06 AM
The Virgin Mary? She's poppin'? Is this part of a new "hip" movement in Catholicism... the new pope MUST be behind that one...

She's popin'.

ewomack
14-09-2009, 01:52 PM
That 1% makes all of the difference... 80% of problems arise from 20% of events... So 99% of the problems can arise from 1% of religious figures...

iowadawg
14-09-2009, 06:59 PM
And put corn in your gas tank.
Save gas.....

Be tooling down the road in your corn powered vehicle, eating pooped corn and smoking some good aged corn silk.

Only in America!

Muddy
14-09-2009, 07:02 PM
Don't forget popin' the Pope.

Muddy
14-09-2009, 07:03 PM
I suppose if you put enough corn in your gas tank it would only take a couple of bucks to fill up. Let's hope you've got a good fuel filter though.

ewomack
14-09-2009, 08:35 PM
I just shove whole cobs in. Damn my car if it can't take it... this is the GREEN revolution!!!!

iowadawg
14-09-2009, 09:51 PM
Save the cobs for the outhouse....
geesh, didn't your dad teach you anything?

Pooping the Pope?
That may be a mortal sin and consign your soul to hell.

Muddy
14-09-2009, 10:27 PM
No no no...not poopin'! Popin'.

Muddy
14-09-2009, 10:28 PM
As in Pope ing. lol!

ewomack
15-09-2009, 10:04 AM
I wonder if the Vatican sells Pope Poop? The faithful would buy it...

Muddy
15-09-2009, 10:15 AM
Then they'd see images of Jesus and/or Mary in it. Look out eBay! Here they come!

Strong
15-09-2009, 12:27 PM
I've seen pope on a rope soap.

iowadawg
15-09-2009, 01:35 PM
Now I have seen rope on rope soap.

Selling pope poop on ebay?
Nay I say!

Let them use the official vatican website....
Vatican: the Holy See (http://www.vatican.va/)

Then send people out into the deserts of Saudi Arabia to find prophet poop!
Give the mullahs something to sell besides suicide jackets.

buffalo
15-09-2009, 04:01 PM
Be tooling down the road in your corn powered vehicle, eating pooped corn and smoking some good aged corn silk.

Only in America!

I'll pass on the pooped corn. :sqerr:

Strong
15-09-2009, 04:02 PM
Your wisdom and good taste towers above the muck!

Muddy
15-09-2009, 04:45 PM
I'll pass on the pooped corn. :sqerr:

Please don't pass it to me.

ewomack
15-09-2009, 07:55 PM
Well, Piero Manzoni's poop sold for 50-70,000 pounds... the Pope's poo must be worth three times that easy...

http://www.myartspace.com/blog/uploaded_images/piero-manzoni-798918.jpg

iowadawg
16-09-2009, 01:55 PM
Wonder if anyone every opened up a can just to make sure they got what they paid for....

I heard that in the northern states (Michigan and Minnesotta) they enjoy pooped corn for breakfast.
With cream and a bit of butter.

Muddy
16-09-2009, 03:10 PM
I've opened up a can before and believe me, they got what they deserved.

Oh wait...that's not what you meant...

ewomack
16-09-2009, 09:07 PM
Well, a can sold recently for hundreds of thousands of dollars... they could have had it x-rayed...

Strong
17-09-2009, 03:53 AM
Is it possible for x-rays to pass through metal? :sqconfused:

ewomack
17-09-2009, 09:41 AM
Always ruining things with picky details... tsk tsk...

krisma5
17-09-2009, 09:51 AM
I KNEW there was a way to recycle everything!

ewomack
17-09-2009, 01:32 PM
Thinking of canning your poo too?

Muddy
17-09-2009, 01:33 PM
I was gonna do it but then I shitcanned the idea.

ewomack
17-09-2009, 01:35 PM
So you can can the idea with your poo for double the profits!!!

Muddy
17-09-2009, 01:38 PM
Can can? Back to the French again...c'est la vie.

krisma5
17-09-2009, 02:20 PM
I used to dance the can can!

iowadawg
17-09-2009, 02:57 PM
Check your poop every time you go.
If you see it in the shape of Michael Jackson, or some other famous person, you can sell it on ebay and make tons of money.

Good ideas though.

Iowadawg Poop
Get the original poop from the original iowadawg

Steak Eater
18-09-2009, 11:49 AM
Welcome Iowa

iowadawg
18-09-2009, 04:56 PM
And finally, thanks to everyone who welcomed me!

Must get an avatar......

Must see about the twitter avatar I have if I should also use it here.

Muddy
18-09-2009, 07:58 PM
What is your Twitter avatar?

ewomack
18-09-2009, 09:43 PM
I have a lovely Twitter avatar... you asked about it, didn't you!!?!!?

iowadawg
19-09-2009, 04:29 PM
http://twitter.com/iowadawg

See the avatar of me on a longhorn.
And on either side of bottom, supporting the Iowa Hawkeyes and the KCY Chiefs.

The original picture is like big.
May try shortly if I can find it to see if will be accepted here as avatar.

Big Dan
19-09-2009, 06:38 PM
Welcome aboard Joe. Long time no see :)

iowadawg
19-09-2009, 06:45 PM
Dan...still eating those terrible chips?

<<<< There it is!
<<<<The pretty one is my wife!

Muddy
19-09-2009, 08:19 PM
Nice avatar Joe! I couldn't see the one on Twitter...maybe I have to be a member.

ewomack
19-09-2009, 10:12 PM
I can't see me in my avatar, but no one else would want to anyway... that's the vie in c'est la vie...

julien_simon
20-09-2009, 04:16 AM
Dan...still eating those terrible chips?

<<<< There it is!
<<<<The pretty one is my wife!

come here pretty boy! :sqwink:

iowadawg
04-11-2009, 11:43 PM
Just noticed that Julien called me...

Is that good or bad?

julien_simon
05-11-2009, 08:28 PM
sorry, for the milking department, please see Ed at isle 5.

iowadawg
05-11-2009, 08:39 PM
I am lactose intolerant.

So no milk for me...

Now I did talk to Ed and he said that Julien is the best milker he has had the pleasure of having milk him.

julien_simon
05-11-2009, 09:41 PM
I'll take that compliment from the milk master.

ewomack
05-11-2009, 11:22 PM
Further words would only sully this beautiful dialogue...

Cryren8972
06-11-2009, 07:38 AM
:closed_2:

ewomack
06-11-2009, 09:23 PM
Smilies are the window to the soul. Too bad we don't have souls.

iowadawg
08-11-2009, 12:04 PM
Souls are useless baggage.
Plus I suspect too many souls are too ugly to look at.

ewomack
08-11-2009, 02:40 PM
Yes, they probably look like coffin fish...

Cryren8972
09-11-2009, 06:54 AM
Or wet hedgehogs with hairy nipples

Muddy
09-11-2009, 09:26 AM
Or wet hedgehogs with hairy nipples

You felt a little tingle when you typed that didn't you?

Cryren8972
09-11-2009, 09:34 AM
How did you know?

ewomack
09-11-2009, 06:29 PM
I don't blame you... it was beautiful...

iowadawg
09-11-2009, 07:24 PM
Shaving nipples is sometimes a bit of a fun job...

Cryren8972
10-11-2009, 07:30 AM
Shaving nipples is sometimes a bit of a fun job...

I hear waxing is even more fun...

fastreplies
10-11-2009, 11:52 AM
Welcome to BTWIMHO

I'm glad to see another pooch around but... please no butts smelling

;)

fastreplies

Cryren8972
10-11-2009, 12:15 PM
Welcome to BTWIMHO

I'm glad to see another pooch around but... please no butts smelling

;)

fastreplies

NO BUTT SMELLING? You gotta be kidding me?! :sqeek:

fastreplies
10-11-2009, 01:45 PM
You gotta be kidding me?! :sqeek:

Why?
Did I missed this forum's rule making sniffing butts mandatory?

;)

fastreplies

Cryren8972
11-11-2009, 07:26 AM
Why?
Did I missed this forum's rule making sniffing butts mandatory?

;)

fastreplies

Not mandatory, but I thought it was at least an option...:sqconfused:

ewomack
11-11-2009, 07:42 AM
So what happens if I've violated that rule... a few times?!?!

Cryren8972
11-11-2009, 07:43 AM
So what happens if I've violated that rule... a few times?!?!

Duct tape and spankings I suppose...

ewomack
11-11-2009, 07:50 AM
I suppose I deserve that... just don't wear your skimpy French maid outfit when you do it... that would be AWFUL!!!!

Cryren8972
11-11-2009, 08:35 AM
I suppose I deserve that... just don't wear your skimpy French maid outfit when you do it... that would be AWFUL!!!!

Was that fake horror? Or the real thing?

ewomack
11-11-2009, 12:11 PM
Ummmm... I had budgies on my head for a second there...

It was sarcasm with a capital casm...

Did I pass?

Cryren8972
11-11-2009, 12:27 PM
Yes...you've graduated Sarcasm 101. It's official.

ewomack
11-11-2009, 12:31 PM
Yay! Does that mean I get duct taped and spanked?

Strong
11-11-2009, 01:41 PM
Yes, Muddy will be happy to oblige, he is on duty tonight.

ewomack
11-11-2009, 04:21 PM
I think you know that was not the idea. Oh the shame...

Strong
11-11-2009, 05:00 PM
You wait till he posts the pictures ...

julien_simon
11-11-2009, 05:29 PM
You wait till he posts the pictures ...

I may avoid this thread from now on :sqconfused:

Muddy
11-11-2009, 07:49 PM
You wait till he posts the pictures ...


http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08/kaseykazeeAP_450x410.jpg

iowadawg
11-11-2009, 09:22 PM
Well, I don't spend much time on a lot of forums.
So earlier I find out that on v7n forums that Julien and Muddy are super admins there.
Maybe that's why I spend so little time there?

Muddy
11-11-2009, 09:24 PM
I suppose we could arrange for you to spend less time there...LOL!

Muddy
11-11-2009, 09:34 PM
Just kidding of course Dawg!

iowadawg
11-11-2009, 09:40 PM
I don't spend much time there because of idiots...
Must be leftover idiots banned at dp...
Or idiots in training to go to dp?

And I got an infraction for calling out an idiot in one of my threads.
Shades of freaking DP...

So I don't need to spend much time in a forum that is infraction happy.

buffalo
12-11-2009, 01:15 AM
So earlier I find out that on v7n forums that Julien and Muddy are super admins there.

v7n??? :sqerr: I think I made a post there once! :sqrofl:

buffalo
12-11-2009, 01:22 AM
Hmm... Apparently I made 4 posts, but the "posts made by buffalo" only shows me one post. :sqconfused: I guess someone deleted my other posts. :sqeek:

Muddy
12-11-2009, 10:36 AM
Hmm... Apparently I made 4 posts, but the "posts made by buffalo" only shows me one post. :sqconfused: I guess someone deleted my other posts. :sqeek:

What! Why the noyve!

*stomps over there to see for self*

Strong
12-11-2009, 10:53 AM
Yeah, those damn crazy mods over there have no idea :sqwink:

BTW Zap and Rankenstein are mods over there too!

ewomack
12-11-2009, 07:57 PM
Does "over there" even exist any more? I'm beginning to doubt it... hence my Biblical name... Doubting Ed...

iowadawg
12-11-2009, 08:57 PM
Stay here.
Do not go over there.
Or you will fall off the edge of the universe.

Just what is beyond the universe?

Now that is a question I see many cosmologists are trying to find an answer.

Like I said, v7n is useless to me.
So won't be there much if any in the future.

ewomack
13-11-2009, 10:33 PM
Everyone knows that when you get to the edge of the universe, you can't go any further. It's just a big wall. Beyond that is just more wall, all the way down.

Everyone knows that.

iowadawg
13-11-2009, 10:41 PM
Think about this....

The universe is expanding...

So what is it expanding into?

Then how about the light, microwaves, etc from the suns?

Telling you, there is something out there....

buffalo
14-11-2009, 01:07 PM
What! Why the noyve!

*stomps over there to see for self*

I bet my other 3 posts were in my intro thread. Do those get deleted after a certain amount of time?

iowadawg
14-11-2009, 04:02 PM
Does not worry or obsess about number of posts, greenies, itraders, blah blah blah..

julien_simon
14-11-2009, 04:03 PM
Does not worry or obsess about number of posts, greenies, itraders, blah blah blah..

says the one who starts a thread, whining about not catching up on top 5 posters. :sqbiggrin:

iowadawg
14-11-2009, 04:12 PM
Pay attention, it was posted in fun....

If I was serious, I would be here all the time and not drinking coffee.

buffalo
14-11-2009, 04:24 PM
Does not worry or obsess about number of posts, greenies, itraders, blah blah blah..

Not worried or obsessed. Just curious. :sqrolleyes:

julien_simon
14-11-2009, 04:29 PM
Pay attention, it was posted in fun....

If I was serious, I would be here all the time and not drinking coffee.

don't ask me to pay attention. In on pain killers, which added to my ADD is a great recipe for not paying attention.

ewomack
15-11-2009, 07:49 AM
But wait! Life is all about having more numbers than other people... at least that's how I was raised... if you have more numbers than other people, you're better than them quantitatively... isn't that obvious? Isn't someone who has 45 clearly inferior to someone who has 58? Isn't that an inviolable universal law? If it's not, well, it should be...

Cryren8972
15-11-2009, 07:50 AM
Unless they have 58 broken bones...
I'd much rather just have 45...

Atom
15-11-2009, 12:04 PM
don't ask me to pay attention. In on pain killers, which added to my ADD is a great recipe for not paying attention.What's the name of the pain killers?

julien_simon
15-11-2009, 12:06 PM
What's the name of the pain killers?

oxycodone hci 5mg + 2 telynol extra strengh per meal.

Atom
15-11-2009, 12:17 PM
oxycodone hci 5mg + 2 telynol extra strengh per meal.Ok well you don't want to be on them too long. The longer you're on them the more uncomfortable it'll be getting off of them. You should switch to Tylenol 3 (contains codeine) if the pain for whatever you're taking them for is too severe to switch to plain Tylenol or Ibuprofen, codeine is much easier to get off than oxycodone.

julien_simon
15-11-2009, 12:18 PM
you are starting to scare me.

I take a pill of oxycodone every 4 hours...

why is it gonna be bad to get off them? Isn't my pain supposed to stop after a few days? Or at least diminish?

Atom
15-11-2009, 12:31 PM
you are starting to scare me.

I take a pill of oxycodone every 4 hours...

why is it gonna be bad to get off them? Isn't my pain supposed to stop after a few days? Or at least diminish?How many days have you been taking one of the 5mg pills every four hours?

julien_simon
15-11-2009, 12:36 PM
2 days

Atom
15-11-2009, 12:42 PM
Oh well that's nothing then, it's when it is into weeks that you start digging a hole that's hard to get out of, you should be fine, but you should switch to a non-codone pain reliever asap.

julien_simon
15-11-2009, 12:46 PM
I have enough pills for about 10 days so it shoudn;t be too bad.

Atom
15-11-2009, 12:51 PM
Oh, yeah you're ok then, as long as you don't keep going back for more scripts (prescriptions). That's when it can get pretty tough.

Atom
15-11-2009, 01:02 PM
Correction: Oh, yeah you're ok then, as long as you don't keep going back for more scripts (prescriptions). That's when it can start to get pretty tough.

ewomack
15-11-2009, 01:55 PM
But then the PBMs don't collect their well-earned profits!!! And without profits we wouldn't have rich people!!!

We're hanging by a THREAD people!!!! Egadz!!!

iowadawg
15-11-2009, 10:05 PM
Real men tough it out and never take pain killers...

Except what pretty nurses inject into us...

Strong
16-11-2009, 05:06 AM
Real men go commando.

Real men have foreskins. After all, what else are you gonna trap in your flies?

And when they do, real men's eyes water.

ewomack
16-11-2009, 06:11 PM
Men who go commando have a greater chance of having watery eyes...

iowadawg
16-11-2009, 08:25 PM
Real men see no need to go commando.

Real men become Marines, all others become Rangers.

ewomack
16-11-2009, 08:54 PM
What about poets? Or doily weavers? Are they real men?

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jezebel/2009/09/doily_coat.jpg

Cryren8972
17-11-2009, 06:50 AM
Sure...they're right up there with hair dressers and floral arrangers...

ewomack
17-11-2009, 06:09 PM
I THOUGHT SO!!!!

iowadawg
17-11-2009, 09:10 PM
Today was a fun day here.
Made the corner computer desk into a straight computer desk.
And moved everything to the opposing wall.
Moved the bed in here where the computer desk was.
Then moved in two dressers from our bedroom in here (don't ask, wife said do it without question so I did).
Bottom line when all done?
Except for tv in wrong place, all is well now and actually more room now than before.

Even threw out in trash a lot of cd's, cords, old keyboards and mice, in fact all the computer stuff I have collected for years.

Muddy
04-02-2010, 12:25 PM
cmTHCDws1LQ

ewomack
07-02-2010, 10:10 AM
Napoleon sold Iowa to Jefferson.. how dare he now sing about it?

Atom
13-02-2010, 03:46 AM
Wow, it feels kinda strange being totally drunk at 3:44 in the morning, what the hell is going on here. I'd best stop drinking, I suspect.

ewomack
13-02-2010, 09:34 AM
Not drinking does appear to be the cure for drunkenness. Someone in Med school wrote that on a napkin and left in on a table in a bagel shop my cousin visits.

Strong
13-02-2010, 09:39 AM
:sqlaugh:

You've got to love indiscriminant wisdom! Its the only saving grace in graffiti. But napkins and other easily clear-up-able stuff seems so much better. I'll have to try it.

iowadawg
13-02-2010, 04:38 PM
WTF?

Why did I come back here?

Should I now leave?

Where will I go?

Oh, the big news of the day?

I freaking sold off all my adult sites!

So you all are out of luck, no more naked ladies from me, ever.....

iowadawg
13-02-2010, 04:39 PM
But still have this domain:

FUCKINGCUTE.COM

No one wants to buy at my small asking price.

Should put it on sedo or bido...might do that...

ewomack
13-02-2010, 04:47 PM
Well, at least we now know your source... I think I can speak for most of us when I say I appreciated your contributions...

Muddy
13-02-2010, 04:58 PM
nsXkjkC5OxI

Doc
14-02-2010, 06:01 PM
Well, at least we now know your source... I think I can speak for most of us when I say I appreciated your contributions...

You are absolutely speaking for me, Ed!

Stick around, Dawg! The dancin' girls will be stoppin' by, later. :sqwink:

ewomack
15-02-2010, 06:42 AM
Yes! See the KnickerPicker thread for some dancing girls... how can you leave this behind (as Spinal Tap once sang)?

Muddy
15-02-2010, 10:23 AM
We're the only forum that goes to 11.

iowadawg
22-02-2010, 11:02 PM
Howdy all...

Bye all...

iowadawg
24-02-2010, 06:59 PM
I came...

I saw...

I left...

iowadawg
06-03-2010, 07:20 PM
Tis March...

Tis time to say howdy...

Tis time to say goodbye...

Strong
07-03-2010, 09:35 AM
Bye!

This thread seems pointless now. :sqfrown:

Closed.