Say: Hi!

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Hi everybody!

It looks like Zap will need some help and...
hey, why not, lets help him out

Googd luck Zap with your new Forum!

Oh, by the way, in my humble opinion... damn, I forgot what I wanna say...

:)

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[Dudette]

Hi fastreplies, welcome to the forum, there's a lot to learn here so be sure to look around. :)

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I'm sure you're telling that to everybody.
Don't you?

:D

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[Strong]

Hi FastReplies, welcome to BTWIMHO, great to have you here.

Ain't she hot? Unfortunate name though, but don't tell her I said that!

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BTWIMHO Dudette

You should turn off 10 posts restriction on signature or I will have to talk to you for the next 10 posts.

:D

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[fastreplies]

Ain't she hot? Unfortunate name though, but don't tell her I said that!

Not hot as my cup of Expresso but... when you don't have any better, she'll do it.

:D

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[Zap]

Welcome to BTW, fastreplies.

I was wondering how long it would take you to find us.

User #5 :eek:
Nice work!

[fastreplies]

Well, lets just say I prefer not to rush.

There is old Russian saying:
than slower you go, than farther you will get

;)

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[Muddy]

Hey FR! Good to see ya!

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Thanks M.... for mutual

;)

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[ewomack]

Can't you REPLY FASTER?!?! :D

Hi. I'm here too now. The old Toronto group seems headed for an exodus.

[Muddy]

Can't you REPLY FASTER?!?! :D

Hi. I'm here too now. The old Toronto group seems headed for an exodus.

Well, over here we don't have shout "VIVA TORONTO" every 4 posts!

[fastreplies]

Can't you REPLY FASTER?!?! :D


I can.
The question is how fast you can read

;)

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[fastreplies]

Well, over here we don't have shout "VIVA TORONTO" every 4 posts!

So what?
I don't mind... right Zap?

:)

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[Zap]

Viva Toronto!

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Mazel Tov Toronto would be better
Don't you think so?

;)

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[ewomack]

Viva Ottawa!!!

Did I just sin?!?!!? :3embarrassed:

[Atom]

Welcome.

[ewomack]

Are you renewing your welcome vows, Atom?

[Atom]

No. I don't believe I welcomed him.

If I'm wrong then I'll eat a goat hoof.

[ewomack]

Crunchy! Goat hoof! Try it with hollandaise!

[Muddy]

Is it kosher?

[Atom]

I'll not be privy to such carrying's on!



It's only kosher if the beast has not stepped in goat dung.

[Muddy]

I'm afraid you're already privy.

[Atom]

Goat hooves are evil, I am almost sure of it. If I am willing to actually consume something that is evil, well, I think that's really saying something, now let's be honest here.

[Atom]

I won't even boil it first.

[ewomack]

Unboiled goat hooves will spawn evil in your inner crevices...

Don't say I didn't warn you...

[Atom]

Goats are cute until they're born. Then they become bug-eyed, vile creatures that eat cigarettes and ram a person at will.

No, actually I have no experience with the critters at all.

[Atom]

They had some at the State Fair but we were never formally introduced. I have a vague recollection of momentarily touching one of the nasty beasts just to see what would happen, but I can't swear to it and do not remember anything happening.

[Atom]

I do recall a goat throat cutting scene in the movie Cold Mountain that was rather memorable, and in early years a mean one under a bridge in some fairytale but I cannot remember the tale. I may be confusing the goat with a troll though, not sure.

[Muddy]

You're thinking of Three Billy Goats Gruff.

[Atom]

Yes I believe you're right. I only have very vague and spotty recollections of it.

[Atom]

Nope not many goat adventures here.

I recall a strange cleaning product aroma that I associate with purple Easter eggs and classical music, very strange.

[ewomack]

I once confused a cleaning product for a salad dressing... my parents finally found out how much their emergency room co-pay was...

[ewomack]

A guy I used to know had a shirt that said "Meditate on Armor-All."