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06-08-2009, 01:39 PM
"Person below me"
game where you try to predict who is the next poster going to be

For example:
Person below me is from Canada

Next poster says Yes or No and post his/her own prediction
Person below me just turn on his computer

Ok, I'll Start:

Person below me never played this game before


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Strong
07-08-2009, 07:45 AM
Unfortunately I have.

TPBM has tried to car surf?

Zap
07-08-2009, 08:39 AM
Unlike me, TPBM doesn't have a basement full of water. :|

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07-08-2009, 11:03 AM
No I don't have a basement full of water but...

Person below me doen't have any basement at all

:)

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Strong
07-08-2009, 01:05 PM
As a matter of fact I don't.

But the infinitely flexible person below me can waggle their ears.

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07-08-2009, 02:08 PM
No, I can't but Buddy can for sure

Person below me is love playing socker (football)

;)

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Strong
09-08-2009, 07:40 AM
I do indeed enjoy playing football (soccer ;))!

TPBM has thought about eating penguin steak.

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09-08-2009, 11:23 AM
Not after Danny De Vito’s portray of one

Person below me is know how to fix his car

:)

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krisma5
10-08-2009, 03:52 AM
Actually, I do.

TPBM found 100 bucks on the sidewalk.

Muddy
10-08-2009, 12:39 PM
Yes I did! But only 85 does.

TPBM speaks with one of many London accents.

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10-08-2009, 02:00 PM
Make it Manitoba's accent.

TPBM speaks more that 1 language

:)

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Zap
10-08-2009, 05:24 PM
True enough, I suppose, but sad, as a Canadian, that I know more Russian than French. :P

The Person Below Me doesn't read threads like this and think "The Person Blow Me". :P

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10-08-2009, 11:02 PM
Blow Me... who, where, when???

The Person below me is saying: what the hell the're talking about?

:)

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krisma5
11-08-2009, 04:43 AM
Sometimes.

TPBM goes ape like Tarzan regularly.

ewomack
11-08-2009, 06:28 AM
I do go ape, but never like Tarzan. More like Jane Goodall.

TPBM often smears marmalade on their shins so small dogs can lick it off... you philanthropist you...

Muddy
11-08-2009, 10:23 AM
You and your damn hidden cameras!

TPBM often licks marmalade off my shins.

Trapper
11-08-2009, 10:30 AM
I don't like marmalade. The rinds of fruit should be thrown out or dropped in a vodka martini (I don't like Olives either)

TPBM surfs porn.

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11-08-2009, 01:30 PM
Surfs porn?
No, I'm living in one

TPBM is going to have vacation soon

:)

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krisma5
12-08-2009, 04:02 AM
already had mine.

TPBM likes to watch kids cartoons

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12-08-2009, 11:09 AM
I wouldn't say like

TPBM will post within next 60 seconds

:)

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krisma5
12-08-2009, 03:07 PM
Didn't work quite right.

TPBM knows me

Muddy
12-08-2009, 04:36 PM
I guess I'd better be the one to post here...

Muddy
12-08-2009, 04:37 PM
TPBM dreamed about Dudette last night.

Atom
12-08-2009, 04:51 PM
(...)the person below me doesn't read threads like this and think "the person blow me". :plol!!

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12-08-2009, 05:04 PM
M. you mean he thinks about: blow me

TPBM is not Atom (Ihope)

;)

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krisma5
13-08-2009, 02:30 AM
nope, I'm not.

TPBM has streaked in a sports game

Trapper
13-08-2009, 09:25 AM
Not me. Yet.


TPBM is sexy.

Zap
13-08-2009, 09:32 AM
I had a feeling about you. :sqconfused: :sqlaugh:


TPBM likes rock music.

Strong
13-08-2009, 09:38 AM
Queen did float my boat for a while.

TPBM hates dried fish.

Trapper
13-08-2009, 09:40 AM
Yup.

TPBM loves McDonalds

Strong
13-08-2009, 09:43 AM
I'm more partial to the Stewarts myself.

TPBM has worn a tuxedo and pretended to be a penguin.

krisma5
13-08-2009, 09:52 AM
Martha Stewart?

I've never had a tux on, but I did once pull my pants down and waddeld around like a penguin just like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins. lol

TPBM has tried to sniff powdered sugar

Strong
13-08-2009, 10:00 AM
No, but I like it melted on toast. (Slaps wrist in self-disgust.)

Did you know that powered stuff like that can act like an explosive! Don't try this at home kids.

TPBM has never eaten bread pudding.

Trapper
13-08-2009, 10:01 AM
True.


TPBM has never smoked cigarettes

krisma5
13-08-2009, 10:21 AM
actually I have.

TPBM had a secret crush on a teacher as a kid.

Strong
13-08-2009, 10:23 AM
Well to be honest it was more like her chest. :sqembarrassed:

TPBM has eaten powdered eggs before.

Trapper
13-08-2009, 11:22 AM
Probably without knowing it.




TPBM thinks OJ did it.

Zap
13-08-2009, 11:31 AM
Ohhh. I don't think he did it. :sqwink:

TPBM likes PB&J

Trapper
13-08-2009, 11:33 AM
PB&J ... great show

E0jWLI2Kck0




TPBM has kidlets too.

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13-08-2009, 11:49 AM
Yep

TPBM went shopping this morning

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Trapper
13-08-2009, 11:55 AM
Yep. Bought a Thermacell (http://www.mosquitorepellent.com/)

TPCM is eating lunch

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13-08-2009, 12:02 PM
Not yet

TPBM is just finish eating his lunch

:)

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krisma5
13-08-2009, 02:31 PM
just got done with dinner.

TPBM is watching tv

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13-08-2009, 02:41 PM
Listen

TPBM is going to movies tonight

:)

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krisma5
13-08-2009, 02:44 PM
no but watching one on tv

TPBM likes to play chess

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13-08-2009, 02:56 PM
Yes I do

TPBM makes his own smokes

:)

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Strong
14-08-2009, 06:38 AM
no

TPBM grinds his/her teeth in the night.

ewomack
14-08-2009, 08:35 AM
These days... yes... just put some fruit in my mouth before I doze off and in the morning you're likely to have a smoothie...

TPB has seen a Japanese Bird Cooking Spaghetti

(hint: JBCS) (http://www.japanesebirdcookingspaghetti.com/)

Atom
14-08-2009, 10:21 AM
Jeezus Ed, you are good. You could possibly be the next McFarlane.

Atom
14-08-2009, 10:23 AM
I hope I didn't misspell that.

krisma5
14-08-2009, 03:41 PM
TPBM missppells alott

Strong
14-08-2009, 05:21 PM
I do spell alot!

You know that person? Knows what I'm saying!

krisma5
15-08-2009, 02:39 AM
Tpbm knows

Strong
15-08-2009, 09:57 AM
I knew, but I forgot, at least I think I did.

TPBM has tasted snail flavoured ice cream.

buffalo
22-08-2009, 01:38 PM
Not even if you paid me!

TPBM is someone that likes strawberries.

krisma5
22-08-2009, 01:40 PM
of course! especially with whipped cream!

TPBM has used whipped cream in other ways.

ewomack
23-08-2009, 09:54 AM
Yes. I have used it as a floor waxer. I can't say I recommend the results...

TPBM has eyes where their nipples should be...

Strong
23-08-2009, 09:58 AM
Maybe if I live a couple of hundred years I'll have a pair transplanted there just to impress the girls.

TPBM has danced around a tent pole.

Muddy
23-08-2009, 01:20 PM
TPBM has danced around a tent pole.

Only my own.

Muddy
23-08-2009, 01:21 PM
Just think Strongy, if you had your eyes where your nipples should be you could peek inside your belly button without a mirror!

ewomack
23-08-2009, 01:57 PM
At the most, you would know who was staring at your bulbs.

Strong
14-09-2009, 12:36 PM
The PBM does not believe in palmistry.

Muddy
14-09-2009, 01:04 PM
So true, and the PBM likes baps.

Strong
14-09-2009, 01:18 PM
Who could not like baps in all their forms/

The PBM thinks is would be cool to be a mermaid?

julien_simon
14-09-2009, 01:28 PM
sure - but would they be female ones to? I don't want to be a one of a kind if you know what I mean.

The PBM has a body buried in his back yard.

Muddy
14-09-2009, 01:30 PM
I do, but it's a horse.

The PBM is not yet a member of the Mile High Club.

ewomack
14-09-2009, 08:33 PM
No, but I am in the geostationary orbit club...

The PBM has never seen a planarian.

Strong
15-09-2009, 05:17 AM
A flat worm, I guess must have done, but no noticed.

T PBM paints eggs at Easter?

ewomack
15-09-2009, 09:27 PM
No, I throw them at children. It makes them cry, which is good because Easter is supposed to be a sad holiday. I'm just trying to keep with tradition, but the parents always complain. Why do holidays always have to be so touchy-feely these days?

PBM has used their own poop to experiment with alchemy...

Muddy
15-09-2009, 09:59 PM
I know no one name Al Chemy.

The PBM is entranced by the aroma of a freshly opened Sharpie.

Strong
16-09-2009, 04:41 AM
Yes, I'm ashamed to admit.

TPBM secretly dances with their partner in the nude to the merengue (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on4V1KN_Iuw).

Zap
16-09-2009, 08:17 AM
Yes, I'm ashamed to admit.

TPBM secretly dances with their partner in the nude to the merengue (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on4V1KN_Iuw).

We call it "The Horizontal Mambo".

TPBM doesn't eat "beef" or "bacon" or "venison", they eat "COW" and "PIG" and "DEER" like a real man! LOL!

Strong
16-09-2009, 08:38 AM
No! I eat carrots, lettuce and beetroots and I'm happy to do so.

TPBM collects DIY manuals as a hobby.

Muddy
16-09-2009, 08:49 AM
Not as a hobby, but more like as one collects dust on the tops of doorjambs.

Beetroots? Really?

TPBM sings 70's classics in the shower...often Eagles' songs.

Strong
16-09-2009, 12:14 PM
Alas I can never remember the words, so I end up repeating the phrase, "Hotel California ...", endlessly.

(Beetroot is much maligned and tis very tasty, and versatile, you can even make cakes out of it.)

TPBM is excited by Bananarama (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sfjr7Hbq54)'s medley of hits.

julien_simon
16-09-2009, 12:58 PM
sorry, I'm not.

the PBM scares children away.

ewomack
17-09-2009, 11:34 AM
Yes, with my orc mask. I think they really like it, though...

TPBM can make their own coal...

Strong
17-09-2009, 11:36 AM
No, but I do know how to turn coal into diamonds, but I don't want to go off topic so I'll save it for another thread.

TPBM once dreamed of being a yeti.

ewomack
17-09-2009, 11:39 AM
Yes, and the dream was captured here...

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Beautiful, huh?

TPBM has 40 nipple rings...

ewomack
17-09-2009, 11:41 AM
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Strong
17-09-2009, 12:01 PM
I jingle and I jangle but no rings.

TPBM has covered themselves in invisible ink to see if it would make them disappear.

julien_simon
17-09-2009, 12:03 PM
I can't believe I never thought of that!

the PTM has a crush on Lucy Pinder

ewomack
17-09-2009, 12:42 PM
I don't see why I would (http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/lucy-pinder.jpg)...

TPBM has attempted to fry eggs on their forehead on a hot day...

crazzycat
25-09-2009, 09:20 AM
Off cause not!

TPBM likes chocolate

Strong
25-09-2009, 09:55 AM
Not so much.

TPBM dances to the beat of that Welshman Tom Jones.

julien_simon
25-09-2009, 11:49 AM
nope - I hate that guy - If I could, I would rip off his eyes from his sockets with a tea spoon.

TPBM likes fountains.

Muddy
25-09-2009, 12:49 PM
of youth.

TPBM trembles at the thought of artichoke hearts.

ewomack
30-09-2009, 10:12 PM
Yes, the art of choking hearts. Gets my pus bubbling.

Person below me sexually abuses toast for fun.

Strong
01-10-2009, 04:45 AM
Well who doesn't!

TPBM enjoys balancing toast on his/her nose for no particular reason.

Cryren8972
07-10-2009, 06:52 AM
Only if it's been sexually abused.
TPBM licks said abused, nose-rubbed toast for pleasure.

Strong
07-10-2009, 11:52 AM
Only if I haven't had sex for over two months :sqwink:

TPBM endeavours to achieve perfect pronunciation.

krisma5
07-10-2009, 11:55 AM
How'd ewe no?

TPBM is HOT!

Cryren8972
07-10-2009, 11:56 AM
thanks!
TPBM thinks I'm hot too.

Strong
07-10-2009, 12:42 PM
Please bend over, I'd like to check using this thermometer!

TPBM thinks I'm a pervert.

ewomack
09-10-2009, 09:58 PM
I don't think I KNOW

PBM smears chocolate sauce on their hynie and runs around saying "oh! another accident!" just to get attention... how pathetic!

Muddy
09-10-2009, 10:24 PM
Attention? I get paid good money for that!

PBM shoots spit wads made out of Canadian money at passing nuns.

ewomack
10-10-2009, 09:10 AM
I would not use the sacred beaver nickel in such a manner... wash your mouth out with fabric softener...

http://www.pajamadeen.com/images/canadian-nickel-beaver.gif

PBM does the proper thing and only puts beaver nickels in their nostrils...

Muddy
10-10-2009, 12:37 PM
Beaver knickers? Well...ok then.

PBM sings like David Letterman.

ewomack
10-10-2009, 02:09 PM
More like David Letterman's wife...

PBM has eaten knickers...

Muddy
10-10-2009, 03:34 PM
Yes I do and I want to know who ate them this instant!

PBM carves vaginas into the sides of pine trees.

julien_simon
10-10-2009, 03:36 PM
it's not a pine tree but...

TPBM is turned on by the picture I posted

Sami4u
11-10-2009, 01:23 AM
Hi,

I prefer my women trimmed not shaved. ;) Not turned on by pic of a tree at all.

TPBM wants to dress as Elvira Mistress of Dark for Halloween.

Butterflies Forever

Sami

Muddy
11-10-2009, 01:29 AM
That's exactly who I wanted to be but Julien's already going as her.

TPBM prefers their women debarked.

julien_simon
11-10-2009, 01:33 AM
Bark Tits Wang Itch Maw Halk Ogg

TPBM speaks with aliens on a monthly basis

Sami4u
11-10-2009, 01:38 AM
LoL

No aliens just a couple of guys in a forum. LOL

TPBM is starting to get sleepy.

Butterflies Forever

Sami

Muddy
11-10-2009, 01:42 AM
...just a couple of guys in a forum. LOL

Isn't that what he said?

PBM is starting to look far too fondly at some corks laying around.

julien_simon
11-10-2009, 01:46 AM
somebody said cork?

ewomack
11-10-2009, 10:42 PM
Yes? I am the messiah... so?

Muddy
11-10-2009, 10:56 PM
^ The Savior of Cork County Ireland.

Sami4u
12-10-2009, 12:31 AM
Hi,

TPBM is as confused as Muddy is on which way this game is running?

Butterflies Forever

Sami

Muddy
12-10-2009, 12:33 PM
lol! Talk about directionally challenged!

PBM wishes they had been born in Luxembourg.

Strong
12-10-2009, 04:44 PM
Is that in the constellation of Libra? :sqconfused:

ewomack
12-10-2009, 08:42 PM
PBM has fantasies of vaginal shapes on trees...

Sami4u
13-10-2009, 02:08 AM
Nope.

TPBM wants to change the subject.

Sami

Strong
13-10-2009, 04:41 AM
Nope, trees are fascinating and so are ..., OK, let's change the subject!

TPBM(v) eats too many boiled peanuts.

Muddy
13-10-2009, 10:13 AM
pbm knows nothing about my peanuts.

Strong
13-10-2009, 11:42 AM
That's why I was asking!

ewomack
13-10-2009, 10:25 PM
PBM flings boogers with the space-time continuum...

Strong
14-10-2009, 06:03 AM
I prefer going against the flow, but ultimately I end up flowing with the rest, albeit kicking and screaming.

v likes the phrase, "pish posh" (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pish+posh)

Atom
14-10-2009, 06:08 AM
"This term is usually used with older drunken women in north carolina." LOL!

Strong
14-10-2009, 06:16 AM
I couldn't find it in any ordinary dictionary, I'm surprised about that, I remember it from a long time ago.

Cryren8972
14-10-2009, 07:35 AM
I couldn't find it in any ordinary dictionary, I'm surprised about that, I remember it from a long time ago.

However, the Urban Dictionary has some rather funny definitions. :sqlaugh:

Urban Dictionary: pish posh (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pish+posh)

ewomack
16-10-2009, 10:09 PM
Look up teabagging. You'll never drink tea again.

krisma5
17-10-2009, 03:08 PM
That's AWEFULL!!

Sami4u
17-10-2009, 04:31 PM
Hi,

TPBL me Looked up teabagging.

Sami

Muddy
17-10-2009, 07:53 PM
Didn't need to.

pbm still likes tea.

Sami4u
18-10-2009, 01:54 AM
Hi,

Only the green type.

TPBM plays golf? Any one know what GOLF stands for?

Sami

Strong
18-10-2009, 04:17 AM
God only loves football!

I'm only interested in the hole in ones.

V believes Wednesdays should be moved to after Saturdays and the weekend extended by one day to accommodate more free time and thus create more jobs in the leisure industry.

Sami4u
18-10-2009, 10:12 AM
Hi,


God only loves football!


Good one Not what I was told try again.



I'm only interested in the hole in ones.


LOL In one what? Don't answer that!!!

TPBM has never plaied Golf.

Sami

krisma5
19-10-2009, 02:09 AM
Nope and probably never will.

TPBM has driven in a Ferrari.

Sami4u
20-10-2009, 04:04 AM
Hi,

No only Bentley and Aston Martin. It was fun to drive the Bentley kinda strange to have the steering wheel on the wrong side.

TPBM would like to make payments on a Ferrari for me :D

Sami

Strong
20-10-2009, 04:42 AM
Only if you would make payments to me while sitting on my lap :sqwink:

TPBM is going commando.

ewomack
20-10-2009, 09:44 AM
Ummm... should I admit that?

PBM eats soup out of bra cups...

Muddy
20-10-2009, 12:01 PM
I'd try anything but cream of mushroom.

PBM scratches blackboards.

Cryren8972
20-10-2009, 12:03 PM
only if they itch.
PBM picks their nose

Sami4u
20-10-2009, 02:39 PM
Only if you would make payments to me while sitting on my lap :sqwink:

For this we'll talk :sqwink:

http://www.btwimho.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=459&stc=1&d=1256067434



only if they itch.
PBM picks their nose

Yuck!!

TPBM like red cars!!

Sami

Ferre
20-10-2009, 02:56 PM
Nah, me likes green cars, racing-green to be precise

http://www.jaguar-enthusiasts.org.uk/assets/MIB.jpg

TPBM just farted :sqlaugh:

ewomack
20-10-2009, 06:06 PM
Yes! It's a stinker, too...

PBM staples pancakes to random people as a hobby...

Sami4u
21-10-2009, 01:50 AM
PBM staples pancakes to random people as a hobby...

Hi,

I have no idea what that means :sqfrown:

TPBM is from Texas

Sam

ewomack
21-10-2009, 08:39 AM
^ probably just as well. The Romans used to do that to barbarians...

Not from Texas, but I have visited. Everyone knew that I was obviously not Texan because I accidentally wore my panties on the outside that day...

PBM has hand feed komodo dragons

Muddy
21-10-2009, 11:34 AM
^ probably just as well. The Romans used to do that to barbarians...

Yeah, but they called them hotcakes back then.


PBM has hand feed komodo dragons

I'm typing with my wrist stumps.

PBM knows what a donkey punch is.

Cryren8972
21-10-2009, 11:41 AM
PBM believes Muddy has been donkey punched.
One too many times...

ewomack
21-10-2009, 02:16 PM
I though it was "Monkey Punch..." can my slang be incorrect? GAWD NO!!!

Muddy
21-10-2009, 08:55 PM
I though it was "Monkey Punch..." can my slang be incorrect? GAWD NO!!!

Donkey punch - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch)

Sami4u
22-10-2009, 01:54 AM
Hi,

Anyone notice the google box? It never seem to know what to post. Most of the time I see Ads by Google View ads about: and a blank drop down box.

The content spider gotta love this site. LOL

Sami

Sami4u
22-10-2009, 01:57 AM
Hi,

Forgot TPBM Likes green beans?

Had to think of something to say.

Sami

ewomack
22-10-2009, 09:57 PM
I love a nice green bean. When I show them my wife them beans get real green.

(insert diabolical echo-y laughter here)

PBM can French braid their underknees...

Sami4u
23-10-2009, 12:58 AM
Hi,

What's a underknee?

TPBM can explain what Ed it talking about to me.

Sami

Strong
23-10-2009, 03:18 AM
The hairy backs of knees of course.

TPBM is wondering about duck tape and the strange avatar.

Sami4u
23-10-2009, 10:39 AM
Hi

Waht duct tape and strange avatar?

TPBM is ready for Halloween.

Sami

ewomack
24-10-2009, 11:27 PM
Not ready.

PBM has seen themselves naked.

Cryren8972
25-10-2009, 07:23 AM
Way too many times.
PMB is a chubby chaser

Sami4u
25-10-2009, 08:36 AM
Hi,

No

TPBM wants to be a chubby chaser

Sami

ewomack
25-10-2009, 04:05 PM
I'm guessing no, but I'm not clear on what "chubby chaser" implies.

PBM has eaten French Toast off their mate's torso.

julien_simon
25-10-2009, 04:42 PM
no but my mate has eaten french "toast"

TPBM likes chicken pot pie, with his/her own kind of pot

Sami4u
26-10-2009, 03:37 AM
No

TPBM has a black keyboard.

Sami

julien_simon
26-10-2009, 09:55 AM
yup

TPBM has a frikin headache!

Sami4u
26-10-2009, 10:14 AM
Wow, Yes It seem to come on when I not at this forum!!!!

TPBM has two screens.

julien_simon
26-10-2009, 10:18 AM
I do not have dual monitors.

TPBM has two nipples

Sami4u
26-10-2009, 10:37 AM
I do not have dual monitors.

TPBM has two nipples

Hi,

:doh:

Thank julien now I know how monitors is spelled. I keep going mono. Why you think I used screen? :sqwink:

TPBM has a wireless mouse.

julien_simon
26-10-2009, 10:40 AM
lol - good trick

there is also some books called "dictionary" that could have helped you on that one :D

Sami4u
26-10-2009, 10:58 AM
lol - good trick

there is also some books called "dictionary" that could have helped you on that one :D

Hi,

LOL Your just like my teacher when I was in school. HOW the Hell are to look something up when you don't know how to spell it in the first place.

Start with mo and go from their. Wrong I don't want to read the whole damm "dictionary" Plus we had that one foot thick one that could be used as a door stop.

Look it up in the "dictionary"

Whats the code for raspberry.

Oh well PsssssHhhhhhPPPPpssssPPPsssshhhhhsssp

Sami

julien_simon
26-10-2009, 11:10 AM
just try different spelling in google.

At some point, it'll come up with:

Did you mean: monitor
;)

Sami4u
26-10-2009, 11:25 AM
just try different spelling in google.

At some point, it'll come up with:

;)

Hi

Of coarse I ment monitor I was just lazy and didn't want to google every word I want to say so I replace it.

What did you think I ment supercalifragilisticexpialidocious I googled that one :sqwink:

Sami

TPBM likes lacy costumes for Halloween

julien_simon
26-10-2009, 11:39 AM
well, it would have been very impressive if you didn't :)

Sami4u
26-10-2009, 11:50 AM
Hi

Whats the code for raspberry.

Oh well PsssssHhhhhhPPPPpssssPPPsssshhhhhsssp

Sami

TPBM will get drunk on Halloween.

julien_simon
26-10-2009, 11:56 AM
Hi
What did you think I ment supercalifragilisticexpialidocious I googled that one :sqwink:
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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ....what? A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Sami4u
26-10-2009, 12:20 PM
^ LOL

Sami

TPBM Will where black on Halloween.

Cryren8972
26-10-2009, 12:28 PM
I'll wear whatever I want to! *insert raspberry here*
TBM
will wear Sami on Halloween

ewomack
27-10-2009, 06:31 PM
Will she fit?

PBM will serve as tailor to make sure Sami fits...

Sami4u
29-10-2009, 02:21 AM
Hi,

The real question is can anybody handle Sami on Halloween?

And don't be raffling me off I might get stuck with julien LOL :D

Sami

TPBM steals candy from their kids Halloween bags when their not looking.

Cryren8972
29-10-2009, 04:09 AM
My kids expect it...=)
PBM has the right to remain silent...

buffalo
02-11-2009, 12:49 PM
TPMB has read this entire thread

Strong
02-11-2009, 12:53 PM
Unlike me, TPBM has a life.

ewomack
03-11-2009, 09:37 PM
Well, that depends how you define life... my ribosomes are currently producing peptide chains... so if you mean that then I am trapped into saying "yes."

PBM is suspended in gaffa

Sami4u
04-11-2009, 07:09 AM
Hi,

Don't think so. What's gaffa mean?

TPBM still has Halloween candy left.

Sami

artagnan
04-11-2009, 10:29 AM
Not Quite... you see, we in Europe do not celebrate Halloween!

The person below me is having fun at this forum!

Sami4u
04-11-2009, 12:29 PM
Not Quite... you see, we in Europe do not celebrate Halloween!

The person below me is having fun at this forum!

Hi,

That is so sad :sqfrown: that is like the best Holiday of all.

I have an idea MOVE!!! :sqbiggrin:

TPBM likes to read.

Sami

Muddy
04-11-2009, 12:32 PM
Not Quite... you see, we in Europe do not celebrate Halloween!

The person below me is having fun at this forum!

My sister is in Germany and her family celebrates it...:sqconfused:

Muddy
04-11-2009, 12:32 PM
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ....what? A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

How the hell did you pull that one off? lol!

artagnan
04-11-2009, 12:50 PM
The person below me is having a cup of coffee right now

Cryren8972
04-11-2009, 12:50 PM
Funny, I am! =)
PBM loves peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

Muddy
04-11-2009, 12:51 PM
I'll be damned! Are you a psychic?

Muddy
04-11-2009, 12:52 PM
oops, that was for Art and the coffee...

ewomack
04-11-2009, 10:36 PM
You'll do anything for art you romantic you... come over here a gimmee a big bear hug... yeah... thazzit!!!

Muddy
05-11-2009, 12:06 AM
I think I cracked a rib.

Cryren8972
05-11-2009, 04:21 AM
PBM thinks Muddy and ED go hand in hand

Strong
05-11-2009, 06:07 AM
More like hand in pants if you ask me. :sqwink:

Cryren8972
05-11-2009, 06:49 AM
More like hand in pants if you ask me. :sqwink:

Who are you to talk? You just had your mouth on his heart cockle yesterday. :sqlaugh:

Strong
05-11-2009, 08:37 AM
That was not through my own doing!

What is a cockle anyway?

artagnan
05-11-2009, 08:59 AM
Having absolutely no idea about it...

The person below me is quite tired at this moment...

Cryren8972
05-11-2009, 09:02 AM
That was not through my own doing!

What is a cockle anyway?

Cockle may refer to:

* Cockle (bivalve)
* Cockle (weed)
* Berwick cockles, a confectionery from Scotland
* The phrase warm the cockles of one's heart may refer to the similarity in shape of the heart valves to the cockle mollusk
* Cockle: Cockney rhyming slang for 10

Cryren8972
05-11-2009, 09:03 AM
and yes, I'm a bit tired, but in a good mood sort of way.
The PBM has never been to Ireland

Sami4u
05-11-2009, 11:51 AM
and yes, I'm a bit tired, but in a good mood sort of way.
The PBM has never been to Ireland

Hi,

Right I never let the US yet.

The person below me is a world traveler.

Sami

artagnan
05-11-2009, 12:59 PM
I wish, but I am not.

The person below me is from Asia!

ewomack
05-11-2009, 11:58 PM
No, we all originated in north western Africa.

PBM hates food.

Sami4u
06-11-2009, 01:58 AM
Hi,

Wrong, I like Seafood the best.

TPBM has 4 TV's

Sami

ewomack
07-11-2009, 09:35 AM
I have but one...

PBM has a finger in the navel RIGHT NOW!!!!

Cryren8972
07-11-2009, 09:36 AM
I stuck it in there because I honor honesty above all else.
TPBM has stirrups in their bedroom

ewomack
07-11-2009, 09:37 AM
No, my wife keeps them on me at all times...

PBM is a eukaryote...

Sami4u
07-11-2009, 11:37 AM
No, my wife keeps them on me at all times...

PBM is a eukaryote...

Hi,

Research to do a game gee.

Eukaryote - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eukaryote)

TPBM Likes the simple things in life.

Sami

ewomack
07-11-2009, 03:58 PM
Yes, like abstract geometry, graphing in 20 space and new directions in aerodynamic food design. Yes!

PMB likes their meat cooked...

fastreplies
07-11-2009, 04:07 PM
Person below me FORGOT that this is

Person below me Game

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ewomack
07-11-2009, 06:23 PM
I didn't thanks to your reminder above. Otherwise I would have thought this was the dedicated crotch thread that Muddy started.

PBM adores the crotch thread...

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07-11-2009, 06:32 PM
I had no idea you can adore Crotches

I hope Person below me does know that

;)


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Sami4u
08-11-2009, 07:23 PM
Hi,

Did you guys really start a crotch thread?

TPBM post here daily.

Sami

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08-11-2009, 08:01 PM
I wouldn't bet my last dollar on that

PBM, is hating Mondays

:)

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Cryren8972
09-11-2009, 06:28 AM
I'm posting here simply because that's how I feel today!
PBM loves chocolate covered ants

Sami4u
09-11-2009, 12:58 PM
Hi,

Who would eat that?

TPBM like older men.

fastreplies
09-11-2009, 02:53 PM
Is there any reason why would I?

PBM is on his way to his office desk after his coffee break


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Sami4u
10-11-2009, 01:55 AM
Is there any reason why would I?

PBM is on his way to his office desk after his coffee break


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Hi,

No his, No office, No coffee.

TPBM like to drive fast.

Sami

fastreplies
10-11-2009, 02:53 AM
You bet I do

PBM is going to have second cup of coffee before making net post

;)

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Sami4u
10-11-2009, 10:11 AM
PBM is going to have second cup of coffee before making net post

Hi,

I didn't have my first cup yet.:sqrofl:

Cream filled or frosting?

Sami

fastreplies
10-11-2009, 10:44 AM
PBM likes his coffee black no sugar

:)

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ewomack
11-11-2009, 12:57 PM
I don't drink any coffee. I've only had about 2 sips in my entire life... but I think I prefer sugar...

PBM can imitate a mandrill in heat perfectly...

Rankenstein
12-11-2009, 07:44 AM
Hell, yeah, with the right cosmetics.

The person below me can hold three contradictory viewpoints at the same time.

Atom
12-11-2009, 07:55 AM
Hi, Rank. : )

The person below me is below me.

Strong
12-11-2009, 07:59 AM
Yes, that's true, although I don't think so, at least not always.

The person below me doesn't like to sit on picket fences.

Strong
12-11-2009, 08:00 AM
Atom snuck in, sneaky Atom!

Atom
12-11-2009, 08:05 AM
I can actually do four POV's at the same time, it's quite difficult though.

The person below me is above the person below them.

Rankenstein
12-11-2009, 08:08 AM
Ooh, yes, I much prefer to be on top.

Hi Atom!!! The person below me has a perfectly good alibi.

Strong
12-11-2009, 08:18 AM
Well I blame Julien, he is French you know. :sqwink:

TPBM has never eaten Moussaka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mousaka).

Cryren8972
12-11-2009, 10:16 AM
I haven't, but it looks delicious!
TPBM loves trying new things

Zap
12-11-2009, 10:19 AM
I'd like to introduce you to these twins I just met.
Their names are "New" and "Things".

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_chbnMGy0IXI/SsJY_BoI6NI/AAAAAAAAC6E/_76of7OpWdQ/s400/coors_twins2.jpg

TPBM would also like to try new things.

Sami4u
12-11-2009, 01:16 PM
Hi,

I like new things ;)

TPBM is now masturbating to the pic above me. LOL

Sami

ewomack
13-11-2009, 11:48 PM
Yes, and typing with my forehead...

PBM confuses sheep with Aldis lamps...

Sami4u
14-11-2009, 05:00 AM
Yes, and typing with my forehead...

PBM confuses sheep with Aldis lamps...

Hi,

You sure your forehead and not your nose. LOL

TPBM has just made a forum post.

Sami

Strong
14-11-2009, 05:04 AM
Is that a truism?

The Person Below Me doesn't know what anal bleaching is about.

Cryren8972
14-11-2009, 07:06 AM
Au contraire. I know what it IS...just doesn't sound pleasant. Hopefully I'll never need it...
PBM needs a bikini wax to go with their anal bleaching

Sami4u
14-11-2009, 02:08 PM
PBM needs a bikini wax to go with their anal bleaching

Hi,

Already have a nice trim.:sqbiggrin:

TPBM likes to stay in resorts.

Sami

Strong
15-11-2009, 04:42 AM
No, I like to stay at home where I can resort to all sorts of pleasurable activities.

TPBM has ridden a horse.

Cryren8972
15-11-2009, 05:51 AM
I have, as a matter of fact! =) I used to love drawing them too when I was a child. I still dabble in charcoals from time to time, but my talents are mediocre. However, I find it very relaxing and satisfying.
TPBM will share THEIR hobby with the rest of us.

Sami4u
15-11-2009, 06:05 AM
Hi,

I have talked about some of the thing I collect. Oh! one thing I might not of said here I collect shoes. I have a few. :)

The person below me is staying up late also.

Sami

Cryren8972
15-11-2009, 06:49 AM
I'm actually up early.
PBM is a morning person

ewomack
15-11-2009, 08:42 AM
I have no affinity for the morning... I should have been a slow loris with large night owl eyes...

PBM is a slow loris...

fastreplies
15-11-2009, 12:40 PM
No, I'm not

PBM will watch 60 Minutes today

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buffalo
15-11-2009, 02:11 PM
Not if my life depended on it.

PBM will tell us all about the last movie they saw in a theater.

ewomack
15-11-2009, 03:15 PM
I can't remember exactly... but I think it was "Ponyo."

http://witneyman.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/ponyo.jpg

PBM has seen "Ponyo."

Sami4u
15-11-2009, 03:20 PM
PBM has seen "Ponyo."

Hi,

Nope. Not yet I just watcher Monster House.

TPBM likes hot spicy food?

Sami

fastreplies
15-11-2009, 11:04 PM
Yeap, they call me Mr. Paper

TPBM is ready to go to bed but can't find that stupid pajamas

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buffalo
16-11-2009, 12:20 AM
TPBM doesn't bother with pajamas

Strong
16-11-2009, 05:27 AM
I love my freedom under the covers.

The person below me craves a good book in bed.

Cryren8972
16-11-2009, 06:20 AM
I love reading at bedtime!
PBM will share their favorite author.

Rankenstein
16-11-2009, 07:14 AM
Ooh, just one? Mean. OK, Umberto Eco.

The PBM will share with us their favourite book.

Strong
16-11-2009, 08:20 AM
Are you mad!?! I cannot comprehend how that could even be possible. OK, with qualifications, at this particular moment in time, with current prevailing atmospheric conditions, with Obama as President, Brown on the way out and not just the colour, I would have to say Dune by Frank Herbert. But I'm not happy at having to be arm twisted in this way. Favourite book indeed!

The person below me will state for the record the book on the top of their wish list currently.

Sami4u
16-11-2009, 02:14 PM
Hi,

Marriage.





















Fooled you! :sqbiggrin:

But I could use a wild weekend in Las Vegas.

TPBM will tell their favorite vacation spot.

Sami

fastreplies
16-11-2009, 03:54 PM
They are favorite only because not too many people knows about where they are

TPBM is trying to come up with good one to confuse the next poster

;)

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ewomack
16-11-2009, 06:37 PM
My notebook has many ridges embossed on it - each one represents a dimension that a certain percentage of your skin cells exist in. But only once a day do they converge, and when they do, your gorilla nature spews like old cabbage from a sump pump. Only when you think too much do your toe webs expand.

PBM has an award winning navel...

Muddy
16-11-2009, 11:04 PM
I have an entire award winning tree full.

TPBM is a scrumptious preponderance of elasticity.

Sami4u
17-11-2009, 12:53 AM
Hi,

:sqeek:

TPBM me can explain what muddy is talking about above me.

Sami