Swine Flu Tips From The Top

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Health Secretary Andy Burnham, Education Secretary Ed Balls and the chief medical officer Sir Liam Donaldson have been providing London schoolchildren with tips on how to prevent swine flu from spreading.

The trio joined children at Tyssen Community School in north London to teach them the best way to catch a sneeze.

BBC Video - Kids get swine flu tips from the top (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/8246465.stm)

Well I learned something, the sneaky crook of the arm sneeze! The question I have is do you need to wash your elbow each time? :sqconfused:

[ewomack]

BTWIMHO, there's no better name for a pandemic expert than "Ed Balls."

Well, sneezing into the elbow lessens the chances of germs entering the mouth. If you sneeze into your hands and handle food or shake hands the possibility of infection skyrockets. Sure, the elbow trick won't stop a pandemic, but it could prevent a handshake from turning into an infection.

[Muddy]

Ed balls? I'm sure he does whenever he gets the opportunity.

Don't suck any elbows though!

[ewomack]

In a pandemic, balls would be safer than elbows, especially if everyone followed the elbow advice. Perhaps we should work up a paper on that?

[julien_simon]

next time, I'll sneeze in Ed's balls. He said it's safer than my elbow.

[ewomack]

There's quite a line, but ok... you'll have to wait your turn like everyone else...

[julien_simon]

patience leads to great achievements.

[ewomack]

That's why coal is such a great thing...

[julien_simon]

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please do not click on the link COAL.COM

[julien_simon]

I bet you did didn't you!?

[ewomack]

I actually haven't, but the temptation is making my duodenum burst...

[julien_simon]

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[ewomack]

Hmmmm... you tempt me more than Satan tempted Christ in the desert...

[julien_simon]

Sorry, I don't mean to.
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You could be relieved with just one click so I truly appreciate your courage, in not knowing what others probably know, when you could so simply feel the achievement of a secret shared, and knowledge passed to future generation without transcript gaps.

[ewomack]

I may have to visit armpits.com after all... I'm gushing with temptation...

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[julien_simon]

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[ewomack]

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[ewomack]

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[julien_simon]

bet ya your duomelons are bursting more than ever.

[julien_simon]

This will get your mind off your problems...

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it did!

this should be denied from most computers anyway

[ewomack]

Since you loved that one so much...

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[julien_simon]

Since you loved that one so much...

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they called my name in the big microphone and I almost missed it because of that video but gosh was it worth it.

they bumped me up in business class. They probably intercepted the connection and saw what I posted. Business is the best way to keep me away from most passenger they said.

[julien_simon]

it's my first time in business class.

I'm so excited that I peed my pants and did a cartwheel.

security is coming. I'm gonna hide inside my computer for a while.

[ewomack]

Everyone in business class pees their pants... you'll fit right in...

[julien_simon]

have you ever milked anyone in business class? what do they look like?

do they smell funny? what language do they speak?

[ewomack]

They are all completely open to having their prostates milked... all you have to do is ask...

[julien_simon]

*shivers while thinking about that post*

[ewomack]

Yes, I know the possibility is quite scintillating... try to remain calm when asking...

[julien_simon]

calm?
CALM???

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