Hey everyone - This is Karen

[karensibert]

I'm 26-years-old, live in California, my favorite animal is a lemur, and I like forums like this one. :D

I love my dog Alexis
I love my cats: Sausha and Katana

Well, I don't really what to say, so I'm just going to keep this the way an introduction should be, and that is short!

[Muddy]

Hi Karen. Glad you could make it! Were you born in CA? What do you like about forums like this? Sure hope you stick around, we share a lot of cool stuff with each other here.

[Ferre]

Hi Karen, welcome. :yo:

[pctec]

Hello Karen... I am sure glad you registered because the stink of males in this place is beginning to be quite nasty :)

Welcome :)

[ewomack]

^ speaks for himself... :sqrolleyes:

But he's right... :sqerr:

Thank you for landing here... please roll on in and witness the insanity that is this bedlam.

Welcome!!! :sqbiggrin:

[pctec]

I had to look up bedlam...

[Halo]

I'm 26-years-old, live in California, my favorite animal is a lemur, and I like forums like this one. :D

Howdy.
JTMf40ORFE8



... because the stink of males in this place is beginning to be quite nasty :)

Surely you mean musky aroma?


I had to look up bedlam...

Eddie Izzard playing Professor Bedlam (Barry Edward Lambert) in My Super Ex-Girlfriend.
Short clip here (http://www.movieweb.com/movie/my-super-ex-girlfriend/bedlams-lair).

[Muddy]

Surely you mean musky aroma?

The heady essence of manhood.

[Strong]

Hey Karen, btw you don't happen to be KAREN HORNEY, the famous 20th century writer do you?

[Zap]

Hey Karen,
Welcome to our second home.
How's the snow in CA?

[vectro]

Hi Karen. Welcome, if you're still here. Hope you stick around.

[ewomack]

I think that was a tarsier in that video... no possum pretenders will get past my fully matured eagle ray-eyed senses... not while I'm still pumping platelets, no way...

Karen... ?

[Strong]

Damnit Ed, all that talk of mini plates is sure to scare her away!

[ewomack]

Oik! Apparently that was my fault... take it outta my hide...

[Strong]

Quick, make with the mushy noises and maybe you could tempt her back!

[ewomack]

Like this?

Mush mush mush mush...

[Cryren8972]

Sigh....*throwing up hands* I'm NEVER going to have a fellow female here at this rate. Focus guys, FOCUS.

[ewomack]

Ok, who's up for a sex change so we can keep Cry here? Anyone?

[Cryren8972]

Well...Ed has arrived at an option #2. Once again, he is the compromising hedgehog. I'm willing to accept this as an alternative. Thanks Ed. =)

[Strong]

Would Julien do, he's French after all, they are very liberal minded?

[Cryren8972]

No loopholes on this one I'm afraid.

[Muddy]

What's this about Julien's loopholes?

[Cryren8972]

Where does Julian hide his loopholes?

[ewomack]

In some weird French place I bet... c'est là-bas? Non, c'est seulement Chez Julien...

[Cryren8972]

Maybe, but only Julien knows for sure...

[ewomack]

I'm sure he'll happily tell us when he pops back in for a spell...

[Strong]

I saw him the other day, but he didn't post, damn, that Frenchman likes to tease!

[ewomack]

Sacre Bleu!! Je retourne ces livres maintenant!

[Muddy]

Le bleac de le savan te due par mon se le excremente!

[Strong]

I don't think that means what you think it does.

Well to be honest, I don't think Google thinks that means what you think it does. But I could be wrong.

[Muddy]

Well, since I just made it up...lol!

[Cryren8972]

In other words, he's happy it means SOMETHING.

[ewomack]

Don't worry, I can translate:

"Le" - Obviously a definite article

"bleac" - it's almost "bleach," so this likely means "fabric softener"

"de le" - this is the sound French people make when they're confused, equivalent to the english colloquialism "Duh, the!"

"savan" - this means "the van" said with an accent, though a more proper spelling would be "za van"

"te" - the Pope's left testicle (or the surrounding area thereabouts)

"due" - self-evident

"par mon" - this equates to "party mon!" said by someone who doesn't believe in "ty" combinations

"se le" - a salad rarely eaten

"excremente!" - any consumer goods

[Muddy]

That deserves some kind of award!

[Strong]

Quick! Make something up!

[ewomack]

A frog with a Blue whale head... ?

[Muddy]

And a gold toof.

[Strong]

Ok, Ed wins the Frog with the Blue Whale Head and Gold Tooth award for Imaginary Translation in an International Forum in 2011. That's like best picture award at the Oscars! Well done dude, thoroughly deserved.

[ewomack]

Will that bring Karen and Cry back?

[Muddy]

Did Cry leave again?

[ewomack]

I haven't seen her around much... maybe she was just bored during the snow-in?

[Strong]

Is it Toyota she works for? If so this might be relevant. *Shrugs*

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2011/jan/26/toyota-recalls-cars-avensis-lexus

[Cryren8972]

Awww, are those REAL hedgehog tears? Never fear...I am busy these days, but for the past few days, my internet connection has been a tad wonky. I have missed you guys though! I can't stay away forever...

[Strong]

Phew! I thought Ed had something and scared you away :sqwink:

[ewomack]

My tears have dessicated like dew off a desert flower...

[Strong]

I forgot a word in that last post, can anyone guess what it was. I suspect it doesn't make much difference, I could use less words most of the time. I should be more laconic I guess (perhaps?), but I'm afraid it could be something to do with Marmite, and I haven't checked the meaning as yet, so I'm playing it safe by doing what I normally do, which is to throw words around until they stick.

(You wouldn't believe how many times I have edited this post, damn words, I need better glue).

[Halo]

...You wouldn't believe how many times I have edited this post...

5 :3smile:

[Strong]

You have way too high an opinion of my writing abilities.

[ewomack]

Has anyone noticed that 2 threads that were likely started by bots or bot-like beings have become the most active threads?

That's why I love this place...

[Strong]

Yeah, but I don't see what they get out of it, no links in their profile/signatures and if they come back later to add them, they can be removed. So they don't benefit, and we get to have some fun at their expense.

Also if they do turn out to be real, well we are giving them a chance. BOY! Are we giving them a chance.

I think we kind of need a few of these general purpose threads where we can natter about whatever, without getting too bogged down with thread subjects. It's good to go off topic and explore what free minds can get up to. That is the thing with this place; we have the best of both world, on topic for most threads and freedom to yap about nothing in particular in threads like this. It feels like a win, win to me.

Look, I could even just stray into the subject area of nipples for no apparent reason and like a chilli day in Spring no one would bat an eye lid.

[ewomack]

Nipples on a chilly spring day? Do elaborate...

[Muddy]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRv0HE4Zr5OiWvInh8aADDL-adIcszAbDcFbHcOkxY7gD8JtzEdHg&t=1
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRv0HE4Zr5OiWvInh8aADDL-adIcszAbDcFbHcOkxY7gD8JtzEdHg&t=1)

[Strong]

You see, no one even batted an eye lid. What a cool place this is!

[ewomack]

We wouldn't bat eyelids around here... we are a peaceful people...

[Halo]

Batter up!

http://glenofscotland.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451f05a69e20133f50abaee970b-800wi
http://lilomag.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/TubeNosedFruitBat.jpg
http://www.bbc.co.uk/bristol/content/images/2007/05/23/bat_350x470.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3438/3217491880_529d8d7d67.jpg

[Cryren8972]

Ohhhh...I like the black bat with the orange eyes. He personifies Halloween! :)