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GetJams5
13-01-2011, 02:13 AM
I'm energized to be among the new users in your forums, and hopefully I'll uncover adequate time and energy to stay around.

Cryren8972
13-01-2011, 03:46 AM
Well, start munching on some coffee beans and stick around! =)

Ferre
13-01-2011, 04:47 AM
Hi and welcome :yo:

pctec
13-01-2011, 06:29 AM
Howdy partner! Pull up a stool and grab a glass of something strong and sour... it'l put hair on your chest Son!

:D

Zap
13-01-2011, 07:54 AM
Welcome to BTW.
Stick around and you won't be sorry.

Strong
13-01-2011, 09:40 AM
Hey GetJams, welcome to BTWIMHO, get stuck into posting!

vectro
13-01-2011, 02:33 PM
Welcome to the forum! You'll love it here. It's a way of life.

Muddy
13-01-2011, 05:55 PM
BTWIMHO Chat Forums - View Single Post - Brand-new right here, I basically wished to say howdy (http://www.btwimho.com/showpost.php?p=55674&postcount=1)

ewomack
13-01-2011, 08:17 PM
This is one of the strangest sentences I've encountered in a while:


I'm energized to be among the new users in your forums, and hopefully I'll uncover adequate time and energy to stay around.

Strong
14-01-2011, 12:12 PM
I was thinking he had covered his head in jam and wired his genitals to a car battery, but each to his own. There is no accounting what goes through my mind from one moment to the other.

Cryren8972
15-01-2011, 08:27 AM
I can see how you would assume he had wired his genitals to a car battery, but what were you basing the jam covered head on?

ewomack
15-01-2011, 04:08 PM
Perhaps an inexplicable fetish?

Strong
16-01-2011, 06:43 AM
The kind of guy that will willingly wire up his genitals to a car battery is liable to do anything at any time. Unpredictable as pop-stars!

Cryren8972
16-01-2011, 08:37 AM
Sorry Strongy, backpedal all you want. I'm afraid I'm with Ed on this one. We can add jam covered heads to spankings on the list of Strong's fetishes. My tolerance for weird is rather high, hence I come here....but this may be bordering on TOO strange. :sqlaugh:

Strong
16-01-2011, 01:46 PM
Maybe I should get Zap to change my name from Strong to Strange!?!

ewomack
17-01-2011, 07:51 PM
I vote for "Fetish Master."

Cryren8972
18-01-2011, 03:11 AM
Is he a Master if he's never actually indulged in any of the listed fetishes?

Strong
18-01-2011, 06:44 AM
Who says I haven't? In fact who says I have?

The problem about reading between the lines is, you could be reading what isn't there. :sqbiggrin:

Cryren8972
20-01-2011, 03:52 PM
I just recall you mentioning one particular fetish that you enjoyed but couldn't get the wife to comply with. I should have "read between the lines" and assumed you HAD participated in this particular activity with someone else. =)

ewomack
20-01-2011, 06:35 PM
I don't really see how these introduction threads could be scaring people off... I mean, talk about intrigue!!!

Strong
21-01-2011, 09:46 AM
I just recall you mentioning one particular fetish that you enjoyed but couldn't get the wife to comply with. I should have "read between the lines" and assumed you HAD participated in this particular activity with someone else. =)

If I remember rightly, I posed a question, that is how would you broach the subject and get a partner to do said thing. You all kind of ran away with that, perhaps ran a bit too far even. As a matter of fact we have and a lot of fun it was too, but that is by the by. :sqlaugh:


I don't really see how these introduction threads could be scaring people off... I mean, talk about intrigue!!!

You make an interesting thought, but on a serious note, if someone comes here to plug a site, then it could be counter productive, unless it's about, oh, let's us say, spanking, or duck tape or prostrate massage. :3unsure:

Muddy
22-01-2011, 10:20 AM
...perhaps ran a bit too far even.

Wha???

Strong
22-01-2011, 01:12 PM
Yes? You have a question?

Muddy
22-01-2011, 10:17 PM
Like in "Wha? Not us!"

Strong
23-01-2011, 01:34 PM
Ah, we are butting heads against the ambiguity inherent in the Queen's own English it would seem.

Halo
23-01-2011, 08:50 PM
Talking of our mother tongues (or mother's tongue?) I loved the comment on a twitter dialect article about the Dundonian dialect:


Dundonian must be one of the few dialects outside China where it's possible to construct an entirely consonant-free sentence:
"Eh, eh eh ih ah!" ('eh' is pronounced identically to the 'e' in the 'set', 'ih' is identical to the 'i' in 'sit')

For those who "dinnae bide" in Dundee, the English translation is "yes, I ate it all".

More Dundonian from Saint Andrew (http://www.saintandrew.biz/):
0c4l_T3KRNo

Ananinginaneana'= And an onion one as well.

Strong
25-01-2011, 09:12 AM
:sqlaugh:

I would never have understood any of that, the Queen must be slapping her forehead.

ewomack
25-01-2011, 12:33 PM
Aren't some dialects of Liverpudlian equally incomprehensible? Just a nasty rumor, I mean rumour, I heard...

Strong
26-01-2011, 09:46 AM
I didn't have too much trouble with this:

VGkkvpPulak

But then I've heard Lennon quite a bit.

5gwyjfU9cFo

Jamie Carragher, below, has a really strong scouser accent, I can make him out with some careful listening. See how you feel, from across the pond.
ITzkx-KaEsk

Some scousers can't understand themselves I think :sqwink:

ewomack
27-01-2011, 12:40 PM
I was definitely struggling with Scouse dialect... wow...

Strong
27-01-2011, 01:37 PM
It is strange how just moving a 100 miles in the UK can lead to total incomprehension unless we try to sound posh. I guess you have to credit the Queen for something. (She has her own Facebook page apparently, I wonder if she has even looked at it, she probably has someone to do that for her, she gets the Master of The Queens Privy to double up his role or something).

Halo
27-01-2011, 06:31 PM
I was definitely struggling with Scouse dialect... wow...

:3shocked:
Try the Shetland dialect:
cx5MgoL5tQ8

ewomack
29-01-2011, 11:21 AM
Gonads!!! I understood about 2 words of that... something about a microwave...

:sqerr:

English has to be the greatest linguistic mutt ever invented...