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timsdd
18-09-2009, 04:15 PM
...you know, b/c I would assume the position for her!!!

....any day of the week and twice on Sunday (a non-NFL Sunday)

:sqrofl:


Welcome to BTWIMHO.COM!
How did you hear about us?
bathroom stall..."for a good time type: btwimho.com"

What are your interests?
hot sex & minute rice

:3wacko: or dang, was it

hot rice and minute sex??? :sqlaugh:



How long have you been using the internet and forums?

1994 University of Houston was my first exposure to the internet device.

forums not until like just recently, 2006!


Thank you for taking part in this interview, timsdd. We appreciate your time and effort and we look forward to getting to know you.
Enjoy the forums!

I will, thank you kindly.

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I'd also like to give a *shout out to my peeps


* like a Paul Schaffer fire alarm: tinypic.com/player.php?v=1zciuc3&s=3

Dudette
18-09-2009, 04:21 PM
Hi timsdd, welcome to the forum, there's a lot to learn here so be sure to look around. :)

Ferre
18-09-2009, 04:28 PM
Hi timsdd, welcome :rockon:

Kalina
18-09-2009, 04:33 PM
Hey Tim, good to see you! What is "WHFC" ? :sqconfused:

Atom
18-09-2009, 04:33 PM
Welcome to Wally World.

Zap
18-09-2009, 04:56 PM
...you know, b/c I would assume the position for her!!!

....any day of the week and twice on Sunday (a non-NFL Sunday)

:sqrofl:


Welcome to BTWIMHO.COM!
How did you hear about us?
bathroom stall..."for a good time type: btwimho.com"

What are your interests?
hot sex & minute rice

:3wacko: or dang, was it

hot rice and minute sex??? :sqlaugh:



How long have you been using the internet and forums?

1994 University of Houston was my first exposure to the internet device.

forums not until like just recently, 2006!


Thank you for taking part in this interview, timsdd. We appreciate your time and effort and we look forward to getting to know you.
Enjoy the forums!

I will, thank you kindly.

----------------------------------------



I'd also like to give a *shout out to my peeps


* like a Paul Schaffer fire alarm: tinypic.com/player.php?v=1zciuc3&s=3
One of the best intro threads here, yet.
Welcome to BTW, Tim and I'm looking forward to your posts on your thoughts on stuff that's on something.

:sqlaugh:


Hey Tim, good to see you! What is "WHFC" ? :sqconfused:
The World's Hottest Forum Cop. :sqbiggrin:

Muddy
18-09-2009, 05:04 PM
I knew a "Tim" once...hmmm.

Atom
18-09-2009, 05:06 PM
I know things. That is all.

Zap
18-09-2009, 05:14 PM
I know things. That is all.

Well, you should. You're the official beer taster around here.

Atom
18-09-2009, 05:19 PM
Why does my beer taste like wine, that's all I wanna know.

I'm in a particular jaunt at the moment, shouldn't be long before the calypso leaves wear off.

Strong
18-09-2009, 05:24 PM
Hello and welcome Tim. Good to have you here.

ewomack
18-09-2009, 09:44 PM
Welcome. Leave your brains by the door... no leave the gonads on, you'll need those, just not the brains...

Welcome!!!!!

julien_simon
20-09-2009, 04:57 AM
Welcome welcome!

I'm sure you'll have a great tim here.

Looking forward to read more posts of yours. They look promising.

timsdd
23-09-2009, 11:47 AM
Hi timsdd, welcome to the forum, there's a lot to learn here so be sure to look around. :)
your command is my wish :sqcool:


Hi timsdd, welcome :rockon:
thanks!

Hey Tim, good to see you! What is "WHFC" ? :sqconfused:
whoa! It's a Kalina :love: :sqwink:

Welcome to Wally World.
After my stop here @ Wally World I plan on heading over to McDowwels and getting myself a Big Mick :sqerr:

One of the best intro threads here, yet.
Welcome to BTW, Tim and I'm looking forward to your posts on your thoughts on stuff that's on something.

:sqlaugh:


The World's Hottest Forum Cop. :sqbiggrin:
Thanks Zap, thanks inviting me over on here to it.

I knew a "Tim" once...hmmm.
interesting....interesting.

Hello and welcome Tim. Good to have you here.
thank you, very nice to be here.

Welcome. Leave your brains by the door... no leave the gonads on, you'll need those, just not the brains...

Welcome!!!!!
I'll just leave everything at the door to be safe, including my pants :3shocked:

Welcome welcome!

I'm sure you'll have a great tim here.

Looking forward to read more posts of yours. They look promising.
haha great tim, I shall have !

buffalo
27-09-2009, 06:16 PM
Hey! Tim is here?!!? :sqeek:

pctec
27-09-2009, 07:13 PM
I knew a "Tim" once...hmmm.

Now you know a "Tim" twice...
Freaky huh?

ewomack
27-09-2009, 07:34 PM
All this fresh meat... feels like a slaughterhouse in here... with fewer hooves...

Muddy
27-09-2009, 07:35 PM
Now you know a "Tim" twice...
Freaky huh?

It's about damn time! Good to see ya here! Of course there's probably another thread around here with you and a hot forum cop in it where I should say that.

buffalo
27-09-2009, 07:55 PM
All this fresh meat... feels like a slaughterhouse in here... with fewer hooves...

Are you anti-hoof? :sqerr:

Muddy
27-09-2009, 07:58 PM
I think it would "behoove" him to rethink that, don't you?

buffalo
27-09-2009, 08:00 PM
I would like everyone to notice that, for the time being, I have a higher postcount than Tim...

Muddy
27-09-2009, 08:04 PM
Duly noted. Well done.

pctec
27-09-2009, 08:36 PM
All this fresh meat... feels like a slaughterhouse in here... with fewer hooves...

I read that quickly and I thought it said "with fewer hookers..." :sqlaugh:

Zap
27-09-2009, 09:12 PM
I would like everyone to notice that, for the time being, I have a higher postcount than Tim...

Wait! I'll get the camera. :sqlaugh:

Seriously. Enjoy it while it lasts. It's a rarity.

timsdd
29-09-2009, 10:39 AM
Hey! Tim is here?!!? :sqeek:
I was searching for hot forum cops, not a fetish mind you, just curious.

All this fresh meat... feels like a slaughterhouse in here... with fewer hooves...
better to feel like than to smell like!

I would like everyone to notice that, for the time being, I have a higher postcount than Tim...
what the! thanks for bringing that to my attention

Wait! I'll get the camera. :sqlaugh:

Seriously. Enjoy it while it lasts. It's a rarity.

screen shot! :3biggrin:

Cryren8972
29-09-2009, 04:24 PM
How bout some rice sex in a hot minute?
(don't ask)

Muddy
29-09-2009, 04:30 PM
How bout some rice sex in a hot minute?
(don't ask)

She won't bust you for saying that...that'll just turn her on.

ewomack
30-09-2009, 08:48 PM
If I asked a post-coital woman "how was that for you?" and she said "it was like rice sex" I would develop a complex quicker than Freud.

Muddy
01-10-2009, 01:03 AM
Sounds like a place in England. I can never figure their addresses out. I'd hate to be a postman over there.

"Where do you live?"

"294TN6 Dubbleford, Ricesex on the Main By Canterbury 831 Suite 34D-1/2
99937TD, UK"

Strong
01-10-2009, 05:41 AM
Oh, I've been there. Lovely cathedral.

We do have a county called Essex, near Norfolk and Suffolk. Suffolk being south of Norfolk. Have you seen it yet? North folk and south folk. As true as Atom mows the lawn I tells ya!

Atom
01-10-2009, 06:55 AM
Oh, I've been there. Lovely cathedral.

We do have a county called Essex, near Norfolk and Suffolk. Suffolk being south of Norfolk. Have you seen it yet? North folk and south folk. As true as Atom mows the lawn I tells ya!That's what people do over here in the big U, mow their lawns. Even a serf can own land.

Strong
01-10-2009, 08:13 AM
What is the world coming to when mere serfs can own land, next they'll be a wanting the vote!

Muddy
01-10-2009, 10:35 AM
Landowners can surf too. If they're near any.

Cryren8972
01-10-2009, 11:18 AM
If I asked a post-coital woman "how was that for you?" and she said "it was like rice sex" I would develop a complex quicker than Freud.

If rice sex sends you into such a tail spin, then it sounds as if you already have a complex quicker than Freud's ...:sqconfused:

Muddy
01-10-2009, 11:39 AM
If rice sex sends you into such a tail spin, then it sounds as if you already have a complex quicker than Freud's ...:sqconfused:

Oh lord, don't get him started! lol!

ewomack
01-10-2009, 08:16 PM
My complexes are very complex, yes... I'm afriad of the letter "e" wha... AAAUUGHGHAAAAAGAHAGAHGAHAGAHAGAHAAA!!!!!!!

pctec
01-10-2009, 08:31 PM
Its only a vowel brother... take a deep breath and type E

Muddy
01-10-2009, 08:33 PM
I'm afraid of the word afraid when it's spelled afriad.

Zap
02-10-2009, 07:11 AM
I'm afraid of the word afraid when it's spelled afriad.

You must be afriad because of your dyslxeia.

pctec
02-10-2009, 02:24 PM
Diaexsly ?

Halo
02-10-2009, 03:27 PM
I would like everyone to notice that, for the time being, I have a higher postcount than Tim...

Good luck with that one. Enjoy it while it lasts. :sqerr:

Howdy Timmy. Maybe on this forums they will sticky an official Timnyms thread everyone can keep up with you?

buffalo
02-10-2009, 08:35 PM
Maybe on this forums they will sticky an official Timnyms thread everyone can keep up with you?

I'm always here to translate if anyone gets lost. :sqwink:

pctec
03-10-2009, 07:06 AM
I'm always here to translate if anyone gets lost. :sqwink:

Then you have a big job ahead of you...

buffalo
03-10-2009, 10:48 AM
Then you have a big job ahead of you...

I've been the Official holder of the Timspeak > English Dictionary for a long time now. :sqwink:

Zap
03-10-2009, 10:58 AM
Got my BA in Timspeak.
Went on to get my Masters too.
Attempted the PhD but failed miserably.

pctec
03-10-2009, 11:01 AM
Keep trying... if at first you fail, do it again damn it!

Muddy
03-10-2009, 01:35 PM
Too many Tims. My duodenum is going to explode.

timsdd
08-10-2009, 11:01 PM
How bout some rice sex in a hot minute?
(don't ask)
I can and I will! :sqwink:

Good luck with that one. Enjoy it while it lasts. :sqerr:

Howdy Timmy. Maybe on this forums they will sticky an official Timnyms thread everyone can keep up with you?
Bitt! The sticky would be most helpful for the nude bees :3biggrin:

I've been the Official holder of the Timspeak > English Dictionary for a long time now. :sqwink:
So if I am the keymaster, are you the gatekeeper?


Got my BA in Timspeak.
Went on to get my Masters too.
Attempted the PhD but failed miserably.
Don't sell yourself short. Had it not been for the near OD on Dew, you would've come close.

Too many Tims. My duodenum is going to explode.
better double knot it!

ewomack
09-10-2009, 09:02 PM
My duodenum is stapled to my forehead. Nothing will ever happen to it there.

Muddy
09-10-2009, 10:51 PM
My duodenum is stapled to my foreskin. Nothing will ever happen to it there.

Good thinkin'!

ewomack
10-10-2009, 01:54 PM
It serves me well. Great conversation piece and wonderful at job interviews. Employers get to see just how resourceful I am.

Muddy
10-10-2009, 03:51 PM
You usually get the ol' foreskin out at interviews do you?

ewomack
11-10-2009, 09:58 PM
Well, it does leave an impression.

Muddy
12-10-2009, 12:41 PM
Yeah, it often leaves one on my abdomen.

ewomack
12-10-2009, 07:09 PM
What in blazes are you doing with your foreskin?!?!

pctec
15-10-2009, 08:09 PM
Im not sure if you were talking to me or so but if you were, I was milking it...

ewomack
16-10-2009, 06:19 PM
Well, that's a perfectly respectable thing for a young man to do... carry on, chap!

Cryren8972
17-10-2009, 06:48 AM
Well, that's a perfectly respectable thing for a young man to do... carry on, chap!

just not in public...then it's a crime.

ewomack
18-10-2009, 10:32 AM
Isn't society an interesting thing... we're all about pleasure, pleasure, pleasure, but just so long as we don't have to see anyone experiencing it too intensely... what a bizarre place we live in...

Diogenes masturbated in public... but I don't think anyone appreciated it... so perhaps we haven't changed too much in a few millenia...

pctec
18-10-2009, 04:45 PM
Diogenes masturbated in public...

Good, I'm not alone...

Muddy
18-10-2009, 10:25 PM
Nope. You, Diogenes, Paul Reubens.

ewomack
19-10-2009, 06:08 PM
Don't forget those baboons who furrow the brow of sensitive zoo visiting parents...

timsdd
19-10-2009, 11:44 PM
Isn't society an interesting thing... we're all about pleasure, pleasure, pleasure, but just so long as we don't have to see anyone experiencing it too intensely... what a bizarre place we live in...

Diogenes masturbated in public... but I don't think anyone appreciated it... so perhaps we haven't changed too much in a few millenia...
Paul Rueben....the modern day Diogenes :sqlaugh:

What in blazes are you doing with your foreskin?!?!

inquiring mind wants to know! :3confused:

ewomack
20-10-2009, 08:53 AM
Diogenes was an influential man...

http://www.mlahanas.de/Greeks/Bios/images/DiogenesJLGerome.jpg