Please Welcome Kalina To The Team

[Zap]

Kalina has been promoted to Supermod.

We have worked together on modding before and she'll make a fine addition to our team.
She'll be responsible for keeping us up to date on the joys of motherhood for the next little while as she is due any day now! :sqeek:
We'll get her in between diaper changes, I guess. :sqlaugh:

Welcome to the team, Kalina, and thanks for helping out!

[julien_simon]

I'd like to see a mod fight - I was thinking of a white spandex fight in mud but that would be advantaging one of them too much.

any ideas folks?

[julien_simon]

Oh yeah, welcome Kalina.

When you get moody with pregnancy, please don't ban me.

Have fun being a mom to be!

[Zap]

I'd like to see a mod fight - I was thinking of a white spandex fight in mud but that would be advantaging one of them too much.

any ideas folks?

The problem with that is there is only one mod who would look good in Spandex and I don't think Muddy's willing. :sqlaugh:

[Steak Eater]

Congrats Kalina

[Muddy]

WooHoo! Welcome to the confederacy of dunces! Glad to have you on the team Kalina...we needed a mouse killer!

[ewomack]

Yay! Someone else to delete my posts!!!

[Strong]

Yay! Someone else to help with deleting Ed's posts. :sqwink:

Welcome, welcome to the job, and boy are you welcome to the job! :sqbiggrin:

[Big Dan]

Congrats Kalina.. Good to see you around :)

[timsdd]

Nice! a) to see you b) your new position (giggity)

I was a supermod once but I got drunk with power and fell off the mod wagon and landed in a ditch...and not a good ditch either like with grass and old cigarette butts, this one was muddy with broken glass and mole hair...who knew they molted!

[Muddy]

I wondered what the hell landed on me.

[krisma5]

Congrats to the promotion and welcome to the Nutty corner! =)

[ewomack]

I prefer to refer to this as the "legume corner" as it emphasizes our sophistication.

[Muddy]

Yes, and this is not so much a corner as it is a retreat. The legume retreat.

[ewomack]

The legumes were on the march, but they beat a hasty retreat... legume disgrace... are you calling us a disgrace??!?!?

It's ok if you are... we need an identity...

[timsdd]

I prefer to refer to this as the "legume corner" as it emphasizes our sophistication.

Welcome to the "legume bin", population: you :sqwink:

[Muddy]

The legumes were on the march, but they beat a hasty retreat... legume disgrace... are you calling us a disgrace??!?!?

It's ok if you are... we need an identity...

I was thinking of retreat as in a "luxurious coastal retreat". I like bin too.

[julien_simon]

"bin" makes me think of canadian wine.

Bin 555 shyraz (http://wine.about.com/b/2005/06/13/wine-of-the-week-wyndham-estates-bin-555-shiraz.htm)
bin 66 (http://www.bin66.com/).

but then again, lots of things make me think of wine.

[ewomack]

Bin makes me think of a deep box full of chaff...

[Muddy]

Bin makes me think of a convenience store clerk.

[ewomack]

Convenience store clerk makes me think of 72 ounces of water and syrup...

[buffalo]

72 ounces of water and syrup makes me think of Mountain Dew... :love:

[Muddy]

Mountain Dew makes me think of sex in the Alps.

[Strong]

Sex in the Alps makes me think of snow balls.

[Muddy]

As you knew it would, snow balls make me think of sex in the Alps.

[krisma5]

Anybody got a Mountain Dew?

http://www.btwimho.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=354&stc=1&d=1254159858

[Strong]

That picture makes me sad. They have obviously told the guy in the background there is no more room in the jacuzzi. And they have even erected a fence around the area.

[krisma5]

You're only sad cause your not in it.

[Muddy]

You're only sad cause your not in it.

How could you spell it right the first time and then wrong 4 words later?

[Muddy]

LOL



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[Muddy]

^Those symbols are not symbolic of anything BTW.

[krisma5]

How could you spell it right the first time and then wrong 4 words later? cause I'm half german. :sqlaugh:

[Strong]

You're only sad cause your not in it.

OK, yes, I admit it! It was me in the background. :sqfrown:

[Muddy]

It looks just like you! Those bastards coulda made room.

[buffalo]

I don't think there is even room for water in that hot tub.

[Muddy]

Doesn't look very hot either.

[Muddy]

In fact, it doesn't even look like a tub.

[buffalo]

They don't appear to be feeling the cold... :eek:

[Muddy]

They appear to be feeling each other.

[timsdd]

They don't appear to be feeling the cold... :eek:

tell that to their nips :sqeek:

[ewomack]

Every nip tells a story...

[timsdd]

Every nip tells a story...

you got that right

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[Cryren8972]

Every nip tells a story...

They talk? Please tell me there's a way to keep em quiet...
I don't want my nips telling EVERYTHING.

[Muddy]

They talk? Please tell me there's a way to keep em quiet...
I don't want my nips telling EVERYTHING.

Too late. Your nips have been sneaking out every night and rendezvousing with each of us, spilling copious sordid confessions.

[Cryren8972]

Too late. Your nips have been sneaking out every night and rendezvousing with each of us, spilling copious sordid confessions.

HA! Those aren't MY nips...
my nips are a little more than just sordid talkers I'm afraid.
Which is why I must find a way to shut them up, they have seen...! :sqeek:

[Atom]

http://3t9.com/Atom/gl1a_800.jpg

[Cryren8972]

OK...so maybe they were mine.
and they've been to Atom's...:sqembarrassed:

[Muddy]

Atom, is that two people sitting hunched over back to back on a bench?

[Atom]

No, that is an ink blob.

[Muddy]

I see an Aborigine in there.

[Atom]

Nope, that's an ancient Mayan prostitute.

[Cryren8972]

Nope, that's an ancient Mayan prostitute.

I'm now going to Google Mayan prostitutes...
did they have those?
Never mind...Google will set the record straight.

[Muddy]

I'm sure they did. Right in the temples no doubt.

[Cryren8972]

Homosexual sex was often integrated into religious practices as well. The Mayans maintained several phallic religious cults, possibly involving homosexual temple prostitution. Aztec religious leaders were heterosexually celibate and engaged in homosexuality with one another as a religious practice, temple idols were often depicted engaging in homosexuality, and the god Xochipili (taken from both Toltec
Toltec

The word Toltec in Mesoamerican studies has been used in different ways by different scholars to refer to actual populations and polity of pre-Columbian central Mexico or to the mythical ancestors mentioned in the mythical/historical narratives of the Aztecs....
and Mayan cultures) was both the patron of homosexuals and homosexual prostitutes. The Incans
Inca

The Inca civilization began as a tribe in the Cuzco area, where the legendary first Sapa Inca, Manco Capac founded the Kingdom of Cuzco around 1200....
sometimes dedicated young boys as temple prostitutes. The boys were dressed in girls clothing, and chiefs and headmen would have ritual homosexual intercourse with them during religious ceremonies and on holidays.

The conquistadores were horrified by the widespread acceptance of homosexuality, ephebophilia, pederasty, and pedophilia among Central and South American peoples, and used torture, burning at the stake, mass beheadings, and other means to stamp it out both as a religious practice and social custom.

^ what I found =)

[Muddy]

Dear lord...sounds like Tennessee.

[Atom]

I'm now going to Google Mayan prostitutes...
did they have those?
Never mind...Google will set the record straight.Yes, they were the only group that were exempt from ritual sacrifice.

[Atom]

Homosexual sex was often integrated into religious practices as well. The Mayans maintained several phallic religious cults, possibly involving homosexual temple prostitution. Aztec religious leaders were heterosexually celibate and engaged in homosexuality with one another as a religious practice, temple idols were often depicted engaging in homosexuality, and the god Xochipili (taken from both Toltec
Toltec

The word Toltec in Mesoamerican studies has been used in different ways by different scholars to refer to actual populations and polity of pre-Columbian central Mexico or to the mythical ancestors mentioned in the mythical/historical narratives of the Aztecs....
and Mayan cultures) was both the patron of homosexuals and homosexual prostitutes. The Incans
Inca

The Inca civilization began as a tribe in the Cuzco area, where the legendary first Sapa Inca, Manco Capac founded the Kingdom of Cuzco around 1200....
sometimes dedicated young boys as temple prostitutes. The boys were dressed in girls clothing, and chiefs and headmen would have ritual homosexual intercourse with them during religious ceremonies and on holidays.

The conquistadores were horrified by the widespread acceptance of homosexuality, ephebophilia, pederasty, and pedophilia among Central and South American peoples, and used torture, burning at the stake, mass beheadings, and other means to stamp it out both as a religious practice and social custom.

^ what I found =)Interesting. Well I guess that'll teach me to post. lol

[Cryren8972]

hehe...post away! =)

[ewomack]

Nice to be here and reminisce about the good old days...

[ewomack]

And nips...

[Muddy]

And nips in the good old days.

[ewomack]

Those were the good old days nips...