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pctec
03-10-2009, 12:15 PM
Fresh Meat? :boink:
Ferre
03-10-2009, 12:18 PM
Ask your missus. :sqwink:
Zap
03-10-2009, 12:33 PM
Fresh Meat? :boink:

When you hit 100 posts, it will change and each 100 after that.
By the time you hit 500 posts, you'll be begging to be fresh meat again. LOL!
Atom
03-10-2009, 12:36 PM
I suspect that it will depend on the surrounding air temperature.
Cryren8972
03-10-2009, 12:39 PM
I suspect that it will depend on the surrounding air temperature.

ha! Ok, that made me giggle...:sqlaugh:
pctec
03-10-2009, 01:24 PM
I suspect that it will depend on the surrounding air temperature.

-8 Celsius
Atom
03-10-2009, 01:31 PM
-8 CelsiusThat's 17 point something Fahrenheit, you should be good for a year or so if you use the freezer bags with the double zip.
pctec
03-10-2009, 01:33 PM
Then I will have to be removed and eaten right away? hehehe

Just wait until I tell my wife she had better develop a healthy appetite for "Tim Supreme"... Cause there is a lot of me...
Atom
03-10-2009, 01:41 PM
BTW, to be truly considered meat you'll need to be killed. I'm sorry. Tell the wife a .22 lead anywhere on the skull cap should suffice. Next comes the butchering skills, that's the part that I really dread as I'm a bit lacking in that department. It never fails that I always end up butchering the butchering job.
Atom
03-10-2009, 02:13 PM
Oh, and tell her to save the bones, they are a suitable sacrifice to the Halloween god.
Also, don't forget that most unpleasant but all important field dressing between the killing and the butchering, otherwise she'll have a real mess on her hands.
Muddy
03-10-2009, 02:17 PM
Oh, and tell her to save the bones, they are a suitable sacrifice to the Halloween god.

Probably make some pretty decent shoehorns out of 'em too.
Atom
03-10-2009, 02:22 PM
Probably make some pretty decent shoehorns out of 'em too.Yes definitely, they've got walrus tusk, whalebone and tortoise shell beat by a long shot.
pctec
03-10-2009, 03:00 PM
Well I am some glad I'm going to be useful for something after I'm gone...
Cryren8972
03-10-2009, 03:01 PM
Can you donate your bones to jewelry?
Like donating your body to science?
Or your organs to the dying?
iowadawg
03-10-2009, 08:36 PM
Most donated organs in the USA do not go to the dying.
Just the ones with bucks that need to refresh their livers, kidneys and heart from all the drinking.

Why not?
You can get cremated and have your ashes made into a diamond or diamonds to leave to your heirs.