So this seagull walks into a store...

[Cryren8972]

Not sure if this is going to post the video correctly, I could only copy and paste since I'm at work and our firewall is insane...but you get the idea at least. =)

Leave it to me to post a bird story. :sqbiggrin:


So, this gull walks into a store...Point Pleasant Beach, NJ




A seagull in Point pleasant Beach, NJ has developed the habit of stealing Doritos from a neighborhood convenience store.
The seagull waits until the manager isn't looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.
Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds.
The seagull's shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Point Pleasant Beach, NJ, and helped himself to a bag of Doritos. Since then, he's become a regular. He always takes the same type of chips.
The manager thinks it's great because people are coming to watch the feathered thief make the daily grab and run, and that's good for business, and especially sincecustomers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of Doritos because they think it's so funny. However, the manager did say, 'This is New Jersey , and if that seagull starts to grab a 6-pack of 'Bud' to go along with the Doritos, I may have to put a stop to it.'






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[Cryren8972]

OK, so no video that I can see...it's on youtube. I'll post a link later.
Very cute...you can actually see him scoping out the store, then grab and run with the Doritos.

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This thread will explain how to embed Youtube vids...

Embed YouTube And Google Videos In Your Posts - BTWIMHO Chat Forums (http://www.btwimho.com/showthread.php?t=40)

[Cryren8972]

I can't access youtube here at work...that's the problem at hand. =( Even using Proxify...they want a paid memebership for youtube viewing.

[Zap]

What about another proxy? There's thousands of them.

[Cryren8972]

Proxify is the only one I can sneak past this firewall.,..
and even then I have to physically type in the web address, I can't link it in.

[Muddy]

Good grief, you work for the guvmant?

[Cryren8972]

Good grief, you work for the guvmant?
worse...
Toyota.

[Cryren8972]

Actually, I love my job...where else could I surf the net between paperwork? Luckily, I can get on this forum with no prob. =)
My hours are excellent, 7-3 M-F...
benefits and pay...eh. But overall, I'm happy. However, they have some crazy firewalls in place...can't even look up a recipe.

[julien_simon]

here it is:

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[Cryren8972]

awwww...thanks! Not that I can see it...it could be a line up of can can girls, but thanks either way! =)

[julien_simon]

awwww...thanks! Not that I can see it...it could be a line up of can can girls, but thanks either way! =)

*idea*

[Cryren8972]

Can't wait to see the repercussions of that one...=)

[krisma5]

Those birds always have been thieves!

[Cryren8972]

Those birds always have been thieves!

They prefer the term "resourceful" and they are willing to bring lawyers into it if this slanderous discrimination continues. No one likes a stereotype. :sqrofl:

[krisma5]

I wish my stereo would type. That would save me a lot of keyboards.

[Cryren8972]

and finger condoms. =)

[krisma5]

What are those? :sqwink:

[Cryren8972]

What are those? :sqwink:

You don't use those!?!?!?! :sqeek:
You have stroked HOW many keyboards unprotected?

[krisma5]

Hmm... well, let me put it this way... I do a lot of washing...lol

[Cryren8972]

Hmm... well, let me put it this way... I do a lot of washing...lol

and we all know this doesn't work...tsk tsk tsk...

[krisma5]

It doesn't???? :sqerr:

That's why my keyboards never liked their baths!

[Cryren8972]

well, you can always repent and start using finger condoms right away.
I mean, what's done is done...right?

[krisma5]

Actually, sometimes I like it dirty.

[Cryren8972]

*covering ears* blah blah blah...I can't hear you...

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http://fatpenguinblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/01/dirtyKeyboard.jpg

[Strong]

Forget gloves! I think you need a secretary in a remote location with that keyboard.

[Cryren8972]

Lol! See...that keyboard has been rode hard and put up wet. Finger condoms anyone?

[krisma5]

If you look closely, the keys themselves are clean....

[Muddy]

Yes, the commonly used ones anyway. I wonder if this is part a Gerolsteiner/Lucky Strikes/Pepcid/Gordon's Gin commercial?

[Muddy]

Also, I thought Lucky Strikes were unfiltered.

[Cryren8972]

If you look closely, the keys themselves are clean....

"Clean" isn't just an appearance, now is it? :sqeek:

[krisma5]

Also, I thought Lucky Strikes were unfiltered.

You can get them both here. and you can totally tell that it's a german pic!

[ewomack]

A more legal aviary exchange...

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