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Dudette
08-10-2009, 08:32 AM
A skull long believed to be that of Adolf Hitler actually belonged to a woman, according to an American scientist who has taken DNA samples from it.

More... (http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Adolf-Hitler-Skull-Not-His-But-A-Womans-Says-US-Bone-Specialist-Nick-Bellantoni/Article/200909415393951?f=rss)
Zap
08-10-2009, 08:53 AM
Is he still alive?
Cryren8972
08-10-2009, 08:56 AM
Why did this take so long to figure out? Are there now going to be Hitler sightings, or are we all pretty sure, given the time line, that he's actually dead? :sqconfused: :sqwink:
Zap
08-10-2009, 08:57 AM
I saw Hitler and Elvis down at Starbucks.
Cryren8972
08-10-2009, 09:09 AM
Wonder if they were discussing the nature of existence...
and how fame ruined their lives. Along with drugs....
They are now coffee drinkers though, so they must be in recovery.
Muddy
08-10-2009, 12:08 PM
They are now coffee drinkers though, so they must be in recovery.

LOL! I didn't know that was the impression! Damn, I'm never talking about coffee again!
Muddy
08-10-2009, 12:09 PM
I saw Hitler and Elvis down at Starbucks.

Getting waited on by Andy Kaufman.
Halo
08-10-2009, 06:21 PM
A skull long believed to be that of Adolf Hitler actually belonged to a woman, according to an American scientist who has taken DNA samples from it.


Maybe Hitler was actually a woman, albeit one with a facial hair problem? :3skeptical:
Zap
08-10-2009, 07:48 PM
Do you think that moustache as a fashion statement has been ruined forever?
I mean, could anyone ever bring that sucker back into fashion?
Muddy
08-10-2009, 09:35 PM
Do you think that moustache as a fashion statement has been ruined forever?
I mean, could anyone ever bring that sucker back into fashion?

Ruined only until society gets so effed up it's considered hip to be as gauche as possible. Actually...we might already be there. OK everybody, we're all growing Hitler mustaches! You too girls! No exceptions! We're all moving to Manila too! We're leaving the day after tomorrow at oh 400 hours. Fall out!
ewomack
08-10-2009, 11:31 PM
Wow... Hitler must have had a hard post-war life walking around without a skull... I hope he finds it soon... maybe some woman has it...
Strong
09-10-2009, 06:40 AM
Do you think that moustache as a fashion statement has been ruined forever?
I mean, could anyone ever bring that sucker back into fashion?

Well Mugabe in Zimbabwe has been trying to carry it off for a while. Maybe it is a thing that only a dictator can pull off.
Muddy
09-10-2009, 01:33 PM
Maybe it is a thing that only a dictator can pull off.

If it's fake then anyone can pull it off.
Strong
09-10-2009, 03:08 PM
There is a song that states Hitler only had one ball. Perhaps he pulled it off. :sqconfused:
pctec
09-10-2009, 03:33 PM
I saw Hitler down at Starbucks.

Impossible! I saw him in hell (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0185431/)...
ewomack
10-10-2009, 10:16 AM
A lot of people are in hell, it seems... sounds like the place to be...
ewomack
10-10-2009, 10:17 AM
I'm sure I'll go there, if Pope Innocent III has anything to say about it...

http://www.paradoxplace.com/Perspectives/Italian%20Images/images/PPPortraits/Innocent%20III/Innocent-III-Subiaco-BR.jpg