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Sami4u
10-10-2009, 03:02 AM
Welcome to BTWIMHO.COM!
How did you hear about us?
I followed one of Zaps links :sqwink:

What are your interests?
Movies, People, Travel, Las Vegas, Ménage à trois, & Food :sqlaugh:

How long have you been using the internet and forums?

Oh about a little over a year now.


Thank you for taking part in this interview, Sami4u. We appreciate your time and effort and we look forward to getting to know you.
Enjoy the forums!

Thanks Really Cool Smiles :sqbiggrin:

Butterflies Forever

Sami

P.S. What are the rules? Avatar and Links?

Dudette
10-10-2009, 03:06 AM

Ferre
10-10-2009, 03:07 AM
Talk about rules and Dudette gets speechless. :sqlaugh:

Welcome Sami :rockon:

Sami4u
10-10-2009, 03:09 AM
Hi,

Well thanks Dudette :3biggrin: Now that's the warm comment I like in a forum.

Butterflies Forever

Sami

Strong
10-10-2009, 06:16 AM
Hi Sami and welcome to BTWIMHO, I look forward to getting to know you. :sqbiggrin:



P.S. What are the rules? Avatar and Links?

Check out our FAQs (http://btwimho.com/faq.php). In particularly our Code of Conduct (http://btwimho.com/faq.php?faq=rules_and_regs#faq_code_of_conduct).

If you have a specific query let us know?

Enjoy the forum! The smilies are :sqcool: aren't they?

ewomack
10-10-2009, 08:31 AM
Hi there! Welcome to this den of text. Come on in and post your brains out. The rest of us already have, so no challenges there.

Welcome!! :sqbiggrin:

Zap
10-10-2009, 08:42 AM
Hey Sami!

So great that you have joined us here! We'll have a to have a Ménage à sixty-seven to celebrate!
We've got a great group of people here and you'll make a fine addition to the gang!

I haven't set any specific rules about how many links in sigs formally, but it's at 3 right now, so we'll move forward with that.
You have to hit 25 posts before you can use links in your posts. That's to discourage the spam bots.

Atom
10-10-2009, 09:41 AM
Welcome, Sami. : )


What does USA Mo. mean?

Sami4u
10-10-2009, 10:16 AM
Hi,


Hi Sami and welcome to BTWIMHO, I look forward to getting to know you. :sqbiggrin:


I'm looking forward to getting to know you too :sqwink:


Hi there! Welcome to this den of text. Come on in and post your brains out. The rest of us already have, so no challenges there.

Welcome!! :sqbiggrin:

I don't want to loose what little brains I have so maybe I shouldn't post.

Nope I decided I have a few to spare. LOL


Hey Sami! So great that you have joined us here! We'll have a to have a Ménage à sixty-seven to celebrate!

Wondering if anyone would pick up on that.:sqbiggrin:

Ménage à sixty-seven I don't think I got enough lube for all of that. :clownbiggrin:


I haven't set any specific rules about how many links in sigs formally, but it's at 3 right now, so we'll move forward with that.


That's more then enough. Just wanted to check.


Welcome, Sami. : )

What does USA Mo. mean?

I was sleepy How about I use Mo. USA But I move around a lot. (I just made deal with Alltel and got a Huawei EC168 Wireless Internet Card. Now I can have the net where ever I can get bars)

In your case I think it would be Tn. USA,. Right.

Butterflies Forever

Sami

Atom
10-10-2009, 10:30 AM
(...)I was sleepy How about I use Mo. USA But I move around a lot. (I just made deal with Alltel and got a Huawei EC168 Wireless Internet Card. Now I can have the net where ever I can get bars)

In your case I think it would be Tn. USA,. Right.

Butterflies Forever

SamiNo, in my case it would be TN

I thought that it may have meant USA 'mostly', but apparently it means Missouri, which is properly abbreviated as MO, so it threw me off a little.

Muddy
10-10-2009, 10:47 AM
How do you do Sami? Glad you came! Glad you decided to join too. It appears you'll make a fine addition to this abyss of absurdity.


We'll have a to have a Ménage à sixty-seven to celebrate!

I think we need two more people. :sqwink:


(I just made deal with Alltel and got a Huawei EC168 Wireless Internet Card. Now I can have the net where ever I can get bars)

Didn't Alltel get bought by Verizon?

PS. I like your blog.

Muddy
10-10-2009, 10:49 AM
No, in my case it would be TN

I thought that it may have meant USA 'mostly', but apparently it means Missouri, which is properly abbreviated as MO, so it threw me off a little.

That's EXACTLY what I like to see first thing on a Saturday morning! A picky old man smacking his gums as he squints at the first post of the day.

LOL!

You know I love ya Atom!

Atom
10-10-2009, 10:57 AM
P.S. I like your How to Make Candy Cane Christmas Tree Ornament video. : )

Sami4u
10-10-2009, 11:14 AM
No, in my case it would be TN

I thought that it may have meant USA 'mostly', but apparently it means Missouri, which is properly abbreviated as MO, so it threw me off a little.

Hi,

Boy are you going to have fun. :) Spelling, typing, and being proper has never been one of my strong talents. You wil find I forgeet to letters in posts and misspelling lots. (I think I'll get a job as a content writer for my grammar is one of the bests USA englishis around) ;)

All in fun.

Growing up school and I had one thing in common, I didn't like it, and it didn't like me. Thus resulting in grades that were shall be say sub-par. I did however learn one thing. I can count back correct change. Which is more then the people with college degrees at Walmart can do.

Butterflies Forever

Sami

Muddy
10-10-2009, 11:18 AM
...my grammar is one of the bests USA englishis around) ;)

What about your granpaw?

Sami4u
10-10-2009, 11:27 AM
Hi,


How do you do Sami? Glad you came! Glad you decided to join too. It appears you'll make a fine addition to this abyss of absurdity.

It's fun to make new friends. Do I know you from other forums?



Didn't Alltel get bought by Verizon?

Yes, My card is only a few mo. old it says Alltel on the side, so did my contract. The store that I got it from had not changed over yet.



PS. I like your blog.

Thanks, I worked really hard on that. Had a lot of help from some of the people right here. Still not where I want it to be. I keep working at it.


P.S. I like your How to Make Candy Cane Christmas Tree Ornament video. : )

How did you find the site before I got the sig link up :?:

Butterflies Forever

Sami

Atom
10-10-2009, 11:30 AM
(...)How did you find the site before I got the sig link up :?:

Butterflies Forever

SamiI found it via your forum profile page.

Sami4u
10-10-2009, 11:40 AM
I found it via your forum profile page.

Hi,

I didn't know anyone ever reads that page. Now I need to do work on that.

I fixed my location. That better :D

Butterflies Forever

Sami

Muddy
10-10-2009, 11:44 AM
P.S. I like your How to Make Candy Cane Christmas Tree Ornament video. : )

Yes I agree. I feel bad for the lovely young lady that made the video. How does she tolerate all the crass comments on YouTube? There should be a "reach out and slap" feature on there.

krisma5
10-10-2009, 11:44 AM
Hi Sami and welcome.

Amazing, another person that made Dudette speechless... wow!

Atom
10-10-2009, 11:47 AM
Hi,

I didn't know anyone ever reads that page.It's the first page that I go to upon noticing a new member. I like to see what they put in the "About Me" section if anything.
Now I need to do work on that.

I fixed my location. That better :D

Butterflies Forever

SamiI remember your Mo. location from v7, believe it or not. I have a good memory for certain things. I almost asked you the same question over there but decided not to.

Muddy
10-10-2009, 11:49 AM
It's the first page that I go to upon noticing a new member. I like to see what they put in the "About Me" section if anything.

Same here. Nosy couple of old farts ain't we?

Muddy
10-10-2009, 11:50 AM
^Well, I'm speaking for myself. I know you're not nosy. Neither am I really. We're just friendly. Yeah...that's the ticket.

Atom
10-10-2009, 11:56 AM
Same here. Nosy couple of old farts ain't we?No. In my case it's just something that's held on from when I was a v7 supermod.

Muddy
10-10-2009, 12:01 PM
No. In my case it's just something that's held on from when I was a v7 supermod.

That might be it with me too. hmmm

Atom
10-10-2009, 12:03 PM
That might be it with me too. hmmmIt's a hard habit to break. You are still a mod over there though, right? I don't visit there anymore, that's why I have to ask.

Muddy
10-10-2009, 12:05 PM
Yep, still.

Atom
10-10-2009, 12:09 PM
Ok, I thought so but just wasn't sure.

Sami4u
10-10-2009, 12:10 PM
Hi,


It's the first page that I go to upon noticing a new member. I like to see what they put in the "About Me" section if anything. I remember your Mo. location from v7, believe it or not. I have a good memory for certain things. I almost asked you the same question over there but decided not to.

I sure got my work cut out for me today. I think at some forums it still says Sioux Falls SD.


Same here. Nosy couple of old farts ain't we?

Nosy or :censored: ?


^Well, I'm speaking for myself. I know you're not nosy. Neither am I really. We're just friendly. Yeah...that's the ticket.

Friends are good. Now off to check out your profile to see how a correct one is to be made.:sqwink:

Question How may mods or ex-mods/forums owners make up this forum?

I was even one for awhile.

Butterflies Forever

Sami

Muddy
10-10-2009, 12:18 PM
I must be old, 'cause now I'm confused.

Atom
10-10-2009, 12:18 PM
Hi, I sure got my work cut out for me today. I think at some forums it still says Sioux Falls SD. (...)Interesting.

By the way, I haven't made any requests of you, as is stated in your "Location" under your avatar. : )

Muddy
10-10-2009, 12:20 PM
How may mods or ex-mods/forums owners make up this forum?

How? Just join up. Anyone can join! Almost.

Atom
10-10-2009, 12:22 PM
How? Just join up. Anyone can join! Almost.I think she meant 'how many'.

Atom
10-10-2009, 12:24 PM
(...) Almost.lol

Sami4u
10-10-2009, 12:27 PM
Hi


I must be old, 'cause now I'm confused.

Confused about what?


Interesting.

By the way, I haven't made any requests of you, as is stated in your "Location" under your avatar. : )

It was a pun. Me just trying to be silly. I'll go change it back.

Boy, I starting to feel like the dog that chases after the car tire.

Butterflies Forever

Sami

Muddy
10-10-2009, 12:30 PM
Confused about what?

No worries, Atom cleared it up. Mostly.

Atom
10-10-2009, 12:30 PM
(...)It was a pun. Me just trying to be silly. I'll go change it back.

Boy, I starting to feel like the dog that chases after the car tire.

Butterflies Forever

Samilol

Atom
10-10-2009, 12:31 PM
(...)Mostly.lol

Atom
10-10-2009, 12:42 PM
Sami, if you really wish to be correct, there should be an apostrophe directly after MO.

Atom
10-10-2009, 12:46 PM
And speaking of being correct, you lied in your post #35. You said "I'll go change it back", but that is not what you did.

Halo
10-10-2009, 12:48 PM
I'm confused about nearly everything in this thread. Maybe Dudette could sense the impending confusion and was rendered speechless.

Hey Sami. Glad to see your butterflies have winged their way here from WTF.
x

Sami4u
10-10-2009, 12:48 PM
Hi,

Where in the world are all of these tags coming from?

Let's talk about as much different stuff as we can to see how many different tags this thread can get.

This is a test of the emergency posting system. This poster is conducting a test. In the case of a real emergency you will be sent to the proper url.

Sex, Wild Sex, Hot Sex, Nude Women, Hot Wild Sex, Hot Nude Wild Sex,

Thank you This only a test of the emergency posting system.

Butterflies Forever

Sami

Atom
10-10-2009, 01:00 PM
And speaking of being correct, you lied in your post #35. You said "I'll go change it back", but that is not what you did.Instead, you added yet another mis-correction where you stated that your location was corrected by me, yet I have neither the ability nor the desire to correct your location.

Sami4u
10-10-2009, 01:08 PM
Hi


And speaking of being correct, you lied in your post #35. You said "I'll go change it back", but that is not what you did.

How is it now? Better I hope. :sqlaugh:

You weren't my old school teacher were you?

Let me guess you have PHD in English Lit. with a Minor in Semantics.


I'm confused about nearly everything in this thread. Maybe Dudette could sense the impending confusion and was rendered speechless.

Don't feel alone. But I must say I'm having fun.

Butterflies Forever

Sami

Atom
10-10-2009, 01:09 PM
Atom: Oh Atom, can we please just get to the Sex, Wild Sex, Hot Sex, Nude Women, Hot Wild Sex, Hot Nude Wild Sex, already?


Atom: Um...

yeah sure..

Muddy
10-10-2009, 01:18 PM
Atom is an electronics genius and frequent mower of lawns. Just thought I'd throw that in the mix.

Sami4u
10-10-2009, 01:22 PM
Atom: Oh Atom, can we please just get to the Sex, Wild Sex, Hot Sex, Nude Women, Hot Wild Sex, Hot Nude Wild Sex, already?


Hi,

Not until I hit the 25 posts to place a live link.

Really, where are the post tags coming from?

Something I have never noticed before now.

Butterflies Forever

Sami

Atom
10-10-2009, 01:25 PM
Hi,

Not until I hit the 25 posts to place a live link.

Really, where are the post tags coming from?

Something I have never noticed before now.

Butterflies Forever

SamiDamned if I know, I don't pay any attention to them, I suspect I'm a bit odd in that respect.

Sami4u
10-10-2009, 01:27 PM
Atom is an electronics genius and frequent mower of lawns. Just thought I'd throw that in the mix.

Hi,

ROTFLMAO :)

Genius is an understatement, lawn mower is an overstatement.

Butterflies Forever

Sami

Atom
10-10-2009, 01:29 PM
Everyone in like.. the whole world knows that forum posting is about links, except me. lol

Hell, I could be rich by now, but no, not mister anti-Capitalism. lol

Sami4u
10-10-2009, 01:43 PM
Everyone in like.. the whole world knows that forum posting is about links, except me. lol

Hell, I could be rich by now, but no, not mister anti-Capitalism. lol

Hi,

Do you have any sites? No sig links, nothing in your profile.

You just hang around forums to pass the time away?

Butterflies Forever

Sami

Atom
10-10-2009, 01:45 PM
Hi,

Do you have any sites? No sig links, nothing in your profile.

You just hang around forums to pass the time away?

Butterflies Forever

SamiNo. Yes.

iowadawg
10-10-2009, 01:50 PM
Welcome to my bud Sami.

I guess I should come here more often and check the new threads at least.

ewomack
10-10-2009, 01:50 PM
None of the rest of us do that either. No. Yes.

Atom
10-10-2009, 01:55 PM
And to post stuff like this..

http://3t9.com/Atom/MTD_electricial_schematic.gif


which is always fun.

Atom
10-10-2009, 01:57 PM
Here's a lay version..

http://3t9.com/Atom/MTD_electrical_800x600.gif

Strong
10-10-2009, 01:57 PM
...
You just hang around forums to pass the time away?
...

And what pray tell is wrong with that :sqconfused:

Sami4u
10-10-2009, 02:00 PM
Welcome to my bud Sami.

I guess I should come here more often and check the new threads at least.

Yea just joined. Having Fun.


None of the rest of us do that either. No. Yes.

Ok

What is that for? A picture of the internal workings of a computer or something.

Butterflies Forever

Sami

Atom
10-10-2009, 02:03 PM
(...)What is that for? A picture of the internal workings of a computer or something.

Butterflies Forever

SamiRiding lawn mower. Pretty simple and straightforward stuff. TV's are much trickier for the lay person.

Sami4u
10-10-2009, 02:05 PM
And what pray tell is wrong with that :sqconfused:

Hi,

Nothing is wrong with that. I never said it was.

You guys just want to run me through the ringer on everything.

Butterflies Forever

Sami

ewomack
10-10-2009, 02:06 PM
We're just jealous because you probably have a life.

Sami4u
10-10-2009, 02:14 PM
Hi,


Riding lawn mower. Pretty simple and straightforward stuff. TV's are much trickier for the lay person.

You work on riding lawn mower or electronics in general?



We're just jealous because you probably have a life.

I have NO life at this moment. Kinda by choice, kinda by finance. :(

But I will again someday. Soon I hope.

Butterflies Forever

Sami

Atom
10-10-2009, 02:17 PM
(...)You guys just want to run me through the ringer on everything.

Butterflies Forever

SamiNot me, I'm inclined to believe that hot wet Paris sex is better than hot dry Paris sex.

ewomack
10-10-2009, 02:19 PM
Paris the CITY or Paris Hilton? That makes a BIG difference for the answer...

Atom
10-10-2009, 02:21 PM
Hi, You work on riding lawn mower or electronics in general? (...)Hi, both.

Atom
10-10-2009, 02:23 PM
Paris the CITY or Paris Hilton? That makes a BIG difference for the answer...Ed, wake up and smell the avatars. lol

ewomack
10-10-2009, 02:24 PM
I just wanted to make sure...

Atom
10-10-2009, 02:26 PM
Rain sex in Paree? Probably not good. lol

ewomack
10-10-2009, 02:26 PM
Sure why not?

julien_simon
10-10-2009, 02:27 PM
wow, how did I miss that thread for so long??

Welcome Sami!

Sami4u
10-10-2009, 02:27 PM
Hi.


Not me, I'm inclined to believe that hot wet Paris sex is better than hot dry Paris sex.

;)


Paris the CITY or Paris Hilton? That makes a BIG difference for the answer...

I thought it was One Night in Paris ???

Butterflies Forever

Sami

Atom
10-10-2009, 02:29 PM
Sure why not?I don't know, I think we should probably ask Julien.

ewomack
10-10-2009, 02:29 PM
Now I'm confused. I just know I don't want dry sex. I know what I like.

julien_simon
10-10-2009, 02:31 PM
I don't know, I think we should probably ask Julien.

I don't know I never had sex.

even less in Paris

Sami4u
10-10-2009, 02:31 PM
wow, how did I miss that thread for so long??

Welcome Sami!

Hi,

Long ? it just started when I joined. Less then 24 hrs ago.

I'm on a mission to see how many different tags we can get for one intro thread.

Butterflies Forever

Sami

ewomack
10-10-2009, 02:32 PM
Well, you're not missing much. All sticky and smelly. Ewwwww!

Atom
10-10-2009, 02:32 PM
Now I'm confused. I just know I don't want dry sex. I know what I like.Yeah same here, that's why I said wet is better, but then you said it depends, and I'm like.. jeez maybe he knows something I don't, and then Julien popped up, which I think is the person that could settle this once and for all. lol

ewomack
10-10-2009, 02:33 PM
Yeah... you know... what can you do...

Atom
10-10-2009, 02:33 PM
I don't know I never had sex.

even less in ParisOk strike my last post, Ed. LOL

Sami4u
10-10-2009, 02:39 PM
Hi.


Now I'm confused. I just know I don't want dry sex. I know what I like.

I offered to bring the lube but I feel I won't have enough for everyone.


I don't know I never had sex.

even less in Paris

Sorry to hear that. You should try it sometime.

I understand there are other parts of the world that you could try.

Butterflies Forever

Sami

Muddy
10-10-2009, 02:59 PM
Hi,

Nothing is wrong with that. I never said it was.

You guys just want to run me through the ringer on everything.

Strongy was probably just being his jovial self.

julien_simon
10-10-2009, 02:59 PM
Sorry to hear that. You should try it sometime.

I understand there are other parts of the world that you could try.

Butterflies Forever

Sami

My mom doesn't let me go out much.

Muddy
10-10-2009, 03:00 PM
Yeah same here, that's why I said wet is better, but then you said it depends...

Depends? Let's not bring incontinence into this. The sex is likely to be wetter than desired.

iowadawg
10-10-2009, 03:07 PM
All this sex talk has made me decide to get off the net for awhile.

Purify my mind....

Muddy
10-10-2009, 03:09 PM
All this sex talk has made me decide to get off

I understand.

Sami4u
10-10-2009, 03:14 PM
Hi,


My mom doesn't let me go out much.

That's to bad. :(


All this sex talk has made me decide to get off the net for awhile.

Purify my mind....

Right ;) I saw the post about duct tape. Just been to busy with this thread to comment on those pictures.

Butterflies Forever

Sami

Muddy
10-10-2009, 03:15 PM
Dawg is our sexual ringleader.

julien_simon
10-10-2009, 03:23 PM
Dawg is our sexual ringleader.

ringleader and ring provider. (http://images.google.com/images?rlz=1C1CHNH_enCA324CA326&sourceid=chrome&q=cockring&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi) He has a whole collection

Muddy
10-10-2009, 03:25 PM
Holy smokes Julien!

julien_simon
10-10-2009, 03:30 PM
Holy smokes Julien!

that's what she says.

Don't make me post that image again...

Atom
10-10-2009, 03:35 PM
Holy smokes Julien!I see that you scrolled down a bit too. LOL

Muddy
10-10-2009, 03:36 PM
^ I'm still recuperating.

Atom
10-10-2009, 03:40 PM
^ I won't be eating hot frosting for a while, I can tell you that. LOL

Muddy
10-10-2009, 03:41 PM
Or hotdogs for that matter.

julien_simon
10-10-2009, 03:42 PM
how about onion ring?

Sami4u
10-10-2009, 04:49 PM
Hi,


Dawg is our sexual ringleader.

Yes, for a circus like this you need a ringleader.


ringleader and ring provider. (http://images.google.com/images?rlz=1C1CHNH_enCA324CA326&sourceid=chrome&q=cockring&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi) He has a whole collection

Guys lasting longer is a good thing :sqbiggrin:


that's what she says.

Don't make me post that image again...

Do I dare ask? I thought you Mom wouldn't let you out of the house.


Or hotdogs for that matter.

I know this will open a can of worms but I like Hot Dogs!!!


how about onion ring?

Home made with beer batter. Yes. Not the freezer kind.

Butterflies Forever

Sami

iowadawg
10-10-2009, 04:53 PM
Dawg is our sexual ringleader.
When was I elected sexual ringleader?



ringleader and ring provider. (http://images.google.com/images?rlz=1C1CHNH_enCA324CA326&sourceid=chrome&q=cockring&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi) He has a whole collection

Huge collection....gonna buy me some?
http://www.whatwiveslive.com

Sami4u
10-10-2009, 05:22 PM
Huge collection....gonna buy me some?
http://www.whatwiveslive.com

Hi,

They can't but you anything when the link don't work. :sqfrown:

Butterflies Forever

Sami

Muddy
10-10-2009, 05:29 PM
When was I elected sexual ringleader?

We didn't even need to vote, you just assumed the position.

Zap
10-10-2009, 06:39 PM
Where in the world are all of these tags coming from?
They are autogenerated, which is different from autoerotic asphyxiation, apparently. :sqerr:

I see you've taken the plunge in a big way here. That is awesome!
We need more butterfiles. :sqlaugh:

Muddy
10-10-2009, 06:58 PM
She took our plunger? Damn, now what are we gonna do when Ed comes out of the loo?

Zap
10-10-2009, 07:08 PM
Seal it off and build a new one. Plunger wasn't doing the job anyway.

Sami4u
10-10-2009, 09:25 PM
I see you've taken the plunge in a big way here. That is awesome!
We need more butterfiles. :sqlaugh:

Thanks. Question could I trade Fresh Meat for them. Please. That just don't sound good. I'll even give you a big hug when no one is looking ;)


She took our plunger? Damn, now what are we gonna do when Ed comes out of the loo?

What plunger? Who Ed?


Seal it off and build a new one. Plunger wasn't doing the job anyway.

Did I miss something?

Butterflies Forever

Sami

julien_simon
10-10-2009, 09:30 PM
how fast can you type the words: "Butterflies Forever"?

Sami4u
10-10-2009, 10:11 PM
how fast can you type the words: "Butterflies Forever"?

Hi,

Not very fast. If you haven't figured it out by now I type with 2-4 fingers.

Why do you think my post are soooo behind. You guys put four up before I get one.

Now their is something someone could help me with. An ex-friend did something to my old computer. If I remember right he called it a macro. Is that right?

What it would do is I could hit F8 and it would type it for me. He had a bunch of keys set up so I didn't need to type it out all the time. Things like my email and things that I typed all the time I could just hit an F key. I have No idea what he did. I now have a new computer with Win 7 and I am really lost.

Don't laugh. I hunted for 2 days trying to uninstall a program.

What brain child came up with the name Programs and Features. To be honest what in the H-E double hockey sticks does it feature?

More about Me:

Sami is short for Samantha.. Please never call me that.

For those of you who don't know.

Butterflies Forever I do it as a tribute to a dear friend of mine. She committed suicide the last words she ever said to me was Butterflies Forever. She called to talk to me...... I was to busy to listen. It is also my way of saying. I will never be to busy again.

Butterflies Forever

Sami

iowadawg
10-10-2009, 10:16 PM
Have a granddaughter who is a Samantha.
But I have called her Bubba ever since I saw the picture of my wife with her hand laying next to Samantha and my wife's hand was bigger than her.
She was born a little over 3 months premature and she fought for life.
She is 10 now and built like a tank.
But she is still my Bubba....

iowadawg
10-10-2009, 10:17 PM
I have discovered I can type 20% faster in the nude.

You can try that to see if it works for you.

Sami4u
10-10-2009, 10:34 PM
But she is still my Bubba....

:) Very glad she came through OK.


I have discovered I can type 20% faster in the nude.

You can try that to see if it works for you.

And you wonder how you became the sexual ringleader. LOL

It don't work for me. I've tried. :tongue:

Much easier Now that I have my own internet connection. I don't think they would have liked it from the Free wifi connection at the Library.

Butterflies Forever

Sami

iowadawg
10-10-2009, 10:38 PM
Now what is the connection between nudity and being a sexual ringleader?

Oh...time is counting down....in 11 (yes, eleven) days will have pure fiber optic here....

julien_simon
10-10-2009, 10:40 PM
as opposed to non pure fiber optic?

these catholics...always judging...

iowadawg
10-10-2009, 10:45 PM
Hey, I am a nudist.
Thus I am going to hell according to catholics.

Non pure fiber optic is what they give baptists so more people can be baptized in the spa.

Sami4u
10-10-2009, 11:03 PM
Now what is the connection between nudity and being a sexual ringleader?

Your correct. Being a nudist has nothing to do with being a sexual ringleader.

You can understand how some people can place the two in the same mixing bowl.

In your case however ringleader still fits for something. :)



Oh...time is counting down....in 11 (yes, eleven) days will have pure fiber optic here....

OK, I tried to google it. Whats a pure fiber optic?

None of this works pure fiber optic - Google Search (http://www.google.com/search?q=pure+fiber+optic&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a)


Hey, I am a nudist.
Thus I am going to hell according to catholics.

Non pure fiber optic is what they give baptists so more people can be baptized in the spa.

Hell will be crowed and all of mine and your friends will be their. :D

I need to know what pure fiber optic is to understand the pun. :(

Butterflies Forever

Sami

Muddy
10-10-2009, 11:57 PM
Hi,...

lol!

Muddy
11-10-2009, 12:04 AM
how fast can you type the words: "Butterflies Forever"?

How fast can you type the words: "Butterfiles (http://www.btwimho.com/showpost.php?p=13942&postcount=100) Forever"?

ewomack
11-10-2009, 09:57 PM
Ben Franklin said he used to sit in the nude at his desk on an almost daily basis. He found this satisfying and healthy. I can't say I've tried it... but apparently iowadawg follows the advice of our founders... how noble... Ben would be proud, though he would have no idea where Iowa is...

Sami4u
12-10-2009, 12:16 AM
Ben Franklin said he used to sit in the nude at his desk on an almost daily basis. He found this satisfying and healthy. I can't say I've tried it... but apparently iowadawg follows the advice of our founders... how noble... Ben would be proud, though he would have no idea where Iowa is...

Hi,

LOL

Butterflies Forever

Sami

Zap
12-10-2009, 08:40 AM
Butterflies Forever I do it as a tribute to a dear friend of mine. She committed suicide the last words she ever said to me was Butterflies Forever. She called to talk to me...... I was to busy to listen. It is also my way of saying. I will never be to busy again.

Butterflies Forever

Sami

Wow! That's pretty heavy.
I always wondered why you typed that manually instead of putting it in your signature. Now I know.

Sami4u
12-10-2009, 10:14 AM
Wow! That's pretty heavy.
I always wondered why you typed that manually instead of putting it in your signature. Now I know.

Hi Zap,

I thought you knew from another forum.

Up a few, posts.

BTWIMHO Chat Forums - View Single Post - Hi All from Sami4u (http://www.btwimho.com/showpost.php?p=13963&postcount=103)

Please. :)

Butterflies Forever

Sami

Zap
12-10-2009, 10:22 AM
Like so? :sqcool: :sqbiggrin:

Sami4u
12-10-2009, 10:31 AM
Like so? :sqcool: :sqbiggrin:

Hi,

Thanks, XXXOOO :whoo::cheer2:

Hope no one is looking. :)

Sami

Muddy
12-10-2009, 10:32 AM
About that "big hug when no one is looking"? We're always looking. lol!

Muddy
12-10-2009, 10:33 AM
D'oh! You beat me! lol!

julien_simon
12-10-2009, 10:35 AM
About that "big hug when no one is looking"? We're always looking. lol!


D'oh! You beat me! lol!

are you talking to yourself again?

it must be that two-brained thing kicking in again.

Zap
12-10-2009, 10:38 AM
Hi,

Thanks, XXXOOO :whoo::cheer2:

Hope no one is looking. :)

Sami

Why?
You don't want others to see you flashing me your boobs?

Sami4u
12-10-2009, 10:55 AM
Why?
You don't want others to see you flashing me your boobs?

Hi,

Are you kidding me. We'll keep that between us. :sqwink:

These guys have enough things distracting them as it is. They don't need us to going at it. If they want boobs they can ask dawg for links.

Sameless plug about to happen.

Marge Simpson To Pose For Playboy (http://freewomensblogs.com/)

All comments are welcome. :)

Sami

Muddy
12-10-2009, 10:55 AM
Why?
You don't want others to see you flashing me your boobs?

She's got the Christmas girl doing that subtle yet successful marketing for her.

Ferre
12-10-2009, 11:01 AM
That once happened to me at another forum. I neglected my own rule for not making any remarks that can be interpretable as candy by the opposite sex once and immediately I received a number of boobs-pm's.

Although the pictures I received were artsy and the boobs not ugly at all it did remind me why I prefer to keep my internet appearances cool and factual instead of warm and fuzzy. that sort of fanmail creeps me out.

julien_simon
12-10-2009, 11:02 AM
do you still have a copy of these emails? :D

Sami4u
12-10-2009, 11:06 AM
She's got the Christmas girl doing that subtle yet successful marketing for her.

Hi,

Working on doing my own when I run out of her.

I can barely understand Photoshop, Premiere is driving me nuts. Really need to find something that is a lot easier to understand.

Sami

Muddy
12-10-2009, 11:09 AM
You don't need to know that stuff to make vids though...unless you're talking about something else...

julien_simon
12-10-2009, 11:09 AM
baby books?

Sami4u
12-10-2009, 11:18 AM
Hi,


That once happened to me at another forum. I neglected my own rule for not making any remarks that can be interpretable as candy by the opposite sex once and immediately I received a number of boobs-pm's.

Although the pictures I received were artsy and the boobs not ugly at all it did remind me why I prefer to keep my internet appearances cool and factual instead of warm and fuzzy. that sort of fanmail creeps me out.

Being online for over a year now. I only had one Jackass push the line.
I like to flirt. I think it's healthy. But no fanmail please!!!


do you still have a copy of these emails? :D

You prev.


You don't need to know that stuff to make vids though...unless you're talking about something else...

No I'm not making porn. I just like quality. I strive for it. Their is enough junk on line now.

Sami

Muddy
12-10-2009, 11:22 AM
Oh I know you're not making porn...that didn't even cross my mind. I just meant if you plan on making new promo vids when you run out of Cleavage Girl ones, all you need is a decent cam and proper environment. No noise, surroundings not too distracting (unless you're throwing in some "distraction" on purpose like with CG), etc.

Sami4u
12-10-2009, 11:47 AM
Oh I know you're not making porn...that didn't even cross my mind. I just meant if you plan on making new promo vids when you run out of Cleavage Girl ones, all you need is a decent cam and proper environment. No noise, surroundings not too distracting (unless you're throwing in some "distraction" on purpose like with CG), etc.

Hi,

I understand. But they need to be edited down, tightened, front intro added, bug to website added, back ground music for ft intro.

I want this type of quality for my celebrity gossip site and all my sites.

In order to compete with the big boys you must be just as good or better.

lToGeAHvUxc

Sami

Muddy
12-10-2009, 11:50 AM
You can just use Movie Maker or something for that.

Sami4u
12-10-2009, 12:09 PM
Hi,

That's what I have Adobe Premiere for. I'm pulling my hair out trying to make the damm thing work. Don't say read the help book I've tried it's almost 600 pgs, made for people who speak geek.(not met as a slam towards anyone) me just on a rant. I feel like Sherlock Holmes when he was learning to play the violin "I should have it mastered in two days" :D

I also tried doing flash stuff and gave up after 2 weeks of trying to make the damm red ball bounce.

Sami

Ferre
12-10-2009, 12:56 PM
do you still have a copy of these emails? :D

No, I sold them on Ebay. :sqlaugh:

Muddy
12-10-2009, 12:57 PM
Let's just say that his "cookies were stuffed".

Sami4u
12-10-2009, 01:06 PM
Let's just say that his "cookies were stuffed".

Hi,

LOL

Sami

ewomack
12-10-2009, 07:08 PM
I learned Flash, and I wasted my time making crap like this with it:

Crap (http://www.getmilked.com/toons/bullgoose/BullGoose02.html)

Sami4u
13-10-2009, 02:33 AM
I learned Flash, and I wasted my time making crap like this with it:

Crap (http://www.getmilked.com/toons/bullgoose/BullGoose02.html)

Hi,

I wish I could make crap like that.

How long did it take you to make crap like that?

Would you want to make crap like that for me?

Do you have time to make more crap?

That is all the crap questions I can think of at this time. If I can think of any more crap questions I'll ask.

Sami

Strong
13-10-2009, 04:51 AM
Ed is selling himself short, that ain't crap, it is shitting funny!

Muddy
13-10-2009, 09:43 AM
Ed is selling himself short, that ain't crap, it is shitting funny!

I find damn near all of his stuff hilarious! I visit getmilked on a regular basis to stay on top of the laughs. He's got some good recent ones. I posted one in that courting thread on v7n.

Atom
13-10-2009, 11:34 AM
I learned Flash, and I wasted my time making crap like this with it:

Crap (http://www.getmilked.com/toons/bullgoose/BullGoose02.html)I enjoy surfing your site, I don't know why I don't go there more often, I must make a point to in the future.

Strong
13-10-2009, 11:35 AM
Yeah, I have it booked marked. It is on my list of places to visit when I'm down.

It reminds me there are some people crazier than I am :sqwink:

Cryren8972
13-10-2009, 12:20 PM
Yeah, I have it booked marked. It is on my list of places to visit when I'm down.

It reminds me there are some people crazier than I am :sqwink:

We find solace in the strangest places don't we? :sqlaugh:

Strong
13-10-2009, 12:28 PM
Yeah!

Ed's Get milked (http://www.getmilked.com/) and The Watley Review (http://watleyreview.com/index.html) cheer me up no end. In fact I save them up for when I really need them, that is how much I treasure them.

Oh and this place too, XKCD (http://xkcd.com/)

There are days when humour is like a comforting arm and gentle kiss that says, "It'll all be OK!".

Cryren8972
13-10-2009, 12:48 PM
It reminds me there are some people crazier than I am :sqwink:

I was actually referring to this part. :sqlaugh:

Cryren8972
13-10-2009, 12:52 PM
Great links btw!

Muddy
13-10-2009, 12:57 PM
Great links btw!

Yes they are. Ed you know of course. Watley is another friend of ours who hopefully will join here sooner rather than later. You'll like Watley.

That last link is new to me but thanks for posting it Strongy. Funny stuff!

Strong
13-10-2009, 12:59 PM
I was actually referring to this part. :sqlaugh:

Ah! Forgive my thickedness today. :sqbiggrin:

Misery likes its own company and the unfortunate like to know there are those less fortunate then themselves. :sqwink:

Strong
13-10-2009, 01:02 PM
...
That last link is new to me but thanks for posting it Strongy. Funny stuff!

The guy used to be a physicist or mathematician, hence many of his jokes involve maths and technology.

Atom
13-10-2009, 01:47 PM
The guy used to be a physicist or mathematician, (...)Huh, I didn't know that. I assumed that he was connected with literature somehow. Very well then. I will pay better attention now, if he comes around before I die, that is.

Strong
13-10-2009, 01:58 PM
Just to avoid any confusion, I was referring to the xkcd guy Atom. As I recall the big W. does come from a literary background and is most proficient with a dictionary in or out of his hand. He has a mightily mighty pen.

Atom
13-10-2009, 02:08 PM
Ahh.. ok then. I've always found his posts rather enjoyable, at any rate. He certainly has a way with words. I don't know, I'm thinking that maybe he just doesn't have time for a lot of forum posting these days.

ewomack
13-10-2009, 09:46 PM
It's all crap I tell you... crap! I only make it to wipe my arse with... at least a clean crack gives me some pleasure... hooo haaaaaaa...

:whoo:

ewomack
13-10-2009, 09:48 PM
How long did it take you to make crap like that?

Too long... months... of course that was with a full time job...


Would you want to make crap like that for me?

What do you have in mind?


Do you have time to make more crap?

Maybe...


That is all the crap questions I can think of at this time. If I can think of any more crap questions I'll ask.

Keep the crap coming! Fling it on in!!!

iowadawg
13-10-2009, 09:49 PM
You make crap to clean your butt with?
But crap is not clean to begin with, so you are just happy not knowing your crack is crappy.

iowadawg
13-10-2009, 09:51 PM
Why is stuff called crap?
Who would want a room full of crap?

ewomack
13-10-2009, 09:51 PM
Yeah, sort of... I think you crystallized it...

Muddy
13-10-2009, 11:10 PM
Crystallized crap. Sparkling shit. Waterford waste.

Here's a little story 'bout a man named Ed.

Strong
14-10-2009, 05:50 AM
Talking of crystallizing, Larry Hagman of I Dream of Jenie and Dallas, used to encase cow pats in clear resin and give them mto talk show hosts when he went on their shows. He used to say it was from the Southfork Ranch.

Cryren8972
14-10-2009, 07:32 AM
Talking of crystallizing, Larry Hagman of I Dream of Jenie and Dallas, used to encase cow pats in clear resin and give them mto talk show hosts when he went on their shows. He used to say it was from the Southfork Ranch.

I wonder if there is a YouTube video of their reactions.
Dunno how I'd react if someone handed me a resin encased cow patty. :sqrofl:

Muddy
14-10-2009, 01:59 PM
I guess I'd rather have that than a raisin encased one.

ewomack
14-10-2009, 05:50 PM
I bought one for my brother years ago. I was travelling in Jackson Hole, Wyoming with another family (long story) and on the shelf I saw it: the holy grail of vacation presents. It was a lump of treated poo with googly eyes, feathers stuck on either side and two pipe cleaners beneath for legs. A pedestal stood beneath the proud gem aptly labeled "Turd Bird." I presented it to my brother and he said "I knew you'd bring me back a piece of crap!" Precious memories. Ahhhhhh....

Cryren8972
15-10-2009, 04:24 AM
I guess I'd rather have that than a raisin encased one.

food or paperweight? You pick.

Strong
15-10-2009, 04:34 AM
I wonder if there is a YouTube video of their reactions.
Dunno how I'd react if someone handed me a resin encased cow patty. :sqrofl:

Well technically it would be hygenic I think, no air would get to it, thus no smell. It would just look a mess.

I guess I'd use it as a paper weight and put it on all the bills to be paid.

Cryren8972
15-10-2009, 04:36 AM
It would just look a mess.



very punny! =)

Sami4u
15-10-2009, 01:34 PM
Talking of crystallizing, Larry Hagman of I Dream of Jenie and Dallas, used to encase cow pats in clear resin and give them mto talk show hosts when he went on their shows. He used to say it was from the Southfork Ranch.

Hi

Saw it on a Johnny Carson show best of DVD! My friend has one on his desk as a pen holder. (some people from Texas are strange)

My lawyer has an odd thing on his desk as a pen holder. He put himself through law school working at a packing plant. Cows have hair balls inside of them. Mostly they are about the size a base ball, he told me. This was the size of a bowling ball. He had it made into a pen holder to remind him of where he came from.

Sami

Sami4u
15-10-2009, 01:36 PM
I bought one for my brother years ago. I was travelling in Jackson Hole, Wyoming with another family (long story) and on the shelf I saw it: the holy grail of vacation presents. It was a lump of treated poo with googly eyes, feathers stuck on either side and two pipe cleaners beneath for legs. A pedestal stood beneath the proud gem aptly labeled "Turd Bird." I presented it to my brother and he said "I knew you'd bring me back a piece of crap!" Precious memories. Ahhhhhh....

Hi,

Did you see any jackalope when you were there?

Sami

Strong
15-10-2009, 02:19 PM
Hi

Saw it on a Johnny Carson show best of DVD! My friend has one on his desk as a pen holder. (some people from Texas are strange)

My lawyer has an odd thing on his desk as a pen holder. He put himself through law school working at a packing plant. Cows have hair balls inside of them. Mostly they are about the size a base ball, he told me. This was the size of a bowling ball. He had it made into a pen holder to remind him of where he came from.

Sami

I knew I hadn't just dreamt that up :sqlaugh:

:3shocked: Cows are just weird. I find moo juice rather funny. (I guess with udders it makes sense they need the inverse, bowling balls, in their lives too.)

Trapper
15-10-2009, 04:07 PM
Hi Sami. Sorry I'm late.

julien_simon
15-10-2009, 04:12 PM
Hi Sami. Sorry I'm late.

just a tad :sqlaugh:

better late than never. expect for middle life crisis I guess

Sami4u
16-10-2009, 02:01 AM
Hi.


Hi Sami. Sorry I'm late.

Your not late. Just in time. nice to meet you.


just a tad :sqlaugh:

better late than never. expect for middle life crisis I guess

Julien I was thinking about you. I was doing research on a site I'm building. I came upon this. It made me laugh.

mzeR1pJIZBA

Sami

Sami4u
16-10-2009, 02:06 AM
Too long... months... of course that was with a full time job...

What do you have in mind?

Maybe...

Keep the crap coming! Fling it on in!!!

Hi,

That a long time.

I have no idea yet.

Thanks

I'll trow more crap your way as soon as I can think of it.

Sami

ewomack
16-10-2009, 06:18 PM
Please let me know before you throw the crap. I like to know what's coming.

Perhaps I'll throw some more too...