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Muddy
15-10-2009, 10:31 PM
Er...I mean...don't let Ferre see this (http://www.easyparty.biz/cakepics/Bible-And-Cross-Baptism-Cake.html)!

Zap
15-10-2009, 10:42 PM
HA!

The majority of her work is Wedding Cakes and Birthday Cakes.
But she does get the odd baptism cake.

The Bible is edible. Ferre will love the irony in that.

Muddy
15-10-2009, 10:44 PM
A lot of people certainly eat it up.

Zap
15-10-2009, 10:49 PM
Hook, line and stinker.

Ferre
16-10-2009, 05:10 AM
To be honest I had seen that. Did you ever see this (http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php)?

:sqerr:

Halo
16-10-2009, 06:59 AM
Wouldn't some fundamentalists say there is divine retribution coming for anyone slicing up their holy book?

Zap
16-10-2009, 07:10 AM
Wouldn't some fundamentalists say there is divine retribution coming for anyone slicing up their holy book?

Or eating the words contained within it? :sqbiggrin:

Halo
16-10-2009, 07:43 AM
I'd still eat it. Maybe just not the bits that taste a little fire and brimstoney.
Is there a chocolate Qur’an, or a toffee Torah out there I wonder.

Zap
16-10-2009, 08:21 AM
Is there a chocolate Qur’an

No, but she makes delicious Qur'anberry muffins. :sqcool:

Muddy
16-10-2009, 12:24 PM
^ Groan!

ewomack
16-10-2009, 10:58 PM
Bibles are chewy. You have to find a really old one. They're crispy.

iowadawg
18-10-2009, 11:57 AM
Holy Shit....
Thought I was going to find out that someone has found some fossilized droppings of Christ, Muhammed or Buddha...

krisma5
19-10-2009, 02:05 AM
Why, are you hungry?

Atom
19-10-2009, 01:08 PM
It is no accident that I am here, of that I am firmly convinced, by non-evidence. Now, me being a reasonable man, why in the world would I be convinced by non-evidence? Now I ask you.

Atom
19-10-2009, 01:10 PM
Careful, don't be too far off lest I snap you back to center.

Atom
19-10-2009, 01:13 PM
Ok maybe I should stop drinking now.

Atom
19-10-2009, 01:17 PM
Yes I know well that's a pretty big maybe isn't it Groucho Marx voice, but lemme just think about it a bit more..


listen I've more important things to think about, namely cutting up some butts as it's that time of the month and I just ran out of fresh tobacco. That time of the month being when the mother load is used up of course. lol

julien_simon
01-07-2010, 08:30 PM
couldn't find the url for this forum on the new computer. I googled Zap Muddy Strongy and this thread came up #1....Holy Shit is really holy!

Atom
01-07-2010, 08:50 PM
I think that holy baptism cakes are direct evidence for the existence of god. You can't have holy baptism cakes without god.

Atom
01-07-2010, 09:25 PM
Holy baptism, Batman, I never ate a crucifix before.
Well I think we can look past the idolatry this one time, Robin, dig in.

Strong
02-07-2010, 11:45 AM
Serves 40 but at a push several thousand, bring your own fish.

julien_simon
02-07-2010, 12:10 PM
Serves 40 but at a push several thousand, bring your own fish.

wuat???

Muddy
02-07-2010, 12:22 PM
Serves 40 but at a push several thousand, bring your own fish.


wuat???

I think he's referring to the Bible story about Jesus feeding the crowds with a few loaves of bread and a few fish.

Matthew says it was 7 loaves and a few little fishes, Mark says it was 5 loaves and 2 fishes.

julien_simon
02-07-2010, 12:31 PM
it's like when there is a riot in France. Police always counts half the number of people than the journalists report.

The true question is: What kind of cheese did Jesus bring to go with the bread?

Muddy
02-07-2010, 12:56 PM
Something that goes with cinnamon and asparagus wine.

julien_simon
02-07-2010, 01:04 PM
I would suggest one of the following cheese then:

Bleu d'Auvergne, Fourme d'Ambert, Livarot, Roquefort

Muddy
02-07-2010, 01:05 PM
I'll go with curtain number two Monty.

julien_simon
02-07-2010, 01:12 PM
X Pick again or trade your scooter with curtain #4

Atom
02-07-2010, 02:41 PM
He who is without stones, cast the first sin you can find.

Strong
03-07-2010, 06:21 AM
wuat???


I think he's referring to the Bible story about Jesus feeding the crowds with a few loaves of bread and a few fish.

Matthew says it was 7 loaves and a few little fishes, Mark says it was 5 loaves and 2 fishes.

I hear forth nominate Muddy as my proxy and endow him with full posting privileges in relation to explaining my crazy posts. :sqbiggrin:

Strong
16-07-2010, 12:48 PM
I think this is the perfect wedding cake! Zap you got to get your wife making this one.

Strong
16-07-2010, 12:49 PM
And for all you carnivores here is a different cake:

ewomack
16-07-2010, 12:59 PM
^ an instant diabetic coma...

Zap
16-07-2010, 01:00 PM
I think this is the perfect wedding cake! Zap you got to get your wife making this one.

If I remember right, Christy's wedding cake topper was similar. (Bride dragging groom to the ceremony)