4 Words Story

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4 Words Story is very simple Game

Rule:
You must add 4 Words, not more and not less to previous post.

Lets start:

I packed my tools...

:)

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[Muddy]

into a tight spot.

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but I forgot my.....

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[krisma5]

BLT sandwich with cheese.

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and case of beer......

:)

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[ewomack]

to throw at Bob

[krisma5]

and make him cry

[Muddy]

like a baby hedgehog

[Trapper]

Meanwhile, back at the

[Muddy]

fake pig's feet factory

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drunk sailor made his....

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[Muddy]

debut as a painted

[Trapper]

lady in a red

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dress nailed to the

:)

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[Muddy]

bottom of Bjork's shoe

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size 14 wide and....

;)

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[krisma5]

and slimy pea green

[Muddy]

effluent spewed from her

[krisma5]

rose bush in camouflage

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Cheney with shotgun shooting...

:)

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[Muddy]

disjointed words that come

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from lawyer's mouth because....

;)

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[krisma5]

that's all they can

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krisma5
that's is 2 words ;)

say while being sober....

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[krisma5]

krisma5
that's is 2 words ;)

say while being sober....

:)

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(Only if you take the ' out and put in an extra i)


which happens not often

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given that warm beer...

:)

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[krisma5]

out of the barrel

[Trapper]

tastes like monkey balls

[Strong]

and stewed prunes. But

[Trapper]

I'll drink it anyway.

[Strong]

It's gotta be better

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than just shot lawyers....

:)

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[Trapper]

who have misrepresented their

[Strong]

entire profession at the

[Trapper]

freakers ball. Meanwhile, back...

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in woods, hunter in....


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[Trapper]

camo shoots a bear

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but bear grabbed hunter...

:)

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[Strong]

reports the local paper

[Muddy]

and plunged his hairy

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ass in cold water...

:)

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[Muddy]

which immediately began to

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to boil hot red....

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[krisma5]

lobster in butter sauce

[ewomack]

to throw at mom

[krisma5]

and slop up the

[Strong]

sauce with sliced bread.

(I hate to leave a sentence hanging.)

[julien_simon]

After all this cooking,

[Muddy]

the Italian navy became

[julien_simon]

so angry that they

[Muddy]

slaughtered some passing giraffes

[Strong]

(Bloody Italian Navy are lost again are they :sqlaugh:)

[ewomack]

The giraffes took vengeance...

[Muddy]

by craning their necks

[julien_simon]

around giant gooey ducks

[Muddy]

which gave the impression

[Strong]

of the Pope at

[Muddy]

war with his own

[Strong]

dark Sith Lord. But

[Muddy]

upon reaching the shuttlecock

[Strong]

an overhead flick ensured

[Muddy]

that he would never

[Strong]

be faced with gooey

[Muddy]

thighs like he once

[Strong]

embarrassed his mother with.

[ewomack]

Turds flew from trains...

[Muddy]

resembling unprecedented skeet shooting

[ewomack]

that pockmarked the monument...

[Muddy]

with shapes like unadulterated

[ewomack]

phosphorescent tubules painted puce...

[Strong]

(this reminds me of Ulysses (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulysses_(novel)))

, an extravagant memorial to

[Muddy]

the redundancy of elongated

[Strong]

and overly descriptive sentences.

[Muddy]

However the nymphomaniac proceeded

[Strong]

less graphically but more

[ewomack]

enmeshed in crushed grail

[Muddy]

than earthquake rattled knights

[Strong]

could poke a lance

[ewomack]

into a creamed bun

[Muddy]

upon the head of

[julien_simon]

Muddy, Ed, Strongy, Atom

[Strong]

. And pause two, three.

[Muddy]

Kick like you thought

[ewomack]

your grandma's arse cream

[Strong]

was gonna last forever!

[Muddy]

But it never did.

[iowadawg]

because grandpa dropped it

[ewomack]

into Margie's ample cleavage

[Muddy]

thereby burning Bob's penis

[ewomack]

into stolid obsidian wafers

[Muddy]

which the pope quickly

[iowadawg]

blessed and then ate

[julien_simon]

a mouthful of gigantic

[Muddy]

obsidian wafers already mentioned

[iowadawg]

in some dusty tome

[Muddy]

buried beneath a purple

[julien_simon]

giant disco bowl which

[iowadawg]

which once held gatorade

[julien_simon]

for after-marathon parties

[iowadawg]

with the opposite sex

[julien_simon]

when suddenly it happened:

[Muddy]

a cauldron was produced

[iowadawg]

to cook some rutabagas

[Muddy]

since they go well

[iowadawg]

with well fed hedgehogs

[Muddy]

marinated in "Christ's blood"

[iowadawg]

thus a holy meal

[Muddy]

fit for Sean Lennon

[krisma5]

and his brother John

[julien_simon]

and his sister Mary

[Kalina]

but too bad they

[julien_simon]

burnt the food and

[Kalina]

made off with the

[Strong]

yurt (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yurt) and camels. But

[Muddy]

Wait a damn minute! Sean is John's SON, not his brother! Now then:

at least the transvestites

[iowadawg]

got laid last night

[julien_simon]

but cannot remember anything

[Muddy]

because of Dawg's vodka

[julien_simon]

directly imported from New

[Muddy]

Iowa, the state that

[julien_simon]

uses alcohol as a

[iowadawg]

barrier to all frenchies

[julien_simon]

because they can't handle

[iowadawg]

our no smoking laws

[Muddy]

which are not obeyed (http://www.forwardedfunnies.com/p/200907/job_well_done.jpg)

[iowadawg]

by oyster shucking trolls

[olla86]

and by awful animals

[Strong]

. At last a full-stop. :sqwink:

[julien_simon]

Perhaps it was time

[Muddy]

for needles to pine

[krisma5]

from a wart hog

[Strong]

that ran through the

[krisma5]

door with an axe

[ewomack]

pumping insecticide like rabid

[Muddy]

chain smoking underpaid whores

[Strong]

bent on self-destruction through

[krisma5]

a wage makers ass

[Strong]

. But on a distant

[Muddy]

shore there lay nineteen

[krisma5]

crabby old ladies in

[Muddy]

the most desperate condition

[krisma5]

needing help with their

[iowadawg]

upside down pineapple cake

[krisma5]

made with fake apples

[Muddy]

commonly called horse apples

[krisma5]

that fall from a

[iowadawg]

dead but deadly tree

[krisma5]

made out of iron

[Muddy]

mined by blind Bolivian

[iowadawg]

street sweepers from Africa

[Muddy]

Boliveans from Africa...I guess it's possible. :)

who chose to sing

[iowadawg]

Of course, we have citizens from Africa, why not Bolivia?

in a dead language

[Muddy]

which required their tongues

[krisma5]

and other parts of

[Strong]

their anatomy to giggle

[julien_simon]

and tickle while they

[Strong]

while they rumba (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumba) to

[julien_simon]

their prostate exam like

[iowadawg]

a transvestite on fire

[krisma5]

while walking over hot

[Muddy]

dogs cooked in frothy

[iowadawg]

mixture of bats and

[Muddy]

crystal clear holy water.

[iowadawg]

pissed by a nun

[Ferre]

with a nasty looking

[iowadawg]

strap at her side

[krisma5]

that was slayed off

[Cryren8972]

in fairly large numbers

[iowadawg]

by tiny jumbo shrimp

[ewomack]

can revved wench divan

[Muddy]

a splendid penny screwing

[iowadawg]

Jefferson on a nickel

[Muddy]

bag of twisted help

[iowadawg]

by crap filled trolls

[Muddy]

thoroughly upon the blanketed

[Cryren8972]

night skies of wrath

[Strong]

caused the locked thread

[Cryren8972]

that promptly, deftly unfolded

[krisma5]

to ease it's wild

[iowadawg]

uncut throbbing purple penis

[krisma5]

surrounded by a ring

[Muddy]

uncut throbbing purple penis

It was a one-eyed, uncut, throbbing purple penis eater.

[Muddy]

surrounded by a ring

of unsubstantiated dubious postulations

[ewomack]

masticating mellifluous verdant vipers

[Muddy]

pondering plentiful postnatal pestilence

[ewomack]

tinntinnabulating pestilent corpuscular evanescence

[Muddy]

erupting irregularly under conspicuous

[ewomack]

voracious antidestablishmentarianist gregarious probagations

[Muddy]

through underestimated tempestuous theocracies

[ewomack]

bulge contemporaneously follicular vivre

[Muddy]

swarming unenumerated conditional placebos

[ewomack]

furtively enmeshing duodenums copiously

[Muddy]

intertwined respectively subjugating indefatigably

[Sami4u]

Holy Sh!! the phraseology..

Butterflies Forever

Sami

[julien_simon]

were butterflies forever
Sami


part of your 4 words story?

[ewomack]

masticating gelatinous corpuscles juryrigging

[iowadawg]

cheaters who join words

[Muddy]

or make ones up

[Sami4u]

Hi,

are thoughtless, coldhearted and

Butterflies Forever

Sami

[Muddy]

full of loving corpuscles

[Sami4u]

in all the wrong

Sami

[ewomack]

undulating orifices that smell

[Muddy]

like beaches in Phuket

[Strong]

which means, "fuck it"

[Muddy]

vigorously if not gregariously

[julien_simon]

until it will stop

[Muddy]

a goat from deciding

[julien_simon]

whether or not it

[Muddy]

will butt a nun

[Zap]

right in the butt

[Muddy]

or simply go downtown

[Zap]

on that hot nun

[iowadawg]

who is a transvestite

[Cryren8972]

the person above me

[ewomack]

is a hot nun

[iowadawg]

eating hot cross buns

[Muddy]

just for the fun

[iowadawg]

of farting for Ed

[Muddy]

that's what she said

[Strong]

wet on the bed

[Muddy]

while giving great head

[iowadawg]

of beer to him

[Muddy]

he sank and drowned.

(Notice the period.)

[Cryren8972]

In his own remorse

[Muddy]

he suffered the course

[Cryren8972]

of correcting her post

[Muddy]

though she loved it

[Cryren8972]

in his egotistical mind

[Muddy]

she actually preferred his

[Cryren8972]

more hands off approach

[Muddy]

as opposed to lips

[Cryren8972]

on his dog's behind

[Muddy]

which apparently she enjoys

[Cryren8972]

to video for blackmail

[Muddy]

and late night viewing

[Cryren8972]

of his interested friends

[Muddy]

who all "know" her

[Cryren8972]

blackmailing website for Muddy's

[Strong]

#224

Muddy you are more anal than an American porn site! :sqrofl:

(I was gonna rep you, but I couldn't.)

[Muddy]

blackmailing website for Muddy's

nude pictures of Cry

[Cryren8972]

ren's newly rescued dog

[Muddy]

with strange lip marks

[Cryren8972]

from Muddy's puckered lips

[Muddy]

which Cry longs to

[Cryren8972]

rub against her pouting

[Muddy]

boyfriend since he hasn't

[Cryren8972]

kissed any dogs lately

[Muddy]

nor has he had

[julien_simon]

a good hot dog

(did I wreck this "moment" you guys had going there?)

[ewomack]

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