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fastreplies
09-08-2009, 12:33 PM
4 Words Story is very simple Game
Rule:
You must add 4 Words, not more and not less to previous post.
Lets start:
I packed my tools...
:)
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Muddy
10-08-2009, 12:22 AM
into a tight spot.
fastreplies
10-08-2009, 01:35 AM
but I forgot my.....
:)
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krisma5
10-08-2009, 04:50 AM
BLT sandwich with cheese.
fastreplies
10-08-2009, 03:06 PM
and case of beer......
:)
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ewomack
11-08-2009, 07:33 AM
to throw at Bob
krisma5
11-08-2009, 08:11 AM
and make him cry
Muddy
11-08-2009, 11:07 AM
like a baby hedgehog
Trapper
11-08-2009, 11:34 AM
Meanwhile, back at the
Muddy
11-08-2009, 11:45 AM
fake pig's feet factory
fastreplies
11-08-2009, 02:23 PM
drunk sailor made his....
:)
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Muddy
11-08-2009, 02:28 PM
debut as a painted
Trapper
11-08-2009, 02:29 PM
lady in a red
fastreplies
11-08-2009, 02:32 PM
dress nailed to the
:)
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Muddy
11-08-2009, 04:00 PM
bottom of Bjork's shoe
fastreplies
11-08-2009, 04:03 PM
size 14 wide and....
;)
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krisma5
12-08-2009, 04:57 AM
and slimy pea green
Muddy
12-08-2009, 11:21 AM
effluent spewed from her
krisma5
12-08-2009, 11:24 AM
rose bush in camouflage
fastreplies
12-08-2009, 12:02 PM
Cheney with shotgun shooting...
:)
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Muddy
12-08-2009, 12:26 PM
disjointed words that come
fastreplies
12-08-2009, 12:29 PM
from lawyer's mouth because....
;)
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krisma5
12-08-2009, 04:12 PM
that's all they can
fastreplies
12-08-2009, 04:51 PM
krisma5
that's is 2 words ;)
say while being sober....
:)
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krisma5
12-08-2009, 05:15 PM
krisma5
that's is 2 words ;)
say while being sober....
:)
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(Only if you take the ' out and put in an extra i)
which happens not often
fastreplies
12-08-2009, 06:08 PM
given that warm beer...
:)
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krisma5
13-08-2009, 03:27 AM
out of the barrel
Trapper
13-08-2009, 10:46 AM
tastes like monkey balls
Strong
13-08-2009, 11:02 AM
and stewed prunes. But
Trapper
13-08-2009, 12:34 PM
I'll drink it anyway.
Strong
13-08-2009, 12:36 PM
It's gotta be better
fastreplies
13-08-2009, 12:45 PM
than just shot lawyers....
:)
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Trapper
13-08-2009, 12:46 PM
who have misrepresented their
Strong
13-08-2009, 12:47 PM
entire profession at the
Trapper
13-08-2009, 12:49 PM
freakers ball. Meanwhile, back...
fastreplies
13-08-2009, 12:50 PM
in woods, hunter in....
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Trapper
13-08-2009, 12:56 PM
camo shoots a bear
fastreplies
13-08-2009, 12:58 PM
but bear grabbed hunter...
:)
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Strong
13-08-2009, 01:21 PM
reports the local paper
Muddy
13-08-2009, 01:22 PM
and plunged his hairy
fastreplies
13-08-2009, 01:41 PM
ass in cold water...
:)
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Muddy
13-08-2009, 01:43 PM
which immediately began to
fastreplies
13-08-2009, 01:48 PM
to boil hot red....
:)
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krisma5
13-08-2009, 03:25 PM
lobster in butter sauce
ewomack
14-08-2009, 09:46 AM
to throw at mom
krisma5
14-08-2009, 04:58 PM
and slop up the
Strong
14-09-2009, 01:26 PM
sauce with sliced bread.
(I hate to leave a sentence hanging.)
julien_simon
14-09-2009, 02:35 PM
After all this cooking,
Muddy
14-09-2009, 02:44 PM
the Italian navy became
julien_simon
14-09-2009, 03:19 PM
so angry that they
Muddy
14-09-2009, 05:25 PM
slaughtered some passing giraffes
Strong
14-09-2009, 05:54 PM
(Bloody Italian Navy are lost again are they :sqlaugh:)
ewomack
14-09-2009, 09:27 PM
The giraffes took vengeance...
Muddy
14-09-2009, 11:55 PM
by craning their necks
julien_simon
15-09-2009, 03:12 AM
around giant gooey ducks
Muddy
15-09-2009, 11:21 AM
which gave the impression
Strong
15-09-2009, 01:30 PM
of the Pope at
Muddy
15-09-2009, 01:47 PM
war with his own
Strong
15-09-2009, 04:24 PM
dark Sith Lord. But
Muddy
15-09-2009, 04:28 PM
upon reaching the shuttlecock
Strong
15-09-2009, 04:33 PM
an overhead flick ensured
Muddy
15-09-2009, 04:35 PM
that he would never
Strong
15-09-2009, 04:37 PM
be faced with gooey
Muddy
15-09-2009, 04:47 PM
thighs like he once
Strong
15-09-2009, 04:53 PM
embarrassed his mother with.
ewomack
15-09-2009, 10:21 PM
Turds flew from trains...
Muddy
15-09-2009, 10:32 PM
resembling unprecedented skeet shooting
ewomack
15-09-2009, 10:36 PM
that pockmarked the monument...
Muddy
15-09-2009, 10:39 PM
with shapes like unadulterated
ewomack
16-09-2009, 01:20 AM
phosphorescent tubules painted puce...
Strong
16-09-2009, 05:59 AM
(this reminds me of Ulysses (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulysses_(novel)))
, an extravagant memorial to
Muddy
16-09-2009, 12:32 PM
the redundancy of elongated
Strong
16-09-2009, 01:20 PM
and overly descriptive sentences.
Muddy
16-09-2009, 01:24 PM
However the nymphomaniac proceeded
Strong
16-09-2009, 01:58 PM
less graphically but more
ewomack
17-09-2009, 12:35 PM
enmeshed in crushed grail
Muddy
17-09-2009, 12:38 PM
than earthquake rattled knights
Strong
17-09-2009, 12:42 PM
could poke a lance
ewomack
17-09-2009, 12:46 PM
into a creamed bun
Muddy
17-09-2009, 02:39 PM
upon the head of
julien_simon
17-09-2009, 06:35 PM
Muddy, Ed, Strongy, Atom
Strong
18-09-2009, 08:20 AM
. And pause two, three.
Muddy
18-09-2009, 12:12 PM
Kick like you thought
ewomack
19-09-2009, 12:19 AM
your grandma's arse cream
Strong
19-09-2009, 10:40 AM
was gonna last forever!
Muddy
19-09-2009, 11:23 AM
But it never did.
iowadawg
19-09-2009, 05:35 PM
because grandpa dropped it
ewomack
19-09-2009, 11:45 PM
into Margie's ample cleavage
Muddy
19-09-2009, 11:47 PM
thereby burning Bob's penis
ewomack
19-09-2009, 11:48 PM
into stolid obsidian wafers
Muddy
19-09-2009, 11:49 PM
which the pope quickly
iowadawg
20-09-2009, 12:14 AM
blessed and then ate
julien_simon
20-09-2009, 05:25 AM
a mouthful of gigantic
Muddy
20-09-2009, 01:19 PM
obsidian wafers already mentioned
iowadawg
20-09-2009, 01:29 PM
in some dusty tome
Muddy
20-09-2009, 01:32 PM
buried beneath a purple
julien_simon
20-09-2009, 01:38 PM
giant disco bowl which
iowadawg
20-09-2009, 01:44 PM
which once held gatorade
julien_simon
20-09-2009, 01:51 PM
for after-marathon parties
iowadawg
20-09-2009, 01:54 PM
with the opposite sex
julien_simon
20-09-2009, 01:56 PM
when suddenly it happened:
Muddy
20-09-2009, 06:03 PM
a cauldron was produced
iowadawg
20-09-2009, 06:59 PM
to cook some rutabagas
Muddy
20-09-2009, 09:29 PM
since they go well
iowadawg
20-09-2009, 09:37 PM
with well fed hedgehogs
Muddy
20-09-2009, 09:40 PM
marinated in "Christ's blood"
iowadawg
20-09-2009, 09:59 PM
thus a holy meal
Muddy
20-09-2009, 10:16 PM
fit for Sean Lennon
krisma5
21-09-2009, 04:14 AM
and his brother John
julien_simon
21-09-2009, 05:20 AM
and his sister Mary
Kalina
21-09-2009, 06:43 AM
but too bad they
julien_simon
21-09-2009, 06:53 AM
burnt the food and
Kalina
21-09-2009, 06:58 AM
made off with the
Strong
21-09-2009, 01:02 PM
yurt (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yurt) and camels. But
Muddy
21-09-2009, 01:04 PM
Wait a damn minute! Sean is John's SON, not his brother! Now then:
at least the transvestites
iowadawg
21-09-2009, 01:17 PM
got laid last night
julien_simon
21-09-2009, 01:23 PM
but cannot remember anything
Muddy
21-09-2009, 01:28 PM
because of Dawg's vodka
julien_simon
21-09-2009, 01:30 PM
directly imported from New
Muddy
21-09-2009, 01:32 PM
Iowa, the state that
julien_simon
21-09-2009, 01:35 PM
uses alcohol as a
iowadawg
21-09-2009, 01:45 PM
barrier to all frenchies
julien_simon
21-09-2009, 01:46 PM
because they can't handle
iowadawg
21-09-2009, 02:03 PM
our no smoking laws
Muddy
21-09-2009, 02:23 PM
which are not obeyed (http://www.forwardedfunnies.com/p/200907/job_well_done.jpg)
iowadawg
21-09-2009, 02:40 PM
by oyster shucking trolls
olla86
25-09-2009, 09:39 AM
and by awful animals
Strong
25-09-2009, 09:42 AM
. At last a full-stop. :sqwink:
julien_simon
25-09-2009, 12:52 PM
Perhaps it was time
Muddy
25-09-2009, 01:43 PM
for needles to pine
krisma5
27-09-2009, 06:50 AM
from a wart hog
Strong
27-09-2009, 08:51 AM
that ran through the
krisma5
27-09-2009, 04:00 PM
door with an axe
ewomack
27-09-2009, 09:01 PM
pumping insecticide like rabid
Muddy
27-09-2009, 09:02 PM
chain smoking underpaid whores
Strong
28-09-2009, 05:55 AM
bent on self-destruction through
krisma5
28-09-2009, 06:28 AM
a wage makers ass
Strong
28-09-2009, 06:34 AM
. But on a distant
Muddy
28-09-2009, 12:10 PM
shore there lay nineteen
krisma5
28-09-2009, 12:16 PM
crabby old ladies in
Muddy
28-09-2009, 12:38 PM
the most desperate condition
krisma5
28-09-2009, 01:46 PM
needing help with their
iowadawg
28-09-2009, 01:55 PM
upside down pineapple cake
krisma5
28-09-2009, 02:06 PM
made with fake apples
Muddy
28-09-2009, 02:40 PM
commonly called horse apples
krisma5
28-09-2009, 02:47 PM
that fall from a
iowadawg
28-09-2009, 02:50 PM
dead but deadly tree
krisma5
28-09-2009, 02:52 PM
made out of iron
Muddy
28-09-2009, 04:09 PM
mined by blind Bolivian
iowadawg
28-09-2009, 04:16 PM
street sweepers from Africa
Muddy
28-09-2009, 04:34 PM
Boliveans from Africa...I guess it's possible. :)
who chose to sing
iowadawg
28-09-2009, 04:42 PM
Of course, we have citizens from Africa, why not Bolivia?
in a dead language
Muddy
28-09-2009, 11:17 PM
which required their tongues
krisma5
29-09-2009, 04:30 AM
and other parts of
Strong
29-09-2009, 06:08 AM
their anatomy to giggle
julien_simon
29-09-2009, 06:22 AM
and tickle while they
Strong
29-09-2009, 06:33 AM
while they rumba (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumba) to
julien_simon
29-09-2009, 06:47 AM
their prostate exam like
iowadawg
29-09-2009, 09:55 AM
a transvestite on fire
krisma5
29-09-2009, 03:37 PM
while walking over hot
Muddy
29-09-2009, 04:30 PM
dogs cooked in frothy
iowadawg
29-09-2009, 04:38 PM
mixture of bats and
Muddy
29-09-2009, 05:42 PM
crystal clear holy water.
iowadawg
29-09-2009, 05:52 PM
pissed by a nun
Ferre
29-09-2009, 06:04 PM
with a nasty looking
iowadawg
29-09-2009, 07:18 PM
strap at her side
krisma5
30-09-2009, 02:38 AM
that was slayed off
Cryren8972
30-09-2009, 10:42 AM
in fairly large numbers
iowadawg
30-09-2009, 12:19 PM
by tiny jumbo shrimp
ewomack
30-09-2009, 11:09 PM
can revved wench divan
Muddy
01-10-2009, 01:02 AM
a splendid penny screwing
iowadawg
01-10-2009, 01:20 AM
Jefferson on a nickel
Muddy
01-10-2009, 01:31 AM
bag of twisted help
iowadawg
02-10-2009, 09:50 PM
by crap filled trolls
Muddy
02-10-2009, 10:08 PM
thoroughly upon the blanketed
Cryren8972
07-10-2009, 07:46 AM
night skies of wrath
Strong
07-10-2009, 12:50 PM
caused the locked thread
Cryren8972
07-10-2009, 12:51 PM
that promptly, deftly unfolded
krisma5
07-10-2009, 01:03 PM
to ease it's wild
iowadawg
07-10-2009, 07:33 PM
uncut throbbing purple penis
krisma5
08-10-2009, 03:41 PM
surrounded by a ring
Muddy
08-10-2009, 04:08 PM
uncut throbbing purple penis
It was a one-eyed, uncut, throbbing purple penis eater.
Muddy
08-10-2009, 04:09 PM
surrounded by a ring
of unsubstantiated dubious postulations
ewomack
08-10-2009, 11:42 PM
masticating mellifluous verdant vipers
Muddy
09-10-2009, 01:47 PM
pondering plentiful postnatal pestilence
ewomack
09-10-2009, 10:56 PM
tinntinnabulating pestilent corpuscular evanescence
Muddy
09-10-2009, 10:59 PM
erupting irregularly under conspicuous
ewomack
09-10-2009, 11:03 PM
voracious antidestablishmentarianist gregarious probagations
Muddy
09-10-2009, 11:05 PM
through underestimated tempestuous theocracies
ewomack
10-10-2009, 10:15 AM
bulge contemporaneously follicular vivre
Muddy
10-10-2009, 01:28 PM
swarming unenumerated conditional placebos
ewomack
10-10-2009, 03:12 PM
furtively enmeshing duodenums copiously
Muddy
10-10-2009, 04:29 PM
intertwined respectively subjugating indefatigably
Sami4u
11-10-2009, 02:51 AM
Holy Sh!! the phraseology..
Butterflies Forever
Sami
julien_simon
11-10-2009, 02:53 AM
were butterflies forever
Sami
part of your 4 words story?
ewomack
11-10-2009, 11:41 PM
masticating gelatinous corpuscles juryrigging
iowadawg
11-10-2009, 11:49 PM
cheaters who join words
Muddy
11-10-2009, 11:50 PM
or make ones up
Sami4u
12-10-2009, 01:40 AM
Hi,
are thoughtless, coldhearted and
Butterflies Forever
Sami
Muddy
12-10-2009, 01:31 PM
full of loving corpuscles
Sami4u
12-10-2009, 01:54 PM
in all the wrong
Sami
ewomack
12-10-2009, 09:45 PM
undulating orifices that smell
Muddy
12-10-2009, 10:56 PM
like beaches in Phuket
Strong
13-10-2009, 05:46 AM
which means, "fuck it"
Muddy
13-10-2009, 10:47 AM
vigorously if not gregariously
julien_simon
13-10-2009, 11:30 AM
until it will stop
Muddy
13-10-2009, 12:02 PM
a goat from deciding
julien_simon
13-10-2009, 12:09 PM
whether or not it
Muddy
13-10-2009, 12:59 PM
will butt a nun
Muddy
13-10-2009, 02:04 PM
or simply go downtown
iowadawg
13-10-2009, 04:31 PM
who is a transvestite
Cryren8972
13-10-2009, 04:36 PM
the person above me
ewomack
13-10-2009, 11:24 PM
is a hot nun
iowadawg
14-10-2009, 12:04 AM
eating hot cross buns
Muddy
14-10-2009, 12:24 AM
just for the fun
iowadawg
14-10-2009, 12:32 AM
of farting for Ed
Muddy
14-10-2009, 12:33 AM
that's what she said
Strong
14-10-2009, 06:56 AM
wet on the bed
Muddy
14-10-2009, 11:54 PM
while giving great head
iowadawg
15-10-2009, 12:00 AM
of beer to him
Muddy
15-10-2009, 10:49 AM
he sank and drowned.
(Notice the period.)
Cryren8972
15-10-2009, 12:06 PM
In his own remorse
Muddy
15-10-2009, 12:26 PM
he suffered the course
Cryren8972
15-10-2009, 12:30 PM
of correcting her post
Muddy
15-10-2009, 12:35 PM
though she loved it
Cryren8972
15-10-2009, 12:36 PM
in his egotistical mind
Muddy
15-10-2009, 12:37 PM
she actually preferred his
Cryren8972
15-10-2009, 12:38 PM
more hands off approach
Muddy
15-10-2009, 12:39 PM
as opposed to lips
Cryren8972
15-10-2009, 12:40 PM
on his dog's behind
Muddy
15-10-2009, 12:42 PM
which apparently she enjoys
Cryren8972
15-10-2009, 12:44 PM
to video for blackmail
Muddy
15-10-2009, 12:45 PM
and late night viewing
Cryren8972
15-10-2009, 12:47 PM
of his interested friends
Muddy
15-10-2009, 12:49 PM
who all "know" her
Cryren8972
15-10-2009, 12:51 PM
blackmailing website for Muddy's
Strong
15-10-2009, 12:52 PM
#224
Muddy you are more anal than an American porn site! :sqrofl:
(I was gonna rep you, but I couldn't.)
Muddy
15-10-2009, 12:59 PM
blackmailing website for Muddy's
nude pictures of Cry
Cryren8972
15-10-2009, 01:01 PM
ren's newly rescued dog
Muddy
15-10-2009, 01:03 PM
with strange lip marks
Cryren8972
15-10-2009, 01:05 PM
from Muddy's puckered lips
Muddy
15-10-2009, 01:06 PM
which Cry longs to
Cryren8972
15-10-2009, 01:07 PM
rub against her pouting
Muddy
15-10-2009, 01:09 PM
boyfriend since he hasn't
Cryren8972
15-10-2009, 01:15 PM
kissed any dogs lately
Muddy
15-10-2009, 01:51 PM
nor has he had
julien_simon
15-10-2009, 01:52 PM
a good hot dog
(did I wreck this "moment" you guys had going there?)
ewomack
16-10-2009, 11:07 PM
to defecate defecate defecate
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