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fastreplies
09-08-2009, 11:33 AM
4 Words Story is very simple Game

Rule:
You must add 4 Words, not more and not less to previous post.

Lets start:

I packed my tools...

:)

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Muddy
09-08-2009, 11:22 PM
into a tight spot.

fastreplies
10-08-2009, 12:35 AM
but I forgot my.....

:)


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krisma5
10-08-2009, 03:50 AM
BLT sandwich with cheese.

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10-08-2009, 02:06 PM
and case of beer......

:)

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ewomack
11-08-2009, 06:33 AM
to throw at Bob

krisma5
11-08-2009, 07:11 AM
and make him cry

Muddy
11-08-2009, 10:07 AM
like a baby hedgehog

Trapper
11-08-2009, 10:34 AM
Meanwhile, back at the

Muddy
11-08-2009, 10:45 AM
fake pig's feet factory

fastreplies
11-08-2009, 01:23 PM
drunk sailor made his....

:)

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Muddy
11-08-2009, 01:28 PM
debut as a painted

Trapper
11-08-2009, 01:29 PM
lady in a red

fastreplies
11-08-2009, 01:32 PM
dress nailed to the

:)

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Muddy
11-08-2009, 03:00 PM
bottom of Bjork's shoe

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11-08-2009, 03:03 PM
size 14 wide and....

;)

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krisma5
12-08-2009, 03:57 AM
and slimy pea green

Muddy
12-08-2009, 10:21 AM
effluent spewed from her

krisma5
12-08-2009, 10:24 AM
rose bush in camouflage

fastreplies
12-08-2009, 11:02 AM
Cheney with shotgun shooting...

:)

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Muddy
12-08-2009, 11:26 AM
disjointed words that come

fastreplies
12-08-2009, 11:29 AM
from lawyer's mouth because....

;)

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krisma5
12-08-2009, 03:12 PM
that's all they can

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12-08-2009, 03:51 PM
krisma5
that's is 2 words ;)

say while being sober....

:)

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krisma5
12-08-2009, 04:15 PM
krisma5
that's is 2 words ;)

say while being sober....

:)

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(Only if you take the ' out and put in an extra i)


which happens not often

fastreplies
12-08-2009, 05:08 PM
given that warm beer...

:)

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krisma5
13-08-2009, 02:27 AM
out of the barrel

Trapper
13-08-2009, 09:46 AM
tastes like monkey balls

Strong
13-08-2009, 10:02 AM
and stewed prunes. But

Trapper
13-08-2009, 11:34 AM
I'll drink it anyway.

Strong
13-08-2009, 11:36 AM
It's gotta be better

fastreplies
13-08-2009, 11:45 AM
than just shot lawyers....

:)

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Trapper
13-08-2009, 11:46 AM
who have misrepresented their

Strong
13-08-2009, 11:47 AM
entire profession at the

Trapper
13-08-2009, 11:49 AM
freakers ball. Meanwhile, back...

fastreplies
13-08-2009, 11:50 AM
in woods, hunter in....


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Trapper
13-08-2009, 11:56 AM
camo shoots a bear

fastreplies
13-08-2009, 11:58 AM
but bear grabbed hunter...

:)

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Strong
13-08-2009, 12:21 PM
reports the local paper

Muddy
13-08-2009, 12:22 PM
and plunged his hairy

fastreplies
13-08-2009, 12:41 PM
ass in cold water...

:)

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Muddy
13-08-2009, 12:43 PM
which immediately began to

fastreplies
13-08-2009, 12:48 PM
to boil hot red....

:)

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krisma5
13-08-2009, 02:25 PM
lobster in butter sauce

ewomack
14-08-2009, 08:46 AM
to throw at mom

krisma5
14-08-2009, 03:58 PM
and slop up the

Strong
14-09-2009, 12:26 PM
sauce with sliced bread.

(I hate to leave a sentence hanging.)

julien_simon
14-09-2009, 01:35 PM
After all this cooking,

Muddy
14-09-2009, 01:44 PM
the Italian navy became

julien_simon
14-09-2009, 02:19 PM
so angry that they

Muddy
14-09-2009, 04:25 PM
slaughtered some passing giraffes

Strong
14-09-2009, 04:54 PM
(Bloody Italian Navy are lost again are they :sqlaugh:)

ewomack
14-09-2009, 08:27 PM
The giraffes took vengeance...

Muddy
14-09-2009, 10:55 PM
by craning their necks

julien_simon
15-09-2009, 02:12 AM
around giant gooey ducks

Muddy
15-09-2009, 10:21 AM
which gave the impression

Strong
15-09-2009, 12:30 PM
of the Pope at

Muddy
15-09-2009, 12:47 PM
war with his own

Strong
15-09-2009, 03:24 PM
dark Sith Lord. But

Muddy
15-09-2009, 03:28 PM
upon reaching the shuttlecock

Strong
15-09-2009, 03:33 PM
an overhead flick ensured

Muddy
15-09-2009, 03:35 PM
that he would never

Strong
15-09-2009, 03:37 PM
be faced with gooey

Muddy
15-09-2009, 03:47 PM
thighs like he once

Strong
15-09-2009, 03:53 PM
embarrassed his mother with.

ewomack
15-09-2009, 09:21 PM
Turds flew from trains...

Muddy
15-09-2009, 09:32 PM
resembling unprecedented skeet shooting

ewomack
15-09-2009, 09:36 PM
that pockmarked the monument...

Muddy
15-09-2009, 09:39 PM
with shapes like unadulterated

ewomack
16-09-2009, 12:20 AM
phosphorescent tubules painted puce...

Strong
16-09-2009, 04:59 AM
(this reminds me of Ulysses (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulysses_(novel)))

, an extravagant memorial to

Muddy
16-09-2009, 11:32 AM
the redundancy of elongated

Strong
16-09-2009, 12:20 PM
and overly descriptive sentences.

Muddy
16-09-2009, 12:24 PM
However the nymphomaniac proceeded

Strong
16-09-2009, 12:58 PM
less graphically but more

ewomack
17-09-2009, 11:35 AM
enmeshed in crushed grail

Muddy
17-09-2009, 11:38 AM
than earthquake rattled knights

Strong
17-09-2009, 11:42 AM
could poke a lance

ewomack
17-09-2009, 11:46 AM
into a creamed bun

Muddy
17-09-2009, 01:39 PM
upon the head of

julien_simon
17-09-2009, 05:35 PM
Muddy, Ed, Strongy, Atom

Strong
18-09-2009, 07:20 AM
. And pause two, three.

Muddy
18-09-2009, 11:12 AM
Kick like you thought

ewomack
18-09-2009, 11:19 PM
your grandma's arse cream

Strong
19-09-2009, 09:40 AM
was gonna last forever!

Muddy
19-09-2009, 10:23 AM
But it never did.

iowadawg
19-09-2009, 04:35 PM
because grandpa dropped it

ewomack
19-09-2009, 10:45 PM
into Margie's ample cleavage

Muddy
19-09-2009, 10:47 PM
thereby burning Bob's penis

ewomack
19-09-2009, 10:48 PM
into stolid obsidian wafers

Muddy
19-09-2009, 10:49 PM
which the pope quickly

iowadawg
19-09-2009, 11:14 PM
blessed and then ate

julien_simon
20-09-2009, 04:25 AM
a mouthful of gigantic

Muddy
20-09-2009, 12:19 PM
obsidian wafers already mentioned

iowadawg
20-09-2009, 12:29 PM
in some dusty tome

Muddy
20-09-2009, 12:32 PM
buried beneath a purple

julien_simon
20-09-2009, 12:38 PM
giant disco bowl which

iowadawg
20-09-2009, 12:44 PM
which once held gatorade

julien_simon
20-09-2009, 12:51 PM
for after-marathon parties

iowadawg
20-09-2009, 12:54 PM
with the opposite sex

julien_simon
20-09-2009, 12:56 PM
when suddenly it happened:

Muddy
20-09-2009, 05:03 PM
a cauldron was produced

iowadawg
20-09-2009, 05:59 PM
to cook some rutabagas

Muddy
20-09-2009, 08:29 PM
since they go well

iowadawg
20-09-2009, 08:37 PM
with well fed hedgehogs

Muddy
20-09-2009, 08:40 PM
marinated in "Christ's blood"

iowadawg
20-09-2009, 08:59 PM
thus a holy meal

Muddy
20-09-2009, 09:16 PM
fit for Sean Lennon

krisma5
21-09-2009, 03:14 AM
and his brother John

julien_simon
21-09-2009, 04:20 AM
and his sister Mary

Kalina
21-09-2009, 05:43 AM
but too bad they

julien_simon
21-09-2009, 05:53 AM
burnt the food and

Kalina
21-09-2009, 05:58 AM
made off with the

Strong
21-09-2009, 12:02 PM
yurt (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yurt) and camels. But

Muddy
21-09-2009, 12:04 PM
Wait a damn minute! Sean is John's SON, not his brother! Now then:

at least the transvestites

iowadawg
21-09-2009, 12:17 PM
got laid last night

julien_simon
21-09-2009, 12:23 PM
but cannot remember anything

Muddy
21-09-2009, 12:28 PM
because of Dawg's vodka

julien_simon
21-09-2009, 12:30 PM
directly imported from New

Muddy
21-09-2009, 12:32 PM
Iowa, the state that

julien_simon
21-09-2009, 12:35 PM
uses alcohol as a

iowadawg
21-09-2009, 12:45 PM
barrier to all frenchies

julien_simon
21-09-2009, 12:46 PM
because they can't handle

iowadawg
21-09-2009, 01:03 PM
our no smoking laws

Muddy
21-09-2009, 01:23 PM
which are not obeyed (http://www.forwardedfunnies.com/p/200907/job_well_done.jpg)

iowadawg
21-09-2009, 01:40 PM
by oyster shucking trolls

olla86
25-09-2009, 08:39 AM
and by awful animals

Strong
25-09-2009, 08:42 AM
. At last a full-stop. :sqwink:

julien_simon
25-09-2009, 11:52 AM
Perhaps it was time

Muddy
25-09-2009, 12:43 PM
for needles to pine

krisma5
27-09-2009, 05:50 AM
from a wart hog

Strong
27-09-2009, 07:51 AM
that ran through the

krisma5
27-09-2009, 03:00 PM
door with an axe

ewomack
27-09-2009, 08:01 PM
pumping insecticide like rabid

Muddy
27-09-2009, 08:02 PM
chain smoking underpaid whores

Strong
28-09-2009, 04:55 AM
bent on self-destruction through

krisma5
28-09-2009, 05:28 AM
a wage makers ass

Strong
28-09-2009, 05:34 AM
. But on a distant

Muddy
28-09-2009, 11:10 AM
shore there lay nineteen

krisma5
28-09-2009, 11:16 AM
crabby old ladies in

Muddy
28-09-2009, 11:38 AM
the most desperate condition

krisma5
28-09-2009, 12:46 PM
needing help with their

iowadawg
28-09-2009, 12:55 PM
upside down pineapple cake

krisma5
28-09-2009, 01:06 PM
made with fake apples

Muddy
28-09-2009, 01:40 PM
commonly called horse apples

krisma5
28-09-2009, 01:47 PM
that fall from a

iowadawg
28-09-2009, 01:50 PM
dead but deadly tree

krisma5
28-09-2009, 01:52 PM
made out of iron

Muddy
28-09-2009, 03:09 PM
mined by blind Bolivian

iowadawg
28-09-2009, 03:16 PM
street sweepers from Africa

Muddy
28-09-2009, 03:34 PM
Boliveans from Africa...I guess it's possible. :)

who chose to sing

iowadawg
28-09-2009, 03:42 PM
Of course, we have citizens from Africa, why not Bolivia?

in a dead language

Muddy
28-09-2009, 10:17 PM
which required their tongues

krisma5
29-09-2009, 03:30 AM
and other parts of

Strong
29-09-2009, 05:08 AM
their anatomy to giggle

julien_simon
29-09-2009, 05:22 AM
and tickle while they

Strong
29-09-2009, 05:33 AM
while they rumba (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumba) to

julien_simon
29-09-2009, 05:47 AM
their prostate exam like

iowadawg
29-09-2009, 08:55 AM
a transvestite on fire

krisma5
29-09-2009, 02:37 PM
while walking over hot

Muddy
29-09-2009, 03:30 PM
dogs cooked in frothy

iowadawg
29-09-2009, 03:38 PM
mixture of bats and

Muddy
29-09-2009, 04:42 PM
crystal clear holy water.

iowadawg
29-09-2009, 04:52 PM
pissed by a nun

Ferre
29-09-2009, 05:04 PM
with a nasty looking

iowadawg
29-09-2009, 06:18 PM
strap at her side

krisma5
30-09-2009, 01:38 AM
that was slayed off

Cryren8972
30-09-2009, 09:42 AM
in fairly large numbers

iowadawg
30-09-2009, 11:19 AM
by tiny jumbo shrimp

ewomack
30-09-2009, 10:09 PM
can revved wench divan

Muddy
01-10-2009, 12:02 AM
a splendid penny screwing

iowadawg
01-10-2009, 12:20 AM
Jefferson on a nickel

Muddy
01-10-2009, 12:31 AM
bag of twisted help

iowadawg
02-10-2009, 08:50 PM
by crap filled trolls

Muddy
02-10-2009, 09:08 PM
thoroughly upon the blanketed

Cryren8972
07-10-2009, 06:46 AM
night skies of wrath

Strong
07-10-2009, 11:50 AM
caused the locked thread

Cryren8972
07-10-2009, 11:51 AM
that promptly, deftly unfolded

krisma5
07-10-2009, 12:03 PM
to ease it's wild

iowadawg
07-10-2009, 06:33 PM
uncut throbbing purple penis

krisma5
08-10-2009, 02:41 PM
surrounded by a ring

Muddy
08-10-2009, 03:08 PM
uncut throbbing purple penis

It was a one-eyed, uncut, throbbing purple penis eater.

Muddy
08-10-2009, 03:09 PM
surrounded by a ring

of unsubstantiated dubious postulations

ewomack
08-10-2009, 10:42 PM
masticating mellifluous verdant vipers

Muddy
09-10-2009, 12:47 PM
pondering plentiful postnatal pestilence

ewomack
09-10-2009, 09:56 PM
tinntinnabulating pestilent corpuscular evanescence

Muddy
09-10-2009, 09:59 PM
erupting irregularly under conspicuous

ewomack
09-10-2009, 10:03 PM
voracious antidestablishmentarianist gregarious probagations

Muddy
09-10-2009, 10:05 PM
through underestimated tempestuous theocracies

ewomack
10-10-2009, 09:15 AM
bulge contemporaneously follicular vivre

Muddy
10-10-2009, 12:28 PM
swarming unenumerated conditional placebos

ewomack
10-10-2009, 02:12 PM
furtively enmeshing duodenums copiously

Muddy
10-10-2009, 03:29 PM
intertwined respectively subjugating indefatigably

Sami4u
11-10-2009, 01:51 AM
Holy Sh!! the phraseology..

Butterflies Forever

Sami

julien_simon
11-10-2009, 01:53 AM
were butterflies forever
Sami


part of your 4 words story?

ewomack
11-10-2009, 10:41 PM
masticating gelatinous corpuscles juryrigging

iowadawg
11-10-2009, 10:49 PM
cheaters who join words

Muddy
11-10-2009, 10:50 PM
or make ones up

Sami4u
12-10-2009, 12:40 AM
Hi,

are thoughtless, coldhearted and

Butterflies Forever

Sami

Muddy
12-10-2009, 12:31 PM
full of loving corpuscles

Sami4u
12-10-2009, 12:54 PM
in all the wrong

Sami

ewomack
12-10-2009, 08:45 PM
undulating orifices that smell

Muddy
12-10-2009, 09:56 PM
like beaches in Phuket

Strong
13-10-2009, 04:46 AM
which means, "fuck it"

Muddy
13-10-2009, 09:47 AM
vigorously if not gregariously

julien_simon
13-10-2009, 10:30 AM
until it will stop

Muddy
13-10-2009, 11:02 AM
a goat from deciding

julien_simon
13-10-2009, 11:09 AM
whether or not it

Muddy
13-10-2009, 11:59 AM
will butt a nun

Zap
13-10-2009, 01:00 PM
right in the butt

Muddy
13-10-2009, 01:04 PM
or simply go downtown

Zap
13-10-2009, 01:25 PM
on that hot nun

iowadawg
13-10-2009, 03:31 PM
who is a transvestite

Cryren8972
13-10-2009, 03:36 PM
the person above me

ewomack
13-10-2009, 10:24 PM
is a hot nun

iowadawg
13-10-2009, 11:04 PM
eating hot cross buns

Muddy
13-10-2009, 11:24 PM
just for the fun

iowadawg
13-10-2009, 11:32 PM
of farting for Ed

Muddy
13-10-2009, 11:33 PM
that's what she said

Strong
14-10-2009, 05:56 AM
wet on the bed

Muddy
14-10-2009, 10:54 PM
while giving great head

iowadawg
14-10-2009, 11:00 PM
of beer to him

Muddy
15-10-2009, 09:49 AM
he sank and drowned.

(Notice the period.)

Cryren8972
15-10-2009, 11:06 AM
In his own remorse

Muddy
15-10-2009, 11:26 AM
he suffered the course

Cryren8972
15-10-2009, 11:30 AM
of correcting her post

Muddy
15-10-2009, 11:35 AM
though she loved it

Cryren8972
15-10-2009, 11:36 AM
in his egotistical mind

Muddy
15-10-2009, 11:37 AM
she actually preferred his

Cryren8972
15-10-2009, 11:38 AM
more hands off approach

Muddy
15-10-2009, 11:39 AM
as opposed to lips

Cryren8972
15-10-2009, 11:40 AM
on his dog's behind

Muddy
15-10-2009, 11:42 AM
which apparently she enjoys

Cryren8972
15-10-2009, 11:44 AM
to video for blackmail

Muddy
15-10-2009, 11:45 AM
and late night viewing

Cryren8972
15-10-2009, 11:47 AM
of his interested friends

Muddy
15-10-2009, 11:49 AM
who all "know" her

Cryren8972
15-10-2009, 11:51 AM
blackmailing website for Muddy's

Strong
15-10-2009, 11:52 AM
#224

Muddy you are more anal than an American porn site! :sqrofl:

(I was gonna rep you, but I couldn't.)

Muddy
15-10-2009, 11:59 AM
blackmailing website for Muddy's

nude pictures of Cry

Cryren8972
15-10-2009, 12:01 PM
ren's newly rescued dog

Muddy
15-10-2009, 12:03 PM
with strange lip marks

Cryren8972
15-10-2009, 12:05 PM
from Muddy's puckered lips

Muddy
15-10-2009, 12:06 PM
which Cry longs to

Cryren8972
15-10-2009, 12:07 PM
rub against her pouting

Muddy
15-10-2009, 12:09 PM
boyfriend since he hasn't

Cryren8972
15-10-2009, 12:15 PM
kissed any dogs lately

Muddy
15-10-2009, 12:51 PM
nor has he had

julien_simon
15-10-2009, 12:52 PM
a good hot dog

(did I wreck this "moment" you guys had going there?)

ewomack
16-10-2009, 10:07 PM
to defecate defecate defecate