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robjones
19-10-2009, 09:20 PM
Welcome to BTWIMHO.COM!
How did you hear about us?
Iowadawg sent me a PM at another place. I dutifully turned him in for soliciting for a different forum.

What are your interests?
Ever watch the Cowboy Cheerleaders?


How long have you been using the internet and forums?
Introduced to the stone age version of the net early 1990s when working for a Fortune 500 Relo organization (back when I wore suits on purpose)... got into forums later, in late 1990s.



Thank you for taking part in this interview, robjones. We appreciate your time and effort and we look forward to getting to know you.
Enjoy the forums!
Cool, but I was told there'd be a keg here. Which part of the forum would I find that in?

Dudette
19-10-2009, 09:25 PM
Welcome to BTWIMHO Chat Forums, robjones. Enjoy your stay here. :)

Zap
19-10-2009, 09:30 PM
Hey Rob!


Nice to see you finally mosey on over here.
I'll try and keep the cowboy jokes to a minimum but I can't make any promises.
And if you're going to start in with the igloo jokes, well, then, the thermal gloves are off!

Good to see another one of the good guys here.

robjones
19-10-2009, 09:34 PM
Hell, Zap, if nobody made cowboy jokes there'd just be nothing to talk about.

Atom
19-10-2009, 09:35 PM
Welcome, Rob. You've come to the right place, we are about the coolest creatures alive I think.

iowadawg
19-10-2009, 10:50 PM
Yeah, thanks a lot Rob!
I got an almost infraction for that!
LOL

Welcome and have fun....

I like cowboy jokes.

It is all those hedgehog jokes that I can't stand.

Muddy
20-10-2009, 12:30 AM
Pffft! Don't let him hornswaggle ya Rob, Dawg is our sexual ringleader.

Good to see ya over here!

Ferre
20-10-2009, 02:55 AM
Welcome, Rob. You've come to the right place, we are about the coolest creatures alive I think.

^^ What he says. :sqlaugh:

Sami4u
20-10-2009, 03:13 AM
Hi Rob,

Welcome, Long time No talk. Nice to see you here.

Sami

Strong
20-10-2009, 04:34 AM
Welcome Rob, glad you could join us. Kick off your shoes, lounge around and stay awhile.

Zap
20-10-2009, 05:57 AM
Welcome Rob, glad you could join us. Kick off your shoes, lounge around and stay awhile.

Shoes? You're talking about a bonafide cowboy, here.

Cryren8972
20-10-2009, 05:58 AM
Shoes? You're talking about a bonafide cowboy, here.

It's boots or nuthin'

ewomack
20-10-2009, 08:46 AM
Hello! Iowadawg has done you a favor you can never repay... unless you have some of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders phone numbers... anyway... welcome!

iowadawg
20-10-2009, 02:01 PM
Have a few phone numbers of nice Iowa farm girls.

They wear boots, jeans, hats...the whole nine yards.
Just like those Texas women.

I am not a ringleader.
I resigned that position when I retired.

ewomack
20-10-2009, 05:39 PM
If that's all they wear then please send me their numbers...

iowadawg
20-10-2009, 06:49 PM
One is number one.
Two is number two.
Three is number three.
And so forth down the line.

For area codes, please donate to my paypal account.

Muddy
20-10-2009, 09:18 PM
Shoes? You're talking about a bonafide cowboy, here.

Yeah he's the real thing, he ain't from Calgary.

julien_simon
20-10-2009, 10:52 PM
Hey Rob, We were missing a cowboy in our quota so glad to see you here.

now we are just missing albinos Siamese twins, a lion tamer, a woodchuck, a talking umbrella and this forum will be complete.

bunch of wackos!

Sami4u
21-10-2009, 01:34 AM
Hey Rob, We were missing a cowboy in our quota so glad to see you here.

now we are just missing albinos Siamese twins, a lion tamer, a woodchuck, a talking umbrella and this forum will be complete.

bunch of wackos!

Hi,

LOL I think the woodchuck is out by the shed.

Sami

krisma5
21-10-2009, 02:05 AM
YeeHaw! Howdy Partner! Glad to have you with us.

ewomack
21-10-2009, 08:29 AM
I volunteer to be the woodchuck!

Trapper
21-10-2009, 08:41 AM
Hey Cowboy

ewomack
21-10-2009, 09:00 AM
Hey Trapper!!

Trapper
21-10-2009, 09:02 AM
Hey Ed.

Sami4u
21-10-2009, 10:13 AM
I think the woodchuck is out by the shed.



I volunteer to be the woodchuck!

Hi,

Then go to the shed like a good little woodchuck and chuck wood. :sqwink:

Sami

Muddy
21-10-2009, 11:24 AM
Hey Sami.

Cryren8972
21-10-2009, 11:50 AM
I volunteer to be the woodchuck!

That's the spirit! Take one for the team...:sqbiggrin:

iowadawg
21-10-2009, 12:34 PM
ED is now our official woodchuck.

Who will be the official lion tamer?

Man in bar: What's that moving spot on the wall?
Barkeep: It's a ladybug.
Man: My lord, what good eyesight you have!

Muddy
21-10-2009, 01:05 PM
Another clean one from our fearless ringleader!

iowadawg
21-10-2009, 01:16 PM
Only clean ones from me.

Here is a domain that I am thinking of regging, just because I like the way it sounds:
AssPincher.com

hahahahhaha

ewomack
21-10-2009, 02:22 PM
IveTakenManyForTheTeam.com

Sami4u
21-10-2009, 02:41 PM
Hi


Hey Sami.

Yes


IveTakenManyForTheTeam.com

WoodchucksBehindTheShed.com

Sami

Cryren8972
21-10-2009, 02:49 PM
IveTakenManyForTheTeam.com

Woreoutbackthere.com

julien_simon
21-10-2009, 04:55 PM
I wasn't expecting less


Hi Strongy

julien_simon
21-10-2009, 04:57 PM
I volunteer to be the woodchuck!

I wasn't expecting less


Hi Strongy

Atom
21-10-2009, 04:58 PM
Don't start with us, Julien, I've heard tell of yer types.

julien_simon
21-10-2009, 05:01 PM
Don't start with us, Julien, I've heard tell of yer types.

wuat?

Atom
21-10-2009, 05:03 PM
See? There you go already.. let me get out my Urban Dictionary, one moment please..

julien_simon
21-10-2009, 05:05 PM
me don't undertstand this:


I've heard tell of yer types.

Atom
21-10-2009, 05:11 PM
me don't undertstand this:It means that I have heard of your type before, as if it's something to have learned by in the past. I of course had to pluralize type because it's so much more intriguing that way, as if there are more than one cautionary type. Ok I admit that I am even starting to confuse myself here, if it's any consolation.

robjones
21-10-2009, 05:13 PM
me don't undertstand this:

We arent planning on limiting the thread to things that make sense I hope. It'd get so quiet....

julien_simon
21-10-2009, 05:13 PM
We arent planning on limiting the thread to things that make sense I hope. It'd get so quiet....

we might as well shut down the whole forum then

julien_simon
21-10-2009, 05:14 PM
It means that I have heard of your type before, as if it's something to have learned by in the past. I of course had to pluralize type because it's so much more intriguing that way, as if there are more than one cautionary type. Ok I admit that I am even starting to confuse myself here, if it's any consolation.

I see. I get it now.

Atom
21-10-2009, 05:14 PM
Please do not make me smoke more marijuana cigarettes, I beg of you.

julien_simon
21-10-2009, 05:14 PM
okay, I admit it. I lied. no idea what you are talking about.

so what's new?

Muddy
21-10-2009, 05:15 PM
We arent planning on limiting the thread to things that make sense I hope. It'd get so quiet....

Ha! Don't worry, there isn't a thread in here that hasn't been bastardized.

julien_simon
21-10-2009, 05:15 PM
Ha! Don't worry, there isn't a thread in here that hasn't been bastardized.

please go back on topic.


Hi Rob

Muddy
21-10-2009, 05:17 PM
How'd y'all squeeze all those posts in between Rob's and mine?

Atom
21-10-2009, 05:19 PM
If I don't get green repped for post#44 by every person in this community, I quit.

julien_simon
21-10-2009, 05:19 PM
I squeeze more than posts if you really want to know.

iowadawg
21-10-2009, 07:02 PM
Well, I guess atom is leaving us.
I aint thanking him on post #44.

Atom
21-10-2009, 07:03 PM
Inconsiderate knave!

iowadawg
21-10-2009, 07:08 PM
Being very considerate of any and all new members.

Atom
21-10-2009, 07:10 PM
Right, we wouldn't want them thinking that we all smoked pot now would we. LOL

Ferre
21-10-2009, 07:13 PM
Not all,...but most. :sqlaugh:

Atom
21-10-2009, 07:25 PM
Ok just for that I am going to smoke some more and maybe knock over some banks to buy some heroin. LOL

iowadawg
21-10-2009, 07:33 PM
Damn potheads should be sent to a place where the goats can have their way with them.

Atom
21-10-2009, 07:37 PM
Well I quite agree, I mean goats aren't really that bad looking from the side.

Muddy
21-10-2009, 07:39 PM
Damn potheads should be sent to a place where the goats can have their way with them.

Is this Harry "Iowadawg" Anslinger?

iowadawg
21-10-2009, 07:45 PM
Ah, the best place for a goat is on the bbq pit.
Goat done that way is so much better than a pig on a bbq pit.

iowadawg
21-10-2009, 07:47 PM
Hey Atom....
When you go to that place with all the goats, take Muddy with you.

Atom
21-10-2009, 07:49 PM
He's not an easy one to get rid of so that shouldn't be hard.

iowadawg
21-10-2009, 07:52 PM
I am not embarrassed to say that I know people who know people who know people who can make people disappear.
One of the byproducts of an uncle who married into the italian goombahs.

iowadawg
21-10-2009, 07:53 PM
Now must go see if a script will do what I what it do to.
If not, yet another freaking waste of time and money on a female script.

pctec
21-10-2009, 09:22 PM
Welcome Rob... Strong is the coolest of us all... We just try to be more like him...

:D

Muddy
21-10-2009, 09:29 PM
He ain't called Strong for nothin'.

Strong
22-10-2009, 08:35 AM
I wasn't expecting less


Hi Strongy

Hi Julien. You sneezing yet :sqwink:

Why is everyone mentioning my name. You know I check using Google everyday, so cut it out! :3confused:

Hi Atom.

iowadawg
22-10-2009, 09:45 AM
Strong.

Resisted the urge to google Strong.....

Atom
22-10-2009, 10:23 AM
Hi, Strongy, do you really google your name everyday? I tried googling mine once but I guess it's such a popular name that people that have done seo have the top spaces filled. However, It did come up high in the list under the forum name I posted in and such..

Strong
22-10-2009, 11:34 AM
I Googled StrongInTheArm once and found all manner of crap, but I have more important things to do then search the net for my name. For instance this morning I watched a turnip rot for 3 whole hours, I intend to do some more watching later.

Yesterday I tried to take time-lapsed pictures of my nails growing, unfortunately I fell into a comma and came to a full stop, with some pain in my colon. Fortunately I had an Asterix book to read in the bathroom.

julien_simon
22-10-2009, 11:35 AM
what don't you just set up Google alerts. This way, each time your name appears on the net, Google sends you an email with a link.

Google is rich. Let them do the work

julien_simon
22-10-2009, 11:36 AM
I Googled StrongInTheArm once and found all manner of crap, but I have more important things to do then search the net for my name. For instance this morning I watched a turnip rot for 3 whole hours, I intend to do some more watching later.

Yesterday I tried to take time-lapsed pictures of my nails growing, unfortunately I fell into a comma and came to a full stop, with some pain in my colon. Fortunately I had an Asterix book to read in the bathroom.

I love Asterix!

iowadawg
22-10-2009, 11:39 AM
I love Star more...

I take it this asterix thing is some jap anime?
Or new russian porn?

julien_simon
22-10-2009, 11:42 AM
it's a french comic strip
Asterix - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asterix)

julien_simon
22-10-2009, 11:43 AM
http://www.asterix.com/

the official website

Halo
22-10-2009, 02:19 PM
I am not embarrassed to say that I know people who know people who know people who can make people disappear.
Like this guy?
I7GaM3bbtOw


Hi, Strongy, do you really google your name everyday? I tried googling mine once but I guess it's such a popular name that people that have done seo have the top spaces filled. However, It did come up high in the list under the forum name I posted in and such..
Try YTing it instead:
MtKj8U_30bk



http://www.asterix.com/

the official website
Not to be confused with *
Asterisk. :3unsure:

Atom
22-10-2009, 02:44 PM
(...)Try YTing it instead: (...)It's a bit of an embarrassment for YouTube to bring up a cartoon ant in response to the word atom don't you think? I think I'll stick with Google. lol

robjones
22-10-2009, 04:41 PM
Don't mind me, I'm just post padding. Please continue.

julien_simon
22-10-2009, 04:42 PM
Don't mind me, I'm just post padding. Please continue.

that's the spirit!

iowadawg
22-10-2009, 04:43 PM
Don't mind me, I'm just post padding. Please continue.

Have reported you for post padding.

Oh, this aint DP....continue post padding....

julien_simon
22-10-2009, 04:44 PM
this aint DP??

darn I have been fooled.

robjones
22-10-2009, 04:46 PM
Wouldnt let it stop you Dawg... report anyway. At least you'll feel better.

iowadawg
22-10-2009, 04:46 PM
Can/t be DP....I don't see freaking google ads all over the place, including inside posts...under posts and over posts....

With all those google ads, I think shawn is cookie stuffing to make even more money....

iowadawg
22-10-2009, 04:48 PM
Wouldnt let it stop you Dawg... report anyway. At least you'll feel better.

I tried at DP, but no....I was told I can not report someone for a post made on another forum.
And here I gave DP yet another freaking way to infract and ban people!

Wait, can see it now....
Someone posts at DP "I got an infraction here for a post I made at BTWIMHO forum!"

robjones
22-10-2009, 04:49 PM
I could start putting pictures of Google ads in my post at random spots to make you feel more at home....

iowadawg
22-10-2009, 04:52 PM
Dinner is almost ready.

Until then.

I will try out post padding as a pasttime.

robjones
22-10-2009, 05:03 PM
I can pad better.

iowadawg
22-10-2009, 08:30 PM
Yes, that I know about you.

I must be the only non-post whore here.

ewomack
22-10-2009, 09:12 PM
I am a proud post whore, reporting for duty. Where shall I whore?

Sami4u
23-10-2009, 01:07 AM
Hi,

Can I play this game? What do you gotta do to post pad?

Sami

Sami4u
23-10-2009, 01:07 AM
Hi,

Is it when you keep adding posts?

Sami

Sami4u
23-10-2009, 01:08 AM
Hi,

Like how many posts must you make to be called post padding?

Sami

julien_simon
23-10-2009, 01:09 AM
If you don't know, then you are not allowed to post pad

Sami4u
23-10-2009, 01:10 AM
Hi,

I think I saw someone that user name started with an A have 6 in a row. Would that be post padding?

Sami

julien_simon
23-10-2009, 01:11 AM
perhaps

julien_simon
23-10-2009, 01:12 AM
maybe

Sami4u
23-10-2009, 01:13 AM
Hi

Looks like I lost at this game someone jumped in. :( I must try when all are asleep.

Sami

Sami4u
23-10-2009, 01:13 AM
Hi,

What time do you all sleep?

Sami

julien_simon
23-10-2009, 01:13 AM
who knows?

Sami4u
23-10-2009, 01:15 AM
Hi,

That's why I asked?

Sami

julien_simon
23-10-2009, 01:17 AM
are you sure?

Sami4u
23-10-2009, 01:19 AM
Hi,

BTW a really cool link you placed on Photoshop. That guy was funny. Wedding ring for ebay. I would of watched more of his site but I just had to come here. Now instead of learning something useful like Photoshop I'm learning about post padding. WOW !!!

What is the next thing I will learn here? Let me guess. Better not say that.

Sami

julien_simon
23-10-2009, 01:23 AM
you will learn how to celebrate properly (http://wimp.com/pongcelebration/)

Sami4u
23-10-2009, 02:05 AM
you will learn how to celebrate properly (http://wimp.com/pongcelebration/)

Hi,

I don't know why but most of the video's from that site don't come in for me. Just a white wheel that keeps spinning or sound and no pic or pic and no sound.

That happens with some of the news post on the site that Dudette send you as well :(


Sami

iowadawg
24-10-2009, 06:52 PM
You cool guys can use this:

Playboys Playmate 2010 Calendar (13 photos) Dilidoo.com - We surf the net, you look the best. Linkdump number one in the web (http://dilidoo.com/2009/10/19/playboys_playmate_2010_calendar_13_photos.html)

ewomack
24-10-2009, 10:14 PM
Lots of dumplings going on here. Manhood confirmed.

iowadawg
26-10-2009, 03:46 PM
Dumplings?

Isn't that what men call their fat wives?

Come here my little dumpling....

ewomack
26-10-2009, 05:53 PM
Dumpling is a very beautiful word with multifarious meanings and uses...

Atom
27-10-2009, 04:08 PM
I do not know what post padding is, and if I do, I forgot.

iowadawg
27-10-2009, 04:13 PM
Speaking of whom, and I believe I was speaking of him, where is the original poster?

Is he not coming back?

Did he fall off an ostrich? (he aint really a cowboy people, he is an ostrich rancher).

Atom
27-10-2009, 04:15 PM
Look, I'm pretty sure you'll all be sorry when I'm dead, if it's any consolation. Though I am not positive.

iowadawg
27-10-2009, 04:17 PM
Before dying, please set up a facebook page.

Any consolation, I will have a drink when you pass away.

Muddy
27-10-2009, 04:28 PM
Look, I'm pretty sure you'll all be sorry when I'm dead, if it's any consolation. Though I am not positive.

Well, you won't be dyin' of AIDS then.

Muddy
27-10-2009, 04:29 PM
Before dying, please set up a facebook page.

Any consolation, I will have a drink when you pass away.

I'm afraid to ask what you'll be drinkin'!

Atom
27-10-2009, 04:29 PM
Before dying, please set up a facebook page.

Any consolation, I will have a drink when you pass away.

Ok well a drink is better than nothing, thanks Dawg.

Atom
27-10-2009, 04:29 PM
Well, you won't be dyin' of AIDS then.LOL!

iowadawg
27-10-2009, 04:40 PM
Depending on time of day you die, when I find out, and the weather....
The drink could be one or more of the following:
coffee
ice tea
hot tea
water
beer
better beer
best beer
wine
brandy
tequila
scotch

iowadawg
27-10-2009, 04:43 PM
Dinner is almost ready...
Am thinking, red wine....

Sami4u
29-10-2009, 02:24 AM
Hi,

Who's dying so I can drink scotch?

Sami

Cryren8972
29-10-2009, 04:17 AM
You don't need an excuse to drink scotch. Carry on! =)

iowadawg
29-10-2009, 02:22 PM
That's right.
People are dying every second somewhere on this planet.
So there is your excuse to tipple the dead with good scotch.
Or cheap whiskey.
Or some damn good Templeton Rye!
Bought a bottle finally and it is excellent straight on the rocks!
And the best part?
MADE IN IOWA!!!!!!

robjones
30-10-2009, 01:46 AM
Speaking of whom, and I believe I was speaking of him, where is the original poster?

Is he not coming back?

Did he fall off an ostrich? (he aint really a cowboy people, he is an ostrich rancher).

Mostly lurking. I have to work occasionally. Wife insists on eating n such, the heartless wench.

pctec
30-10-2009, 07:21 PM
Wife insists on eating n such, the heartless wench.

Unbelievable! Why did we ever let them vote? :sqlaugh:

robjones
30-10-2009, 11:15 PM
Obvious oversight would be my guess.


Been over at DP a bit this evening. Still trying to figure out why the have a forum labeled "Suggestions" if they're gonna meet every suggestion with ridicule and contempt. It does give me a cool idea though. Wonder how hard it'd be to stencil "Suggestion Box" on the paper shredder at the office.

Atom
30-10-2009, 11:24 PM
My introduction to Shawn was when he posted some seriously cool pics of a Halloween party he had that year, over at v7. BTW, if he still owns DP, then everything is his fault.

robjones
31-10-2009, 12:14 AM
He still owns it. There was much I might've added to the discussions I was silly enough to be involved with in their "Suggestions" forum lately... but frankly it would've been a wasted effort. Every time the threads drift away from the topic of creating new revenue streams by separating members from their money... staff starts to nod off.

On that note he's missing an obvious candidate. He oughta sell premium memberships in the Suggestion Forum to people trying to lose weight. You can burn up to 150 calories an hour while banging your head into a wall.

Atom
31-10-2009, 12:19 AM
Jeezus I don't even dare go over there, I'd bust the place up. I've always stayed away from there for some reason, not really sure why.

Sami4u
31-10-2009, 02:39 AM
That's right.
People are dying every second somewhere on this planet.
So there is your excuse to tipple the dead with good scotch.
Or cheap whiskey.
Or some damn good Templeton Rye!
Bought a bottle finally and it is excellent straight on the rocks!
And the best part?
MADE IN IOWA!!!!!!

Hi

I had to check out what Templeton Rye was.

Templeton Rye - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Templeton_Rye)

Sami

iowadawg
01-11-2009, 06:32 PM
Go to the source:
Templeton Rye Prohibition Era Whiskey | Enjoy inconspicuously. (http://www.templetonrye.com)
Love the intro at that site....

What actually goes on at Rob's ranch when the animals are not looking:
Yes, that is Rob, but I don't remember his wife looking that rough.
http://ladydomination.com/streamrotator/thumbs/ba/58692.jpg

Atom
01-11-2009, 06:34 PM
LOL!

Muddy
01-11-2009, 07:20 PM
Speaking of rye.

iMlzfpwJZuc

robjones
02-11-2009, 04:38 PM
What actually goes on at Rob's ranch when the animals are not looking:
Yes, that is Rob, but I don't remember his wife looking that rough.
http://ladydomination.com/streamrotator/thumbs/ba/58692.jpg

That's a boldfaced lie. We DO let the animals look.

iowadawg
02-11-2009, 04:41 PM
As long as they only look.

I hear tell ED lets his hedgehogs join in.

ewomack
03-11-2009, 09:37 PM
My hedgies are built better than that...

Cryren8972
04-11-2009, 09:16 AM
Well built hedgies with ED vs moderately built hedgies with full function.
Decisions, decisions...

iowadawg
04-11-2009, 04:20 PM
Be careful, his hedgies give wedgies.

ewomack
04-11-2009, 11:04 PM
...and they eat veggies...

Muddy
05-11-2009, 01:53 AM
With Reggie?

robjones
05-11-2009, 10:28 AM
*inserts non-rhyming post to break spell*

pctec
05-11-2009, 10:34 AM
*inserts non-rhyming post to break spell*

Good thing someone did :D

Cryren8972
05-11-2009, 10:34 AM
*will keep you're secret, I'll never tell*

ewomack
06-11-2009, 12:29 AM
I have a secret. I hate overproduced music videos. Damn, I've let another one out. Next I'll be admitting that I prefer music made by ugly people. Damn... am I one big sieve?

Strong
06-11-2009, 06:09 AM
Colander?

Cryren8972
06-11-2009, 08:03 AM
I have a secret. I hate overproduced music videos. Damn, I've let another one out. Next I'll be admitting that I prefer music made by ugly people. Damn... am I one big sieve?

Yes.

Muddy
06-11-2009, 07:06 PM
Strainer?

Muddy
06-11-2009, 07:06 PM
Next I'll be admitting that I prefer music made by ugly people.

I really don't think she's terribly ugly.

iowadawg
06-11-2009, 09:37 PM
Only ugly people make the best music.

ewomack
06-11-2009, 10:20 PM
Yes! Some of the ugliest people I know are the best musicians. Beautiful people get pandered to so much that they don't feel they need to develop talents. I think I've figured out the world for good.

iowadawg
08-11-2009, 01:05 PM
That's why I was never a musician.
Just too handsome...

robjones
08-11-2009, 01:58 PM
Beautiful people get pandered to so much that they don't feel they need to develop talents.

Not true of all of us, but in general there may be some truth to it.

ewomack
08-11-2009, 03:38 PM
Generalizations are just too much fun...

iowadawg
09-11-2009, 08:28 PM
Especially four star generals.

ewomack
11-11-2009, 08:48 AM
Not all Generals are beautiful... so you may have something there...

The wisdom that mucks this place up is transformational...