Caption Contest Thread...

[ewomack]

http://www.vulcanjedi.com/images/daphne3d0.jpg

[Ferre]

OOPS! I'm sorry about that! :sqembarrassed:

[robjones]

It was then that he decided he'd never again take a date with super-powers to Taco Bell.

[Muddy]

http://www.vulcanjedi.com/images/daphne3d0.jpg

Natalya soon learned not to thank the customers while Zap was still within range.

[iowadawg]

Thus was shown her one super power:
POWER FARTS...

[Halo]

http://www.vulcanjedi.com/images/daphne3d0.jpg

William Wallace: Sons of Scotland! I am William Wallace.
Young Soldier: William Wallace is seven feet tall!
William Wallace: Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.

[Strong]

"You really must stop eating those lazer fried beans dear, otherwise people will take pictures and start caption competitions."

[Zap]

Her ass is so fine, it can cut diamonds.

[Muddy]

http://www.vulcanjedi.com/images/daphne3d0.jpg

Kirk was more then pleased with the latest phaser model.

[Ferre]

Imagine,..someone actually sat down and drew this picture. :sqerr:

[Strong]

"Damn! Where did my shoes go?".

[ewomack]

Imagine,..someone actually sat down and drew this picture. :sqerr:

I just want to clear up now that it wasn't me... I don't want rumors starting...

[Cryren8972]

He kissed me and I felt tingles in my warm place....

[julien_simon]

I am blinded by love.

Man I love her ass.

[Atom]

Ok that is putting it quite succinctly isn't it, very well then..

[Halo]

Imagine,..someone actually sat down and drew this picture. :sqerr:
Not necessarily. An animator could have drawn the image, and another animator could later have vandalised it with a laser beam. :sqwink:


http://www.vulcanjedi.com/images/daphne3d0.jpg
Kirk was more then pleased with the latest phaser model.

"Set phasers to tickle!":3biggrin:

[Strong]

I wonder what would happen if you tweaked her nipples? :sqconfused:

[julien_simon]

great point. I want to know now though.

damn it!

[Halo]

http://www.vulcanjedi.com/images/daphne3d0.jpg

Man proposes to woman because he thinks the sun shines out of her arse. :sqcool:

[Ferre]

http://www.btwimho.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=475&d=1256338121

[julien_simon]

don't all wear striped shirt or you'll look stupid.

Good for you middle guy!

[Cryren8972]

Stop doing that, or I swear, it'll catch fire!:
Mother talks to her son about the evils of masturbation

[julien_simon]

the first to move has to drink a glass of the two other guy's pee.

[krisma5]

"Hot Diggity! She's so hot it gives me that tingly warm feeling in my pants!"

Dude on the left, "Even my pocket change is on fire!"

[Muddy]

I guess Jerry Lee Lewis' "Great Balls of Fire" is too obvious...ok...lemme think a bit.

[Ferre]

Three virgins watching Linneas' Workout for Pervs

[robjones]

http://www.btwimho.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=475&d=1256338121

In hindsight the boys decided Sterno was a poor substitute for KY Jelly.

[Halo]

http://www.btwimho.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=475&d=1256338121

The boys vowed never to buy Viagra from any discount website ever again.

[Muddy]

http://www.btwimho.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=475&d=1256338121

"Hey guys! Let's name our band 'Cocks of Fire'!"

[iowadawg]

John was so bored, he photoshopped fire on a picture of his uncles.

[Atom]

Ok you guys had enough porn yet, Star Trek is on in 5 minutes.

[iowadawg]

http://www.pulpblog.com/fount.jpg

[Muddy]

http://www.pulpblog.com/fount.jpg

Sami had heard about bidets, but never imagined she'd find one right downtown.

[Muddy]

http://www.btwimho.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=475&d=1256338121

Naturally Bob and Frank said yes when Sid asked if they wanted to fire one up.

[ewomack]

http://www.pulpblog.com/fount.jpg

City Council finally found the answer to the city's water problems.

[ewomack]

http://www.btwimho.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=475&d=1256338121

No more blue balls.

[Strong]

Their burning desires got the better of them.

[Sami4u]

http://www.btwimho.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=475&d=1256338121

This stuff Ferre smokes can do strange things to a man

:sqlaugh:

Sami

[Atom]

Ahh yes, the old Bengay in the K-Y tube trick, one day I will find out which one of you two cocksuckers did this.

[Strong]

Testicles are best tickled.

(Say it quickly!)

[ewomack]

I don't want to say it at all, much less quickly.

[ewomack]

Civil disobedience. I did it.

[Cryren8972]

How did it feel Ed?

[ewomack]

Kind of like that time I ate an entire tube of toothpaste. Minty but awful.

[Zap]

I've merged the other 2 threads into this one so we can keep them going ...

Here's the next one...

http://www.btwimho.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=559&stc=1&d=1258036613

[Strong]

... and so the elves continued to work for the shoemaker in perpetuity as zombies for ever after.

The end.

[Rankenstein]

Why chronic masturbation and penis enlargement don't mix...

[Rankenstein]

"Why chronic masturbation and penis pumps should not be mixed"

[Halo]

http://www.btwimho.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=559&stc=1&d=1258036613
"My Precious".

[Muddy]

http://www.btwimho.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=559&stc=1&d=1258036613

"Rank, I don't think the grapes were right on that last batch."

"I think you're right Atom, I'm smashing this shit."

[Halo]

http://www.btwimho.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=559&stc=1&d=1258036613
"Friendship is like a glass ornament, once it is broken it can rarely be put back together exactly the same way.”

[Halo]

http://www.btwimho.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=559&stc=1&d=1258036613

“It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry”

[ewomack]

http://www.btwimho.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=559&stc=1&d=1258036613


The first and last time Jim Henson dropped acid

[Muddy]

http://www.btwimho.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=559&stc=1&d=1258036613

"Listen Harold, I'm not saying we came from monkeys, I'm saying they came from us."