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iowadawg
20-10-2009, 11:12 PM
Your ringleader thinks women are more entertaining than youtube videos, movies, etc. etc.
http://pulpblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/176939283.jpg
Muddy
21-10-2009, 12:04 AM
I'm proud of ya Dawg! Damned proud!
robjones
21-10-2009, 12:06 AM
Damn... how'd you get hold of my wedding photos?
Oh well, that one's OK (although I photograph better from the left)... just dont show the ones of my wife.
iowadawg
21-10-2009, 12:16 AM
Let me check my portfolio of naked wives.
I am sure your wife is in there somewhere.
Strong
21-10-2009, 04:42 AM
Damn... how'd you get hold of my wedding photos?
Oh well, that one's OK (although I photograph better from the left)... just dont show the ones of my wife.
I must say you have impressive, and pert, man boobs! :sqconfused:
ewomack
21-10-2009, 09:32 AM
We need to get Strong out into the great big world...
Muddy
21-10-2009, 12:35 PM
^LOL!
iowadawg
21-10-2009, 01:10 PM
For you asian lovers:
http://pulpblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/15qomeq.jpg
Strong
21-10-2009, 01:36 PM
We need to get Strong out into the great big world...
Sorry. I don't know what I was thinking. I may not, in fact, have been thinking, in all probability. It is that kind of day. :3unsure:
iowadawg
21-10-2009, 01:41 PM
Well Simpson, check your signature and follow it to the letter.
Muddy
21-10-2009, 01:56 PM
*senses Ed's imminent entry into this thread*
Strong
21-10-2009, 01:57 PM
Good point!
To live is to think. Cicero
What was I thinking. I better change that!
iowadawg
21-10-2009, 02:11 PM
No, this is an ED free thread!
ewomack
21-10-2009, 03:06 PM
Yes don't let him in here to gawk at that splendid asian tittie.
You know, like that photographer, I come across so many women sitting on their laptops with their bulbs hanging out. Happens all the time, I tell you.
Well I must say that I've seen better sets, but a beautiful face can certainly make up for it, if I may.
iowadawg
21-10-2009, 03:55 PM
Well, must find a better set just for you.
Old set, young set, big set, small set....what?
Medium to large young please.
robjones
22-10-2009, 05:44 PM
Hmm... in the course of the day I ended up at the library on my laptop. You'd be surprised how much less entertaining this thread is when all the pictures are nabbed by the server software. I feel so cheated.
iowadawg
22-10-2009, 05:50 PM
Too bad.
You would have seen triplets...talk about a sea of boobs!
robjones
22-10-2009, 05:52 PM
I'll be elsewhere in a bit. I figure they'll wait for me. Keep the temp a bit chilly in here in the meantime.
ewomack
24-10-2009, 10:12 AM
I think the terms of membership say somewhere that all threads are to remain nipple friendly at all times...
iowadawg
24-10-2009, 02:43 PM
I am very friendly to good female nipples.
http://pulpblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/20-1821065247M.jpg
Strong
24-10-2009, 03:42 PM
I think the terms of membership say somewhere that all threads are to remain nipple friendly at all times...
Yes. Yes, I believe that to be true!
iowadawg
24-10-2009, 03:44 PM
Let us amend the rules:
All female members to be nipple friendly must show their nipples so that all male members can vote on how nipple friendly their nipples are.
julien_simon
24-10-2009, 03:54 PM
you don't like innies then?
ewomack
24-10-2009, 11:10 PM
You mean retracted nipples? Never heard of them...
ewomack
24-10-2009, 11:11 PM
Or do you mean other kinds of innies?!? GEEZ JULIEN SEX SEX SEX... can you French think of nada else?
iowadawg
24-10-2009, 11:12 PM
If such a thing as innies for nipples, would be fun trying to suck them out.
iowadawg
24-10-2009, 11:13 PM
All the french do is talk about sex.
Their women have to go to italy or germany to actually get sex.
iowadawg
24-10-2009, 11:15 PM
This is what I mean about showing nipples.
http://pulpblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/20-1657248318M.jpg
ewomack
25-10-2009, 12:03 AM
That makes me want to lactate... but alas... my male nipples run dry...
iowadawg
25-10-2009, 12:08 AM
Ah...get a good woman and learn the joys of having your nipples sucked.
Muddy
25-10-2009, 12:09 AM
And pissed on apparently!
ewomack
25-10-2009, 12:35 AM
Oh piss...
iowadawg
25-10-2009, 12:37 AM
Who got pissed on?
Those are some pretty nice nips there, but I think that she looks a little too happy. She may be blistered on some absinthe or something.
iowadawg
25-10-2009, 12:45 AM
Or thinking of me....
Well if she is looking at me and thinking of you then the wedding is off.
ewomack
25-10-2009, 05:09 PM
In what country do women smile and pull up their shirts in public? The sign behind her is in English... I bet it's all photoshopped... things like that just don't happen...
iowadawg
25-10-2009, 05:13 PM
Good old USA bubba!
Aint you ever been flashed while driving down the road?
Or flashed (and more) at a bar?
Or at the beach?
Or one time, for me, at a mall.....
ewomack
25-10-2009, 05:17 PM
It has not happened to me. Alas!
iowadawg
25-10-2009, 05:18 PM
Just for Rob if he comes back....
And for ED.
http://pulpblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/20-1823571713M.jpg
The middle one looks very close to the way my first real girlfriend looked, you should see her now. *gasp
ewomack
25-10-2009, 05:27 PM
Did you just take that picture in your backyard?
Age can do a number on some people.
We were together for three and a half years before reality set in.
iowadawg
25-10-2009, 07:34 PM
Nah, the wife took the pic cause I was panting too much to keep the camera steady.
julien_simon
25-10-2009, 07:37 PM
Nah, the wife took the pic cause I was panting too much to keep the camera steady.
the real question is: what happened next?
iowadawg
25-10-2009, 07:43 PM
Like I tell the kids, grandkids and everyone else...
You will have to find the big book of dawg when I die.
Has my entire life, replete with pictures, smells, pussy hairs, and more.
julien_simon
25-10-2009, 07:50 PM
Like I tell the kids, grandkids and everyone else...
You will have to find the big book of dawg when I die.
Has my entire life, replete with pictures, smells, pussy hairs, and more.
my roommate just happened to step in and read the screen.
she got shivers and went away saying: eeeoooh, dirty old man
iowadawg
25-10-2009, 07:54 PM
Well, that is one person who will not be reading my memoirs.
What does she call you?
More importantly, why is she around you?>?>>?
iowadawg
25-10-2009, 07:55 PM
OKay, must leave.
Have a few things to do...
Go to be fairly early tonight,,,,,
Going south in the morning early, to Missouri.
But be back home are 11am-12noon.
julien_simon
25-10-2009, 07:56 PM
we have a couple of computers in the living room. I'm by the doorway.
no privacy - I tell ya!
Muddy
25-10-2009, 08:11 PM
Roommate? What the hell did I miss?
julien_simon
25-10-2009, 08:14 PM
Roommate? What the hell did I miss?
no it's not jessica....
ewomack
25-10-2009, 10:39 PM
Do I smell SCANDAL!??!!?
No... sorry... just my sweaty underknees...
iowadawg
25-10-2009, 10:43 PM
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
Doughnuts.
Muddy
25-10-2009, 11:30 PM
no it's not jessica....
Do I smell SCANDAL!??!!?
No... sorry... just my sweaty underknees...
Wow, she went from a 103 degrees to "get the fuck out" over night!
julien_simon
26-10-2009, 01:11 AM
Do I smell Sandals?
ewomack
26-10-2009, 10:25 PM
Yes, sorry... I'm trying to deep fry them...
iowadawg
26-10-2009, 10:27 PM
Better grilled.
Fark...don't have a pic of a nude...
May rectify that later.
ewomack
27-10-2009, 07:26 PM
Just lean out your window... some woman's liable to be dousing your backyard with her torso vittles...
iowadawg
27-10-2009, 07:54 PM
Somehow that sounds too sick for me....
Orange juice to lick off:
http://pulpblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/21-1459049063M.jpg
julien_simon
28-10-2009, 02:17 AM
no thanks - I don't like orange juice.
if she could squish a pineapple that would be great though.
Cryren8972
28-10-2009, 05:35 AM
no thanks - I don't like orange juice.
if she could squish a pineapple that would be great though.
men are so hard to please...:sqrolleyes:
Strong
28-10-2009, 07:07 AM
Men are generally just hard, pleasing is easy from there on in.
Strong
28-10-2009, 07:08 AM
For the dawg:
Cryren8972
28-10-2009, 09:41 AM
For the dawg:
Ahh...back when women actually HAD butts! =)
no thanks - I don't like orange juice.
if she could squish a pineapple that would be great though.
Dude...
It's not about vitamin C intake. :sqwink: :sqlaugh:
Cryren8972
28-10-2009, 09:46 AM
But Zap, he prefers pineapple...the means of how it gets in his mouth is of no importance to him. As long as it tastes good! =)
But Zap, he prefers pineapple...the means of how it gets in his mouth is of no importance to him. As long as it tastes good! =)
Oh... It'll taste good. :sqwink:
Cryren8972
28-10-2009, 09:51 AM
He'll never know...
Speaking of pineapple, I've heard that it makes men taste sweeter.
Not telling who told me or why. :sqwink:
Cryren8972
28-10-2009, 09:57 AM
Yes, what you eat has a direct impact on how sperm tastes. At least I'm assuming that's where you were going with this...:sqbiggrin:
Sperm Taste - 10 Simple Tips for Better Tasting Semen (http://www.articlesbase.com/sexuality-articles/sperm-taste-10-simple-tips-for-better-tasting-semen-54184.html)
there you are gentlemen
Muddy
28-10-2009, 10:50 AM
I'd heard about asparagus (and pineapple).
Strongy's probably gonna lead the pack on this one.
All in all it seems like it would be easier to just take her out for hot wings beforehand.
Strong
28-10-2009, 11:07 AM
I have to do a wide ranging survey and get back to you. This will be fun, for me at least!
I love that Family Guy episode where Peter is using one of his nipples to squeeze orange juice.
Cryren8972
28-10-2009, 12:16 PM
I'd heard about asparagus (and pineapple).
Strongy's probably gonna lead the pack on this one.
All in all it seems like it would be easier to just take her out for hot wings beforehand.
took me a couple of secs...but once I caught on, this was hilarious! :sqrofl:
Muddy
28-10-2009, 02:58 PM
took me a couple of secs...but once I caught on, this was hilarious! :sqrofl:
Everything's about secs isn't it?
iowadawg
28-10-2009, 03:22 PM
Was doing some investigative work earlier and found Muddy's girlfriend in their car as she was driving through the drive through.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_A0G8x4YSZvw/SJryIaDeP6I/AAAAAAAAEYk/PlGgsbZsFWc/s400/UGLY3.JPG
Muddy
28-10-2009, 04:06 PM
Don't let my boyfriend see that!
iowadawg
28-10-2009, 04:14 PM
She has enough it seems for all of you....
Cryren8972
28-10-2009, 04:20 PM
Everything's about secs isn't it?
Yer on a role today my man! ^5! :sqlaugh:
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