Daily humor

[krisma5]

IDIOT SIGHTING

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechnic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey" I announced to the technician, it's open!" His reply, "I know, I already got that side.":

This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Ms.

STAY ALERT!

They walk among us, and they VOTE and they REPRODUCE.

[krisma5]

LONE RANGER AND TONTO WENT CAMPING

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto woke the Lone Ranger and said, "Kemo Sabe, look at sky. What you see?"

The Long Ranger replied, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger pondered for a minute and then said, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be apprpoxomately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificent. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"

"You dumber than buffalo patties. It mean someone stole tent!"

[krisma5]

ENGLISH FROM AROUND THE WORLD

In a Bangkok temple: IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS MAN

Doctors office, Rome: SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES

[ewomack]

I haven't heard a Lone Ranger joke since grade school...

[Muddy]

I haven't heard a Lone Ranger joke since grade school...

Two years is a damn long time!

[fastreplies]

Why anyone would joke about Lone Ranger in a first place?

:)

fastreplies

[Muddy]

He's a perfect foil for Tonto.

[Atom]

IDIOT SIGHTING

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechnic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey" I announced to the technician, it's open!" His reply, "I know, I already got that side.":

This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Ms.

STAY ALERT!

They walk among us, and they VOTE and they REPRODUCE.That's funny.
Reminds me of the Peter locked his car keys outside the car Family Guy skit, where he rolls the window down a bit and tries to fish them from the sidewalk with a coat hanger. LOL

[krisma5]

LOL I didn't see that one, thanks though, made me laugh out loud! =)

[krisma5]

ENGLISH FROM AROUND THE WORLD

Cocktail Lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTERD NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR

Dry Cleaners, Bangkok: DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS

[krisma5]

ENGLISH FROM AROUND THE WORLD

In a Nairobi restaurant: CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER

On the main road to Mombassa, leaving Nairobi: TAKE NOTICE WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

[Zap]

True Story: When my friend and I were exiting an AC/DC concert in KOLN, Germany, a guy was talking to us about it. The whole stadium was exiting. The guy's cell phone interrupts him in mid sentence. He answers it and politely tells us (while covering the microphone in the cell phone) "It's my housewife."

[krisma5]

LOL!!! great!

[krisma5]

ENGLISH FROM AROUND THE WORLD

In a cemetery: PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES

Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations: GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIORS IN BED.