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Dudette
21-10-2009, 06:10 AM
An armed robber in America turned to God mid-robbery in what investigators are calling the strangest case they have ever seen.

More... (http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Armed-Robber-Prays-After-Turning-To-God-During-Hold-Up-In-Indianapolis-Shopping-Centre/Article/200910315410291?f=rss)

Ferre
21-10-2009, 09:10 AM
God did not prevent him to rob that woman anyway though. I bet it must feel good to pray with your victim and be forgiven for all your sins before robbing them.

:sqlaugh:

Ferre
21-10-2009, 09:13 AM
You are forgiven, come back for more prayers and robbery any time. :sqlaugh:

Zap
21-10-2009, 09:13 AM
You'd think that if he found god in that precise moment, then god would have a word with him and say "Hey dude. Let the lady keep her money.".

Ferre
21-10-2009, 09:15 AM
You'd think that if he found god in that precise moment, then god would have a word with him and say "Hey dude. Let the lady keep her money.".

Nah, god is an accomplish, after the robbery the robber throws the loot into the air and what god wants god takes, the rest is for the robber.

:sqlaugh:

Ferre
21-10-2009, 09:16 AM
God's job is to make the robbery go smooth and spiritual. :sqlaugh:

ewomack
21-10-2009, 09:48 AM
He's just following the example of the church...

Ferre
21-10-2009, 09:57 AM
He's just following the example of the church...

She was lucky to be an adult lady and not a young boy. :sqwink:

ewomack
21-10-2009, 10:01 AM
Isn't that the holy truth?

Halo
21-10-2009, 11:15 AM
Maybe he had second thoughts during the robbery and thought "what would Jesus do"?

Put a bullet through her head? No, steal her cellphone and $20.

Muddy
21-10-2009, 12:22 PM
He needed the $20 to buy a few bottles of Night Trai...I mean Christ's Blood.

Muddy
21-10-2009, 12:23 PM
Isn't that the holy truth?

You mean the holey truth?

Atom
21-10-2009, 12:30 PM
Interesting story. I figure it was either the power of god or a phenomenon of the brain, either one.