A Short Guide to Comparative Religions

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A Short Guide to Comparative Religions

Taoism Shit happens.
Buddhism If shit happens, it's not really shit.
Islam If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
Protestantism Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism Why does this shit always happen to us?
Hinduism This shit happened before.
Catholicism Shit happens because you're bad.
Hare Krishna Shit happens rama rama.
T.V. Evangelism Send more shit.
Atheism No shit.
Jehova's Witness Knock knock, shit happens.
Hedonism There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Christian Science Shit happens in your mind.
Agnosticism Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Existentialism What is shit anyway?
Stoicism This shit doesn't bother me.
Rastafarianism Let's smoke this shit.

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Few minutes with my Hero Mr. George Carlin

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[Zap]

George Carlin was a master wordsmith and incredibly funny.

RIP George and Thanks!

[krisma5]

I didn't know that he died.

[ewomack]

Sadly, yes... was it last year? Wiki says yes... sad...

[Muddy]

Yep, I mourned him more than Michael Jackson. Well...OK...I really didn't mourn MJ at all. But George was a genius.

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Ya, the day he's die, I spend whole day listen and watching his "rants" again and again, every time finding some brilliant piece I have missed before.

R.I.P Man

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[Ferre]

Religion does not suck only if you start one yourself. ;)

[Muddy]

http://www.btwimho.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=5&stc=1&d=1250028010 (http://getmilked.com/comics/TheStartOfANewReligion.html)

[Strong]

Mr George Carlin was very funny. But he was wrong about Humpty Dumpty. It did exist. It was a type of cannon used in England. Very heavy, difficult to move. It fell off some battlements and broke, and as it happens all the king's men couldn't put it back together again. Thus a rhyme was sung about it.

The way I see it, knowing the English a little. A mob gathered around and decided to take the piss out of the soldiers and their broken artillery. It was a catchy little tune that was thought so funny that it was passed down through the ages in a drunken stupor. Remember forums hadn't been invented then.

All true.

[ewomack]

Muddy! Stop posting that juvenile rubbish!!

[Muddy]

I even linked it back to the source.

[krisma5]

Where? Your desktop?

[Muddy]

Click it and you'll see!

[krisma5]

so you been milked huh?!:sqlaugh:

[Muddy]

Everyone should get milked. Ed is the comic genius who owns that site and creates those comics by the way. I try to plug it every chance I get.

[krisma5]

I been milked too..... by all three of my kids.... LOL

[Muddy]

Oh gawd.

[krisma5]

Oh gawd.

I love you too...:sqlaugh: